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210580  Dr Awkward: Reach (Around) For the Stars

210578  Ulillillia: No son of mine will be a brony

210580  Ulillillia: Whack off first

210569  VeeKay: When you wake up after a massive bender in the bathroom showroom.

210589  prius: Probably some feeble attempt to protect her hair from water.

210574  VeeKay: Go on dude, puke!

210582  dobbiesdoogs: "i have an idea for a prank" #210583

210579  VeeKay: Baby light my (oilwell on) fire

210578  dobbiesdoogs: "drop the pony business, or you won't be allowed to stay up pasteur bedtime"

210580  dobbiesdoogs: nice, cazh peen

210584  icloud: more like 'best 2 minutes of your life'

210501  Jabberwikket: @Christina probably laminated sticky notes...

210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

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210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210467 Yurishiro: Cut the cord you baby planet!

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.



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Score:
764
 
 bug: I'm guessing this happened on a Monday.
 Sandor: This may be the only comic that isn't improved by removing Garfield (Garfield minus Garfield is pretty fun for those who may not be familiar)
 fanny: @scribbs oh god that's sad :( my grandma thought her parakeet came back to life because its eye lid opened after it died :( take a + my friend
 scribbs: We had a dog that died that way when I was little. We spent the whole day stepping over him because we thought he was sleeping. His name was Jacques, and he was white. That's about all I remember of him, with the exception of him laying there dead.
 sparename: Young fern leaves can release cyanide when eaten by fat, lazy, sarcastic, impatient ginger cats
 Amy Housewine: He died as he lived.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
Image 145414   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
686
 
 Musician: I got blind drunk and woke up with someone gorgeous? How did that happen?
 Wookiee: "Maybe I should change long distance carriers."
 winwolf: Garfield is dead.
 scribbs: "Did I leave the coffee pot on?"
 Peach: Kitty is thinking about that Sunday Double-up.
Image 145413   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
543
 
 LaeMi: That's my porn-acting name! (Idiot Fish)
 Wookiee: Did a double take. We had a Kinki Kimmi around back in the day.
 Scoo: Stupid kinky fish
 scribbs: All that mercury makes 'em dumb.
 Amy Housewine: The clever fish didn't get caught.
 tib gubb: the idiot of the sea
 Derp Herpigan: Why so kinki?
Image 145412   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
498
 
 Niels Bohr: Sorry, you're not. David Hume.
 SpaceCow: We think, therefore...
 LaeMi: Existentialist HQ
 Warrax: 'cuz we thinkin'.
 Winterneuro: Penn state!
 scribbs: Originally called "WE SHALL," but it was going nowhere because all they did was make plans.
 2Berries: Aren't we!
 Amy Housewine: no you are
 Knice: Too many bums for @bigfarter?
 bigfarter: @Derp Herpigan one too many bums in there. a shameful post
 Derp Herpigan: Farmers! bumprumbumbumbumbumbumbum
Image 145411   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
725
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: OMG marketing! I bet she also owns a Flo bobblehead
 Cami: Beluga.
 Hosebag: It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man, an he is PISSED OFF.
 DrinkMixMan: Some guy with toilet paper rolls under his armpits?
 guest: kawaii af
 scribbs: Nice to know that if I can't cut at at Disney Japan, there are other sweaty-suit jobs to be had.
 Peach: Cute AND a good roommate, he bought more TP.
Image 145410   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
1343
 
 zupobaloop: Awww she's SLEEPING
 Bert Bertbert: 2D in the streets 3D in the sheets
 2Berries: Shady
Image 145409   11-20-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
670
 
 Shay: Eat about 5 or 6 of them and a power star will appear.
 sparename: My 10yr old daughter told me that they'd been 'teabagging' at school - which was using teabags to make stains on things to make them look older.. she wondered why I said that she should remember this conversation..
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Teach em early I always say.
 Mad Collager: Poor Anthony Floyd! #145425
 Hosebag: The original name was "Taste-icles".
 EvilOtter: If yours become this color use an hypoallergenic lotion and wear snug (but not tight) underwear to prevent chafing.
 Noremak: Low hanging gummy fruit
 Headoftheclass: Yay. A bagful of cummy cherries.
 Warrax: A lot of people must really like these. I've seen them hanging on the back of pickup trucks.
 ieremia: That's balls. You're lookin' at balls.
 Derp Herpigan: Good. At least they're organic.
 ignatz: Yeah, it can happen when it's really cold..
 sparename: Teabagging Flavour
 carpwoman: Oh for fucks sake.
 Bluetocracy: Ass candy
 Amy Housewine: The ol' twin-swingers.
 Peach: Is it just me or do these taste a little... salty?
Image 145408   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
Score:
814
 
 CastleBravo: @fanny (looks down at the grilled cheese sandwich I just made for lunch).
 Musician: Could out act Fred Grandy
 Headoftheclass: "Love, exciting and new/Come Aboard. We're expecting fondue..."
 Warrax: This makes me wonder if velveeta bounces.
 Bluetocracy: Yes, they're coming to take you away.
 scribbs: I don't remember this episode.
 Knice: A cultured guy who has a whey with the ladies.
 Amy Housewine: Cheesus saves.
 bug: Finally, a show that understands my deepest primal passions.
 fanny: cheese is addictive. it affects your brain like an opioid. (for real)
 Yam: Cheese, life's sweetest reward!
Image 145407   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
622
 
 hat thrab: @fanny I knew it :)
 Mad Collager: Spider veins, Spider veins, friendly neighborhood Spider veins...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: ooh, this will go great with my highly unnerving Pan's Labyrinth cosplay!
 bug: It puts the lotion on its skin... Wait, those are boots? Ok, gross, get out of my pit.
 Amy Housewine: Vampy and vascular.
 fanny: oh god yes, YES!!!
 TFChicken: Why would you even?
 grizzly: It's called fashion. Varicose fashion.
Image 145406   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
695
 
 Shay: I have a rare skin condition you insensitive prick.
 Headoftheclass: Deadpool, you so cray cray!
 bug: Spiderman could never hold up to the scrutiny of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen.
 TFChicken: Sorry to disappoint you, Hitler
 funny in the wall: looks like zoidberg
Image 145405   11-20-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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