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216716  Uncle Phil: @Hokie333 Sounds like the rules of a drinking game: Drink every time Briscoe cracks a joke for act one, and for act two drink every time McCoy is off screen.

216730  Knice: Thanks, Spaceship. I guess I'll go buy a big truck and some guns now.

216652  Yurishiro: Having a kid-shaped hand can be a problem sometimes.

216726  PenguinBartender: *dun-dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun-dun-dun-dun-dun* All. My. Friends. Ride a Low Rider...

216654  Yurishiro: @dangerkeith3000 How old are you?

216655  Yurishiro: At first I thought the turtle was smoking.

216746  saluted: That girl's hair looks mulletish

216420  Knice: @VoR Aw yiss

216656  Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216736  fanny: I bet it smells great over there.

216719  Hokie333: @jazzjunkie How is that not +30 by now?

216746  Chocolate Pain: Will haunt you through a few Halloweens

216736  Mr. Shine: We get it, you smoke weed.

216728  AlexDeLarge: Good idea: finding Easter eggs on Easter morning. Bad idea: finding easter eggs on xmas day.

216642  Rev80: 2 seconds is all that separates humor from illegal porn.

216647  Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216731  AlexDeLarge: Aww, yiss. Mothafuckin arm hairs.

216732  AlexDeLarge: The only big daddy who lived to see his little sister reach adulthood.

216659  Rev80: But how do I transform into a d20?

216737  Yurishiro: This is bearly interracial.

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216656 Yurishiro: Have you noticed this is a google street view image?

216647 Rev80: The Minecraft update sucks..

216648 Teechur: If you did the same thing to the first Dubai picture as you did to the first Russia picture, you would have IggI IABUD

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216629 Seven Eight Nine: This made me vote rad @sparenamelaptopdied

216613 Yurishiro: He's actually backwards jumping on a plane from the car.

216630 Teechur: "Forrest Jr. turned out ok, I guess. The grandkids, too. But I miss Jennay. And where is my box of choc-olates?"

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?



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Score:
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 EvilOtter: This creature will murder you. Ducks are terrible.
 Amy Housewine: Duckforth looks suave in public, but his house is a mess.
 grizzly: It's Quack. Duck Quack.
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt @Bert Bertbert @Theta Zero If they'd put his smoking jacket where it belongs, he wouldn't have wandered into the shot looking for it.
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert @Theta Zero What kind of person can put a tuxedo on a duck, but can't make a duck sit still?
 jochenau: That's not how you wear a duxedo.
 Bert Bertbert: @Theta Zero I Worry that they're both 'intregal' parts of the compsition :E
 Theta Zero: Very excellent photo of a bag of wipes inside of a nightstand. Unfortunately you got a duck wearing a tuxedo blocking the shot.
Image 145394   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
700
 
 Hiddentigerma: @bardberries How many people on friendly spaceship don't know how to play chess?
 Radstarboom: So smol, so tiny.
 bardberries: I don't even know how to play chess and I want this.
 scribbs: I want that, and an abacus ring to go on the other hand.
 bug: Now I can finally play chess with ants!
 jochenau: @BILL DOOR, did you drop this?
 a sedated moose: "Ugh, fine; we'll play a game of chess. You got your tweezers?"
Image 145393   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
480
 
 fumbduck: Buhn again Christian.
 jochenau: If you're going to get a sign made, at least get a cool symbol instead of the GOP elephant. Like, the bat-signal, or something.
Image 145392   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
419
 
 Warrax: I see the problem. It's "can type with WELL speed and accruacy." Right?
 whiplash: I CAN spell check. But I don't want to.
 ignatz: Can but won't
 jochenau: My email overfloweth with correct grammer and punctuation.
 a sedated moose: WhenwillthetabdropWhenwillthetabdropWhenwillthetabdropWhenwillthetabdrop
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Still waiting for that drop..........
 Bert Bertbert: "can drop and drop tabs" - Macintosh Plus field assessment 2015 - EoW
 Knice: I haven't mastered the double-click. I have two mice and I have to click once with each hand back-to-back really fast.
 Theta Zero: Hey, grammar isn't spelling.
Image 145391   11-20-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
71
 
 jochenau: Authorized by the State Which Vaguely Resembles Texas.
Image 145390   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
417
 
