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253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

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 Nofishforsale: Jill says fuck you to the Hill. Jack takes photo.
 Air Biscuit: *climbs up hill beside stairs
 redmonkey3: @ClockworkJackalope - as a certified cripple: going downside, not tooo bad, upside however... too challenging for this gimpo
 ClockworkJackalope: And that's the closest to wheelchair accessible it gets
 Gomi Day: i think i'd rather just scramble up the hill to the side of the stairs...
 annterland: Ah, my old enemy. Stairs.
 Zukero: Fuck you Pai Mei !
 scribbs: The energy you spent on your anger would have been better used for climbing those stairs.
 tamarindo: Damn your convenience and engineering!
 Mexico: Yeah, well, at least there isn't a giant gorilla throwing barrels at you.
Image 146826   11-27-16   Uploaded by    amputator
 trelyate: they glow so drivers can see you better and then run you over for having these.
 redmonkey3: @tamarindo - glowing OR flashing testes ? Could be time for yr own Medical Advisory Board
 Hosebag: I like how they glow blue, like mine.
 Mr. Shine: Well, since the bike seat will destroy your prostate, you need a pair of these, I guess?
 scribbs: Nope.
 tamarindo: Hah, those are "Bike Balls", you can find them at balls dot bike for about $20 USD. "Gently squeeze the Balls to turn the light on and switch between the solid/flashing modes. Gently squeeze again to turn the Bike Balls off."
 funny in the wall: @Knice that only works like half the time
 SunWukong: Bollocks joke : Low hanging fruit, etc.
 Knice: If you cut a hole in the seat, you get the same effect. Life = hacked
Image 146825   11-27-16   Uploaded by    cizhiresb
 jochenau: Old English = rad
 trelyate: 2016 : *series of emoticons*
 Lestrange: Now that's what I call English Vol 94
 LaeMi: Vogons wrote the early Bible?
 El hefe: I prefer Old English 800
 Zukero: Note to self, never set time machine to earlier the 1400.
 sparename: Can't beat the Ministry version...
Image 146824   11-27-16   Uploaded by    celtic
 Kim: Here's your sign.
 a robot: Almost as rad as #135809
 Air Biscuit: Have a baby on the floor, homeschool it by the door.
 ClockworkJackalope: Jingly jangly jingly jangly
 Meow: Never was a fan of Steam Punk Geordi myself
 Flirb Dampumple: RIP Prince Rogers Nelson
 grizzly: La Forge Fashion.
 El hefe: Knockoff google cardboard from Amazon
 WTF: "Now I know what it would be like to look out of a wicker basket."
 scribbs: Couldn't afford a full set of beaded curtains.
 a sedated moose: These shades seem ineffective.
 Knice: Deal with it.
Image 146823   11-27-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
 Lestrange: Cuddly death machine.
 ClockworkJackalope: @Yam tiger stuff
 VoR: Brain freeze in 3..2..1..
 grizzly: @Yam lol,jk, cocaine!
 Knice: "rawr"
 scribbs: If you see those snow angels in the playground, have your kids play indoors.
 tamarindo: just woke up! still cute doe
 Yam: "Whatcha thinkin' about?"
Image 146822   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 Jennysaurus: @Eveieheart85 butt butt butt....
 Eveieheart85: Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt.
 SunWukong: @Lestrange @Shay weirdly, I did not notice her when I posted this.
 Lestrange: How socially progressive is that woman's arse?
 Air Biscuit: So much to look forward to in the year 3000.
 Shay: None of them knew they were robots (well except for that one girl who smuggled her way in and is looking for her contact lens on the ground)
 tamarindo: It's got to be really difficult to find a contact lens on that astroturf.
 Peach: Where did you find so many Tilda Swinton lookalikes?
Image 146821   11-27-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 tamarindo: "became extremely scared" - why? Choking hazard?
 Knice: Too cold; too cold.
 fanny: betcha she was @CompletelyJoking har har har!
Image 146820   11-27-16   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
 ClockworkJackalope: Whelp, time to go to work, those damn kids won't meddle themselves
 VoR: Must secure AG user name!
 scribbs: I hate it when that happens.
Image 146819   11-27-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Yam: You know what this graph averages out to? 100% purple.
 DarkTeddy: Aggrogator was born @Butcherboy
 Butcherboy: Shouldn't it all be purple then?
Image 146818   11-27-16   Uploaded by    highdra
 duckybox: say it again @Teechur
 Teechur: @ButtNutz No problem! I mentally added, " my jaws" to your first comment. We'll both burn.
 ButtNutz: @ButtNutz I would like to repent for that comment. It was stupid. Also it would imply that it was the dinosaur who was carrying Jesus.
 ButtNutz: "And when there were only one set of claw prints in the sand, it was because I carried you."
 Amy Housewine: Is Monty Propps the name of the dino?
Image 146817   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
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