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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
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13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 jochenau: There *are* aliens on the moon!
 redmonkey3: @Gomi Day - you're good
 itskando: Young Keefer Sutherland
 a sedated moose: @Gomi Day I'm sure it made sense at the time.
 Gomi Day: @Warrax lol no. i have no idea who this person is.
 Warrax: @Gomi Day Is this a selfie? I'm gonna assume it is.
 Borkf: "Merman! It's merman!"
 fanny: @Gomi Day lol i'm looking forward to see what else you have in store today, hopefully all are this wonderful!
 Teechur: @Gomi Day Can't say that I have, but I now have something to aspire to.
 Gomi Day: ever get drunk at the computer, upload stuff to the friendly spaceship and then stare at your screen in confusion the next day?
Image 146629   11-26-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 NoRagrets: I thought it was agoraphobia or something.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I love Mary and Max so much!!
 WTF: Wouldn't that be home-o-philic?
 SunWukong: No, that's fear of coming out. Bit different.
Image 146628   11-26-16   Uploaded by    archanon
 Borkf: @Mr. Butt Tiger, tiger burning bright, who set you on fire?
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt Rad for the Blake reference! Oh, and its contrary is also depicted here: "The Mlamb"
 a robot: "Mooooom, you're messing up my hair!"
 Yam: Moooooooom stop it
 Mr. Butt: What immortal hand or tongue, could boop thy fearful symmetry?
 Knice: Moms gonna mom.
Image 146627   11-26-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
 Teechur: Seeing eye dog? Watch dog?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah, yes, doggy glasses. Ha. Ha. Ha
Image 146626   11-26-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
 jochenau: Who in blazes is designing all these creepy mannequins because they need to stop.
 Headoftheclass: I'm torn. Go with a Gollum reference, or with the more obscure Yellow Bastard...
 Wet farts: Wat r yu doin in mah swamp!?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Please, don't do the Bartman. It frightens me.
 Teechur: Where will YOU be when "I can't even..." strikes?
 Off Topic: Simpson fever is sweeping the nation.
 DrinkMixMan: Jaundice is the new anorexia
 fanny: uuuuuuuuuugh!
 Gomi Day: that yellow bastard cleans up well!
 carpwoman: Liver failure?
 WaffleIron: I hate that itchy leg thing too!
Image 146625   11-26-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Teechur: @a sedated moose If I stole it, I stole it fair and square. Mostly square. That is the manner in which I roll.
 Headoftheclass: Meh, I've passed prettier kidney stones
 a sedated moose: @Teechur You! You stole my purple! Didn't you?!
 Teechur: Hey! I'm purple again! Woo hoo! Autographs over here, thank you.....
 Teechur: The eggolith is "full of stars!..."
 ClockworkJackalope: Billions and billions
 Gomi Day: (sorry)
Image 146624   11-26-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 Peter Pantsless: "I can't see shit!" *paws at turntable randomly, creating horrible noises* Narrator: "And that, children, is how dubstep was invented."
 Peach: Hello Beats
 SunWukong: The reason Deadmau5 is ded.
 ClockworkJackalope: Devil cat
Image 146623   11-26-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 sparename: "LOOK OUT, GRAVY BOAT AHEAD! "
 Teechur: Little man in a bo.... hang on...
 SunWukong: The wurst is yet to come.
 Knice: That's the wurst boat I've ever seen.
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the WEINER BOAT!!!
 Wookiee: Just Hot Doggin' on the lake.
 Mr. Butt: On my way to steal yo girl
Image 146622   11-26-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 AutoDisaster: And they say people are gonna be having sex with robots any day now...
 Teechur: Help! I'm trying to google CPR instructions! How do you spell CPR?!
 Hyphae: There was never much public enthusiasm for the new wing, but historians and physicians alike generally praise the brutal accuracy of Disney's 'Historic Figures in Geriatrics, an Epcot Experience'.
 Mr. Shine: Not the best funeral home.
 SunWukong: Invisible fishhooks.
 ClockworkJackalope: These casets have great sound!
 EvilOtter: This man is die.
Image 146621   11-26-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 SpaceCow: "Sam always felt something was gnawing at him."
 Kim: One mind eraser, please.
 jochenau: *barf*
 Whatever: Obviously, the tooth fairy has too much time on her hands... not to mention chompers...
 Wet farts: Jesus Christ please tell me this is fake
 a sedated moose: It was creepy in Channel Zero, but this is somehow worse.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is this from Candle Cove?
 Zukero: Nope.
 BlarfyB: I call that brain pan 'Bitey'.
 Mad Collager: What's mental floss for? Let me mol that over.
 fanny: sweet jesus that's spectacular!!
 Knice: You should have seen him before the braces.
 Wookiee: Ah, THOSE are wisdom chompers.
 Wookiee: Ah, THOSE are wisdom chompers.
 Mr. Butt: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
 ClockworkJackalope: Cringe
 Warrax: Finally. This explains the itching *and* the voices.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: um. uh. ughhhhhhhhhh god
Image 146620   11-26-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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