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181989  tib gubb: "I think that one's giving us the finger"

181989  Scoo: These guys are all thumbs

181988  enfanta: She has two teenage boys and she's unfamiliar with Google?

181982  tib gubb: this picture is like 4 years old

181985  tib gubb: those porkers look pretty happy

181984  grizzly: Persona!

181988  tib gubb: nah, it just means his girlfriend is pretty gross

181986  Teechur: Jackson Pollock, and Sissy Spacek, did it better.

181909  tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181921  tib gubb: in the words of my study group caption - "suck it up, buttercup"

181924  tib gubb: this is how scientists work on nanomachines

181987  a robot: A web commentater I like said this picture looks like "A sedated Garfield who just saw you eat the last piece of lasagna on a Monday." Accurate.

181979  Peter Pantsless: I thought "F" paid respects

181932  tib gubb: wow, mister gourmet over here

181982  Butcherboy: Wow sunsets last a loooong time there

181987  Butcherboy: Tiger, cheetah, or lion?

181935  tib gubb: be vewy vewy quiet

181951  tib gubb: i thought you called her paco

181958  lumporungus: The gods of Tuesday?

181938  Teechur: "My bad" is increasingly noisome for me. And don't get me started on subject pronoun/object pronoun mistakes! Gaaaah!

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181938 Teechur: "My bad" is increasingly noisome for me. And don't get me started on subject pronoun/object pronoun mistakes! Gaaaah!

181866 Darmstadtium: You are not my Supervisor!

181941 Felicity: @Ulillillia And French loanwords retain their accent marks

181939 Air Biscuit: "I give my best powerpoint presentations on the toilet"

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181801 wolfpk: @a robot Ha, it has been forever since I have seen that PSA. I knew it the second it came up

181950 Felicity: Ample parking in back

181909 tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181934 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!



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 Air Biscuit: Grinch doughnut.
 jochenau: I wish this was a giant cruller with green icing and powdered sugar.
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan snot absolutely crossed my mind once or twice while eating this... the saltiness didn't help :P
 fanny: @a robot i think if i hadn't known the mayo was in it it would have been better, definitely could taste its tangyness when swallowing :(
 Borkf: @fanny It's lumpier and more opaque than expected. RAD for delivering!
 Annoying Vegan : @fanny The color makes me think pistachio. My mom often packed me pistachio pudding in my school lunches because it was my favorite. I would tell my classmates it was snot to gross them out.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Crispety crunchity barfery :-0
 Bartleby: @Noremak I would prefer not to
 Scoo: Aunt Bethany, does your cat like Jello?
 Noremak: To quote Bartleby the Scrivener, "I would prefer not to."
 Frank herbert: @BlarfyB that color was 1950
 Knice: @fanny Rad for delivering the promise; but, God-damn, that's just ... :-E
 a robot: @fanny My mom still makes a weird jello salad every Christmas, it involves cranberry jello, cream cheese, chopped celery, green olives and walnuts. It's not bad and I don't hate it. I think it's the mayonnaise in this one that makes it weird, without it everything else might be ok
 BlarfyB: That color should have been left in the 50s.
 BlarfyB: Sounds like a taste sensation.
 fanny: here's the proof. My brother came across one of those weird 1950s jello salad recipes that my grandma had made back in the day and my dad made it for thanksgiving. The ingredients are: lemon and lime jellos, mayonnaise, cottage cheese, pineapple, celery and green olives. At first bite, it tasted like a sweet, somewhat creamy lime jello. Just as you are about to take another spoonful, a tangy and somewhat salty aftertaste hits your mouth. Surprisingly, neither the celery nor the olives stood out...they didn't quite blend in either, they were just sort of there to dot bites with a little extra texture. Was it RAD? no. Was it BAD? not really. Should it have been left in the 1950s? Most definitely.
Image 146539   11-25-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
493
 