 Pastorofmuppetzq: If it had a few "yeah"s I'd say Metallica...
 White Rice: @jochenau different site, and it was only a 7, so it wouldn't be that impressive anyway (and it was only on one of the home versions, so you'd be stuck on a cheap mat, unless you spent hundreds on a decent metal pad, but the it's so much louder & the neighbors complain & you've wasted money since you can't play it anymore and all the arcades are closing and I just want to play the silly dancing game; why won't they let me play the silly dancing game?)
 winwolf: Phish lyrics never make sense to me.
 scribbs: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
 jochenau: Where's the list of DDR steps?
 Mr. Butt: ...Drew's Reviews (Dun da na, duh da na).
Image 145389   11-20-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
350
 
 Lestrange: Bottom right was later known in school as 'that girl with four toes'.
 BlarfyB: Someone needs to teach those girls how to shovel.
 Headoftheclass: I told him to stop messing with my Fanta. Fucked didn't listen...
 brian greene: we wanna play with grand dad again
 Niels Bohr: I loved digging holes when I was a kid.
 Teechur: Ok, now don't tell Mommy where Daddy is. See if she can guess.
 Mr. Butt: @Theta Zero I read that as "My First Mosh Pit."
 jochenau: "This...this, Kyndra and Saylor, is the place the Explorer has revealed to me in my visions! Dig, my sisters, dig!--for the phylactery must be interred in this sacred soil ere the rising of the moon, lest Lady Dora's soul be swiped by the Swiper, and our dark mistress's rejuvenation stalled for yet another age!"
 Theta Zero: Kids love the "My First Mob Hit" play set.
Image 145388   11-20-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Image 145387 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. Boo, Soy Peso.
Score:
460
 
 redmonkey3: Need "smite contact" feature - on all devices
 Dresdenkeogh: Is he on the phone and deleting contacts?
 bardberries: Bread makes you fat?
 a robot: @bug Pretty sure they changed that one. @jochenau It's probably not something you're talking about too often (I hope)
 jochenau: @bug I'm curious as to which switcherino it is but part of me wants to be surprised by discovering it myself...
 bug: @jochenau Thanks to AG's switcherinos, that can mean two things.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Sometimes you can't hear Steven Wright talk because sometimes he's in parentheses.
 whiplash: You had ONE job, Emily. "But I'm a manic pixie dream girl" only carries you so far.
 jochenau: Just to be safe, I never befriend anyone who can speak in italics.
 Bert Bertbert: GR8MEAYMAYS
 Theta Zero: I guess there really is a niche for anything.
Image 145386   11-20-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
447
 
 Lestrange: Lol, eyebrows on centre front maid of honor! Classy.
 E. HONDA: if those two guys worked together, they could assemble a complete beard
 Wookiee: Guess where the photographer was when diarrhea struck.
 a sedated moose: My grandfather used to say something like "When you see something that looks like it'd be a good picture, turn around and take a picture of that, instead."
 Bert Bertbert: That moment twelve people realise their souls are now someone else's and he's getting away with it... Four of'em seem quite happy
 whiplash: "Eileen, you have to learn to compensate for the fact that one of your legs is shorter than the other--use a damn tripod, for heaven's sakes!"
 jochenau: "David, you fool, you've used a Dutch angle for a wedding photo! You'll awaken the wrath of the Wedding God and bring calamity down upon us all!"
 Teechur: The last pic before the photographer fell off the dock.
 Knice: Photographer = ded
Image 145385   11-20-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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