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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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1. Yurishiro
2. Ulillillia
3. Dr Awkward
4. Felicity
5. Robespierre
6. Side Boob
7. Cami
8. Catcat
9. tib gubb
10. wolfpk



The top ten most commented-on images today:

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.



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cannabis uploaded 215391 (704 points)
Side Boob uploaded 215423 (669 points)
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hat thrab uploaded 215583 (653 points)
celtic uploaded 215541 (646 points)
metallica uploaded 215390 (645 points)
hat thrab uploaded 215587 (641 points)
Wolfy21 uploaded 215605 (634 points)
kristy uploaded 215473 (631 points)
Oober uploaded 215543 (624 points)


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 3. Robespierre: 2569 points
 4. Side Boob: 1879 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 1661 points
 6. digabigpig: 1587 points
 7. DeeeeeeeezNutz: 1492 points
 8. winwolf: 1474 points
 9. Rachelina: 1438 points
10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
475
 
 jazzjunkie: IM A DKTR NT A DRVR
Image 145724   11-21-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
675
 
 SpaceCow: "You are welcome in my fort, hooman, provided you bring treats."
 Teechur: Don't body shame him. He's just a little husky.
 CastleBravo: Patient kitty waits for human to fall asleep so they can enact revenge.
 Warrax: Never disturb me in my fortress of dogitude.
Image 145723   11-21-16   Uploaded by    AverageJoe
Score:
622
 
 birdythemighty: I need that shirt in my life
 Skaalar: @Warrax There will never be enough.
 Warrax: Nice, more edgy mom jokes.
 tib gubb: when the old lady's got a rocking shirt
 Cami: Funny/rude/whavever young people grow up to be funny/rude/whavever old people
Image 145722   11-21-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
525
 
 Messed Up Dog: Looool @tib gubb
 Zukero: The clitoris is the devil's doorbell. If you ring it he will answer !
 UltraBeverly: Multi-orgasmic? Thanks doc!
 Starky15: Nice going Haley! You were my ride home.
 Knice: Well these these damned glands aren't going to rub themselves now, are they??
 ThatGuy: @dobbiesdoogs a futile effort, but I envy your determination
 tib gubb: THE DANGERS OF MASTURBATION
 jochenau: @mwoody Ooohh, nooohhhh!
 mwoody: You can add letter H's, but you can't add more O's. Like, "Ohhhhh" is a longer version of "Oh". But "Ooohh" is a longer version of "ooh". So it sounds like you're aroused / sarcastic.
 dobbiesdoogs: might as well just rub them non stop now
Image 145721   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
715
 
 Knice: @fanny HEYYOOOOOOOO!!!
 tib gubb: give them both presents you monster
 Mr. Butt: Pepsi , Bepis
 Teechur: @fanny *Knaughty
 Warrax: Loving the *wink*
 fanny: *Knice
Image 145720   11-21-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
523
 
 Radstarboom: "I will wear your face as a hockey mask" and other seasonal favorites.
 Gomi Day: death in october
 SoyUnPerdedor: The original version of Nightmare before Christmas
 jochenau: LET THE HARVEST OF SOULS BEGIN
 scribbs: A very [EDITED] x-mas.
Image 145719   11-21-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
424
 
 Bast Relief: I don't see the problem. Hasn't anyone seen The Substitute?
 Lestrange: Made in Portugal with German steel. Damn you EU! Damn you!
 AverageJoe: At least they are not guns...
 WaffleIron: The pint sized slasher returns!
 Dr. Bathroom: ...Culinary school, everyone! Gosh.
 ButtNutz: Not my President's cutlery. . .
Image 145718   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
763
 
 scribbs: "This wouldn't have happened if you had just bought his favorite brand of litter."
 Ulillillia: Crackat
 a robot: Flat cat is flat.
Image 145717   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
578
 
 Skaalar: I've never seen a meteor storm in person. Gotta put that on the bucket list...
 Teechur: That's a really cool time-lapse photo!
 dobbiesdoogs: new missile command game looking good
Image 145716   11-21-16   Uploaded by    ping
Score:
725
 
 WhyThis: Spice must flow.
 ButtNutz: Ugghh.. Is that a whisker??
 tib gubb: when you look into the most beautiful drum in the world.
 Ulillillia: When you accidentally turn on your front camera.
 Peach: Christ look at the size of my pores.
Image 145715   11-21-16   Uploaded by    jeffrey
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