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268203  Mad Collager: @Side Boob ...and wood-burning tools and chemistry sets.

268207  Mad Collager: Is this one of those newfangled dream-catchers with the invisible nets?

268170  Eleftheros: @a robot just when I thought this meme had nothing new to offer. Thanks :)

268207  a robot: The circle is letting you know what you should be looking at

268203  Sandor: @Side Boob And falling down wells

268178  Eleftheros: @WannaBee DBZ has the answer to most of life's questions.

268184  Eleftheros: @AlexDeLarge well, fuck, if only the comments were above the pictures and I was gonna quit the internet after one more pic

268163  fanny: my daughter has this dress and this is something she would do too...

268201  Felicity: Is the "incident" that is why Oreos are no longer allowed in the library?

268201  Felicity: The great Mayan calendar Oreo

268201  fanny: you know he ate it afterwards too

268215  Alaskan: Explain?

268185  Eleftheros: Also apparently one employee doubled his delivery quota, let's not reward exceeding the status quo shall we

268180  Felicity: I miss smooth computer graphics

268186  Felicity: When John Carpenter went to film They Live, his old neighbourhood was already prebleakened

268188  Felicity: It's not that easy to get people to laugh at my jokes in group chats

268189  Felicity: It turns out the plates I grew up thinking were normal sized plates are actually plates for people with active lifestyles. People with sedentary lifestyles like me have to eat off the small plates

268200  Mad Collager: Go ahead, change my mind!

268200  Mad Collager: My favorite bumper sticker so far is "Commit senseless acts of randomness!"

268204  Eleftheros: aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAWWWWW YISS SUGAR

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. wolfpk
5. Felicity
6. Shay
7. Not A Bot
8. Dr Awkward
9. ignatz
10. a robot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Its not all or nothing. Socialized medicine and UBIs arent the same as no private property rights. Private property is the cornerstone of personal liberty, and I dont believe you can have one without the other.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.



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 7. time is wastin: 2282 points
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 9. dangerkeith3000: 1790 points
10. Stoner: 1708 points
11. withak: 1651 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
13. greg: 1560 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 thecraftywolf: im packing my bags now
 Beeble: What does Mascot sound like?
 Mad Collager: For purple mountain majesties/ Above the lime-green plain!/ Aggro-gator! Aggro-gator!/ God shed his wit on thee! /And crowned thy posts /With lots of toasts! / For maximum XP!!
 Mad Collager: Thank you, Everyone! I was inspired, and it was really very quick to do. Thank you @scribbs and @Dresdenkeogh for the challenge!
 redmonkey3: I neeed to live in this place!
 Dresdenkeogh: Well done!!! @MadCollager
 Dresdenkeogh: THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED IT TO BE!!!!!!!
 Ulillillia: Nicely done, @pin--oh, wait a minute!
 grizzly: The hills have eyes.
 Darkasnoon: Is that the piles of purples' rads?
 Mr. Butt: The hills are alive with the sound of Rad votes
 SunWukong: Shadow of the Mascottus.
 SunWukong: Where the friendly things are.
 scribbs: For reference: #145293
 scribbs: YES! Well done =D
 lizzz: Nova Mascotia
Image 145420   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
711
 
 jochenau: FACES sejam.
 Mr. Butt: 2000 percent RAD
 scribbs: Best Rod Stewart cover band of the 21st century.
Image 145419   11-20-16   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
731
 
 Shay: What's the deal with DVD holes!?
 zupobaloop: NOW THAT'S GRAPHIC
 Mad Collager: Look, it's the DVD set from the show about - Whoa!
 Mad Collager: Look, it's the DVD set from the show about - Whoa!
 scribbs: Oh, that made me giggle =D
 a sedated moose: Well, there's an image that can't be unseen.
Image 145418   11-20-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
560
 
 zupobaloop: "I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock; your peacock, cock, cock." -- Katie Perry
 whiplash: Helen Mirren rejects offer to appear in Marvel Universe movies, accepts "Hawkgirl" role in Justice League film instead.
 Quackzy: Sabre cat v. Hagraven in skyrim remastered
 LaeMi: Boop le snoot.
 scribbs: Bloody hippies.
 SunWukong: Slashboop.
Image 145417   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
329
 
 zupobaloop: Boy this guy must be real mad at the camera man.
 Cami: I find Range Rover owners to be equally a-hole-ish as Escalade owners.
 Hyphae: Auto-Middle finger boop
 scribbs: It's unanimous.
 Knice: That username!
Image 145416   11-20-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
980
 
 Hiddentigerma: Of course she will. We English love war.
 Ulillillia: The Falkland Islands is prime real estate for him to build a new house.
 zupobaloop: Grover's an imbecile. Of course Thatcher will retaliate.
 Donut: Grover learns a very important lesson about near and far.
Image 145415   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
785
 
 bug: I'm guessing this happened on a Monday.
 Sandor: This may be the only comic that isn't improved by removing Garfield (Garfield minus Garfield is pretty fun for those who may not be familiar)
 fanny: @scribbs oh god that's sad :( my grandma thought her parakeet came back to life because its eye lid opened after it died :( take a + my friend
 scribbs: We had a dog that died that way when I was little. We spent the whole day stepping over him because we thought he was sleeping. His name was Jacques, and he was white. That's about all I remember of him, with the exception of him laying there dead.
 sparename: Young fern leaves can release cyanide when eaten by fat, lazy, sarcastic, impatient ginger cats
 Amy Housewine: He died as he lived.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
Image 145414   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
686
 
 Musician: I got blind drunk and woke up with someone gorgeous? How did that happen?
 Wookiee: "Maybe I should change long distance carriers."
 winwolf: Garfield is dead.
 scribbs: "Did I leave the coffee pot on?"
 Peach: Kitty is thinking about that Sunday Double-up.
Image 145413   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
543
 
 LaeMi: That's my porn-acting name! (Idiot Fish)
 Wookiee: Did a double take. We had a Kinki Kimmi around back in the day.
 Scoo: Stupid kinky fish
 scribbs: All that mercury makes 'em dumb.
 Amy Housewine: The clever fish didn't get caught.
 tib gubb: the idiot of the sea
 Derp Herpigan: Why so kinki?
Image 145412   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
498
 
 Niels Bohr: Sorry, you're not. David Hume.
 SpaceCow: We think, therefore...
 LaeMi: Existentialist HQ
 Warrax: 'cuz we thinkin'.
 Winterneuro: Penn state!
 scribbs: Originally called "WE SHALL," but it was going nowhere because all they did was make plans.
 2Berries: Aren't we!
 Amy Housewine: no you are
 Knice: Too many bums for @bigfarter?
 bigfarter: @Derp Herpigan one too many bums in there. a shameful post
 Derp Herpigan: Farmers! bumprumbumbumbumbumbumbum
Image 145411   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
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