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258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

258175  wolfpk: Just so you know, there's like a lot of dogs on here

258169  Scoo: Dickf buttf

258169  wolfpk: Born with a bone

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Score:
538
 
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Thank you!
 jazzjunkie: @Lestrange If it makes you feel better, the photographer's caption was "A firefighter refreshed himself with his hose as he worked at putting out a fire in a shopping center in Havana, Cuba, Tuesday. No injuries or fatalities have been reported so far."
 Lestrange: Christ that guys going to lose his eyes at the very least
 LaeMi: That is potentially a very dangerous situation - those hoses can be lethal at close range!
 Wookiee: Why isn't this hose....blgrrrgh... Goddamn it Scotty!
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta take a second on the job and cool off
 scribbs: Twist: a little water ain't gonna get that nasty spider off his cheek.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Standing in the middle of the road ejaculating.
 Teechur: Good thing he's wearing that raincoat to keep him dry.
 jochenau: You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy, you know why? You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!
 Supermansbrother: Wargappblppbl.
Image 146785   11-27-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
215
 
 a robot: Not as fun as Million Dollar Birthday Fries
 scribbs: There are cheaper ways to get 140 empty calories per serving.
 ClockworkJackalope: Fees cobbled together
 Mr. Butt: Million Dollar White Bread is my stripper name.
 mwoody: "My bread is 1%." "1% what?" "No, it's the 1%."
 Mr. Whiskers: Nonwhite breads only earn an average of $820,000 for the same sandwich. Sad.
 Amy Housewine: Inflation.
Image 146784   11-27-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
548
 
 Cami: A couple of them still look cold.
 Wookiee: The power of Christ compelled them.
 ignatz: Hope they're not Raelians, cos you know what happens next with those guys..
 ClockworkJackalope: We're gonna take a picture children to remember this day, and to your brother when he wouldn't fucking clean up his room
 Mr. Shine: For the glory of Satan, of course!
 Mr. Whiskers: This is f-... Dammit @whiplash !
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn let it burn.
 whiplash: This is fine. (had to say it)
 Teechur: They may have donated it to the local fire department for practice.
 Zukero: @fumbduck it's the neighbor's house. They set it on fire themselves.
 NoRagrets: They saw a fuckhuge spider.
 fumbduck: Sad if real. But kudos for having their sense of humor intact.
 SunWukong: The family that prays together slays together.
Image 146783   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
749
 
 jazzjunkie: @mwoody MS Word grammar check has something to say about the sentence structure.
 mwoody: Why is every word underlined except "thank you"?
 jochenau: Anyone have one of those RAD stickers and know where this sign is?
 DrinkMixMan: I'm leaving this road a good review on Yelp
 SunWukong: To the women & men who worked on this sign. Thank you! RAD job proud of you.
Image 146782   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
611
 
 Cami: This could take a while to sort out.
 a robot: Mutually assured destruction
 Annoying Vegan : Superboop
 ClockworkJackalope: "Quit boopinnman snoot" " your Noopin mine"
 Teechur: When my neighbor's daughter goes home for a visit, there are 4 Goldens running around. They use a tennis racket to launch ball after ball after ball. Hilarious!
 SunWukong: God I wish I had these two and a tennis ball cannon.
Image 146781   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
553
 
 Fugative: I think that was a possum
 Mr. Shine: Jenna Marbles' boyfriend's dog, Peach.
 Dr. Bathroom: Fat Italian is redundant.
 whiplash: Are you the same person who drew the leprechaun in Alabama?
 Zukero: Needs a yellow curved fruit for scale.
Image 146780   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Image 146779 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deeeeeeeez. You have brought shame on us, deeeeeeeez.
Score:
233
 
 Wookiee: But what if the panda won't leggo my eggo?
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr Punchin' the Munchkin?
 Niels Bohr: Panda slappin was all I had. What will I do with my life now?
 ClockworkJackalope: FUCK YOU SHIRT, FUCK YOU PANDA!
 Urn BooUrn: Don't tell me what to do
 Amy Housewine: It's the new dance craze - Everybody slap the panda! Everybody do the twist!
 dobbiesdoogs: i will write this down in my book of masturbation euphemisms
Image 146778   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
432
 
 Kim: Can I get this on a tie?
 whcvgre78: Rad for good tapestry weaving
 Wookiee: This I'm okay with calling cris-cross applesauce. Indian style isn't this f'ed up.
 scribbs: Rubber Legs: one of the drunker members of Satan's minions.
 Mr. Shine: "I KNOW it's a prayer rug, but to WHOM?!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Sim Goodbody?
Image 146777   11-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
532
 
 Mister Beef: @Theta Zero Lolol?
 trelyate: what's a mother Jane?
 Teechur: @Theta Zero Now I want to type in random names to see what else gets changed! Steve Betty Tim Gertrude
 San DoDo: Close enough
 Theta Zero: Okay well apparently N.ancy gets switcherinoed to that specifically to spite me.
 Theta Zero: That didn't answer my question, My Butt.
Image 146776   11-27-16   Uploaded by    steve
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