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238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

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238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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 bug: I'm guessing this happened on a Monday.
 Sandor: This may be the only comic that isn't improved by removing Garfield (Garfield minus Garfield is pretty fun for those who may not be familiar)
 fanny: @scribbs oh god that's sad :( my grandma thought her parakeet came back to life because its eye lid opened after it died :( take a + my friend
 scribbs: We had a dog that died that way when I was little. We spent the whole day stepping over him because we thought he was sleeping. His name was Jacques, and he was white. That's about all I remember of him, with the exception of him laying there dead.
 sparename: Young fern leaves can release cyanide when eaten by fat, lazy, sarcastic, impatient ginger cats
 Amy Housewine: He died as he lived.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
Image 145414   11-20-16   Uploaded by    square44
 Musician: I got blind drunk and woke up with someone gorgeous? How did that happen?
 Wookiee: "Maybe I should change long distance carriers."
 winwolf: Garfield is dead.
 scribbs: "Did I leave the coffee pot on?"
 Peach: Kitty is thinking about that Sunday Double-up.
Image 145413   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Nope
 LaeMi: That's my porn-acting name! (Idiot Fish)
 Wookiee: Did a double take. We had a Kinki Kimmi around back in the day.
 Scoo: Stupid kinky fish
 scribbs: All that mercury makes 'em dumb.
 Amy Housewine: The clever fish didn't get caught.
 tib gubb: the idiot of the sea
 Derp Herpigan: Why so kinki?
Image 145412   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Soviette
 Niels Bohr: Sorry, you're not. David Hume.
 SpaceCow: We think, therefore...
 LaeMi: Existentialist HQ
 Warrax: 'cuz we thinkin'.
 Winterneuro: Penn state!
 scribbs: Originally called "WE SHALL," but it was going nowhere because all they did was make plans.
 2Berries: Aren't we!
 Amy Housewine: no you are
 Knice: Too many bums for @bigfarter?
 bigfarter: @Derp Herpigan one too many bums in there. a shameful post
 Derp Herpigan: Farmers! bumprumbumbumbumbumbumbum
Image 145411   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
 SomeOtherCanadian: OMG marketing! I bet she also owns a Flo bobblehead
 Cami: Beluga.
 Hosebag: It's the Stay Puft marshmallow man, an he is PISSED OFF.
 DrinkMixMan: Some guy with toilet paper rolls under his armpits?
 guest: kawaii af
 scribbs: Nice to know that if I can't cut at at Disney Japan, there are other sweaty-suit jobs to be had.
 Peach: Cute AND a good roommate, he bought more TP.
Image 145410   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 zupobaloop: Awww she's SLEEPING
 Bert Bertbert: 2D in the streets 3D in the sheets
 2Berries: Shady
Image 145409   11-20-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Shay: Eat about 5 or 6 of them and a power star will appear.
 sparename: My 10yr old daughter told me that they'd been 'teabagging' at school - which was using teabags to make stains on things to make them look older.. she wondered why I said that she should remember this conversation..
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Teach em early I always say.
 Mad Collager: Poor Anthony Floyd! #145425
 Hosebag: The original name was "Taste-icles".
 EvilOtter: If yours become this color use an hypoallergenic lotion and wear snug (but not tight) underwear to prevent chafing.
 Noremak: Low hanging gummy fruit
 Headoftheclass: Yay. A bagful of cummy cherries.
 Warrax: A lot of people must really like these. I've seen them hanging on the back of pickup trucks.
 ieremia: That's balls. You're lookin' at balls.
 Derp Herpigan: Good. At least they're organic.
 ignatz: Yeah, it can happen when it's really cold..
 sparename: Teabagging Flavour
 carpwoman: Oh for fucks sake.
 Bluetocracy: Ass candy
 Amy Housewine: The ol' twin-swingers.
 Peach: Is it just me or do these taste a little... salty?
Image 145408   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Entertainmentalist
 CastleBravo: @fanny (looks down at the grilled cheese sandwich I just made for lunch).
 Musician: Could out act Fred Grandy
 Headoftheclass: "Love, exciting and new/Come Aboard. We're expecting fondue..."
 Warrax: This makes me wonder if velveeta bounces.
 Bluetocracy: Yes, they're coming to take you away.
 scribbs: I don't remember this episode.
 Knice: A cultured guy who has a whey with the ladies.
 Amy Housewine: Cheesus saves.
 bug: Finally, a show that understands my deepest primal passions.
 fanny: cheese is addictive. it affects your brain like an opioid. (for real)
 Yam: Cheese, life's sweetest reward!
Image 145407   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 hat thrab: @fanny I knew it :)
 Mad Collager: Spider veins, Spider veins, friendly neighborhood Spider veins...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: ooh, this will go great with my highly unnerving Pan's Labyrinth cosplay!
 bug: It puts the lotion on its skin... Wait, those are boots? Ok, gross, get out of my pit.
 Amy Housewine: Vampy and vascular.
 fanny: oh god yes, YES!!!
 TFChicken: Why would you even?
 grizzly: It's called fashion. Varicose fashion.
Image 145406   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Shay: I have a rare skin condition you insensitive prick.
 Headoftheclass: Deadpool, you so cray cray!
 bug: Spiderman could never hold up to the scrutiny of Gordon Ramsay's kitchen.
 TFChicken: Sorry to disappoint you, Hitler
 funny in the wall: looks like zoidberg
Image 145405   11-20-16   Uploaded by    GTA VII
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