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253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

253258  Dick Inspector: Which Wikihow is this from?

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 jochenau: 0/10 for Tails cosplay, you need another tail.
 Hiddentigerma: I can't help but think that if kids like that actually exist. They probably don't even fit in the hierarchy.
 chhumphrey: @a robot Dear God what have I done?!
 chhumphrey: @a robot Gotcha, incognito mode to the rescue
 a robot: @chhumphrey *googles it* It's some 4chan bullshit you shouldn't google.
 chhumphrey: Okay, I'll bite... what's a strugglesnuggle?
 Coolguy: Kawaikunakatta!
 Mexico: "Is there any bullying I can do that won't give you a boner?"
 Peach: @Knice We're all Stephen.
 Knice: Which one is Stephen?
Image 147421   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Joseph: You can stop now, I'm scared.
 ThatGuy: @sparename I'm just glad I don't have dyslexia
 Micro Jackson: Unhinged
 Flirb Dampumple: guts and stuff all the way down
 DrinkMixMan: Delicious
 Yam: This man has the crainial ridge of a yegg!
 Mr. Butt: @sparename Oh, never mind. The Parker one is filed under "misattributed." Mystery solved.
 ButtNutz: "On this episode of Mythbusters.."
 Mr. Butt: @sparename… ......…
 sparename: @Mr. Butt appears to be a Fred Allen(?)
 Mr. Butt: @sparename Dorothy Parker?
 sparename: "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy"
Image 147420   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Coolguy: I think your pupper has low air pressure...
 AdaMan: W-Hat
 a robot: he Head Too Big For He Gotdamn Body
 Yam: Dog needs to be calibrated
 Disembodiedfoot: U wot m8? U wanna fite?
Image 147419   11-30-16   Uploaded by    saluted
 cArdent: @whiplash Wahoooo! ... Nothin'.
 Salvador Molly: @whiplash Hahah
 Nwcorset: @scribbs There should be Christmas cards like this. Everything is always so cutesy.
 scribbs: Creepy. This is amazing.
 jochenau: A fierce wind whistled through the gray, barren ash trees; er, nevermind, the whistling was just Stan.
 Amy Housewine: Hiiiiiiiiima, Hima-Laya is my old time stomping ground.
 WaffleIron: You just know it's whistling "Don't worry, be happy"
 Coolguy: Wondering when I will get to experience the paranormal...
 SpaceCow: "If you get to the lanky yeti, you've gone to far. Turn back and take a right at the pit of badgers."
 Yam: It's the jaunty Christmas Yeti! Offer him a plate of figs and you'll have good health in the new year!
 illBilliam: Everything was going fine until the wendigo showed up.
 whiplash: Oh no, a Bumble! Where's Yukon Cornelius?!
 ButtNutz: Frosty the Snowman reboot looking good.
Image 147418   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 hearsegirl: scamper scamper mr. toomey
 whiplash: PengOrcanado! Coming Soon on SyFy!
Image 147417   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
 smusher: Godregrub
 SomeCanadian: Borkfger
Image 147416   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Headoftheclass: The Shocker is not surprised.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Heck. Sorry everyone.
 Lestrange: Radder than hell.
 SomeCanadian: I wouldn't have friends either if I had one humongous finger that talked.
 ButtNutz: Go slam yourself in a car door.
 Derp Herpigan: Darn cigarette fingers.
Image 147415   11-30-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
 Wet farts: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's BACOOOOOON!
 Lestrange: Nommy lil piggers
 Lestrange: Nommy lil piggers
 a robot: Giant bun or tiny piggos?
 SomeCanadian: I made these! No one can tell me otherwise!
Image 147414   11-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 jochenau: Vogon poetry could probably disable an attacker rather effectively.
 Hiddentigerma: The only thing they'll ever be useful for.
 PenguinBartender: "We're gonna rock it tonight, We're gonna jazz it up and have us a ball! They're gonna get it tonight; The more they turn it on the harder they'll fall!"
 ThatGuy: #1. Hit them with this book, flee.
 Micro Jackson: Hit them in the nuts with the book
 smusher: Loose lips defeat Crips?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Imma fight you through haiku
 smusher: ....poetry SLAM!!
 smusher: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight
 Knice: Use the element of surprose.
 SomeCanadian: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.
 NoRagrets: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.
Image 147413   11-30-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Hahaha!
 a sedated moose: @scribbs when you stare into the weed, the weed... Woah.
 scribbs: @a sedated moose Seriously. It's messing with my head. And why does the weed to its left have eyes?
 annterland: Too much feet for too little chicken
 Darmstadtium: Science has gone too far this time
 Flirb Dampumple: googly eyes make everything better
 fanny: @kinggheedra i needed batteries... but i read the reviews on these cheap batteries and decided no, i do not need cheap batteries :-/
 a sedated moose: Is its beak sideways?
 kinggheedra: He heard he could get the batteries cheap.
 A duck: U FUKKIN WOT M8?
Image 147412   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Red
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