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249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

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249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249451 Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 Mister Beef: @Theta Zero Lolol?
 trelyate: what's a mother Jane?
 Teechur: @Theta Zero Now I want to type in random names to see what else gets changed! Steve Betty Tim Gertrude
 San DoDo: Close enough
 Theta Zero: Okay well apparently N.ancy gets switcherinoed to that specifically to spite me.
 Theta Zero: That didn't answer my question, My Butt.
Image 146776   11-27-16   Uploaded by    steve
 Wookiee: It's Christmas in Paisley Park.
 mwoody: Pimpin' ain't easy. You've got to take a holiday now and then.
 SkidSolo: Is this something to do with christmas? Isn't that in December - the end of December?
 LaeMi: Have a very aggro holiday.
Image 146775   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Teechur
 SpaceCow: Todo, a tribute band to Toto.
 Bast Relief: "ACK!" said Cathy.
 Nofishforsale: @Joseph ain't nobody gettin' paid by this Dutchman
 Joseph: The bottom one reads "to pay" so it could be worse.
 Wookiee: Todo getting kinda fat.
 scribbs: Todo is way behind on his work.
 Teechur: Everything goes in the top box. Because...todo means everything.
 Flirb Dampumple: He mail too big for he got damn inbox
Image 146774   11-27-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
 Eleftheros: I have this poster and it is fun to look at on lsd
 Eleftheros: I have this poster and it is fun to look at on lsd
 Lestrange: I heard Principal Tall Buildings runs his school very strictly.
 SunWukong: That would be a pretty city.
 kalligrapher: I like the juxtaposition of "Principal tall buildings" and "Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even". Bravo, sir
Image 146773   11-27-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 Wookiee: So just the illusion of choice then? Must be in a church.
 ClockworkJackalope: That's diet Dew, so, might as well be out too
 smusher: Not even any Crab Juice left?
 whiplash: Mountain Dew salesman getting desperate.
 kalligrapher: Have they .. or is someone playing head games?
Image 146772   11-27-16   Uploaded by    edvard
 ThatGuy: Canon
 ClockworkJackalope: ... this is now my official reason he is in the chair. Nope don't care what else.
Image 146771   11-27-16   Uploaded by    Shay
 Lestrange: Also, Venice did it first and Venice did it better. Frankly, even Florida did it better.
 Lestrange: Also, good riddance.
 Lestrange: For the love of... Stop flushing the damn toilet!
 scribbs: Will shutting down the House of Lords with flooding make it more or less effective?
 ignatz: LaLaLa I live and work in this picture LaLaLa
 ClockworkJackalope: @kalligrapher damn wet bandits
 kalligrapher: Sorry .. left the taps running.
Image 146770   11-27-16   Uploaded by    WTF
 jochenau: Like a fish needs a bicycle.
 Teechur: No, I said it's a Schwimm.
 LaeMi: #146770
Image 146769   11-27-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 a robot: Clean your dang bathroom!
 scribbs: It's a slippery slope: leave one toothbrush out over night...
 ClockworkJackalope: Ya know if it makes her happy.
 Teechur: @Mr. Whiskers Yes. Just don't tell my wife about her.
 Mr. Shine: "You left the toilet seat up again!"
 Mr. Whiskers: @Teechur Why, is your girlfriend a horse?
 AverageJoe: judging by the ammount of space between the sink and the wall, I believe there might be another sink under all that pottery
 A duck: Cursed image #357
 Teechur: Yes. These cosmetics are tested on an animal. Every day.
Image 146768   11-27-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
 Wookiee: Not enough toilet spots marked. Places to vomit either.
 scribbs: @annterland Self-heating mattress.
 annterland: When the human sits on a bed, she becomes a bed as well.
Image 146767   11-27-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
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