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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

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 taxKilla: That is actually a really good idea. As long as the kids starts facing the right way, not a while lot they can do to mess it up.
 Lestrange: Very accurate for an Audi. No turn signals.
 WTF: @tib gubb A guy I knew described NASCAR as "Go fast, turn left, get hemorrhoids"
 Fugative: Sad when a kids toy is nicer than my actual car
 tib gubb: how to win at nascar
Image 147172   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Gazden
 Lestrange: Living the dream (of leaving school with $200,000 debt).
 a sedated moose: @FatTigerWoods but what about 'in socks?' I'll see myself out now.
 FatTigerWoods: Greatness comes in all shapes, sizes, and parents' houses
 Teechur: That chicken came right out of the fridge.
Image 147171   11-29-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
 Wookiee: I got ya anaconda..... RIGHT HERE!
 SpaceCow: Ball Pythons just keep goin'.
 ClockworkJackalope: My anaconda don't want none unless you got opportunity- UH! :: whiplash::
 itskando: If ya know what I mean
 tib gubb: there's a really raunchy trucker joke here.
 Lemon Rage: somewhere, a programming exec at syfy gets an idea...
 generic: Must be a bakery.
Image 147170   11-29-16   Uploaded by    sumo
 Jotun: "To understand a woman's mind, listen to what she *doesn't* say.
 DrinkMixMan: Understanding a woman's mind, however, is much more complex.
 San DoDo: @Skaalar are you saying one cannot understand mute people? ;)
 Skaalar: @San DoDo Nope, some people are mute.
 SpaceCow: "Alternatively, stalk him on facebook."
 msmstud: [Bitter rant from dumped heterosexual guy.]
 jochenau: Alternatively, chant the following sequence of numbers until you fall into a psychic trance.
 Fugative: Unless they are a sociopath
 San DoDo: Doesn't that go for everyone?
Image 147169   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 Shay: The Devil's mouth.
 msmstud: I eat the banAnus.
 SomeCanadian: This is apples.
 San DoDo: Mmm, satan's anus
 Hiddentigerma: But what if the smell of apple makes you wanna retch?
 tib gubb: banatomy
Image 147168   11-29-16   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 Skaalar: It's gotta suck when you have to stare directly into the sun to smack a ball/cat across a court.
 San DoDo: She did agree to play with it..
 Zukero: Minced meat express !
 SunWukong: I LOVE CATS!
Image 147167   11-29-16   Uploaded by    twitter
 Skaalar: The secret recipe involves dogs in funny aprons. Don't tell the dog.
 a sedated moose: Roll that beautiful "I'm thinkin about thos beans" footage.
Image 147166   11-29-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
 UseYourName: @eider The friendliest of spaceships
 Ulillillia: macarena
 GroanWorthy: I'm in for some three "y" kind of fun. Nothing too serious.
 eider: @UseYourName radddd
 UseYourName: radd
 Teechur: @Hiddentigerma *dayyyyys
 Zukero: Reading between the ys.
 Hiddentigerma: Kids these days.
Image 147165   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
 Radstarboom: That's SSG Clean to you.
 Skaalar: If Mr. Clean had a stroke.
 SpaceCow: He gets rid of grime, wherever is may be.
 eider: Mr. Cusarmy
 AverageJoe: that's not very proper
Image 147164   11-29-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
 Jotun: fur is murder!
 Hosebag: Uh, uncle Bob, my squirrels are up here.
 raditzu: A feather is sexy, squirrels are kinky.
 Skaalar: @Teechur Just when you thought crabs were the worst of your problems.
 msmstud: Hot.
 ClockworkJackalope: Trump brand hairpiece
 SomeCanadian: You've got head-squirrels! Go to the nurse before you infect the other children.
 Teechur: Ok, there's a special shampoo you need to use. It'll clear that up in two washings.
Image 147163   11-29-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
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