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272418  Knice: Righty-O! *salute*

272423  Knice: Like groceries.

272410  Not A Bot: Technically it helps relieve the symptoms of cancer treatments like chemo, so... Close. But smelling bacon cooking causes cancer, so fuck it, who wants to live forever?

272431  BavidDowie: Spot, stay

272428  addend: Do everything correctly.

272427  Knice: What an asphalt.

272417  Yam: Metric duck

272429  Yam: weckweckweck

272430  Yam: This is the type of thing I'm fawnd of

272430  Springbok: My children.

272429  SuedeOxford: "Bend over, I'm here to motivate you."

272415  SuedeOxford: Same

272421  namename: Her face of "really mister text box I get arrested? Yeah right"

272371  Air Biscuit: Hes so tiny tho. Youd need like 30 nemos to get full.

272420  SuedeOxford: "We don't have a picture, but she looks a lot like you. That'll be handy when we find the remains."

272373  Korrok: Probably....

272425  SuedeOxford: How good was that officer's pasta that homeboy wanted to seduce it away from them?

272437  carpwoman: Omfg her eyes...

272425  Minnesotan: does it look like it worked?

272414  Not A Bot: whats up you meme loving fuck

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272009 Not A Bot: the kid's name is actually "naho"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!



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Score:
538
 
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Thank you!
 jazzjunkie: @Lestrange If it makes you feel better, the photographer's caption was "A firefighter refreshed himself with his hose as he worked at putting out a fire in a shopping center in Havana, Cuba, Tuesday. No injuries or fatalities have been reported so far."
 Lestrange: Christ that guys going to lose his eyes at the very least
 LaeMi: That is potentially a very dangerous situation - those hoses can be lethal at close range!
 Wookiee: Why isn't this hose....blgrrrgh... Goddamn it Scotty!
 tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta take a second on the job and cool off
 scribbs: Twist: a little water ain't gonna get that nasty spider off his cheek.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Standing in the middle of the road ejaculating.
 Teechur: Good thing he's wearing that raincoat to keep him dry.
 jochenau: You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy, you know why? You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!
 Supermansbrother: Wargappblppbl.
Image 146785   11-27-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
215
 
 a robot: Not as fun as Million Dollar Birthday Fries
 scribbs: There are cheaper ways to get 140 empty calories per serving.
 ClockworkJackalope: Fees cobbled together
 Mr. Butt: Million Dollar White Bread is my stripper name.
 mwoody: "My bread is 1%." "1% what?" "No, it's the 1%."
 Mr. Whiskers: Nonwhite breads only earn an average of $820,000 for the same sandwich. Sad.
 Amy Housewine: Inflation.
Image 146784   11-27-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
548
 
 Cami: A couple of them still look cold.
 Wookiee: The power of Christ compelled them.
 Horp Lello: Hope they're not Raelians, cos you know what happens next with those guys..
 ClockworkJackalope: We're gonna take a picture children to remember this day, and to your brother when he wouldn't fucking clean up his room
 Mr. Shine: For the glory of Satan, of course!
 Mr. Whiskers: This is f-... Dammit @whiplash !
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn let it burn.
 whiplash: This is fine. (had to say it)
 Teechur: They may have donated it to the local fire department for practice.
 Zukero: @fumbduck it's the neighbor's house. They set it on fire themselves.
 NoRagrets: They saw a fuckhuge spider.
 fumbduck: Sad if real. But kudos for having their sense of humor intact.
 SunWukong: The family that prays together slays together.
Image 146783   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
749
 
 jazzjunkie: @mwoody MS Word grammar check has something to say about the sentence structure.
 mwoody: Why is every word underlined except "thank you"?
 jochenau: Anyone have one of those RAD stickers and know where this sign is?
 DrinkMixMan: I'm leaving this road a good review on Yelp
 SunWukong: To the women & men who worked on this sign. Thank you! RAD job proud of you.
Image 146782   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Social Vegan
Score:
611
 
 Cami: This could take a while to sort out.
 a robot: Mutually assured destruction
 Annoying Vegan : Superboop
 ClockworkJackalope: "Quit boopinnman snoot" " your Noopin mine"
 Teechur: When my neighbor's daughter goes home for a visit, there are 4 Goldens running around. They use a tennis racket to launch ball after ball after ball. Hilarious!
 SunWukong: God I wish I had these two and a tennis ball cannon.
Image 146781   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
553
 
 Fugative: I think that was a possum
 Mr. Shine: Jenna Marbles' boyfriend's dog, Peach.
 Dr. Bathroom: Fat Italian is redundant.
 whiplash: Are you the same person who drew the leprechaun in Alabama?
 Zukero: Needs a yellow curved fruit for scale.
Image 146780   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Image 146779 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deeeeeeeez. Boo, deeeeeeeez.
Score:
233
 
 Wookiee: But what if the panda won't leggo my eggo?
 scribbs: @Niels Bohr Punchin' the Munchkin?
 Niels Bohr: Panda slappin was all I had. What will I do with my life now?
 ClockworkJackalope: FUCK YOU SHIRT, FUCK YOU PANDA!
 Urn BooUrn: Don't tell me what to do
 Amy Housewine: It's the new dance craze - Everybody slap the panda! Everybody do the twist!
 dobbiesdoogs: i will write this down in my book of masturbation euphemisms
Image 146778   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
432
 
 Kim: Can I get this on a tie?
 whcvgre78: Rad for good tapestry weaving
 Wookiee: This I'm okay with calling cris-cross applesauce. Indian style isn't this f'ed up.
 scribbs: Rubber Legs: one of the drunker members of Satan's minions.
 Mr. Shine: "I KNOW it's a prayer rug, but to WHOM?!"
 Mr. Whiskers: Is that Sim Goodbody?
Image 146777   11-27-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
532
 
 Mister Beef: @Theta Zero Lolol?
 trelyate: what's a mother Jane?
 Teechur: @Theta Zero Now I want to type in random names to see what else gets changed! Steve Betty Tim Gertrude
 San DoDo: Close enough
 happier: Okay well apparently N.ancy gets switcherinoed to that specifically to spite me.
 Snow Plow: That didn't answer my question, My Butt.
Image 146776   11-27-16   Uploaded by    steve
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