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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
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 AverageJoe: damn, I lost again
 jochenau: You sank my livership!
Image 145680   11-21-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
258
 
 AverageJoe: What kind of monster puts leashes on its children?
 Headoftheclass: @Radstarboom Thank you!
 Radstarboom: @Headoftheclass it would have been clever on the other pic, so I + marked it.
 Headoftheclass: Geez, dontcha just hate it when you're posting a caption on one pic, and screen refresh bring up another pic instead? Good times...
 Headoftheclass: I(nebri)-8...Miss! D(rink)-2...Hit; sank.
 Mr. Butt: What genius dresses their kids in all white?
 scribbs: They're like sippy-cups for distraction-prone parents.
 LaeMi: Keeping your gorillas kid-safe.
Image 145679   11-21-16   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
675
 
 Bast Relief: Concept art for Katy Perry's "Roar".
 Bert Bertbert: Actual manimal Lion LaBeouf!
 a sedated moose: @Mad Collager IT'S A MAN, BABY!
 Fett4life: Who's a sexy kitty? C'Mon! Whuuuze a sexxxy kiiittttty?
 Mad Collager: It's a cat. No! It's a chick! No! It's a cat...
 scribbs: Platonic Lion gonna get his head kicked off by a Platonic Giraffe if he don't watch his step.
 ButtNutz: Geometry in real life
 Radstarboom: And I'll form... THE HEAD!
 jochenau: Porygon evolved into Tigertron!
 sparename: Polygon Panther
 LaeMi: Like a tiger. A tiger!
Image 145678   11-21-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
723
 
 BlarfyB: He's holding the 'but geez'-us out of that sign!
 winwolf: The but geez font is pretty rad.
 AverageJoe: I have no strong feelings one way or the other
 Skaalar: Louise
 a sedated moose: @NoRagrets @Coolguy @scribbs @Warrax Geez, guys.
 Fett4life: Cheese
 Scoo: Geez Nutz
 Warrax: @scribbs @Coolguy @NoRagrets I don't usually comment when I have nothing to add but geez.
 scribbs: @Coolguy @NoRagrets Not usually a multiple-reply guy but geez
 Coolguy: @NoRagrets Not usually a reading comments guy but geez
 NoRagrets: Not usually a commenting guy but geez
Image 145677   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
636
 
 Mad Collager: Evolution in action!
 scribbs: Voting Rad even though I can't tell whether he's actually doing what the text says.
 ButtNutz: Aquaman's best friend
 LaeMi: *swimming my fish.
Image 145676   11-21-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
Score:
373
 
 BlarfyB: @Noremak "I"-ce pick Zombie Trotsky!
 Noremak: @LaeMi Vote Zombie Trotsky for president in 2020.
 scribbs: HITLER!!1! I call first. Me. I got to Hitler first. I win. I win the Godwin Game. I get the pink slip to archer42's car. Me. I'm awesome.
 tib gubb: internet.jpg
 Radstarboom: @jochenau it's what happens when you RE:RE:RE:RE: attach and send it.
 a robot: Well that escalated quickly.
 Queeblo: Grounding himself.. that's a low I haven't seen.
 White Rice: @LaeMi what about that one tiny village in the outskirts of some former USSR area? I heard they managed it for a while, but it only worked because they didn't have anything to make whoever was in charge for the week want to stay in charge.
 jochenau: Does Windows automatically save screenshots as low-quality jpgs or something?
 LaeMi: Communism is great. Pity no-one has ever done it.
Image 145675   11-21-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
841
 
 Mr. Butt: @Zukero RIP, my carpet
 Zukero: @Mr. Butt getting ready ?
 winwolf: Guy Fieri, steaming turd, ehh... equally rad. Throw in Dexter and you got yourself an instant classic.
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt Dunno...I'm curious to know whether a photo of a steaming turd with a Rad sticker will make it past IMAGE BOT.
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice @Coolguy @Headoftheclass @scribbs @a sedated moose Tell your friends to keep voting, or it's Cleveland Steamer then Stanley Steemer.
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt 455 and rising!
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt I bumped the score to 395.
 tib gubb: where's guy fieri when you need him
 Headoftheclass: @Mr. Butt Comment of the Week, and it's only Monday!
 Coolguy: That's our @Mr.Butt for you. Doing what he does best!
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt gross. I fully approve that statement.
 Mr. Butt: @White Rice Only one thing's gonna be solid, and it ain't the points.
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt will you take a picture & post it here? I think that might be able to get a solid 1000 points (or a ban, one or the other)
 Mr. Butt: If this doesn't get to 1000 points I'll goddamn shit on the floor.
Image 145674   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
216
 
 EH: BobOs
 Ulillillia: Is your girlfriend an accountant?
 scribbs: Is this a game? Am I supposed to find a builder?
 jochenau: MS Bob was the best.
 t48: Oh the good old days of MS Home.
Image 145673   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
751
 
 Bert Bertbert: Gule the Relaxy
 winwolf: If only Hilary would have joined the dark side.
 a sedated moose: @sparename can we get a resident Australian to verify this?
 sparename: @scribbs An 'Australian Kiss' is just like a 'French Kiss' but Down Under..
 scribbs: Kaley Couco making friends Down Under.
 Scoo: Luke, I am your dropbear!
 KnowLifer: The eucalyptus awakens
Image 145672   11-21-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
1122
 
 Mad Collager: I've taken a lichen to this bedding. Zzzzzz
 tib gubb: mother nature sleeping on the job
 itskando: Chaos .. re-laxes!!
 LaeMi: Firefox has crashed. For the afternoon.
Image 145671   11-21-16   Uploaded by    Peach
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