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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
214
 
 antipatterns: Let's all agree not to touch our phones while in the poop room
 deeeeeeeez: Not sure if the "L" taking a siesta was intentional.
 scribbs: @Lestrange Totally.
 Lestrange: Urological graffiti would be a bit more fun.
 dobbiesdoogs: "huh, that's a new one." *universe implodes from the paradox*
Image 146084   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
541
 
 BlarfyB: How else am I supposed to get it urinal fresh?
 Springbok: Thanks, facilities!
 ElitrArceus5100: How many times does this happen? and I wanna meet the douche who put the gum on the sign
 Wookiee: Classic passive aggressive.
 LaeMi: Screw me. I'll do what you want!
Image 146083   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
448
 
 Springbok: @Frank herbert I don't think Dewie the E-Turtle would approve of you saying that
 Frank herbert: @WaffleIron also 614 is my area code
 WaffleIron: According to Librarian Viki Pedia: "614 Forensic medicine; incidence of injuries, wounds, disease; public preventive medicine"
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt In other news, I didn't carefully examine the whole image before making that comment.
 Mr. Butt: Appropriately filed under "fantasy"
Image 146082   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
420
 
 Skaalar: Free range? I'm not buying one more caged baby.
 Beef Supreme: That's a great price for long pork. See that news story with a butcher selling horse for seven bucks a pound?
 jochenau: Well if the children were already boneless and skinless, I guess...
 Frank herbert: Jared was here
 Yam: Too much credit card debt? Mortgage got you down? Get money back on your baby!
 Nofishforsale: Whole Foods so i'm assuming free range, organic, non-GMO children?
 Teechur: @tib gubb And so tender!
 fanny: that's quite a savings! thanks Captain Supermarket!
 Wookiee: Dhalmer behind the counter again?
 tib gubb: wow, dirt cheap!
Image 146081   11-23-16   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
570
 
 Marsh Darsh: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
 Radstarboom: Get in loser.
 LogicKitty: S'up?
 Jeannie C: Hey, babe! Wanna climb on my tree?
 AlexDeLarge: I don't always throw up, but when I do it's on the carpet.
 tib gubb: i'm the bad boy of this here one-bedroom
 SomeCanadian: You came to the wrong neighborhood, mothafucka
 Mr. Butt: E ai, gata?
Image 146080   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
469
 
 itskando: Breathing intensifies
 BILL DOOR: @Theta Zero IT LOOKED FINE TO ME.
 Ulillillia: I take apart the Megastuf Oreos and make Double Megastuf Oreos
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Fancy Clown And then there's Oreo motherfucking shakes! Like really?!
 deeeeeeeez: MOreos. Adding stuffing to an Oreo. I like it.
 scribbs: Easy fix: buy normal Oreos.
 Fancy Clown: Oreos are revolting though. What flavour are they even? It's like bitter crap sort of chocolate but not really flavour. So many people seem to like them though. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. :(
 Teechur: Next thing you know, you'll be able to buy a big bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows without having to buy the dry, bland.... wait, what? You can? Uh....gotta go!
 Warrax: Would be nice to live in a world where this was actually the worst thing.
 tib gubb: how can you look your cashier in the eye while purchasing this?
 annterland: Pure Bedlam
 Theta Zero: HELP MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROken oh there we go
Image 146079   11-23-16   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
607
 
 BILL DOOR: "WHAT DUCK?" NOT PICTURED: FOUL OLE RON AND GASPODE.
 sparename: "DUCK, OFF!"
 gary: Neither a partridge nor a pear tree, but I love it
 jochenau: "I can't help but notice that there is a decided lack of wading facilities in this domicile."
 scribbs: "I suck at everything...even being a pirate."
 Jeannie C: If you stare long into the Duck, the Duck will stare into you.
 WaffleIron: Don't befriend a duck, for it shall befriend you.
 Teechur: Look, it's what you told Santa you wanted. A Dog? Well, shit. You gotta learn to enunciate.
 Wookiee: No. I didn't say I wanted your DUCK in my face.
 whiplash: And don't try to duck out on it, either!
 whiplash: Excuse me sir, I have your bill right here.
Image 146078   11-23-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
909
 
 Air Biscuit: Shop smart. Shop s-mart.
 sparename: @Dreforian The Long Ryders can do the music
 Dreforian: New adventures of Lois and Clark looking good.
 Warrax: @antipatterns Yea, that's the one. I was under the impression that Rami always wanted to continue the series, although I guess Evil Dead in the future would have worked too.
 antipatterns: @Warrax Are you talking about the ending where Ash sleeps for too long and wakes up in the future? That's the real ending of the movie, the S-Mart ending was originally just a quick short filmed for promotional purposes. Universal forced Raimi to make it the ending because they wanted the movie to "end on a high note." Although the new TV series picks up from the Universal ending? I'm confused again.
 Beef Supreme: This is my Boomstick!
 Springbok: His girl is a bit walleyed. I'd still tap that, though.
 Fancy Clown: It's the Chinese release of "Clerks"
 WaffleIron: We need a captain supermarket for black friday.
 Warrax: @Theta Zero I accidentally watched a director's cut of Army of Darkness recently, and that line was missing. He says "I'm not THAT good" instead. Also, the whole ending was different.
 DrinkMixMan: I prefer this title
 fanny: bags groceries at lightening speed! gives exact change in second flat! stacks cans like it's nobody's business!
 Theta Zero: Rad, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
 whiplash: If this is half as good as "Army of Darkness," I'm sold!
Image 146077   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
357
 
 Marsh Darsh: No no no, I said sit on my FACE, you idiot.
 jochenau: The space to the right of the bride looks like another woman with a chia pet for a head/neck...
 Nofishforsale: Guy in bow-tie had better things to do.
 whiplash: Waiting for the PBR truck to arrive.
Image 146076   11-23-16   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
352
 
 BILL DOOR: @werterland NO, CANCER IS QUITE CHEAP. YOU CAN CATCH IT FOR FREE, IN FACT.
 antipatterns: @werterland I was wondering the same thing. Thought I may have hacked the ranking system while on Ambien
 Frank herbert: @werterland huzzah!
 Teechur: @werterland Well, I guess you've got something to be thankful for while you stuff your face with Thanksgiving fare tomorrow! Congrats! Check out the banner at the top of your screen!
 werterland: @werterland Holy hell, I'm purple?! Wait, is the ranking system going wonky? It says 0 XP for yellow.
 werterland: I'm pretty sure cancer is WAY more expensive than therapy.
 Mr. Butt: HELL YEAH
Image 146075   11-23-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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