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254189  a robot: That cat's expression is hilarious

254193  a robot: No, I don't remember that either

254201  a robot: Why would a bird need boobs though. Even a sexy cartoon bird.

254209  queezy farm: Shes beautiful! A bit of advice, if I may. The HW treatment is pretty hard on them. The vet will likely tell you to keep her very calm, even crated if possible, for the duration of the treatment. This is very important to do, as activity can cause them to throw clots and die. Dont let her run around, take her to the bathroom on a leash and make her be calm. It will probably be hard to do as she l

254196  Ironass: I will love you to death!

254197  Mr. Shine: Micro-Turt.

254167  Side Boob: If you are ever on an empty plane like this, move to an aisle seat by the aft bathroom. You can look down the aisle and watch the plane bend :P

254169  Side Boob: Sideshow Bob's sister is kinda cute.

254183  Side Boob: They know the secret of the Wu-Tang Clan

254192  Side Boob: Someone say "WALK"?

254195  Side Boob: I am Muffin! Destroyer of worlds!

254194  charlemagne: if you hold in your farts, they travel up through your body and turn into bad breath and terrible ideas

254198  charlemagne: we'll be in your posse, but you need to make the effort too andre

254193  Not A Bot: pretty leiady and jabba atepizzahut

254206  bigjim: thatld be a total beautiful people wagon if it wasn't a hybrid.

254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
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 EvilOtter: This creature will murder you. Ducks are terrible.
 Amy Housewine: Duckforth looks suave in public, but his house is a mess.
 grizzly: It's Quack. Duck Quack.
 scribbs: @Mr. Butt @Bert Bertbert @Theta Zero If they'd put his smoking jacket where it belongs, he wouldn't have wandered into the shot looking for it.
 Mr. Butt: @Bert Bertbert @Theta Zero What kind of person can put a tuxedo on a duck, but can't make a duck sit still?
 jochenau: That's not how you wear a duxedo.
 Bert Bertbert: @Theta Zero I Worry that they're both 'intregal' parts of the compsition :E
 Theta Zero: Very excellent photo of a bag of wipes inside of a nightstand. Unfortunately you got a duck wearing a tuxedo blocking the shot.
Image 145394   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
700
 
 Hiddentigerma: @bardberries How many people on friendly spaceship don't know how to play chess?
 Radstarboom: So smol, so tiny.
 bardberries: I don't even know how to play chess and I want this.
 scribbs: I want that, and an abacus ring to go on the other hand.
 bug: Now I can finally play chess with ants!
 jochenau: @BILL DOOR, did you drop this?
 a sedated moose: "Ugh, fine; we'll play a game of chess. You got your tweezers?"
Image 145393   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
480
 
 fumbduck: Buhn again Christian.
 jochenau: If you're going to get a sign made, at least get a cool symbol instead of the GOP elephant. Like, the bat-signal, or something.
Image 145392   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
419
 
 Warrax: I see the problem. It's "can type with WELL speed and accruacy." Right?
 whiplash: I CAN spell check. But I don't want to.
 ignatz: Can but won't
 jochenau: My email overfloweth with correct grammer and punctuation.
 a sedated moose: WhenwillthetabdropWhenwillthetabdropWhenwillthetabdropWhenwillthetabdrop
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Still waiting for that drop..........
 Bert Bertbert: "can drop and drop tabs" - Macintosh Plus field assessment 2015 - EoW
 Knice: I haven't mastered the double-click. I have two mice and I have to click once with each hand back-to-back really fast.
 Theta Zero: Hey, grammar isn't spelling.
Image 145391   11-20-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
71
 
 jochenau: Authorized by the State Which Vaguely Resembles Texas.
Image 145390   11-20-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
417
 
 Pastorofmuppetzq: If it had a few "yeah"s I'd say Metallica...
 White Rice: @jochenau different site, and it was only a 7, so it wouldn't be that impressive anyway (and it was only on one of the home versions, so you'd be stuck on a cheap mat, unless you spent hundreds on a decent metal pad, but the it's so much louder & the neighbors complain & you've wasted money since you can't play it anymore and all the arcades are closing and I just want to play the silly dancing game; why won't they let me play the silly dancing game?)
 winwolf: Phish lyrics never make sense to me.
 scribbs: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
 jochenau: Where's the list of DDR steps?
 Mr. Butt: ...Drew's Reviews (Dun da na, duh da na).
Image 145389   11-20-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
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 Lestrange: Bottom right was later known in school as 'that girl with four toes'.
 BlarfyB: Someone needs to teach those girls how to shovel.
 Headoftheclass: I told him to stop messing with my Fanta. Fucked didn't listen...
 brian greene: we wanna play with grand dad again
 Niels Bohr: I loved digging holes when I was a kid.
 Teechur: Ok, now don't tell Mommy where Daddy is. See if she can guess.
 Mr. Butt: @Theta Zero I read that as "My First Mosh Pit."
 jochenau: "This...this, Kyndra and Saylor, is the place the Explorer has revealed to me in my visions! Dig, my sisters, dig!--for the phylactery must be interred in this sacred soil ere the rising of the moon, lest Lady Dora's soul be swiped by the Swiper, and our dark mistress's rejuvenation stalled for yet another age!"
 Theta Zero: Kids love the "My First Mob Hit" play set.
Image 145388   11-20-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Image 145387 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Soy Peso. Boo, Soy Peso.
Score:
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 redmonkey3: Need "smite contact" feature - on all devices
 Dresdenkeogh: Is he on the phone and deleting contacts?
 bardberries: Bread makes you fat?
 a robot: @bug Pretty sure they changed that one. @jochenau It's probably not something you're talking about too often (I hope)
 jochenau: @bug I'm curious as to which switcherino it is but part of me wants to be surprised by discovering it myself...
 bug: @jochenau Thanks to AG's switcherinos, that can mean two things.
 Mad Collager: @jochenau Sometimes you can't hear Steven Wright talk because sometimes he's in parentheses.
 whiplash: You had ONE job, Emily. "But I'm a manic pixie dream girl" only carries you so far.
 jochenau: Just to be safe, I never befriend anyone who can speak in italics.
 Bert Bertbert: GR8MEAYMAYS
 Theta Zero: I guess there really is a niche for anything.
Image 145386   11-20-16   Uploaded by    manlyman
Score:
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 Lestrange: Lol, eyebrows on centre front maid of honor! Classy.
 E. HONDA: if those two guys worked together, they could assemble a complete beard
 Wookiee: Guess where the photographer was when diarrhea struck.
 a sedated moose: My grandfather used to say something like "When you see something that looks like it'd be a good picture, turn around and take a picture of that, instead."
 Bert Bertbert: That moment twelve people realise their souls are now someone else's and he's getting away with it... Four of'em seem quite happy
 whiplash: "Eileen, you have to learn to compensate for the fact that one of your legs is shorter than the other--use a damn tripod, for heaven's sakes!"
 jochenau: "David, you fool, you've used a Dutch angle for a wedding photo! You'll awaken the wrath of the Wedding God and bring calamity down upon us all!"
 Teechur: The last pic before the photographer fell off the dock.
 Knice: Photographer = ded
Image 145385   11-20-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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