 scribbs: Next frame is blood spraying from the bear's carotid artery while a crowd of bloodthirsty Romans cheer.
 DrinkMixMan: why you do this fish
 Wookiee: Dick slapped by a salmon. Daaaaaamn.
 Cami: F-YOU, BEAR!
 Jennerator: Survival of the Second Least Fit
 ClockworkJackalope: " I MISS HER SO MUCH" " shh shh, it's ok, bear. There are other fish in the sea"
 Red: carnival games are rigged
 carpwoman: *doink
 Mad Collager: Bear and Fish together: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAH!!!!!!
 Peach: "Look at you, you're worthless," whispered fish into bear's ear.
 a robot: Missed it by THAT MUCH
Image 146538   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
516
 
 hat thrab: #117317
 whiplash: Phdkachu.
 scribbs: *Please... and *.
 Peach: @Frank herbert 62
 ClockworkJackalope: Who the hell gave that rodent a PHD is what I want to know! I mean he's killed three patience this month
 Ulillillia: *nation's
 Frank herbert: Wtf . 61 messages?!
 a robot: *ma'am
 Theta Zero: I specialize in shock therapy.
Image 146537   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
30
 
 E. HONDA: Dude, where's my vote?
 scribbs: "WHE'RE ARE OUR VOTE'S?" would have been funnier.
 tib gubb: prrrrt
 FatTigerWoods: They got lost in "The cyber"
 Whatever: A better question is why didn't we have better people to vote for...
 Wookiee: One question at a time. I'm still waiting to hear the final disposition of the beef.
 antipatterns: Historically, voting in a democracy changes very little. Making the powerful fear the weak is a very successful tactic, however
 Noremak: Electoral college votes, votes for senators, and votes for representatives matter. Your popular vote does not. The only thing worse than this particular president, which hasn't even sworn in yet, is the noise from and around him.
 Mad Collager: On the other side of the wall
 Theta Zero: In the garbage where they belong. Since they've already been counted, I mean.
 LaeMi: At home sitting on their fat arses?
Image 146536   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
662
 
 Wookiee: For this reason the fox is going extinct. They have forgotten the true meaning of getting some tail.
 Jennerator: finally found the memory leak
 ClockworkJackalope: Damnit foxfox
 Noremak: Firefox
 Frank herbert: Firefox is about to crash
 LaeMi: Firefox is about to be upgraded.
Image 146535   11-25-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
555
 
 tib gubb: kid's ready for a career in pornography
 WaffleIron: "She said, It's not the time for art young man And anyway flowers are green and red There's a time for everything young man And a way it should be done"
 Teechur: Must be stained with Tannic acid.
 Fett4life: Yesss! Stained another one.
 NoRagrets: Get this kid a whore!
 dobbiesdoogs: what kind of acting are we talking about here?
Image 146534   11-25-16   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
790
 
 Teechur: 2016 pretty much sums up all of the others, and then some.....
 Frank herbert: Trump.
 Flarmie: Please choose Monster...Please choose Monster...
 BlarfyB: NOOOO!
Image 146533   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
730
 
 scribbs: "The green is bad enough, but you'll never get replies with comments like that."
 Teechur: Hey lady! Use the other purple. No, the OTHER purple!
 Frank herbert: The mountain...so majestic and purple
 Warrax: Ooh, a rare glimpse of Mascot from behind. I wasn't sure if there'd be a little tail or not.
 Knice: "Yes, that's it. Just keep uploading and commenting; you'll get there!"
Image 146532   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
405
 
 AutoDisaster: Rub-a-dub-dub-dub-dub
 Wookiee: I do not think this is what the Americans mean by car pool Sergei.
 Mad Collager: Damn! I hope they don't take a dump in my pool!
 BlarfyB: Come on in! The water's [full of] fine(s)!
 Peach: No swim trunks allowed in the Rump Truck.
Image 146531   11-25-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
406
 
 ClockworkJackalope: As your dad, I approve this joke
 Frank herbert: Have you seen the movie pretentious asshole? Im watching it now.
 Knice: I'd recommend something I like, but it's too corny.
 Theta Zero: I can't recommend the power drill documentary they made, either. It's boring.
 Theta Zero: Have you seen that jump rope documentary? I'd skip it.
Image 146530   11-25-16   Uploaded by    homeless
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