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209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

209912  Yurishiro: This is the leg-endary cat!

209911  Dr Awkward: @Sparkplug @RiderFan @FunkyDrunk I'm here for the Celiac solidarity!

209906  Mr. Shine: Who is the creature on the right?

209912  Dr Awkward: @Bluetocracy Is Boots your cat?

209913  Dr Awkward: Just an image of a turtle in a skateboard is the reason I'm on the friendly spaceship. Weird cancer jokes need no my apply

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209749 Jeffrat: God Damon I wish every newspaper on earth would just stop running Peanuts! It's over, he's dead, everyone who liked it is dead, just end it!

209772 FireBreathingMarmot: Gotta get ahead of this thing - literally.

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209778 Cami: Now I have a reason to stare.

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.



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Disclosure uploaded 209576 (778 points)
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Vault Dweller uploaded 209767 (752 points)
White Male uploaded 209437 (745 points)
cishet uploaded 209644 (739 points)
Himesama uploaded 209420 (734 points)
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 6. dangerkeith3000: 1842 points
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 8. a robot: 1292 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 1266 points
11. Knice: 1257 points
12. grace: 1252 points
13. PornoPedler: 1247 points
14. Drunk Orc: 1223 points
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Score:
632
 
 jochenau: Madame Tarantella sees great things in your future...
 scribbs: @savvoy Well said.
 savvoy: I've said it before: Jaunty!
Image 146490   11-25-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
484
 
 Frankt: I'm not an art critic, but I think the whole concept is bullshit.
 Peter Pantsless: That's how I wanna go
 Frank herbert: Zoom zoom to da moon!
 jochenau: ...butt why?
 Ulillillia: I've never seen it from this angle before.
 SomeCanadian: Red Bull gives me gas.
 ignatz: F-Art
Image 146489   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
396
 
 SunWukong: Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
 Frank herbert: Worlds most lopsided fist fights! On oay per view
 Beef Supreme: That's a work, and that big guy's a hell of a hand if he puts 'em over.
 savvoy: I feel ya, bro. Little drunks are the worst, they always try to start something with the biggest guy in the room. What can you do? If you slap them down, you're the bad guy.
 tib gubb: this is not going to end well
 ButtNutz: "Come at me, bro.."
 Mr. Butt: Me vs 2016
 Peach: This looks like a job for Bender the Offender.
Image 146488   11-25-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
503
 
 savvoy: Wearing the wrong color in front of the greenscreen again
 Peach: You can start eating carbs again.
Image 146487   11-25-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
301
 
 Frankt: How the he'll did this get past the guards?
 Frank herbert: Shipped to fulsome prison
 well duh: Taken by someone who didn't have to clean the gun afterwards
 jochenau: "And that's when I shot him for screwing up a perfectly good pie, Your Honor."
 Niels Bohr: Only thing that could have made this better was a "Dessert" Eagle
 Borkf: @fanny To be fair, that's hilarious. You should make the mashed potato pay for it.
 Hosebag: And that was the only time I helped a soldier to dessert.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt lol she finally went home. and no one brought up trump yesterday! the closest it came up was when someone spilt some gravy, and my brother said "we'd better BUILD A WALL of paper towels around that spill HAR HAR HAR!"
 mrdiron: The little-known Thanksgiving cut of Fury Road.
 Dr. Bathroom: And now for the FINAL course.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny trying to send her mother-in-law a message?
 Peach: Believe me, by the end of Thanksgiving with the family I was READY FOR DESSERT.
Image 146486   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
482
 
 Frank herbert: Eyeballs of shame
 scribbs: @Peach =D
 Teechur: My googly eyes are up here. Stop googling down there.
 Borkf: Nope, I was wrong. They make everything better.
 Borkf: I'm not sure the googly eyes are making this better.
 Mr. Butt: @Peach :D
 Peach: @Mr. Butt "All the better to see your butt with," replied the wolf.
 Mr. Butt: Good God! I think I'm in love.
Image 146485   11-25-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
254
 
 Whatever: This message brought to you by Georgia public schools - putting the moon in moonshine since 1899
 Frank herbert: Sucks Mad Ass Really Though
 Niels Bohr: THIS IS NOT HOW ACRONYMS WORK!!!
 Ulillillia: Tit's healthy for you!
 Yam: To be fair, PFCCI isn't as catchy as SMART
 mrdiron: SMRT
 ClockworkJackalope: I don't think you know how acronyms work
 Lestrange: This again? Damn flying tigers.
 SomeCanadian: Lousy Smarch weather
Image 146484   11-25-16   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
479
 
 Lestrange: Or go. I'm a sign, not a cop.
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah yes, humorous
Image 146483   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
126
 
 mrwiffler: I need smaller eyes.
 Lestrange: TL, DR.
 trelyate: how many ants would it take to carry a remote?
 scribbs: Not if it's as small as this print.
Image 146482   11-25-16   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
597
 
 Frankt: Look, we've got to get the motherf**kin' snakes off the motherf**kin' dame!
 antipatterns: reminds me of Lair of The White Worm starring Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant battles snake cultists, very fun.
 Dreforian: Take me to snake church! (damn, can't find the link)
 Whatever: Come on, the Trump presidency probably won't be that bad
 Bast Relief: This is exactly like me Saturday nights, except with dicks.
 a robot: "I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."
 sparename: Salma is at it again
 WaffleIron: Basically 25% of the plot of Stranger in a strange land
 savvoy: She doin' it rong. Praise god so snek doan't bite ya.
 dobbiesdoogs: thesouth.jpg
 Yam: Snek lassy
 scribbs: She seems nice.
Image 146481   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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