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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?



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Score:
465
 
 Teechur: Worst case of glaucoma I've ever seen.
 ch: hey is there somethin' goin' on with my eye look
 The Frito Bandito: RIP Glenn
 Ulillillia: Anime Superman
 Mr. Butt: I warned you about stairs, bro
 a sedated moose: This is why you don't sneeze with your eyes open!
 ElitrArceus5100: "Ah! I got kryptonite in my eye!!"
 ElitrArceus5100: "Ah! I got kryptonite in my eye!!"
 fanny: WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT PUT YOUR WHOLE EYE THROUGH HOLE
 Micro Jackson: My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
 Zukero: Enhanced super vision has side effects.
 Peach: terrorad :S
 VoR: pop
 sparename: SuperFeldman
Image 146442   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
633
 
 scribbs: @Teechur Yes! That would be hilarious! =D
 Teechur: @scribbs Or of Mexican hairless dogs and cats.
 Borkf: @Zukero I'm a professional Keeping-it-in-my-pants...ist.
 WTF: I'd be even more disturbed if mom said yes.
 Zukero: @Borkf and what domain exactly are you supposed to be a pro in ?
 Borkf: Pro tip: If someone asks you for nudes, stop talking to that person.
 ElitrArceus5100: oops
 scribbs: Sent pics of Michelangelo's David and Venus de Milo.
 Zukero: Internet surfing license acquired !
Image 146441   11-25-16   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
693
 
 ClockworkJackalope: It's ok, I teach you how to be good dogs
Image 146440   11-25-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
672
 
 Hosebag: The Three Stooges in their younger days.
 Lestrange: Rob Ford, Eric Pickles and John Candy meet up for a drink of milk.
 Zukero: They look like tardigrades...
 Amy Housewine: The one on the right looks like Eric Pickles.
 Zukero: @Peach I don't despise animals. I like them right where they are in the food chain.
 Peach: @Zukero Can it be, have I met my nemesis at last? I've been waiting 30 years for this moment!
 Zukero: @Peach cute ? They're gross !
 Peach: Being that cute CAN'T be legal.
 Yam: Those don't even look real holy fuck
 a sedated moose: R pupps walrissis?
 zupobaloop: Those lil piggies will be bacon someday!
Image 146439   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
279
 
 Amy Housewine: @jochenau Bitrd?
 jochenau: @Amy Housewine Maybe she's suggesting giving her the bird?
 Teechur: fatso
 Fancy Clown: Watch
 Fancy Clown: Pithy
 annterland: B*tch
 Derp Herpigan: Title?
 Fishy: Tithe
 smusher: Moths
 Borkf: Twtat
 Amy Housewine: Water. Motor. Is the columnist trying to suggest that she'll find it difficult without a thesaurus? Or have I misunderstood entirely?
 Mr. Butt: Matey
 scribbs: Acted.
 NoRagrets: Titty
 zupobaloop: Petal?
 Theta Zero: ttttt
 sparename: Shtit
 ignatz: Futck
Image 146438   11-25-16   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
616
 
 ElitrArceus5100: He drops the f bomb and then curses again???
 ClockworkJackalope: So that's a dud, got it
 t48: Fiddlesticks!
 Wookiee: A swing and a miss.
Image 146437   11-25-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
572
 
 Teechur: Warn me next time you accelerate quickly.
 WaffleIron: Brindle is the best colour scheme
 Micro Jackson: i've fallen and i can't get up
 ClockworkJackalope: I'm sitting here, what you want?
Image 146436   11-25-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
475
 
 Lestrange: You Harajuku girls Damn, you've got some wicked style...
 Amy Housewine: That isn't a bag, it's the face she just shed.
 zupobaloop: Avril Lavigne's influence knows no bounds!
 Micro Jackson: Speak no unspeakable evil
 ClockworkJackalope: Japanese edge mistress
 VoR: Not my bag baby..
 a sedated moose: Well that's not somewhat terrifying.
Image 146435   11-25-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
602
 
 savvoy: Wonderful use of perspective. Now I have vertigo.
 ElitrArceus5100: Photoshop master here
 zupobaloop: Duh... that doesn't really work like that!
 VoR: @buttbear The mechanic just change the brake fluid on mine.
 buttbear: I don't want to know what would be dripping out of a laptop.
Image 146434   11-25-16   Uploaded by    bromide
Score:
629
 
 ThatGuy: Contentment.jpg
 Peach: @zupobaloop And oh the twisted joy they feel when the remove their stuffy's squeaker, still beating, from it's mangled chest.
 zupobaloop: You see the crack in the ball? Dogs are only truly happy when they have destroyed, when their fangs hath rend ye flesh of thy enemies!
 ClockworkJackalope: Happy dog?happy dog
 TurkeyVulture: My poor dog sinks when he tries this, unless he's wearing his yellow life jacket.
 AverageJoe: brave dog risks his life to save a ball from drowning
Image 146433   11-25-16   Uploaded by    Peach
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