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163916  Wooden Spoon: Cajun blackened chicken

163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

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 Air Biscuit: Grinch doughnut.
 jochenau: I wish this was a giant cruller with green icing and powdered sugar.
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan snot absolutely crossed my mind once or twice while eating this... the saltiness didn't help :P
 fanny: @a robot i think if i hadn't known the mayo was in it it would have been better, definitely could taste its tangyness when swallowing :(
 Borkf: @fanny It's lumpier and more opaque than expected. RAD for delivering!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny The color makes me think pistachio. My mom often packed me pistachio pudding in my school lunches because it was my favorite. I would tell my classmates it was snot to gross them out.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Crispety crunchity barfery :-0
 Bartleby: @Noremak I would prefer not to
 Scoo: Aunt Bethany, does your cat like Jello?
 Noremak: To quote Bartleby the Scrivener, "I would prefer not to."
 Frank herbert: @BlarfyB that color was 1950
 Knice: @fanny Rad for delivering the promise; but, God-damn, that's just ... :-E
 a robot: @fanny My mom still makes a weird jello salad every Christmas, it involves cranberry jello, cream cheese, chopped celery, green olives and walnuts. It's not bad and I don't hate it. I think it's the mayonnaise in this one that makes it weird, without it everything else might be ok
 BlarfyB: That color should have been left in the 50s.
 BlarfyB: Sounds like a taste sensation.
 fanny: here's the proof. My brother came across one of those weird 1950s jello salad recipes that my grandma had made back in the day and my dad made it for thanksgiving. The ingredients are: lemon and lime jellos, mayonnaise, cottage cheese, pineapple, celery and green olives. At first bite, it tasted like a sweet, somewhat creamy lime jello. Just as you are about to take another spoonful, a tangy and somewhat salty aftertaste hits your mouth. Surprisingly, neither the celery nor the olives stood out...they didn't quite blend in either, they were just sort of there to dot bites with a little extra texture. Was it RAD? no. Was it BAD? not really. Should it have been left in the 1950s? Most definitely.
Image 146539   11-25-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
493
 
 scribbs: Next frame is blood spraying from the bear's carotid artery while a crowd of bloodthirsty Romans cheer.
 DrinkMixMan: why you do this fish
 Wookiee: Dick slapped by a salmon. Daaaaaamn.
 Cami: F-YOU, BEAR!
 Jennerator: Survival of the Second Least Fit
 ClockworkJackalope: " I MISS HER SO MUCH" " shh shh, it's ok, bear. There are other fish in the sea"
 Red: carnival games are rigged
 carpwoman: *doink
 Mad Collager: Bear and Fish together: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAH!!!!!!
 Peach: "Look at you, you're worthless," whispered fish into bear's ear.
 a robot: Missed it by THAT MUCH
Image 146538   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
516
 
 hat thrab: #117317
 whiplash: Phdkachu.
 scribbs: *Please... and *.
 Peach: @Frank herbert 62
 ClockworkJackalope: Who the hell gave that rodent a PHD is what I want to know! I mean he's killed three patience this month
 Ulillillia: *nation's
 Frank herbert: Wtf . 61 messages?!
 a robot: *ma'am
 Theta Zero: I specialize in shock therapy.
Image 146537   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
30
 
 E. HONDA: Dude, where's my vote?
 scribbs: "WHE'RE ARE OUR VOTE'S?" would have been funnier.
 tib gubb: prrrrt
 FatTigerWoods: They got lost in "The cyber"
 Whatever: A better question is why didn't we have better people to vote for...
 Wookiee: One question at a time. I'm still waiting to hear the final disposition of the beef.
 antipatterns: Historically, voting in a democracy changes very little. Making the powerful fear the weak is a very successful tactic, however
 Noremak: Electoral college votes, votes for senators, and votes for representatives matter. Your popular vote does not. The only thing worse than this particular president, which hasn't even sworn in yet, is the noise from and around him.
 Mad Collager: On the other side of the wall
 Theta Zero: In the garbage where they belong. Since they've already been counted, I mean.
 LaeMi: At home sitting on their fat arses?
Image 146536   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
662
 
 Wookiee: For this reason the fox is going extinct. They have forgotten the true meaning of getting some tail.
 Jennerator: finally found the memory leak
 ClockworkJackalope: Damnit foxfox
 Noremak: Firefox
 Frank herbert: Firefox is about to crash
 LaeMi: Firefox is about to be upgraded.
Image 146535   11-25-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
555
 
 tib gubb: kid's ready for a career in pornography
 WaffleIron: "She said, It's not the time for art young man And anyway flowers are green and red There's a time for everything young man And a way it should be done"
 Teechur: Must be stained with Tannic acid.
 Fett4life: Yesss! Stained another one.
 NoRagrets: Get this kid a whore!
 dobbiesdoogs: what kind of acting are we talking about here?
Image 146534   11-25-16   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
790
 
 Teechur: 2016 pretty much sums up all of the others, and then some.....
 Frank herbert: Trump.
 Flarmie: Please choose Monster...Please choose Monster...
 BlarfyB: NOOOO!
Image 146533   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
730
 
 scribbs: "The green is bad enough, but you'll never get replies with comments like that."
 Teechur: Hey lady! Use the other purple. No, the OTHER purple!
 Frank herbert: The mountain...so majestic and purple
 Warrax: Ooh, a rare glimpse of Mascot from behind. I wasn't sure if there'd be a little tail or not.
 Knice: "Yes, that's it. Just keep uploading and commenting; you'll get there!"
Image 146532   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
405
 
 AutoDisaster: Rub-a-dub-dub-dub-dub
 Wookiee: I do not think this is what the Americans mean by car pool Sergei.
 Mad Collager: Damn! I hope they don't take a dump in my pool!
 BlarfyB: Come on in! The water's [full of] fine(s)!
 Peach: No swim trunks allowed in the Rump Truck.
Image 146531   11-25-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
406
 
 ClockworkJackalope: As your dad, I approve this joke
 Frank herbert: Have you seen the movie pretentious asshole? Im watching it now.
 Knice: I'd recommend something I like, but it's too corny.
 Theta Zero: I can't recommend the power drill documentary they made, either. It's boring.
 Theta Zero: Have you seen that jump rope documentary? I'd skip it.
Image 146530   11-25-16   Uploaded by    homeless
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