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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Score:
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 taxKilla: That is actually a really good idea. As long as the kids starts facing the right way, not a while lot they can do to mess it up.
 Lestrange: Very accurate for an Audi. No turn signals.
 WTF: @tib gubb A guy I knew described NASCAR as "Go fast, turn left, get hemorrhoids"
 Fugative: Sad when a kids toy is nicer than my actual car
 tib gubb: how to win at nascar
Image 147172   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
663
 
 Lestrange: Living the dream (of leaving school with $200,000 debt).
 a sedated moose: @FatTigerWoods but what about 'in socks?' I'll see myself out now.
 FatTigerWoods: Greatness comes in all shapes, sizes, and parents' houses
 Teechur: That chicken came right out of the fridge.
Image 147171   11-29-16   Uploaded by    crazyfingers
Score:
555
 
 Wookiee: I got ya anaconda..... RIGHT HERE!
 SpaceCow: Ball Pythons just keep goin'.
 ClockworkJackalope: My anaconda don't want none unless you got opportunity- UH! :: whiplash::
 itskando: If ya know what I mean
 tib gubb: there's a really raunchy trucker joke here.
 Lemon Rage: somewhere, a programming exec at syfy gets an idea...
 generic: Must be a bakery.
Image 147170   11-29-16   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
287
 
 Jotun: "To understand a woman's mind, listen to what she *doesn't* say.
 DrinkMixMan: Understanding a woman's mind, however, is much more complex.
 San DoDo: @Skaalar are you saying one cannot understand mute people? ;)
 Skaalar: @San DoDo Nope, some people are mute.
 SpaceCow: "Alternatively, stalk him on facebook."
 msmstud: [Bitter rant from dumped heterosexual guy.]
 jochenau: Alternatively, chant the following sequence of numbers until you fall into a psychic trance.
 Fugative: Unless they are a sociopath
 San DoDo: Doesn't that go for everyone?
Image 147169   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
240
 
 Shay: The Devil's mouth.
 msmstud: I eat the banAnus.
 SomeCanadian: This is apples.
 Knice: BANOOOYAAARGH!!!
 San DoDo: Mmm, satan's anus
 Hiddentigerma: But what if the smell of apple makes you wanna retch?
 tib gubb: banatomy
Image 147168   11-29-16   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
833
 
 Skaalar: It's gotta suck when you have to stare directly into the sun to smack a ball/cat across a court.
 San DoDo: She did agree to play with it..
 Zukero: Minced meat express !
 SunWukong: I LOVE CATS!
Image 147167   11-29-16   Uploaded by    twitter
Score:
380
 
 Skaalar: The secret recipe involves dogs in funny aprons. Don't tell the dog.
 a sedated moose: Roll that beautiful "I'm thinkin about thos beans" footage.
Image 147166   11-29-16   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
223
 
 UseYourName: @eider The friendliest of spaceships
 Ulillillia: macarena
 GroanWorthy: I'm in for some three "y" kind of fun. Nothing too serious.
 eider: @UseYourName radddd
 UseYourName: radd
 Teechur: @Hiddentigerma *dayyyyys
 Zukero: Reading between the ys.
 Hiddentigerma: Kids these days.
Image 147165   11-29-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
619
 
 Radstarboom: That's SSG Clean to you.
 Skaalar: If Mr. Clean had a stroke.
 SpaceCow: He gets rid of grime, wherever is may be.
 eider: Mr. Cusarmy
 AverageJoe: that's not very proper
Image 147164   11-29-16   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
628
 
 Jotun: fur is murder!
 Hosebag: Uh, uncle Bob, my squirrels are up here.
 raditzu: A feather is sexy, squirrels are kinky.
 Skaalar: @Teechur Just when you thought crabs were the worst of your problems.
 msmstud: Hot.
 ClockworkJackalope: Trump brand hairpiece
 SomeCanadian: You've got head-squirrels! Go to the nurse before you infect the other children.
 Teechur: Ok, there's a special shampoo you need to use. It'll clear that up in two washings.
Image 147163   11-29-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
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