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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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Score:
591
 
 Whatever: Since my leftover cooking skills are renown for causing food poisoning no one dares to touch it
 WaffleIron: 4376
 Mad Collager: I bet that shrimp was jaunty, too.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 1 SWRIMP
 a robot: @scribbs Someone at my workplace recently ate 90% of a coworker's leftover Chinese food and then shoved the carton to the back of the fridge like they wouldn't notice. People really suck sometimes.
 NoRagrets: *takes a single grain*
 scribbs: Thankfully, my workplace is small enough that nobody could steal food and get away with it. That's significant, because half the people I work with would actually steal lunch if they could.
 Teechur: *HAD
Image 145440   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
370
 
 Whatever: Close enough for Trump- hire the kid for the art department
 tib gubb: look billy, it's a or i, not both.
 WaffleIron: This spelling is easier to pronounce with a spanish inflection. "Ama-ri-aca"!
 redmonkey3: Almost, kid, turn flag upside down and you got it!
 Scoo: Mayc Amariaca Grait Ugin!
 trelyate: thanks, Trump
 cizhiresb: AMARIACA FUCK YEAH!
 fanny: @Teechur I'm learnding!
 Teechur: There are supposed to be 7 red stripes and 6 white stripes. C'mon!
 fanny: not the AMARiACA we want, but the one we deserve.
 fumbduck: Very nice, Mr. Pence!
Image 145439   11-20-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
647
 
 Mad Collager: Seen outside a Lean Cuisine Restaurant.
 scribbs: Lego Galileo is gonna drop a ball bearing and a chickpea.
Image 145438   11-20-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
633
 
 Hiddentigerma: Unfortunately accurate.
 redmonkey3: Ameraica Goh!
 Skaalar: "Yoo-hoo! Americans!" *gasp* "How did you know?"
 scribbs: It's "try TO stop us," and it's more sad than funny :-(
Image 145437   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
720
 
 SpaceCow: That he's going to stab that bat to death with a feather takes dedication.
 Lestrange: @BlarfyB Whatever it means, it's a credit to the craftsmen of Naples.
 BlarfyB: @Lestrange Perhaps it symbolizes Confusion or Uncertain Faith.
 Scoo: At first I thought this was an amazing bacterial colony on a petri dish
 Lestrange: Symbolism of this is a bit mixed - bat means night or desolation, peacock feather means immortality or Christian church. Fat guy riding a bat waving a feather around, not too sure, possibly Pride or something.
 Lestrange: @Teechur Cameo carver has some mad skillz!
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the Tickle Bat!!
 Teechur: That barista has some mad skillz!
 ButtNutz: The new Chuck E. Cheese tokens are wierd. . .
 Nope: Dun-na-na-na-na BAT DICKKK
 SunWukong: Ironically, this Cameo deserves a starring role.
Image 145436   11-20-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
623
 
 DoctorTwo: Cue coyote on Acme rocket skates in 3...2...
 Nofishforsale: Further proof that Paul McCartney is dead.
 Annoying Vegan : Seeing these is the only thing I miss about living in Arizona.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: They only paid for meep
 Mad Collager: Roadrunner, Sidewalkrunner, Bush - Oooof!
 BlarfyB: Acme's largest shareholders.
 Lestrange: Roadrunner once, roadrunner twice
 Peach: meep meep
Image 145435   11-20-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
881
 
 CastleBravo: Best camouflage I've seen on this site.
 E. HONDA: wherever you go, there you are, but especially right here
 scribbs: Stealth recreation.
Image 145434   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
473
 
 Lestrange: *Ragret*
 NoRagrets: This is misspelled.
 E. HONDA: that's a pretty cheerful regret card
 Fett4life: @Hyphae Roar!, meow.
 sparename: " # He didn't Catch the Irony, There Was No Point Buy-ing, A Goldfish Called 'Regret' # " - YYN
 Hyphae: "You're Encaged!"
Image 145433   11-20-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
515
 
 Shay: Someone gave him a "Regret" card. #145433
 bardberries: Poor widdle thing.
 KnowLifer: Saad Caat #145384
 bug: Please pray for my cousin's cat.
 Hyphae: @sparename naw man, that's just bitch stewie
 sparename: StewieCat
 2Berries: Hang in there
Image 145432   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
435
 
 SpaceCow: He has a very familiar odor.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Like so many socks...
 Mad Collager: This boat just slips right through the waves.
 Lestrange: Humor. Proudly made in the United States of America.
 Cami: Those aren't salt stains!
 scribbs: I shall not be riding on that boat.
Image 145431   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
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