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248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

248684  Sandor: I'm in flavor country

248681  VeeKay: This is what happens when care givers lose their shit

248683  VeeKay: Wire guided feline IED

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248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

248685 dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248680 dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!



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Score:
284
 
 Amy Housewine: There were also sausages on the grill before #147465 got there.
 Beef Supreme: Snap his neck, pluck him, gut him, season with garlic and lemon pepper, add to the fire.
 Shay: Pineapple lives matter too you know.
 werterland: You should. That grill needs to be cleaned.
 SomeCanadian: What, for the live chicken that isn't nearly as delicious and marinated (yet)?
 DrinkMixMan: Almost.
Image 147463   11-30-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
696
 
 Headoftheclass: "Fistful of Datas": Worf [when getting involved in a saloon brawl] "I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program!"
 Headoftheclass: Hlja' !
 funny in the wall: Worf was raised by a Ukrainian couple. Orthodox Christianity is the dominant religion of Ukraine. Coincidence?
 El hefe: There is no honor in this
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable Funniest line in the entire series. I also like the part where Troi shoots Data with an arrow
 DrinkMixMan: @Borkf Okay, so maybe not Klingon but look at that head, definitely some sort of alien.
 Borkf: @fakeusername On closer inspection, it does appear to a different picture, just very similar looking. He was Greek/Turkish though, so still likely a white dude, just not a pasty one.
 fakeusername: @Borkf sure, he doesn't he look like a Klingon if you use a new painting where they made him a white dude
 Borkf: Sure, he looks like a Klingon if you alter the picture to make him look like one goo.gl/…
 questionable: captain, I must protest; I am not a merry man
Image 147462   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
648
 
 BeagleMan44: First heavenly kittah sitting atop the firmament.
 LaeMi: Sky-cat is ceiling-cat's supervisor.
 annterland: Ceiling cat is happy
 El hefe: The Sport Ka has already fed today
 fakeusername: Cata Morgana
Image 147461   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
316
 
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless i hope its green
 annterland: @Peter Pantsless it's like the ice cream truck's music.
 ButtNutz: "Hey Brah, do ya know the reason I pulled you over?"
 mariofart: Seems legit.
 Peter Pantsless: hahaha what the fuck is the siren for?
 Urn BooUrn: I dare say, that car is going to get pulled over.
 WaffleIron: Calling car 420! Calling car 420!
Image 147460   11-30-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
426
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Its turtles all the way down
 BeagleMan44: Ninja turtles, you're doing it wrong.
 AstoriaBum: @LaeMi The Great A'Tuin in a rare mating ritual.
 LaeMi: Diskworld reference, of course!
Image 147459   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
351
 
 Amy Housewine: By telling the truth, Pinocchio eventually became a real bo... plastic surgeon.
 ChubbyBuddy: sure i work out of a van, but i definitely hose it out every night.
 whiplash: As in, "keepin' it real." No medical education or license stated or implied.
 carpwoman: Yeah, good luck with that.
 tib gubb: it certainly sounds like a "good" idea
 funny in the wall: @Butcherboy Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
 Butcherboy: Hi Dr. Nick!
 Borkf: It says right here he went to "medical" school.
 scribbs: Smart lipo is Bluetooth enabled.
 WaffleIron: It's a GI joe in a lab coat.
Image 147458   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
466
 
 jazzjunkie: War. War never changes.
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 jochenau: This machine kills fascists.
 ch: The wall is comprised of hurdy-gurdy men
 PenguinBartender: This February, Matt Damon stars in: The Great Wall (and he's bringing his vomiting saxophone).
 tritium: Now I understand what Miles Davis meant by "if you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know."
 Urn BooUrn: All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
 scribbs: The Polka-Jazz War was the most horrific of war of the 20th century.
Image 147457   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
562
 
 Frank herbert: Rimmer. Is that you?
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Let him.
 questionable: if only Oscar Wilde could see us now
 Peter Pantsless: This is getting out of hand. Also, ceiling man is watching you masturbate
 Ulillillia: Pounded in the Butt by the Library Study Room
Image 147456   11-30-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
425
 
 BeagleMan44: With this clever disguise no one must know my true identity. Squirrel! !
 El hefe: Hip Dysplasia Bud
 Urn BooUrn: Results came back on your stool sample. Delicious.
 San DoDo: Stockf
 scribbs: @skillet Maybe he's really good at sports, but just has bad eyes.
 fakeusername: secret identity of Krypto the Superdog
 skillet: Dorkf
Image 147455   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
335
 
 scribbs: @SomeCanadian Thank you. He still has a sense of humor, as long as we keep the jokes simple. So, there's a silver lining, at least. Thanks again :-)
 SomeCanadian: Aw that's rough. Dementia is the worst way to go. Sorry buddy. @scribbs
 scribbs: IRL, my mom is an old-school nurse, and my dad is in the final stage of dementia. To prevent him from breaking his neck getting out of bed, she looked up adult bed restraints online. Now she knows all about S&M. Thanks, internet!
 Warrax: Best nativity scene ever.
Image 147454   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Peach
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