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267938  MrBoffo: Snakes love this!

267943  MrBoffo: Swann's Way

267949  MrBoffo: ANT-KNEEEE!

267952  MrBoffo: None Of The Above

267932  dangerkeith3000: I don't get these pop culture jokes.

267953  MrBoffo: HAW! An I bet these weirdos drive on the LEFT side of the road, too!

267936  dangerkeith3000: Haha PUN!

267937  dangerkeith3000: Dr Crusher, I presume?

267938  dangerkeith3000: *Brought to you by PETA

267946  Mr. Butt: The ideal woman.

267959  MrBoffo: Tom of Finland goes bestial

267941  dangerkeith3000: Keith Haring designed this spider.

267952  KnowLifer: It's a reversed technique. Computer would solve this in miliseconds so any wrong answer proves that you are a human

267943  dangerkeith3000: La Salle des Pas Perdus, Lucien Aigner

267944  dangerkeith3000: Little bunny Foofoo

267946  dangerkeith3000: She sure is big for a 4 year old.

267952  dangerkeith3000: Bottom left.

267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

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267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.



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Score:
785
 
 bug: I'm guessing this happened on a Monday.
 Sandor: This may be the only comic that isn't improved by removing Garfield (Garfield minus Garfield is pretty fun for those who may not be familiar)
 fanny: @scribbs oh god that's sad :( my grandma thought her parakeet came back to life because its eye lid opened after it died :( take a + my friend
 scribbs: We had a dog that died that way when I was little. We spent the whole day stepping over him because we thought he was sleeping. His name was Jacques, and he was white. That's about all I remember of him, with the exception of him laying there dead.
 sparename: Young fern leaves can release cyanide when eaten by fat, lazy, sarcastic, impatient ginger cats
 Amy Housewine: He died as he lived.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
Image 145414   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
686
 
 Musician: I got blind drunk and woke up with someone gorgeous? How did that happen?
 Wookiee: "Maybe I should change long distance carriers."
 winwolf: Garfield is dead.
 scribbs: "Did I leave the coffee pot on?"
 Peach: Kitty is thinking about that Sunday Double-up.
Image 145413   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
543
 
 LaeMi: That's my porn-acting name! (Idiot Fish)
 Wookiee: Did a double take. We had a Kinki Kimmi around back in the day.
 Scoo: Stupid kinky fish
 scribbs: All that mercury makes 'em dumb.
 Amy Housewine: The clever fish didn't get caught.
 tib gubb: the idiot of the sea
 Derp Herpigan: Why so kinki?
Image 145412   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
498
 
 Niels Bohr: Sorry, you're not. David Hume.
 SpaceCow: We think, therefore...
 LaeMi: Existentialist HQ
 Warrax: 'cuz we thinkin'.
 Winterneuro: Penn state!
 scribbs: Originally called "WE SHALL," but it was going nowhere because all they did was make plans.
 2Berries: Aren't we!
 Amy Housewine: no you are
 Knice: Too many bums for @bigfarter?
 bigfarter: @Derp Herpigan one too many bums in there. a shameful post
 Derp Herpigan: Farmers! bumprumbumbumbumbumbumbum
Image 145411   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
746
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: OMG marketing! I bet she also owns a Flo bobblehead
 Cami: Beluga.
 Hosebag: It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man, an he is PISSED OFF.
 DrinkMixMan: Some guy with toilet paper rolls under his armpits?
 guest: kawaii af
 scribbs: Nice to know that if I can't cut at at Disney Japan, there are other sweaty-suit jobs to be had.
 Peach: Cute AND a good roommate, he bought more TP.
Image 145410   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1366
 
 zupobaloop: Awww she's SLEEPING
 Bert Bertbert: 2D in the streets 3D in the sheets
 2Berries: Shady
Image 145409   11-20-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
670
 
 Shay: Eat about 5 or 6 of them and a power star will appear.
 sparename: My 10yr old daughter told me that they'd been 'teabagging' at school - which was using teabags to make stains on things to make them look older.. she wondered why I said that she should remember this conversation..
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Teach em early I always say.
 Mad Collager: Poor Anthony Floyd! #145425
 Hosebag: The original name was "Taste-icles".
 EvilOtter: If yours become this color use an hypoallergenic lotion and wear snug (but not tight) underwear to prevent chafing.
 Noremak: Low hanging gummy fruit
 Headoftheclass: Yay. A bagful of cummy cherries.
 Warrax: A lot of people must really like these. I've seen them hanging on the back of pickup trucks.
 ieremia: That's balls. You're lookin' at balls.
 Derp Herpigan: Good. At least they're organic.
 dragon horn: Yeah, it can happen when it's really cold..
 sparename: Teabagging Flavour
 Brain Thoughts: Oh for fucks sake.
 Bluetocracy: Ass candy
 Amy Housewine: The ol' twin-swingers.
 Peach: Is it just me or do these taste a little... salty?
Image 145408   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
814
 
 CastleBravo: @fanny (looks down at the grilled cheese sandwich I just made for lunch).
 Musician: Could out act Fred Grandy
 Headoftheclass: "Love, exciting and new/Come Aboard. We're expecting fondue..."
 Warrax: This makes me wonder if velveeta bounces.
 Bluetocracy: Yes, they're coming to take you away.
 scribbs: I don't remember this episode.
 Knice: A cultured guy who has a whey with the ladies.
 Amy Housewine: Cheesus saves.
 bug: Finally, a show that understands my deepest primal passions.
 fanny: cheese is addictive. it affects your brain like an opioid. (for real)
 Yam: Cheese, life's sweetest reward!
Image 145407   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
646
 
 hat thrab: @fanny I knew it :)
 Mad Collager: Spider veins, Spider veins, friendly neighborhood Spider veins...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: ooh, this will go great with my highly unnerving Pan's Labyrinth cosplay!
 bug: It puts the lotion on its skin... Wait, those are boots? Ok, gross, get out of my pit.
 Amy Housewine: Vampy and vascular.
 fanny: oh god yes, YES!!!
 TFChicken: Why would you even?
 grizzly: It's called fashion. Varicose fashion.
Image 145406   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
695
 
 Shay: I have a rare skin condition you insensitive prick.
 Headoftheclass: Deadpool, you so cray cray!
 bug: Spiderman could never hold up to the scrutiny of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen.
 TFChicken: Sorry to disappoint you, Hitler
 funny in the wall: looks like zoidberg
Image 145405   11-20-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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