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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
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8. a robot
9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
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piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 3. E. HONDA: 2063 points
 4. The Turks: 2047 points
 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
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 AverageJoe: damn, I lost again
 jochenau: You sank my livership!
Image 145680   11-21-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
258
 
 AverageJoe: What kind of monster puts leashes on its children?
 Headoftheclass: @Radstarboom Thank you!
 Radstarboom: @Headoftheclass it would have been clever on the other pic, so I + marked it.
 Headoftheclass: Geez, dontcha just hate it when you're posting a caption on one pic, and screen refresh bring up another pic instead? Good times...
 Headoftheclass: I(nebri)-8...Miss! D(rink)-2...Hit; sank.
 Mr. Butt: What genius dresses their kids in all white?
 scribbs: They're like sippy-cups for distraction-prone parents.
 LaeMi: Keeping your gorillas kid-safe.
Image 145679   11-21-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
675
 
 Bast Relief: Concept art for Katy Perry's "Roar".
 Bert Bertbert: Actual manimal Lion LaBeouf!
 a sedated moose: @Mad Collager IT'S A MAN, BABY!
 Fett4life: Who's a sexy kitty? C'Mon! Whuuuze a sexxxy kiiittttty?
 Mad Collager: It's a cat. No! It's a chick! No! It's a cat...
 scribbs: Platonic Lion gonna get his head kicked off by a Platonic Giraffe if he don't watch his step.
 ButtNutz: Geometry in real life
 Radstarboom: And I'll form... THE HEAD!
 jochenau: Porygon evolved into Tigertron!
 sparename: Polygon Panther
 LaeMi: Like a tiger. A tiger!
Image 145678   11-21-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
723
 
 BlarfyB: He's holding the 'but geez'-us out of that sign!
 winwolf: The but geez font is pretty rad.
 AverageJoe: I have no strong feelings one way or the other
 Skaalar: Louise
 a sedated moose: @NoRagrets @Coolguy @scribbs @Warrax Geez, guys.
 Fett4life: Cheese
 Scoo: Geez Nutz
 Warrax: @scribbs @Coolguy @NoRagrets I don't usually comment when I have nothing to add but geez.
 scribbs: @Coolguy @NoRagrets Not usually a multiple-reply guy but geez
 Coolguy: @NoRagrets Not usually a reading comments guy but geez
 NoRagrets: Not usually a commenting guy but geez
Image 145677   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
636
 
 Mad Collager: Evolution in action!
 scribbs: Voting Rad even though I can't tell whether he's actually doing what the text says.
 ButtNutz: Aquaman's best friend
 LaeMi: *swimming my fish.
Image 145676   11-21-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
373
 
 BlarfyB: @Noremak "I"-ce pick Zombie Trotsky!
 Noremak: @LaeMi Vote Zombie Trotsky for president in 2020.
 scribbs: HITLER!!1! I call first. Me. I got to Hitler first. I win. I win the Godwin Game. I get the pink slip to archer42's car. Me. I'm awesome.
 tib gubb: internet.jpg
 Radstarboom: @jochenau it's what happens when you RE:RE:RE:RE: attach and send it.
 a robot: Well that escalated quickly.
 Queeblo: Grounding himself.. that's a low I haven't seen.
 White Rice: @LaeMi what about that one tiny village in the outskirts of some former USSR area? I heard they managed it for a while, but it only worked because they didn't have anything to make whoever was in charge for the week want to stay in charge.
 jochenau: Does Windows automatically save screenshots as low-quality jpgs or something?
 LaeMi: Communism is great. Pity no-one has ever done it.
Image 145675   11-21-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
841
 
 Mr. Butt: @Zukero RIP, my carpet
 Zukero: @Mr. Butt getting ready ?
 winwolf: Guy Fieri, steaming turd, ehh... equally rad. Throw in Dexter and you got yourself an instant classic.
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt Dunno...I'm curious to know whether a photo of a steaming turd with a Rad sticker will make it past IMAGE BOT.
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice @Coolguy @Headoftheclass @scribbs @a sedated moose Tell your friends to keep voting, or it's Cleveland Steamer then Stanley Steemer.
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt 455 and rising!
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt I bumped the score to 395.
 tib gubb: where's guy fieri when you need him
 Headoftheclass: @Mr. Butt Comment of the Week, and it's only Monday!
 Coolguy: That's our @Mr.Butt for you. Doing what he does best!
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt gross. I fully approve that statement.
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice Only one thing's gonna be solid, and it ain't the points.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt will you take a picture & post it here? I think that might be able to get a solid 1000 points (or a ban, one or the other)
 Mr. Butt: If this doesn't get to 1000 points I'll goddamn shit on the floor.
Image 145674   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
216
 
 EH: BobOs
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend an accountant?
 scribbs: Is this a game? Am I supposed to find a builder?
 jochenau: MS Bob was the best.
 t48: Oh the good old days of MS Home.
Image 145673   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
751
 
 Bert Bertbert: Gule the Relaxy
 winwolf: If only Hilary would have joined the dark side.
 a sedated moose: @sparename can we get a resident Australian to verify this?
 sparename: @scribbs An 'Australian Kiss' is just like a 'French Kiss' but Down Under..
 scribbs: Kaley Couco making friends Down Under.
 Scoo: Luke, I am your dropbear!
 KnowLifer: The eucalyptus awakens
Image 145672   11-21-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
1122
 
 Mad Collager: I've taken a lichen to this bedding. Zzzzzz
 tib gubb: mother nature sleeping on the job
 itskando: Chaos .. re-laxes!!
 LaeMi: Firefox has crashed. For the afternoon.
Image 145671   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Peach
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