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263099  tib gubb: kermit should have died with jim henson. the shaaaaaame

263101  tib gubb: dang you snek

263103  tib gubb: yeah, pretty much.

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263073  Robespierre: @WTF Truk dryvr dick to smol tu du thet

263074  Robespierre: This Robert Smith cosplay is weird

263078  Robespierre: Death Row of North Korea

263079  Robespierre: I love a parade

263104  Robespierre: I call the lynx-ish one Tufty

263106  Robespierre: Poseidon returns

263079  Prostata: I wish they were this organized here. They mostly just send a single truck out to smear the snow around

263111  Shay: Timely, yada yada.

263069  Prostata: Freedom of speech gives you the right to act stupid but no immunity from the appearance of such.

263096  Spazstatic: Thank you for your service.

263109  Robespierre: Tuk-tuk is bamboozled

263109  Not A Bot: First, the Santa and the Easter Bunny fall, nothing is as it seems. You run to your parents as your young mind reels with confusion. They stare blankly at you before peeling off rubber masks, revealing they were both Don Knotts all along.

263094  Mr. Whiskers: You look like mochaccino art

263107  WTF: Who is the real Slim Shady?

263098  Mr. Whiskers: Its whiskery in there

263027  rory: @Not A Bot same here

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262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262800 ignatz: @tib gubb vvv

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this



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Score:
313
 
 DrinkMixMan: We're gonna need a wackier boat!
 Amy Housewine: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.
 Flirb Dampumple: Farewell and adieu to you bare naked ladies
 mwoody: wait i screwed that up
 mwoody: Heh heh, that shark's belly is full of sailors
 jochenau: That is the most stunningly well-crafted cake I've ever seen.
Image 146788   11-27-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
352
 
 SunWukong: This is not what it seems.
 jochenau: @jochenau YES I KNOW IT'S BACKWARDS
 jochenau: The boot's on top of a larger boot, which is on a turtle, which is on the backs of four elephants.
 WispyPeccadillo: He boot too big for he gotdamn feet
Image 146787   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
566
 
 Wookiee: Amen.
 a robot: @Mr. Shine Glad to hear it! :D
 scribbs: Any theology that let's Michael Bay have a hand in it is clearly a false theology.
 Fugative: Gets better results
 Mr. Shine: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
 Starky15: Domo Arigato Mr.Roboto. Thank you for protecting the house.
 Mr. Whiskers: More like Optimus Shrine, amirite?
 mwoody: A lot of Christians don't realize that the "Immaculate Conception" doesn't refer to the conception of Christ. It actually refers to the first time Optimus Prime transformed in to a truck.
Image 146786   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
538
 
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Thank you!
 jazzjunkie: @Lestrange If it makes you feel better, the photographer's caption was "A firefighter refreshed himself with his hose as he worked at putting out a fire in a shopping center in Havana, Cuba, Tuesday. No injuries or fatalities have been reported so far."
 Lestrange: Christ that guys going to lose his eyes at the very least
 LaeMi: That is potentially a very dangerous situation - those hoses can be lethal at close range!
 Wookiee: Why isn't this hose....blgrrrgh... Goddamn it Scotty!
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta take a second on the job and cool off
 scribbs: Twist: a little water ain't gonna get that nasty spider off his cheek.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Standing in the middle of the road ejaculating.
 Teechur: Good thing he's wearing that raincoat to keep him dry.
 jochenau: You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy, you know why? You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!
 Supermansbrother: Wargappblppbl.
Image 146785   11-27-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
215
 
 a robot: Not as fun as Million Dollar Birthday Fries
 scribbs: There are cheaper ways to get 140 empty calories per serving.
 ClockworkJackalope: Fees cobbled together
 Mr. Butt: Million Dollar White Bread is my stripper name.
 mwoody: "My bread is 1%." "1% what?" "No, it's the 1%."
 Mr. Whiskers: Nonwhite breads only earn an average of $820,000 for the same sandwich. Sad.
 Amy Housewine: Inflation.
Image 146784   11-27-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
548
 
 Cami: A couple of them still look cold.
 Wookiee: The power of Christ compelled them.
 Horp Lello: Hope they're not Raelians, cos you know what happens next with those guys..
 ClockworkJackalope: We're gonna take a picture children to remember this day, and to your brother when he wouldn't fucking clean up his room
 Mr. Shine: For the glory of Satan, of course!
 Mr. Whiskers: This is f-... Dammit @whiplash !
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn let it burn.
 whiplash: This is fine. (had to say it)
 Teechur: They may have donated it to the local fire department for practice.
 Zukero: @fumbduck it's the neighbor's house. They set it on fire themselves.
 NoRagrets: They saw a fuckhuge spider.
 fumbduck: Sad if real. But kudos for having their sense of humor intact.
 SunWukong: The family that prays together slays together.
Image 146783   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
749
 
 jazzjunkie: @mwoody MS Word grammar check has something to say about the sentence structure.
 mwoody: Why is every word underlined except "thank you"?
 jochenau: Anyone have one of those RAD stickers and know where this sign is?
 DrinkMixMan: I'm leaving this road a good review on Yelp
 SunWukong: To the women & men who worked on this sign. Thank you! RAD job proud of you.
Image 146782   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
611
 
 Cami: This could take a while to sort out.
 a robot: Mutually assured destruction
 Annoying Vegan : Superboop
 ClockworkJackalope: "Quit boopinnman snoot" " your Noopin mine"
 Teechur: When my neighbor's daughter goes home for a visit, there are 4 Goldens running around. They use a tennis racket to launch ball after ball after ball. Hilarious!
 SunWukong: God I wish I had these two and a tennis ball cannon.
Image 146781   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
553
 
 Fugative: I think that was a possum
 Mr. Shine: Jenna Marbles' boyfriend's dog, Peach.
 Dr. Bathroom: Fat Italian is redundant.
 whiplash: Are you the same person who drew the leprechaun in Alabama?
 Zukero: Needs a yellow curved fruit for scale.
Image 146780   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Image 146779 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deeeeeeeez. Boo, deeeeeeeez.
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