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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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 Warrax: @a robot I hope it works. I like when people do things like this.
 fanny: @a robot i mean, it's not like you are trying to upload 500 pictures of alligators or anything...
 scribbs: @a robot FWIW, not even God could come up with a simple set of rules that fit on one page. It seems respectful & reasonable to ask whether an exception is appropriate via the proper, designated channel. If the answer is "no," no harm done. I, for one, appreciate the thought even if it doesn't come to fruition :-)
 Mad Collager: @a robot Let's see if we can get the policy changed, or at least find a way around it. These are wonderful!
 a robot: @Mr. Shine I am at work now but when I get home I was thinking of emailing the mods to see if I can get a re-appraisal. I don't want to be all like MY UPLOADS ARE THE BEST HOW DARE YOU REJECT ME but I know people enjoy personalized recognition, like when you made those super-rad trading cards for us awhile ago :D
 Mr. Shine: @a robot That breaks my heart. These were seriously Rad.
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Pretty sure I laughed out loud when I found this one. The image searches for this project were fun
 Annoying Vegan : Holy cow! Couldn't have found a more perfect picture for @duckfarts! XD
 jazzjunkie: @SomeOtherCanadian Thanks. I might've caught on if duckfarts had commented or been tagged :-p
 a robot: @WaffleIron Unfortunately I'm not a protocol droid, not too good at translations
 SomeOtherCanadian: @jazzjunkie robot has been creating portraits of other purple users as dogs, the border and the frame are so we know these aren't just pictures of random dogs that we often see, plus it says the name of the user she's chosen for the hall of rad
 carpwoman: Is this a job for Aggro-Mod? Can't a real person over-ride what photos get OK'd?
 WaffleIron: @a robot : Isn't that a thing you two robots can work out in your beep-boop-destroy-all-humans language?
 jazzjunkie: I'm not sure I understand the idea behind these. Does the picture frame and purple border make the image better?
 Borkf: @a robot Perhaps it's the frames. I don't really know how Nancy makes her decisions.
 scribbs: @a robot Worth the effort :-)
 Radstarboom: *sniiiifff
 fanny: boo nancy! I love these too, they've been great!
 Knice: @a robot Well, that sucks. I love these!
 a robot: Bad news, Spacefriends: Nancy apparently does not approve of my Hall of Rad idea, as most of my uploads have been rejected as repeats. So far this is the last one to be approved, with a few still stuck in pending. I just wanted to celebrate the radness aboard our Spaceship :(
Image 145472   11-20-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
684
 
 Jotun: weeaboohorn
 SpaceCow: By Anime-Law, he is now Weeb-King and may exercise Lord's Rights with any of their body pillows.
 tib gubb: this is totally true, btw
Image 145471   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
776
 
 Shay: What's wrong with that turkey....waiiiittttt....
 a sedated moose: @DarkTeddy that's why I always feel bad when I see pictures of them.
 Hosebag: PUT THAT BLOB DOWN! You don't know where that blob's been.
 Queeblo: Jacks second son was different, but he loved him all the same.
 DarkTeddy: That things dead.
 Lestrange: That indefinable but profound sense of loss when your favorite blobfish dies.
 Lestrange: @Annoying Vegan @Annoying Vegan Doctor Who cosplay actually.
 Annoying Vegan : This Doctor Who episode is weird
 Mr. Butt: Why can't I hold all these limes?
Image 145470   11-20-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
Score:
416
 
 bigfarter: thank you, veryfunnypics.eu
 jazzjunkie: I thought I'd seen this somewhere #14334
 scribbs: That's good thinking right there.
Image 145469   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
851
 
 scribbs: @CastleBravo Gross.
 Lestrange: Psilocybin mushrooms for dinner? Lovely!
 Knice: Fa poob
 CastleBravo: Gesundheit.
Image 145468   11-20-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
1092
 
 AverageJoe: God promised men that good ovedient wives could be found in every corner of the world... then he made the earth round and laughed
 BlarfyB: @CastleBravo It's a cell phone tower.
 Whatever: Plot twist: she gleefully aided illegal immigrants enter Mexico
 scribbs: I had such high hopes.
 Dresdenkeogh: they should have seized the means of production.
 Dresdenkeogh: they should have seized the means of production.
 Greek Fire: Arkansas didn't exist in 1802, it was part of France.
 CastleBravo: Why are there telegraph wires in 1802?
 DrinkMixMan: Don't Stop Believing (in horseless carriages and manned flight)
 ButtNutz: Pre industrial revolution-horn
 Headoftheclass: @WaffleIron you say that like it's a bad thing.
 WaffleIron: Yeah, this is basically how it's gonna work when we run out of oil.
Image 145467   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
499
 
 sparename: Sheeple and anti-sheeple combine to disappear in a blaze of antisomething?
 Ulillillia: You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
 Dresdenkeogh: this is a baaaaaaad neighborhood.
 Annoying Vegan : Fucking hell, PETA.
 DrinkMixMan: Wake up, sheeple.
Image 145466   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
637
 
 Phillee: is that twiggy?
 ssignature: Electrical banana Is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical banana Is bound to be the very next phase
 sparename: Pigeon-toed Orange-Peel
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Skinr I'm tired of this soup du jour
 Skinr: I guess I'm only a spud boy / Looking for a real tomato
 Queeblo: That's the tickle monster I was told about! Look at his black and white striped ticklers!
 Radstarboom: Do robot comedians dream of electric tomato?
 Dan Tagonistic: Thanks Monsanto
 Warrax: I got thrown out of this club. Dress code violation.
Image 145465   11-20-16   Uploaded by    archanon
Image 145464 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Amiga 1000. Your image was bad, Amiga 1000.
Score:
646
 
 carpwoman: "Apparently the calls are coming from inside the house?!"
 Queeblo: "Let's see what are the humans writing about us.." [types "pus.."]
 DrinkMixMan: God damn, there are a lot of cute human videos on Youtube
 Donut: "I dunno, Earl. These kittens don't look cute to me at all."
 scribbs: Such a scary movie they have to watch with the lights on.
 dobbiesdoogs: catflix and chill?
Image 145463   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
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