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248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

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248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248533 GoGo Robotto: Hilarious derping!

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248680 bug: pornhub

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!



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Score:
214
 
 antipatterns: Let's all agree not to touch our phones while in the poop room
 deeeeeeeez: Not sure if the "L" taking a siesta was intentional.
 scribbs: @Lestrange Totally.
 Lestrange: Urological graffiti would be a bit more fun.
 dobbiesdoogs: "huh, that's a new one." *universe implodes from the paradox*
Image 146084   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
584
 
 BlarfyB: How else am I supposed to get it urinal fresh?
 Springbok: Thanks, facilities!
 ElitrArceus5100: How many times does this happen? and I wanna meet the douche who put the gum on the sign
 Wookiee: Classic passive aggressive.
 LaeMi: Screw me. I'll do what you want!
Image 146083   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
448
 
 Springbok: @Frank herbert I don't think Dewie the E-Turtle would approve of you saying that
 Frank herbert: @WaffleIron also 614 is my area code
 WaffleIron: According to Librarian Viki Pedia: "614 Forensic medicine; incidence of injuries, wounds, disease; public preventive medicine"
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt In other news, I didn't carefully examine the whole image before making that comment.
 Mr. Butt: Appropriately filed under "fantasy"
Image 146082   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
420
 
 Skaalar: Free range? I'm not buying one more caged baby.
 Beef Supreme: That's a great price for long pork. See that news story with a butcher selling horse for seven bucks a pound?
 jochenau: Well if the children were already boneless and skinless, I guess...
 Frank herbert: Jared was here
 Yam: Too much credit card debt? Mortgage got you down? Get money back on your baby!
 Nofishforsale: Whole Foods so i'm assuming free range, organic, non-GMO children?
 Teechur: @tib gubb And so tender!
 fanny: that's quite a savings! thanks Captain Supermarket!
 Wookiee: Dhalmer behind the counter again?
 tib gubb: wow, dirt cheap!
Image 146081   11-23-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
570
 
 Marsh Darsh: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
 Radstarboom: Get in loser.
 LogicKitty: S'up?
 Jeannie C: Hey, babe! Wanna climb on my tree?
 AlexDeLarge: I don't always throw up, but when I do it's on the carpet.
 tib gubb: i'm the bad boy of this here one-bedroom
 SomeCanadian: You came to the wrong neighborhood, mothafucka
 Mr. Butt: E ai, gata?
Image 146080   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
469
 
 itskando: Breathing intensifies
 BILL DOOR: @Theta Zero IT LOOKED FINE TO ME.
 Ulillillia: I take apart the Megastuf Oreos and make Double Megastuf Oreos
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Fancy Clown And then there's Oreo motherfucking shakes! Like really?!
 deeeeeeeez: MOreos. Adding stuffing to an Oreo. I like it.
 scribbs: Easy fix: buy normal Oreos.
 Fancy Clown: Oreos are revolting though. What flavour are they even? It's like bitter crap sort of chocolate but not really flavour. So many people seem to like them though. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. :(
 Teechur: Next thing you know, you'll be able to buy a big bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows without having to buy the dry, bland.... wait, what? You can? Uh....gotta go!
 Warrax: Would be nice to live in a world where this was actually the worst thing.
 tib gubb: how can you look your cashier in the eye while purchasing this?
 annterland: Pure Bedlam
 Theta Zero: HELP MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROken oh there we go
Image 146079   11-23-16   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
607
 
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT DUCK?" NOT PICTURED: FOUL OLE RON AND GASPODE.
 sparename: "DUCK, OFF!"
 gary: Neither a partridge nor a pear tree, but I love it
 jochenau: "I can't help but notice that there is a decided lack of wading facilities in this domicile."
 scribbs: "I suck at everything...even being a pirate."
 Jeannie C: If you stare long into the Duck, the Duck will stare into you.
 WaffleIron: Don't befriend a duck, for it shall befriend you.
 Teechur: Look, it's what you told Santa you wanted. A Dog? Well, shit. You gotta learn to enunciate.
 Wookiee: No. I didn't say I wanted your DUCK in my face.
 whiplash: And don't try to duck out on it, either!
 whiplash: Excuse me sir, I have your bill right here.
Image 146078   11-23-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
909
 
 Air Biscuit: Shop smart. Shop s-mart.
 sparename: @Dreforian The Long Ryders can do the music
 Dreforian: New adventures of Lois and Clark looking good.
 Warrax: @antipatterns Yea, that's the one. I was under the impression that Rami always wanted to continue the series, although I guess Evil Dead in the future would have worked too.
 antipatterns: @Warrax Are you talking about the ending where Ash sleeps for too long and wakes up in the future? That's the real ending of the movie, the S-Mart ending was originally just a quick short filmed for promotional purposes. Universal forced Raimi to make it the ending because they wanted the movie to "end on a high note." Although the new TV series picks up from the Universal ending? I'm confused again.
 Beef Supreme: This is my Boomstick!
 Springbok: His girl is a bit walleyed. I'd still tap that, though.
 Fancy Clown: It's the Chinese release of "Clerks"
 WaffleIron: We need a captain supermarket for black friday.
 Warrax: @Theta Zero I accidentally watched a director's cut of Army of Darkness recently, and that line was missing. He says "I'm not THAT good" instead. Also, the whole ending was different.
 DrinkMixMan: I prefer this title
 fanny: bags groceries at lightening speed! gives exact change in second flat! stacks cans like it's nobody's business!
 Theta Zero: Rad, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
 whiplash: If this is half as good as "Army of Darkness," I'm sold!
Image 146077   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
357
 
 Marsh Darsh: No no no, I said sit on my FACE, you idiot.
 jochenau: The space to the right of the bride looks like another woman with a chia pet for a head/neck...
 Nofishforsale: Guy in bow-tie had better things to do.
 whiplash: Waiting for the PBR truck to arrive.
Image 146076   11-23-16   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
352
 
 BILL DOOR: @werterland NO, CANCER IS QUITE CHEAP. YOU CAN CATCH IT FOR FREE, IN FACT.
 antipatterns: @werterland I was wondering the same thing. Thought I may have hacked the ranking system while on Ambien
 Frank herbert: @werterland huzzah!
 Teechur: @werterland Well, I guess you've got something to be thankful for while you stuff your face with Thanksgiving fare tomorrow! Congrats! Check out the banner at the top of your screen!
 werterland: @werterland Holy hell, I'm purple?! Wait, is the ranking system going wonky? It says 0 XP for yellow.
 werterland: I'm pretty sure cancer is WAY more expensive than therapy.
 Mr. Butt: HELL YEAH
Image 146075   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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