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175435  Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic

175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
415
 
 Hiddentigerma: I got 6
 WaffleIron: I was going to comment about... actually, this reminds me of a comment I made earlier...
 Spazstatic: I call all handheld gaming things GameBoys. My wife keeps telling me "it's not a Gameboy, it's a 3DS." Where I respond, "sorry, your GameBoy 3DS."
 Whatever: This could be useful this thanksgiving
 trelyate: haha, old people, amirite?
 Lestrange: I am guilty of at least 7 of these.
 ButtNutz: Plays Bingo
 AstoriaBum: If this is some form of "Parent Bingo", my daughter wins.
 BlarfyB: Someone isn't like us - KILL THEM!
Image 145442   11-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
384
 
 WaffleIron: @carpwoman @a robot : Looks like steak and pancakes to me, what's not to love?
 carpwoman: @a robot - I love Ethiopian food. There was a great place in Chicago but my ex hated the stuff so we only ate there once. She could be a real wet blanket sometimes. Found a small restaurant in Minneapolis and went with a friend. She never had it before and loved it. Yay!
 a robot: Mmmm, injera. I was a little intimidated the first time I had Ethiopian food, but it's so fucking delicious! Don't be afraid to try it, see, even this cat is interested
 carpwoman: @cizhiresb - It is.
 cizhiresb: is that a vhs recorder?
 BlarfyB: Cat considers that bread to be very injera-ing.
Image 145441   11-20-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
591
 
 Whatever: Since my leftover cooking skills are renown for causing food poisoning no one dares to touch it
 WaffleIron: 4376
 Mad Collager: I bet that shrimp was jaunty, too.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 1 SWRIMP
 a robot: @scribbs Someone at my workplace recently ate 90% of a coworker's leftover Chinese food and then shoved the carton to the back of the fridge like they wouldn't notice. People really suck sometimes.
 NoRagrets: *takes a single grain*
 scribbs: Thankfully, my workplace is small enough that nobody could steal food and get away with it. That's significant, because half the people I work with would actually steal lunch if they could.
 Teechur: *HAD
Image 145440   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
370
 
 Whatever: Close enough for Trump- hire the kid for the art department
 tib gubb: look billy, it's a or i, not both.
 WaffleIron: This spelling is easier to pronounce with a spanish inflection. "Ama-ri-aca"!
 redmonkey3: Almost, kid, turn flag upside down and you got it!
 Scoo: Mayc Amariaca Grait Ugin!
 trelyate: thanks, Trump
 cizhiresb: AMARIACA FUCK YEAH!
 fanny: @Teechur I'm learnding!
 Teechur: There are supposed to be 7 red stripes and 6 white stripes. C'mon!
 fanny: not the AMARiACA we want, but the one we deserve.
 fumbduck: Very nice, Mr. Pence!
Image 145439   11-20-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
647
 
 Mad Collager: Seen outside a Lean Cuisine Restaurant.
 scribbs: Lego Galileo is gonna drop a ball bearing and a chickpea.
Image 145438   11-20-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
633
 
 Hiddentigerma: Unfortunately accurate.
 redmonkey3: Ameraica Goh!
 Skaalar: "Yoo-hoo! Americans!" *gasp* "How did you know?"
 scribbs: It's "try TO stop us," and it's more sad than funny :-(
Image 145437   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
720
 
 SpaceCow: That he's going to stab that bat to death with a feather takes dedication.
 Lestrange: @BlarfyB Whatever it means, it's a credit to the craftsmen of Naples.
 BlarfyB: @Lestrange Perhaps it symbolizes Confusion or Uncertain Faith.
 Scoo: At first I thought this was an amazing bacterial colony on a petri dish
 Lestrange: Symbolism of this is a bit mixed - bat means night or desolation, peacock feather means immortality or Christian church. Fat guy riding a bat waving a feather around, not too sure, possibly Pride or something.
 Lestrange: @Teechur Cameo carver has some mad skillz!
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the Tickle Bat!!
 Teechur: That barista has some mad skillz!
 ButtNutz: The new Chuck E. Cheese tokens are wierd. . .
 Nope: Dun-na-na-na-na BAT DICKKK
 SunWukong: Ironically, this Cameo deserves a starring role.
Image 145436   11-20-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
623
 
 DoctorTwo: Cue coyote on Acme rocket skates in 3...2...
 Nofishforsale: Further proof that Paul McCartney is dead.
 Annoying Vegan : Seeing these is the only thing I miss about living in Arizona.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: They only paid for meep
 Mad Collager: Roadrunner, Sidewalkrunner, Bush - Oooof!
 BlarfyB: Acme's largest shareholders.
 Lestrange: Roadrunner once, roadrunner twice
 Peach: meep meep
Image 145435   11-20-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
881
 
 CastleBravo: Best camouflage I've seen on this site.
 E. HONDA: wherever you go, there you are, but especially right here
 scribbs: Stealth recreation.
Image 145434   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
473
 
 Lestrange: *Ragret*
 NoRagrets: This is misspelled.
 E. HONDA: that's a pretty cheerful regret card
 Fett4life: @Hyphae Roar!, meow.
 sparename: " # He didn't Catch the Irony, There Was No Point Buy-ing, A Goldfish Called 'Regret' # " - YYN
 Hyphae: "You're Encaged!"
Image 145433   11-20-16   Uploaded by    electrode
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