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221663  karmakat: get me OUT!

221665  karmakat: now find me shoes and GLOVES!

221604  trelyate: you're a kitty!

221671  karmakat: I am not here...you aren't seeing me.

221689  tib gubb: this is the reality of net neutrality, people

221689  PenguinBartender: It's a ruse. While you're waiting the xenomorph sneaks in through the vent in your room to nibble on your cerebral cortex.

221697  confession: I think I speak for everyone when I say "Go buy a red ribbon for that cat now!"

221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

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Score:
632
 
 jochenau: Madame Tarantella sees great things in your future...
 scribbs: @savvoy Well said.
 savvoy: I've said it before: Jaunty!
Image 146490   11-25-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
484
 
 Frankt: I'm not an art critic, but I think the whole concept is bullshit.
 Peter Pantsless: That's how I wanna go
 Frank herbert: Zoom zoom to da moon!
 jochenau: ...butt why?
 Ulillillia: I've never seen it from this angle before.
 SomeCanadian: Red Bull gives me gas.
 ignatz: F-Art
Image 146489   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
396
 
 SunWukong: Any man with two hands has a fighting chance.
 Frank herbert: Worlds most lopsided fist fights! On oay per view
 Beef Supreme: That's a work, and that big guy's a hell of a hand if he puts 'em over.
 savvoy: I feel ya, bro. Little drunks are the worst, they always try to start something with the biggest guy in the room. What can you do? If you slap them down, you're the bad guy.
 tib gubb: this is not going to end well
 ButtNutz: "Come at me, bro.."
 Mr. Butt: Me vs 2016
 Peach: This looks like a job for Bender the Offender.
Image 146488   11-25-16   Uploaded by    antipatterns
Score:
503
 
 savvoy: Wearing the wrong color in front of the greenscreen again
 Peach: You can start eating carbs again.
Image 146487   11-25-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
301
 
 Frankt: How the he'll did this get past the guards?
 Frank herbert: Shipped to fulsome prison
 well duh: Taken by someone who didn't have to clean the gun afterwards
 jochenau: "And that's when I shot him for screwing up a perfectly good pie, Your Honor."
 Niels Bohr: Only thing that could have made this better was a "Dessert" Eagle
 Borkf: @fanny To be fair, that's hilarious. You should make the mashed potato pay for it.
 Hosebag: And that was the only time I helped a soldier to dessert.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt lol she finally went home. and no one brought up trump yesterday! the closest it came up was when someone spilt some gravy, and my brother said "we'd better BUILD A WALL of paper towels around that spill HAR HAR HAR!"
 mrdiron: The little-known Thanksgiving cut of Fury Road.
 Dr. Bathroom: And now for the FINAL course.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny trying to send her mother-in-law a message?
 Peach: Believe me, by the end of Thanksgiving with the family I was READY FOR DESSERT.
Image 146486   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
482
 
 Frank herbert: Eyeballs of shame
 scribbs: @Peach =D
 Teechur: My googly eyes are up here. Stop googling down there.
 Borkf: Nope, I was wrong. They make everything better.
 Borkf: I'm not sure the googly eyes are making this better.
 Mr. Butt: @Peach :D
 Peach: @Mr. Butt "All the better to see your butt with," replied the wolf.
 Mr. Butt: Good God! I think I'm in love.
Image 146485   11-25-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
254
 
 Whatever: This message brought to you by Georgia public schools - putting the moon in moonshine since 1899
 Frank herbert: Sucks Mad Ass Really Though
 Niels Bohr: THIS IS NOT HOW ACRONYMS WORK!!!
 Ulillillia: Tit's healthy for you!
 Yam: To be fair, PFCCI isn't as catchy as SMART
 mrdiron: SMRT
 ClockworkJackalope: I don't think you know how acronyms work
 Lestrange: This again? Damn flying tigers.
 SomeCanadian: Lousy Smarch weather
Image 146484   11-25-16   Uploaded by    agger gater
Score:
479
 
 Lestrange: Or go. I'm a sign, not a cop.
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah yes, humorous
Image 146483   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
126
 
 mrwiffler: I need smaller eyes.
 Lestrange: TL, DR.
 trelyate: how many ants would it take to carry a remote?
 scribbs: Not if it's as small as this print.
Image 146482   11-25-16   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
597
 
 Frankt: Look, we've got to get the motherf**kin' snakes off the motherf**kin' dame!
 antipatterns: reminds me of Lair of The White Worm starring Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant battles snake cultists, very fun.
 Dreforian: Take me to snake church! (damn, can't find the link)
 Whatever: Come on, the Trump presidency probably won't be that bad
 Bast Relief: This is exactly like me Saturday nights, except with dicks.
 a robot: "I was born a snake handler, and I'll die a snake handler."
 sparename: Salma is at it again
 WaffleIron: Basically 25% of the plot of Stranger in a strange land
 savvoy: She doin' it rong. Praise god so snek doan't bite ya.
 dobbiesdoogs: thesouth.jpg
 Yam: Snek lassy
 scribbs: She seems nice.
Image 146481   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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