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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
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 Warrax: @a robot I hope it works. I like when people do things like this.
 fanny: @a robot i mean, it's not like you are trying to upload 500 pictures of alligators or anything...
 scribbs: @a robot FWIW, not even God could come up with a simple set of rules that fit on one page. It seems respectful & reasonable to ask whether an exception is appropriate via the proper, designated channel. If the answer is "no," no harm done. I, for one, appreciate the thought even if it doesn't come to fruition :-)
 Mad Collager: @a robot Let's see if we can get the policy changed, or at least find a way around it. These are wonderful!
 a robot: @Mr. Shine I am at work now but when I get home I was thinking of emailing the mods to see if I can get a re-appraisal. I don't want to be all like MY UPLOADS ARE THE BEST HOW DARE YOU REJECT ME but I know people enjoy personalized recognition, like when you made those super-rad trading cards for us awhile ago :D
 Mr. Shine: @a robot That breaks my heart. These were seriously Rad.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Pretty sure I laughed out loud when I found this one. The image searches for this project were fun
 Annoying Vegan : Holy cow! Couldn't have found a more perfect picture for @duckfarts! XD
 jazzjunkie: @SomeOtherCanadian Thanks. I might've caught on if duckfarts had commented or been tagged :-p
 a robot: @WaffleIron Unfortunately I'm not a protocol droid, not too good at translations
 SomeOtherCanadian: @jazzjunkie robot has been creating portraits of other purple users as dogs, the border and the frame are so we know these aren't just pictures of random dogs that we often see, plus it says the name of the user she's chosen for the hall of rad
 carpwoman: Is this a job for Aggro-Mod? Can't a real person over-ride what photos get OK'd?
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Isn't that a thing you two robots can work out in your beep-boop-destroy-all-humans language?
 jazzjunkie: I'm not sure I understand the idea behind these. Does the picture frame and purple border make the image better?
 Borkf: @a robot Perhaps it's the frames. I don't really know how Nancy makes her decisions.
 scribbs: @a robot Worth the effort :-)
 Radstarboom: *sniiiifff
 fanny: boo nancy! I love these too, they've been great!
 Knice: @a robot Well, that sucks. I love these!
 a robot: Bad news, Spacefriends: Nancy apparently does not approve of my Hall of Rad idea, as most of my uploads have been rejected as repeats. So far this is the last one to be approved, with a few still stuck in pending. I just wanted to celebrate the radness aboard our Spaceship :(
Image 145472   11-20-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
684
 
 Jotun: weeaboohorn
 SpaceCow: By Anime-Law, he is now Weeb-King and may exercise Lord's Rights with any of their body pillows.
 tib gubb: this is totally true, btw
Image 145471   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
776
 
 Shay: What's wrong with that turkey....waiiiittttt....
 a sedated moose: @DarkTeddy that's why I always feel bad when I see pictures of them.
 Hosebag: PUT THAT BLOB DOWN! You don't know where that blob's been.
 Queeblo: Jacks second son was different, but he loved him all the same.
 DarkTeddy: That things dead.
 Lestrange: That indefinable but profound sense of loss when your favorite blobfish dies.
 Lestrange: @Annoying Vegan @Annoying Vegan Doctor Who cosplay actually.
 Annoying Vegan : This Doctor Who episode is weird
 Mr. Butt: Why can't I hold all these limes?
Image 145470   11-20-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
416
 
 bigfarter: thank you, veryfunnypics.eu
 jazzjunkie: I thought I'd seen this somewhere #14334
 scribbs: That's good thinking right there.
Image 145469   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
827
 
 scribbs: @CastleBravo Gross.
 Lestrange: Psilocybin mushrooms for dinner? Lovely!
 Knice: Fa poob
 CastleBravo: Gesundheit.
Image 145468   11-20-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1092
 
 AverageJoe: God promised men that good ovedient wives could be found in every corner of the world... then he made the earth round and laughed
 BlarfyB: @CastleBravo It's a cell phone tower.
 Whatever: Plot twist: she gleefully aided illegal immigrants enter Mexico
 scribbs: I had such high hopes.
 Dresdenkeogh: they should have seized the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: they should have seized the means of production.
 Greek Fire: Arkansas didn't exist in 1802, it was part of France.
 CastleBravo: Why are there telegraph wires in 1802?
 DrinkMixMan: Don't Stop Believing (in horseless carriages and manned flight)
 ButtNutz: Pre industrial revolution-horn
 Headoftheclass: @WaffleIron you say that like it's a bad thing.
 WaffleIron: Yeah, this is basically how it's gonna work when we run out of oil.
Image 145467   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
499
 
 sparename: Sheeple and anti-sheeple combine to disappear in a blaze of antisomething?
 Ulillillia: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
 Dresdenkeogh: this is a baaaaaaad neighborhood.
 Annoying Vegan : Fucking hell, PETA.
 DrinkMixMan: Wake up, sheeple.
Image 145466   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
637
 
 Phillee: is that twiggy?
 ssignature: Electrical banana Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical banana Is bound to be the very next phase
 sparename: Pigeon-toed Orange-Peel
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Skinr I'm tired of this soup du jour
 Skinr: I guess I'm only a spud boy / Looking for a real tomato
 Queeblo: That's the tickle monster I was told about! Look at his black and white striped ticklers!
 Radstarboom: Do robot comedians dream of electric tomato?
 Dan Tagonistic: Thanks Monsanto
 Warrax: I got thrown out of this club. Dress code violation.
Image 145465   11-20-16   Uploaded by    archanon
Image 145464 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Amiga 1000. You have brought shame on us, Amiga 1000.
Score:
646
 
 carpwoman: "Apparently the calls are coming from inside the house?!"
 Queeblo: "Let's see what are the humans writing about us.." [types "pus.."]
 DrinkMixMan: God damn, there are a lot of cute human videos on Youtube
 Donut: "I dunno, Earl. These kittens don't look cute to me at all."
 scribbs: Such a scary movie they have to watch with the lights on.
 dobbiesdoogs: catflix and chill?
Image 145463   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
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