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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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6. Not A Bot
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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
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ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
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 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
314
 
 Air Biscuit: Missing a decimal?
 Jaunty Shrimp: What a sad looking doggo :(
 Micro Jackson: Your humans are obviously idiots
 zupobaloop: @Nothing Morons, that's who. Not coincidentally, morons also take these kind of photos.
 DrinkMixMan: The more I think about this image the more I hate these people.
 Nothing: Who pays $400 for cheese?
 Entertainmentalist: Now they'll have to go back to Costco and get another 2' diameter cheese wheel.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Pretwntious cheese dog.
 jochenau: @Mr. Butt I like your version better!
 Dobly: @Mr. Butt haha thats disgusting
 Mr. Butt: @jochenau To be fair, it could've been an absurdly large brick of regular-priced cheese.
 jochenau: Well that's what you get for buying absurdly expensive cheese.
Image 146978   11-28-16   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
377
 
 Micro Jackson: Plan A: Head
 NoRagrets: ......I like it
 Xeno: It's a good thing that joke is so funny, you'll never tire of reading it on your hands.
 ChubbyBuddy: toes read "lthydinner"
 Disembodiedfoot: Irony or stupidity? YOU DECIDE!
Image 146977   11-28-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
386
 
 Skaalar: @Mr. Shine @Meow Son of a bee sting. Really should have read those comments first.
 Skaalar: ... Please stop basing drinks on me.
 Meow: They named a drink after me!
 tib gubb: kinda like the girls i go out with
 AverageJoe: gotta add that to my CV
 Knice: *swipes right*
 Peach: *looks at ingredients* Oh lord, fruit is spelled F-R-O-O-T. And its got quotation marks around it.
 a robot: Hey, who are you calling "lovable?"
 Mr. Shine: Same!
Image 146976   11-28-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
307
 
 El hefe: The CNSA is scouting locations to film their moon landing
Image 146975   11-28-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
519
 
 Druman9991: Batman's not paying him enough
 Mr. Butt: Outfit's OnPoint
 Mr. Shine: Robin that ATM!
Image 146974   11-28-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
607
 
 funny in the wall: this did not happen
 redmonkey3: He was in an okay place when the acid kicked in
 Frank herbert: Hed worked hard for the muffin.
 jochenau: Well, that explains the tooth marks.
Image 146973   11-28-16   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
493
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
 Beeble: Apple for morality scale.
 redmonkey3: @Knice - if it's red, leave it for dead
 Knice: @redmonkey3 If it's green, jam it between?
 El hefe: And the women that have loved them
 redmonkey3: If its brown, eat it down - if it's black, put it back.
 a sedated moose: "...crooked like a cockroach's leg."
 fumbduck: I don't feel brave.
 Knice: I don't feel safe.
Image 146972   11-28-16   Uploaded by    Commenter
Score:
633
 
 Pizza: Aaah, brings back memories of cadet camp.
 Science: It's nice to cool down after a three mile run.
 San DoDo: From this day forth you are green!
 WTF: "Pyle!?!", "Shazam!", "Pyle!?!", "Shazam!", "Pyle!?!", "Shazam!"
 Red: i hope that's not pepper spray in that sprinkler
 Headoftheclass: In your face, maggot!
Image 146971   11-28-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
451
 
 ping: @a sedated moose Got it. [Puts on plaid shirt]
 El hefe: Someone put Tim Burton back in his cage
 a sedated moose: @ping Not everyone; we also see people as lumberjacks, fur trappers, and Tim Horton's employees.
 Mr. Shine: Moose Wayne.
 ping: @a sedated moose Just wondering if a moose sees everyone as a moose.
 mrdiron: Elkman?
 a sedated moose: Oops, @ping.
 a sedated moose: @a sedated moose I don't understand the question.
 AverageJoe: when you look into the wilderness, the wilderness also looks into you
 jochenau: @ping Does it not look normal to you?
 ping: @a sedated moose Does this look perfectly normal from your point of view?
 a sedated moose: This *is* the hero we need!
Image 146970   11-28-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
464
 
 FabricMan: Last time I had a major feast, by the time it was over, the Soviet Union had fallen, everyone was talking about something called the "Internet", and Axl Rose got all fat
 jochenau: Also, my house burned down around 8pm on August 7th.
 LaeMi: I take my food seriously!
Image 146969   11-28-16   Uploaded by    realjon
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