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216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

216096  Greek Fire: "We can make it if we run." "No, we can't. We're being hunted."

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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 SpaceCow: "Cause we chase only blue cars..."
 Knice: "So anyway, here's my wonderballs."
Image 146846   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
Score:
417
 
 a robot: @Borkf ...Just like every other season
 Borkf: New season of Bojack Horseman took a dark turn.
 Mad Collager: Her boyfriend had his ears removed so he'd look more like a pigeon.
 Derp Herpigan: I like the one person standing in the background thinking they've made some bad life choices.
 scribbs: "So glad we didn't invite squirrel."
Image 146845   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
449
 
 fanny: he's gonna attract more if he doesn't stop acting like such a nut!
 Hosebag: Touch that squirrel's nuts and he will fuck you up.
 scribbs: "This is the only dinner party I get invited to."
Image 146844   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
590
 
 a robot: Doggo seems not quite sure if she should be happy about this or not
 El hefe: The puppies did a real number on Maybel
 Derp Herpigan: Octodog
 Knice: A labrachnidor.
Image 146843   11-27-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
372
 
 Nofishforsale: Hostage video?
 whiplash: Dr. Frank Baxter was on vacation, so Mickey stepped in to host "Moths: Hairy Butterflies or Insectoid Bats?"
 fanny: @scribbs i'd say just the opposite!
 scribbs: The Disney Channel has really gone downhill.
 Hosebag: I have pants JUST LIKE THOSE!
 whiplash: Mickey Mouse vs. Mothra! Coming Soon!
Image 146842   11-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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 Derp Herpigan: Instructions pretty clear.
 scribbs: Okay. That's funny.
 Hosebag: No take. Only throw.
 LaeMi: A friend had some furniture out with a "free" sign and it sat there for a week. He changed the sign to $100 and the furniture had disappeared by the next day.
Image 146841   11-27-16   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
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 SpaceCow: "Derp derp, I buy coffee because I'm a homan."
 EvilOtter: Sarah Jessica Parker is drunk again.
 fracking: @tib gubb I lolled irl at this
 jazzjunkie: Aye, 'mon then.
 Musician: *Prosecutor signals the horse* "So, Mr. Cavanaugh, does THIS refresh your memory?"
 Warrax: suuuuuck iiiiiit
 Derp Herpigan: Lol idk
 tib gubb: hey... that's not my girlfriend
 whiplash: Come at me, bronie!
 El hefe: That's not appropriate Miley Clydesdale
 Psymon: The horses get revenge for Gangnam Style.
 Psymon: The horses get revenge for Gangnam Style.
 scribbs: He's got the lead in the all-equine production of "Cats."
 Knice: My girlfriend is a ballerina.
 SunWukong: Horseplay.
Image 146840   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Yam
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645
 
 Lestrange: Daddy's never coming home.
 Butcherboy: Claude Raines family photo
 SunWukong: Sad button :(
 redmonkey3: Young Roger Waters
Image 146839   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Niels Bohr
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 Austin: My feet are made of squand!
 jochenau: New anti-wildlife hiking boots for repelling bears, mountain lions, unfrenly sneks, and other dangerous beasts.
 Derp Herpigan: When Cinderella goes a little more casual.
 carpwoman: Those are kinda cool.
 Knice: @scribbs Mill's Fleet Farm is one of the things I miss most about Wisconsin. :-(
 ClockworkJackalope: Just so.. much.. cringe
 Zukero: I don't know what I hate the most between the shoes and the socks.
 scribbs: In the Men's department at Farm & Fleet.
Image 146838   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Musician
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 Gomi Day: @Niels Bohr i think you're right, actually! i too would love on of said bikes. preferably with the big ole scrambler type pipes on it.
 Niels Bohr: @Gomi Day also I do get your funny joke, I'm not trying to be pedantic. My love of old motorcycles got the better of me.
 Niels Bohr: @Gomi Day high pipes got the CL designation I think, I'd love tof have one. I'd be a low rent Steve McQueen with that thing. Old bikes with dual rear shock are cool no matter what model.
 Flirb Dampumple: *beer ftfy
 Gomi Day: @beep no, i think it's a CB250.
 El hefe: Next door to man bear pig
 beep: It's "cub".
Image 146837   11-27-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
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