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216625  Shay: If it's a Carolina Reaper (world's spiciest chili pepper), I'm gamed.

216605  VeeKay: Weak, but impressive.

216533  MasterTwig: "daylight saving time". It's not plural.

216595  Not A Bot: Hillbilly toilet roll holder

216630  jem: "I'm too old for this shit."

216617  tib gubb: you're not my mom, sign!

216614  VeeKay: Oh hell no, my second girlfriend!

216615  VeeKay: Demidog

216616  VeeKay: "When I win the Euro Millions I will glaze my windows with opals".

216598  SpaceCow: "classiced it."

216599  SpaceCow: *Plays flute badly*

216623  VeeKay: @Hippitus Hoppitus *Plot twist* 23

216607  SpaceCow: "Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, share, check out my Patreon, join my google hangout and smell my custom yankee candle scent."

216585  Shay: Don't trust the penguin, it's The Thing.

216608  SpaceCow: "Especially since you were consumed by the shadow people."

216590  Shay: OH FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCK!!!!

216594  Shay: AFLAC

216613  SpaceCow: Bob Executive, which way is extreme business?

216609  Dan Tagonistic: THERE'S NO LIMIT!

216615  SpaceCow: He was born in a puddle of gasoline.

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216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216436 FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn



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Image 145424   11-20-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: You're not my sensei.
Image 145423   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
810
 
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 E. HONDA: more roses than guns these days
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 Mr. Butt: More like Trowels n Hoses, am I right fellas?
 SunWukong: We got all the plants you want; labeled with Latin names.
Image 145422   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 scribbs: Demon trapped by rare Demon Spider, the most useful of our arachnid friends.
 SunWukong: Your dog is a bit clingy.
 ButtNutz: Werewolves hate this one wierd trick!
Image 145421   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
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 SunWukong: Where the friendly things are.
 scribbs: For reference: #145293
 scribbs: YES! Well done =D
 ignatz: Nova Mascotia
Image 145420   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
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 jochenau: FACES sejam.
 Mr. Butt: 2000 percent RAD
 scribbs: Best Rod Stewart cover band of the 21st century.
Image 145419   11-20-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
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 Shay: What's the deal with DVD holes!?
 zupobaloop: NOW THAT'S GRAPHIC
 Mad Collager: Look, it's the DVD set from the show about - Whoa!
 Mad Collager: Look, it's the DVD set from the show about - Whoa!
 scribbs: Oh, that made me giggle =D
 a sedated moose: Well, there's an image that can't be unseen.
Image 145418   11-20-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
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 zupobaloop: "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock; your peacock, cock, cock." -- Katie Perry
 whiplash: Helen Mirren rejects offer to appear in Marvel Universe movies, accepts "Hawkgirl" role in Justice League film instead.
 Quackzy: Sabre cat v. Hagraven in skyrim remastered
 LaeMi: Boop le snoot.
 scribbs: Bloody hippies.
 SunWukong: Slashboop.
Image 145417   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
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 zupobaloop: Boy this guy must be real mad at the camera man.
 Cami: I find Range Rover owners to be equally a-hole-ish as Escalade owners.
 Hyphae: Auto-Middle finger boop
 scribbs: It's unanimous.
 Knice: That username!
Image 145416   11-20-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
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 Hiddentigerma: Of course she will. We English love war.
 Ulillillia: The Falkland Islands is prime real estate for him to build a new house.
 zupobaloop: Grover's an imbecile. Of course Thatcher will retaliate.
 Donut: Grover learns a very important lesson about near and far.
 WaffleIron: Che Grovera
 scribbs: He's unified the whole continent except three cities? I gotta know the story behind that!
Image 145415   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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