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234047  ignatz: That's quite enough of that thank you..

234026  grizzly: I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach.

234022  Robespierre: @redmonkey3 Ibiza's gone downscale since the Yanks arrived

234035  bug: *Datum

234022  redmonkey3: GOT IT! - last word in unobstructed sunset viewing (did i get it?)

233989  Robespierre: Pulling out all the stops

234038  Ihminen: kinda grossed out but intriqued at the same time

233991  Robespierre: Borzois were a Thing in my Mum's family

233992  Robespierre: No apology necessary

234038  a sedated moose: Whut?

234038  Dr Awkward: "I cum in pies"

233998  Robespierre: No joy in Mudville

234030  when so: *proceeds to touch all produce*

234004  Robespierre: Toads Of the Short Forest

234011  Robespierre: @addend Yyyyyyyyup ... statistically a 3, I'd say.

234038  when so: This is it. This is the Promised End.

234012  Robespierre: Jeans like those cost $1.99 at Farm 'n' Fleet in 1976.

233937  redmonkey3: the Offal office

234018  Robespierre: The Axeman's Jazz

234024  Robespierre: Lose the smugness - like white-frame sunglasses, primary-colour hair wasn't cool in the '80s, and it's no cooler now.

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233978 redmonkey3: Mahasamatman

233941 redmonkey3: @Dr Awkward - most excellent twist, i thought!

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233930 brian greene: i would



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Score:
313
 
 DrinkMixMan: We're gonna need a wackier boat!
 Amy Housewine: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
 Flirb Dampumple: Farewell and adieu to you bare naked ladies
 mwoody: wait i screwed that up
 mwoody: Heh heh, that shark's belly is full of sailors
 jochenau: That is the most stunningly well-crafted cake I've ever seen.
Image 146788   11-27-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
352
 
 SunWukong: This is not what it seems.
 jochenau: @jochenau YES I KNOW IT'S BACKWARDS
 jochenau: The boot's on top of a larger boot, which is on a turtle, which is on the backs of four elephants.
 WispyPeccadillo: He boot too big for he gotdamn feet
Image 146787   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
566
 
 Wookiee: Amen.
 a robot: @Mr. Shine Glad to hear it! :D
 scribbs: Any theology that let's Michael Bay have a hand in it is clearly a false theology.
 Fugative: Gets better results
 Mr. Shine: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
 Starky15: Domo Arigato Mr.Roboto. Thank you for protecting the house.
 Mr. Whiskers: More like Optimus Shrine, amirite?
 mwoody: A lot of Christians don't realize that the "Immaculate Conception" doesn't refer to the conception of Christ. It actually refers to the first time Optimus Prime transformed in to a truck.
Image 146786   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
538
 
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Thank you!
 jazzjunkie: @Lestrange If it makes you feel better, the photographer's caption was "A firefighter refreshed himself with his hose as he worked at putting out a fire in a shopping center in Havana, Cuba, Tuesday. No injuries or fatalities have been reported so far."
 Lestrange: Christ that guys going to lose his eyes at the very least
 LaeMi: That is potentially a very dangerous situation - those hoses can be lethal at close range!
 Wookiee: Why isn't this hose....blgrrrgh... Goddamn it Scotty!
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta take a second on the job and cool off
 scribbs: Twist: a little water ain't gonna get that nasty spider off his cheek.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Standing in the middle of the road ejaculating.
 Teechur: Good thing he's wearing that raincoat to keep him dry.
 jochenau: You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy, you know why? You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!
 Supermansbrother: Wargappblppbl.
Image 146785   11-27-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
215
 
 a robot: Not as fun as Million Dollar Birthday Fries
 scribbs: There are cheaper ways to get 140 empty calories per serving.
 ClockworkJackalope: Fees cobbled together
 Mr. Butt: Million Dollar White Bread is my stripper name.
 mwoody: "My bread is 1%." "1% what?" "No, it's the 1%."
 Mr. Whiskers: Nonwhite breads only earn an average of $820,000 for the same sandwich. Sad.
 Amy Housewine: Inflation.
Image 146784   11-27-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
548
 
 Cami: A couple of them still look cold.
 Wookiee: The power of Christ compelled them.
 ignatz: Hope they're not Raelians, cos you know what happens next with those guys..
 ClockworkJackalope: We're gonna take a picture children to remember this day, and to your brother when he wouldn't fucking clean up his room
 Mr. Shine: For the glory of Satan, of course!
 Mr. Whiskers: This is f-... Dammit @whiplash !
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn let it burn.
 whiplash: This is fine. (had to say it)
 Teechur: They may have donated it to the local fire department for practice.
 Zukero: @fumbduck it's the neighbor's house. They set it on fire themselves.
 NoRagrets: They saw a fuckhuge spider.
 fumbduck: Sad if real. But kudos for having their sense of humor intact.
 SunWukong: The family that prays together slays together.
Image 146783   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
749
 
 jazzjunkie: @mwoody MS Word grammar check has something to say about the sentence structure.
 mwoody: Why is every word underlined except "thank you"?
 jochenau: Anyone have one of those RAD stickers and know where this sign is?
 DrinkMixMan: I'm leaving this road a good review on Yelp
 SunWukong: To the women & men who worked on this sign. Thank you! RAD job proud of you.
Image 146782   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
611
 
 Cami: This could take a while to sort out.
 a robot: Mutually assured destruction
 Annoying Vegan : Superboop
 ClockworkJackalope: "Quit boopinnman snoot" " your Noopin mine"
 Teechur: When my neighbor's daughter goes home for a visit, there are 4 Goldens running around. They use a tennis racket to launch ball after ball after ball. Hilarious!
 SunWukong: God I wish I had these two and a tennis ball cannon.
Image 146781   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
553
 
 Fugative: I think that was a possum
 Mr. Shine: Jenna Marbles' boyfriend's dog, Peach.
 Dr. Bathroom: Fat Italian is redundant.
 whiplash: Are you the same person who drew the leprechaun in Alabama?
 Zukero: Needs a yellow curved fruit for scale.
Image 146780   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Image 146779 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deeeeeeeez. You have brought shame on us, deeeeeeeez.
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