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257749  Felicity: Do they come through the tubes?

257750  Felicity: My first thought was Rush Limbaugh

257820  tib gubb: very statuesque

257756  Felicity: Promptly arrested by police

257820  Dr Awkward: Interesting face swap

257759  Felicity: RO REAH!

257763  Felicity: I once let my cat write a column for my zine by letting him walk across the keyboard and using whatever he typed. It looked a lot like what @bug said

257819  ignatz: @boozer He's a nice kid, but he's all thumbs. Also how bout Englebert Thumbperdinck..

257766  Felicity: That pangolin needs to be more precise

257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257787 jazzjunkie: Wha tanaw fulbr aille t ran slat

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Score:
734
 
 Flarmie: I misread the sign and was VERY disappointed.
 Annoying Vegan : At least you know you won't end up with just a lame sticker or something.
 SpaceCow: Except that single unit that's a goose.
 Mominous: #justduckythings
 Musician: Unjust Ducks will take your money and give you nothing
 Shay: Well duck you too.
 Ulillillia: The humble origins of @a duck
 Dan Tagonistic: "Just Ducks"
 Urn BooUrn: I'm ok with that.
 WaffleIron: Well that's just ducky!
Image 145492   11-20-16   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
519
 
 Hiddentigerma: @tib gubb Why in a forest is what I wanna know.
 AverageJoe: STRIKE!
 Joseph: Just more ducks.
 Moldred: "Hmmm...the Sleestack have been here...*sniff, lick*...And they're restless..."
 Niels Bohr: I store my 1,785 rubber band balls the exact same way.
 jochenau: 3D Giant Forest Billiards Extreme Edition
 Mad Collager: This keeps the inner balls nice and fresh.
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine wanna make this more interesting?
 jazzjunkie: I smell an episode of "ancient aliens" being written about this already.
 tib gubb: who would do this, and why
 Mr. Shine: @a sedated moose You'd never make it.
 a sedated moose: Wanna pull out one of the bottom ones and run.
 Sadbot: Legend tells of a pyramid where old bowling balls go to die...
Image 145491   11-20-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
167
 
 Hiddentigerma: @WaffleIron I would if I could...
 AverageJoe: actually, that's not a bad idea...
 Hosebag: Not only would I show up with the steak from the supermarket, I would it send it back to you and say it was undercooked!
 zupobaloop: All cigars are to be smoked inside.
 WaffleIron: You wouldn't download a steak, would you?
Image 145490   11-20-16   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
176
 
 Warrax: Don't be a can-bag. Recycle this D!
 A duck: Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! *throws can in river*
Image 145489   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
540
 
 AverageJoe: of course it was good, I chose those oysters at the supermarket
 WTF: If carbon is third on the abundance list we're in some deep trouble.
 cenecia: Sufficient amounts of oxygen necessary for respiration. Would recommend.
 ThatGuy: @RalphyNoPants soo... you dont live on earth?
 jochenau: @RalphyNoPants The extra xenon gives a place just that little added touch of class and refinement.
 RalphyNoPants: How much xenon? I only go to places with 2% xenon.
 a sedated moose: Nerd alert!
Image 145488   11-20-16   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
321
 
 Queeblo: The brown sign is just a warning.
 ssignature: Got him on the short leash
 Mad Collager: Whew! Glad I had Fido's brake-work done!
 Whatever: Pretty darn short run
 scribbs: "Looks like it's wind-sprints today, doggo."
Image 145487   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
494
 
 Cami: Baby bulge vs buffet bulge.
 Teechur: I guess she was a little TOO brave.
 WTF: "Honey, just what were you doing with my burrito?"
 SpaceCow: "There, that's where you picked up these parasites."
 jochenau: The Dark Truth of Taco Bell
 Himesama: Looks like the nieghbors burrito...
 a sedated moose: Food baby.
 Ulillillia: Baby: it's what's for dinner!
Image 145486   11-20-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Image 145485 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mission2mars. Boo, mission2mars.
Score:
865
 
 ChubbyBuddy: two coins to fish me out of the pool? seems reasonable
 Ulillillia: At first I thought they were having a marathon on a subway platform.
 trelyate: to make this authentic, someone needs to be waiting at the finish line to pelt whoever is about to finish first with a blue turtle shell right before they cross the finish line
 SomeOtherCanadian: Lacklustre cosplay
Image 145484   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Score:
392
 
 whiplash: Another Jiffy Pop tragedy.
 ThatGuy: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND CLEAN IT UP BEFORE IT STICKS!
 jochenau: In other news, whoever decided to put carpet that close to the oven needs to be punched.
 Hosebag: The first rule of souffle is we don't talk about souffle!
 trelyate: failed at adulting, crying self to sleep
 grizzly: @carpwoman we are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
 Warrax: So... pizza or chinese for dinner?
 zupobaloop: @carpwoman Female, 15, mild stature, having a breakdown over exploding cake
 Borkf: I've been there *pats her gently on the back* *hands her takeway menu*
 carpwoman: Some context would be nice.
 A duck: Once again, Linda ruined everything, or so her mother said.
 Bert Bertbert: "Often at night I hear a crying sound coming out just below my nose"
Image 145483   11-20-16   Uploaded by    house md
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