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228205  jochenau: I don't think my GPS has an Aramaic option...

228198  charlemagne: @jochenau georgian maybe?

228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!



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Score:
734
 
 Flarmie: I misread the sign and was VERY disappointed.
 Annoying Vegan : At least you know you won't end up with just a lame sticker or something.
 SpaceCow: Except that single unit that's a goose.
 Mominous: #justduckythings
 Musician: Unjust Ducks will take your money and give you nothing
 Shay: Well duck you too.
 Ulillillia: The humble origins of @a duck
 Dan Tagonistic: "Just Ducks"
 Urn BooUrn: I'm ok with that.
 WaffleIron: Well that's just ducky!
Image 145492   11-20-16   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
519
 
 Hiddentigerma: @tib gubb Why in a forest is what I wanna know.
 AverageJoe: STRIKE!
 Joseph: Just more ducks.
 Moldred: "Hmmm...the Sleestack have been here...*sniff, lick*...And they're restless..."
 Niels Bohr: I store my 1,785 rubber band balls the exact same way.
 jochenau: 3D Giant Forest Billiards Extreme Edition
 Mad Collager: This keeps the inner balls nice and fresh.
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine wanna make this more interesting?
 jazzjunkie: I smell an episode of "ancient aliens" being written about this already.
 tib gubb: who would do this, and why
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose You'd never make it.
 a sedated moose: Wanna pull out one of the bottom ones and run.
 Sadbot: Legend tells of a pyramid where old bowling balls go to die...
Image 145491   11-20-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
167
 
 Hiddentigerma: @WaffleIron I would if I could...
 AverageJoe: actually, that's not a bad idea...
 Hosebag: Not only would I show up with the steak from the supermarket, I would it send it back to you and say it was undercooked!
 zupobaloop: All cigars are to be smoked inside.
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download a steak, would you?
Image 145490   11-20-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
176
 
 Warrax: Don't be a can-bag. Recycle this D!
 A duck: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! *throws can in river*
Image 145489   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
540
 
 AverageJoe: of course it was good, I chose those oysters at the supermarket
 WTF: If carbon is third on the abundance list we're in some deep trouble.
 cenecia: Sufficient amounts of oxygen necessary for respiration. Would recommend.
 ThatGuy: @RalphyNoPants soo... you dont live on earth?
 jochenau: @RalphyNoPants The extra xenon gives a place just that little added touch of class and refinement.
 RalphyNoPants: How much xenon? I only go to places with 2% xenon.
 a sedated moose: Nerd alert!
Image 145488   11-20-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
321
 
 Queeblo: The brown sign is just a warning.
 ssignature: Got him on the short leash
 Mad Collager: Whew! Glad I had Fido's brake-work done!
 Whatever: Pretty darn short run
 scribbs: "Looks like it's wind-sprints today, doggo."
Image 145487   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
494
 
 Cami: Baby bulge vs buffet bulge.
 Teechur: I guess she was a little TOO brave.
 WTF: "Honey, just what were you doing with my burrito?"
 SpaceCow: "There, that's where you picked up these parasites."
 jochenau: The Dark Truth of Taco Bell
 Himesama: Looks like the nieghbors burrito...
 a sedated moose: Food baby.
 Ulillillia: Baby: it's what's for dinner!
Image 145486   11-20-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Image 145485 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. You have brought shame on us, mission2mars.
Score:
865
 
 ChubbyBuddy: two coins to fish me out of the pool? seems reasonable
 Ulillillia: At first I thought they were having a marathon on a subway platform.
 trelyate: to make this authentic, someone needs to be waiting at the finish line to pelt whoever is about to finish first with a blue turtle shell right before they cross the finish line
 SomeOtherCanadian: Lacklustre cosplay
Image 145484   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
392
 
 whiplash: Another Jiffy Pop tragedy.
 ThatGuy: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND CLEAN IT UP BEFORE IT STICKS!
 jochenau: In other news, whoever decided to put carpet that close to the oven needs to be punched.
 Hosebag: The first rule of souffle is we don't talk about souffle!
 trelyate: failed at adulting, crying self to sleep
 grizzly: @carpwoman we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
 Warrax: So... pizza or chinese for dinner?
 zupobaloop: @carpwoman Female, 15, mild stature, having a breakdown over exploding cake
 Borkf: I've been there *pats her gently on the back* *hands her takeway menu*
 carpwoman: Some context would be nice.
 A duck: Once again, Linda ruined everything, or so her mother said.
 Bert Bertbert: "Often at night I hear a crying sound coming out just below my nose"
Image 145483   11-20-16   Uploaded by    house md
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