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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 scribbs: @SomeOtherCanadian Sorry, I didn't know you were quoting a song :-) I think they're important for clarity and are therefore good things. I've seen a pair of $20 million development projects, ones the could change the face of a region, hinge on the absence of an Oxford comma in a bit of text.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @scribbs it's from a song, haha. While we're on the topic, are you for or against them? I personally like and use them
 scribbs: @SomeOtherCanadian Me.
 SomeOtherCanadian: (8) who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? (8)
 ButtNutz: Deal.
 FabricMan: I want a go at that poster with a little bit of White-Out
Image 145444   11-20-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
Score:
380
 
 jazzjunkie: Perhaps launching from a jungle helps with sonic reflections?
 ButtNutz: The new Power Rangers looking good. . .
Image 145443   11-20-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
415
 
 Hiddentigerma: I got 6
 WaffleIron: I was going to comment about... actually, this reminds me of a comment I made earlier...
 Spazstatic: I call all handheld gaming things GameBoys. My wife keeps telling me "it's not a Gameboy, it's a 3DS." Where I respond, "sorry, your GameBoy 3DS."
 Whatever: This could be useful this thanksgiving
 trelyate: haha, old people, amirite?
 Lestrange: I am guilty of at least 7 of these.
 ButtNutz: Plays Bingo
 AstoriaBum: If this is some form of "Parent Bingo", my daughter wins.
 BlarfyB: Someone isn't like us - KILL THEM!
Image 145442   11-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
384
 
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman @a robot : Looks like steak and pancakes to me, what's not to love?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I love Ethiopian food. There was a great place in Chicago but my ex hated the stuff so we only ate there once. She could be a real wet blanket sometimes. Found a small restaurant in Minneapolis and went with a friend. She never had it before and loved it. Yay!
 a robot: Mmmm, injera. I was a little intimidated the first time I had Ethiopian food, but it's so fucking delicious! Don't be afraid to try it, see, even this cat is interested
 carpwoman: @cizhiresb - It is.
 cizhiresb: is that a vhs recorder?
 BlarfyB: Cat considers that bread to be very injera-ing.
Image 145441   11-20-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
591
 
 Whatever: Since my leftover cooking skills are renown for causing food poisoning no one dares to touch it
 WaffleIron: 4376
 Mad Collager: I bet that shrimp was jaunty, too.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 1 SWRIMP
 a robot: @scribbs Someone at my workplace recently ate 90% of a coworker's leftover Chinese food and then shoved the carton to the back of the fridge like they wouldn't notice. People really suck sometimes.
 NoRagrets: *takes a single grain*
 scribbs: Thankfully, my workplace is small enough that nobody could steal food and get away with it. That's significant, because half the people I work with would actually steal lunch if they could.
 Teechur: *HAD
Image 145440   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
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 Whatever: Close enough for Trump- hire the kid for the art department
 tib gubb: look billy, it's a or i, not both.
 WaffleIron: This spelling is easier to pronounce with a spanish inflection. "Ama-ri-aca"!
 redmonkey3: Almost, kid, turn flag upside down and you got it!
 Scoo: Mayc Amariaca Grait Ugin!
 trelyate: thanks, Trump
 cizhiresb: AMARIACA FUCK YEAH!
 fanny: @Teechur I'm learnding!
 Teechur: There are supposed to be 7 red stripes and 6 white stripes. C'mon!
 fanny: not the AMARiACA we want, but the one we deserve.
 fumbduck: Very nice, Mr. Pence!
Image 145439   11-20-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
647
 
 Mad Collager: Seen outside a Lean Cuisine Restaurant.
 scribbs: Lego Galileo is gonna drop a ball bearing and a chickpea.
Image 145438   11-20-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
657
 
 Hiddentigerma: Unfortunately accurate.
 redmonkey3: Ameraica Goh!
 Skaalar: "Yoo-hoo! Americans!" *gasp* "How did you know?"
 scribbs: It's "try TO stop us," and it's more sad than funny :-(
Image 145437   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
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 SpaceCow: That he's going to stab that bat to death with a feather takes dedication.
 Lestrange: @BlarfyB Whatever it means, it's a credit to the craftsmen of Naples.
 BlarfyB: @Lestrange Perhaps it symbolizes Confusion or Uncertain Faith.
 Scoo: At first I thought this was an amazing bacterial colony on a petri dish
 Lestrange: Symbolism of this is a bit mixed - bat means night or desolation, peacock feather means immortality or Christian church. Fat guy riding a bat waving a feather around, not too sure, possibly Pride or something.
 Lestrange: @Teechur Cameo carver has some mad skillz!
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the Tickle Bat!!
 Teechur: That barista has some mad skillz!
 ButtNutz: The new Chuck E. Cheese tokens are wierd. . .
 Nope: Dun-na-na-na-na BAT DICKKK
 SunWukong: Ironically, this Cameo deserves a starring role.
Image 145436   11-20-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
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 DoctorTwo: Cue coyote on Acme rocket skates in 3...2...
 Nofishforsale: Further proof that Paul McCartney is dead.
 Annoying Vegan : Seeing these is the only thing I miss about living in Arizona.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: They only paid for meep
 Mad Collager: Roadrunner, Sidewalkrunner, Bush - Oooof!
 BlarfyB: Acme's largest shareholders.
 Lestrange: Roadrunner once, roadrunner twice
 Peach: meep meep
Image 145435   11-20-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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