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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
415
 
 Hiddentigerma: I got 6
 WaffleIron: I was going to comment about... actually, this reminds me of a comment I made earlier...
 Spazstatic: I call all handheld gaming things GameBoys. My wife keeps telling me "it's not a Gameboy, it's a 3DS." Where I respond, "sorry, your GameBoy 3DS."
 Whatever: This could be useful this thanksgiving
 trelyate: haha, old people, amirite?
 Lestrange: I am guilty of at least 7 of these.
 ButtNutz: Plays Bingo
 AstoriaBum: If this is some form of "Parent Bingo", my daughter wins.
 BlarfyB: Someone isn't like us - KILL THEM!
Image 145442   11-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
384
 
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman @a robot : Looks like steak and pancakes to me, what's not to love?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I love Ethiopian food. There was a great place in Chicago but my ex hated the stuff so we only ate there once. She could be a real wet blanket sometimes. Found a small restaurant in Minneapolis and went with a friend. She never had it before and loved it. Yay!
 a robot: Mmmm, injera. I was a little intimidated the first time I had Ethiopian food, but it's so fucking delicious! Don't be afraid to try it, see, even this cat is interested
 carpwoman: @cizhiresb - It is.
 cizhiresb: is that a vhs recorder?
 BlarfyB: Cat considers that bread to be very injera-ing.
Image 145441   11-20-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
591
 
 Whatever: Since my leftover cooking skills are renown for causing food poisoning no one dares to touch it
 WaffleIron: 4376
 Mad Collager: I bet that shrimp was jaunty, too.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 1 SWRIMP
 a robot: @scribbs Someone at my workplace recently ate 90% of a coworker's leftover Chinese food and then shoved the carton to the back of the fridge like they wouldn't notice. People really suck sometimes.
 NoRagrets: *takes a single grain*
 scribbs: Thankfully, my workplace is small enough that nobody could steal food and get away with it. That's significant, because half the people I work with would actually steal lunch if they could.
 Teechur: *HAD
Image 145440   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
370
 
 Whatever: Close enough for Trump- hire the kid for the art department
 tib gubb: look billy, it's a or i, not both.
 WaffleIron: This spelling is easier to pronounce with a spanish inflection. "Ama-ri-aca"!
 redmonkey3: Almost, kid, turn flag upside down and you got it!
 Scoo: Mayc Amariaca Grait Ugin!
 trelyate: thanks, Trump
 cizhiresb: AMARIACA FUCK YEAH!
 fanny: @Teechur I'm learnding!
 Teechur: There are supposed to be 7 red stripes and 6 white stripes. C'mon!
 fanny: not the AMARiACA we want, but the one we deserve.
 fumbduck: Very nice, Mr. Pence!
Image 145439   11-20-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
647
 
 Mad Collager: Seen outside a Lean Cuisine Restaurant.
 scribbs: Lego Galileo is gonna drop a ball bearing and a chickpea.
Image 145438   11-20-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
633
 
 Hiddentigerma: Unfortunately accurate.
 redmonkey3: Ameraica Goh!
 Skaalar: "Yoo-hoo! Americans!" *gasp* "How did you know?"
 scribbs: It's "try TO stop us," and it's more sad than funny :-(
Image 145437   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
720
 
 SpaceCow: That he's going to stab that bat to death with a feather takes dedication.
 Lestrange: @BlarfyB Whatever it means, it's a credit to the craftsmen of Naples.
 BlarfyB: @Lestrange Perhaps it symbolizes Confusion or Uncertain Faith.
 Scoo: At first I thought this was an amazing bacterial colony on a petri dish
 Lestrange: Symbolism of this is a bit mixed - bat means night or desolation, peacock feather means immortality or Christian church. Fat guy riding a bat waving a feather around, not too sure, possibly Pride or something.
 Lestrange: @Teechur Cameo carver has some mad skillz!
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the Tickle Bat!!
 Teechur: That barista has some mad skillz!
 ButtNutz: The new Chuck E. Cheese tokens are wierd. . .
 Nope: Dun-na-na-na-na BAT DICKKK
 SunWukong: Ironically, this Cameo deserves a starring role.
Image 145436   11-20-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
623
 
 DoctorTwo: Cue coyote on Acme rocket skates in 3...2...
 Nofishforsale: Further proof that Paul McCartney is dead.
 Annoying Vegan : Seeing these is the only thing I miss about living in Arizona.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: They only paid for meep
 Mad Collager: Roadrunner, Sidewalkrunner, Bush - Oooof!
 BlarfyB: Acme's largest shareholders.
 Lestrange: Roadrunner once, roadrunner twice
 Peach: meep meep
Image 145435   11-20-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
881
 
 CastleBravo: Best camouflage I've seen on this site.
 E. HONDA: wherever you go, there you are, but especially right here
 scribbs: Stealth recreation.
Image 145434   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
473
 
 Lestrange: *Ragret*
 NoRagrets: This is misspelled.
 E. HONDA: that's a pretty cheerful regret card
 Fett4life: @Hyphae Roar!, meow.
 sparename: " # He didn't Catch the Irony, There Was No Point Buy-ing, A Goldfish Called 'Regret' # " - YYN
 Hyphae: "You're Encaged!"
Image 145433   11-20-16   Uploaded by    electrode
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