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249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
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 DoctorTwo: Cue coyote on Acme rocket skates in 3...2...
 Nofishforsale: Further proof that Paul McCartney is dead.
 Annoying Vegan : Seeing these is the only thing I miss about living in Arizona.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: They only paid for meep
 Mad Collager: Roadrunner, Sidewalkrunner, Bush - Oooof!
 BlarfyB: Acme's largest shareholders.
 Lestrange: Roadrunner once, roadrunner twice
 Peach: meep meep
Image 145435   11-20-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
881
 
 CastleBravo: Best camouflage I've seen on this site.
 E. HONDA: wherever you go, there you are, but especially right here
 scribbs: Stealth recreation.
Image 145434   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
473
 
 Lestrange: *Ragret*
 NoRagrets: This is misspelled.
 E. HONDA: that's a pretty cheerful regret card
 Fett4life: @Hyphae Roar!, meow.
 sparename: " # He didn't Catch the Irony, There Was No Point Buy-ing, A Goldfish Called 'Regret' # " - YYN
 Hyphae: "You're Encaged!"
Image 145433   11-20-16   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
515
 
 Shay: Someone gave him a "Regret" card. #145433
 bardberries: Poor widdle thing.
 KnowLifer: Saad Caat #145384
 bug: Please pray for my cousin's cat.
 Hyphae: @sparename naw man, that's just bitch stewie
 sparename: StewieCat
 2Berries: Hang in there
Image 145432   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
435
 
 SpaceCow: He has a very familiar odor.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Like so many socks...
 Mad Collager: This boat just slips right through the waves.
 Lestrange: Humor. Proudly made in the United States of America.
 Cami: Those aren't salt stains!
 scribbs: I shall not be riding on that boat.
Image 145431   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
586
 
 CompletelyJoking: @Teechur Damn
 Niels Bohr: Ashley literally tutor doctor grass monster fighters that's why he don't know me well enough to see good Smoke BBQ Savannah
 zupobaloop: @grizzly how DARE we define words as they are used and use words as they are defined
 Fett4life: @Hyphae Heh,heh. You said "colon". Heh,heh.
 Teechur: @Hyphae *overzealous Pedants gotta be pedantic.
 grizzly: @Hyphae i still love you aggronaut.
 Hyphae: @grizzly *colon apostrophe left parentheses*
 grizzly: @Hyphae you are literally no fun.
 Hyphae: Unfortunately we have also worked 0 days without comprehending that any usage of the word 'literaly' is in fact figurative unless it's in regard to a string of letters. We also did not realize that language can change over time and we also refuse to enjoy metaphor, hyperbole or any other colorful usage of language in our highschool level comprehension pedantic crusade. ...also productivity has somehow stagnated, but that has nothing to do with our unnecessary and over zealous signage
 scribbs: "We've literally worked..." would have been funnier.
 SunWukong: This literally made me pull my own hair out.
Image 145430   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
1264
 
 Teechur: Have you tried scooching your butt on the carpet?
 scribbs: Rad for the oblique "IT Crowd" reference.
 ButtNutz: Ok, thank you, I'm sorry you are still having this issue. Next you will need to bark at nothing for 15 minutes..
 SunWukong: Hello this is kitty support. Have you tried acting entitled?
 Nope: Oh I thought this was support about doggos not support for doggos
Image 145429   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
593
 
 Fett4life: No I am right. Cindy wants a meeting, today... Or I'll gouge your f***ing eyes out.
 Beeble: I got told "You are wrong" for looking at this.
 Lestrange: Fuck you Sir Topham Hatt!
 ButtNutz: 2016
 Ulillillia: Wrong.
 SunWukong: I stand corrected.
Image 145428   11-20-16   Uploaded by    RalphyNoPants
Score:
334
 
 FabricMan: You know how couples start to look like each other after a while?
 grizzly: The fat controllers
 Hyphae: Digging the new Portlandia reboot
 SunWukong: My opinions are unwarranted.
Image 145427   11-20-16   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
752
 
 Scoo: Don't wake up me or my son ever again
 BlarfyB: @scribbs They deserve treats.
 scribbs: They deserve treats for being so cute.
Image 145426   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Red
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