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272601  ignatz: Works better with a pint of IPA..

272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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 petepuma: make like a tree and get out of here
 funny in the wall: get it off me!
 Disembodiedfoot: Facit Sejam.
 Bert Bertbert: Crit'ing pudgins in the park
 San DoDo: Leaf deals critical hit; cat is stunned
 jochenau: the outside, it burns us, precious
Image 145768   11-22-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 Niels Bohr: He didn't even notice.
 Mad Collager: The dog's name is Max Headrest.
 Mr. Shine: *long string of drool trails slowly down past man's eyelashes*
 jochenau: The Nova Scotia Headrester is a fine breed for those who suffer from cold scalp syndrome due to gerontologic embaldenment.
 AverageJoe: that Cersei is a bitch
Image 145767   11-22-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
 Teechur: @Niels Bohr So, if I cut off my nose to spite my face, I'll be a much happier person?
 Niels Bohr: @jochenau not many people know that, but I'm here to inform.
 jochenau: @Niels Bohr Ohhh, so *that's* why everyone always has a nose!
 Niels Bohr: @Teechur noses only appear on the human face when one is feeling existential dread. Hadn't you noticed?
 Teechur: Why did he suddenly grow a nose in the last panel?
 AverageJoe: Wake up! gdoomngmomIcupofcuffee Make up!
 Borkf: Beehorn
Image 145766   11-22-16   Uploaded by    Springbok
 Red Mercer: The Mr. Shine ones at least had some effort... Sorry
 Borb Prembus: Ooooo I'm getting a little action.
 Frank herbert: Very well known @carpwoman wasva fish. Hopefully she wasnt eaten here
 Mr. Shine: Yeah! One of my faves!
 Teechur: *Schloop!* And another waiting in line.
 Borkf: *Boop!*
Image 145765   11-22-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 Bast Relief: What people think Common Core is.
 FabricMan: But we DO need education! Where else are we going to get hamburger?
 Frank herbert: Soyleny pink slime
 well duh: His fat and psychopathic wife should thrash him, within inches of his life.
 AverageJoe: Damn french, they ruined France
Image 145764   11-22-16   Uploaded by    fanny
 Skaalar: These are the friggin best
 Lestrange: Mama always said, dying was a part of life. I sure wish it wasnt.
 Jotun: terminalillnesshorn
 The Dog Dies: He was running some cat scans.
 Borkf: Doctor Cat has an arm for a tail.
 AverageJoe: And thus, doctor cat cured her terminal depression
Image 145763   11-22-16   Uploaded by    demonius
 Skaalar: "In other news today: I'm high as shit and in a wall. Back to you, Friendly-Wall-Mouse."
 Niels Bohr: "So then Falkor takes him to the home of two gnomes that live near the entrance to the Southern Oracle. The gnomes explain that Atreyu will face various trials before reaching the Oracle." The Neverending Story will be right back after a word from our sponsors.
 Frank herbert: So posted on wrong pic but still slightly relevant
 Frank herbert: Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Try and smash It's in the trash A garbage Rainbow I can go anywhere Friends to smell And ways to dwell A garbage Rainbow Trash can be anything Try and smash It's in the trash A garbage Rainbow (A garbage Rainbow) A garbage Rainbow
 Starky15: That's not how a glory hole works Igor.
 Mr. Shine: In other local news, your zipper is down.
 Fugative: What the Nielsons actually believe
 AverageJoe: 200 channels, nothing but ugly old men
Image 145762   11-22-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
 Frank herbert: Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Try and smash It's in the trash A garbage Rainbow I can go anywhere Friends to smell And ways to dwell A garbage Rainbow Trash can be anything Try and smash It's in the trash A garbage Rainbow (A garbage Rainbow) A garbage Rainbow
 Fugative: One man's trash is another man's job
Image 145761   11-22-16   Uploaded by    gary
 Dresdenkeogh: I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!
 Beef Supreme: ...gently with a chainsaw.
 AverageJoe: much wow
 a robot: Can't NOT rad Heathers
Image 145760   11-22-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Radstarboom: Is this that supermoon they were talking about?
 flommmm: Jupiter through a telescope is my guess.
 Frank herbert: Conception?
 Bert Bertbert: I Admit It Now, I Was Scared. We Were All Scared
 jochenau: Its field strength is registering at over 20 gigarads...friendliness containment has been lost on decks 5 through 22. Captain, it's headed right for us!
Image 145759   11-22-16   Uploaded by    Not Sam
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