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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

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 AlexDeLarge: It's a great big universe and we're all really puny. We're just tiny little specks about the size of Mickey rooney.
 Frank herbert: There middle right towrds the bottom. Friendly spaceship
 Peter Pantsless: @Warrax Giving a fuck only exists because we do. We are just a part of this Universe, but we're the part that thinks, sees, loves, and gives a fuck
 Mad Collager: @Warrax Nice, very nice. Thank you for that!
 ThatGuy: @Warrax shut up, Sartre!
 Mr. Butt: @Warrax [Applause]
 a robot: @Warrax But that doesn't make for a catchy meme
 Warrax: Or, maybe, the fact that the universe is a cold, unfeeling void means that the only meaning in life is the meaning you make, which would make it that much more important to choose to be kind and caring to your fellow humans.
 Mr. Butt: Oh, good. Now I don't feel so bad about all those dead black kids.
Image 147434   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Headoftheclass: How graceful. Somebody should write a Broadway play about them.
 whiplash: *Pink Panther theme plays*
 carpwoman: I love cats!
 LogicKitty: No matter what color they are, every time I see two cats walking in step I think of the Siamese from Lady and the Tramp
 San DoDo: Cool face swap
 werterland: How do I get to this wrong neighborhood?
 WaffleIron: Synchronised murder.
 Lestrange: *theme from Reservoir Dogs plays in my head*
 Supermansbrother: #146229
 Knice: Fada uqs
 sparename: I'm sure one of these guys plays double bass
Image 147433   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Red
 BeagleMan44: German porn is creepy.
 Joseph: dU wa5 kumpel?
 Lestrange: @Micro Jackson Big shoes amirite?
 Micro Jackson: Know what they say: Big Fooss.......
 Knice: @sparename AH HA HA!!
 sparename: How far inn?
Image 147432   11-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 BeagleMan44: Smithers i need to have a name for this cereal by monday morning!
 WaffleIron: "Malt o meal" says "liquor for breakfast" in my books.
 Butcherboy: Love it. Love it damn you
 Yam: "We eat what we SIKE"
Image 147431   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Headoftheclass: Lego dogo
 Wookiee: I don't know which would be worse. Stepping on real dog poop or Lego dog poop?
 Mad Collager: This Lego sculpture is spot-on.
 fumbduck: There's a real dog inside. Look at the eyes.
 tritium: Um, excuse me, those are VOXELS
 Knice: "Legorkf!"
 ButtNutz: Fake. I can see the pixels.
Image 147430   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Noremak: Now that's seeing with portals.
 Micro Jackson: Eye of the tiger
 a robot: Take him home and give him a bath right MEOW!
 Yam: "Yeah, I know the colour doesn't match, but after being told what the dealership wanted for a new one, I went down to the pick-a-part and just got one that fit"
 athiest: I've seen so many on here that I no longer find cats with two coloured eyes to be odd.
Image 147429   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
 Micro Jackson: I don't like where this is going
 chhumphrey: @sparename Well that was tangential
 ElitrArceus5100: New walking rollercoaster
 sparename: "Bridge of Sines"
 Coolguy: Bridge with three difficulty settings
Image 147428   11-30-16   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 chhumphrey: Video game designer's influence
 pleasing: Filthy posts allowed by Nancy
 ElitrArceus5100: so great
 a sedated moose: This is a bad post.
 sparename: what a rotten post
 fanny: this post is too dangerous for me!
Image 147427   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 Headoftheclass: @Wookiee Yeah, for us. But for Ali and Prince, they're free.
 Ulillillia: Prince and Muhammad Ali at their retirement villa in Florida
 Wookiee: 2016 sucks.
 2Berries: @a robot cause Prince.
 Flirb Dampumple: pretty
 a robot: Why is Prince dressed like a grandma playing a round of golf?
 Disembodiedfoot: My brain jumped straight to Aladdin. Prince Ali!
 Prefuse: touch
 ElitrArceus5100: i don't like that expression he's making
 Coolguy: Dang...
Image 147426   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 scribbs: Groan!
 ThatGuy: *dragged
 ElitrArceus5100: This is just sad, in gonna rad it
 DrinkMixMan: Pharmers Only
 Borkf: Buh-dum-tshhh!
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