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216436  FireBreathingMarmot: at the shooting range it's always my turn

216624  sparename: "Tap it, Unwrap it.."

216621  grizzly: @mom the rare username COMMENT combo!

216629  bobby: Mott's too thanks

216578  FireBreathingMarmot: In 20 years, bow hunting will still put you to sleep.

216620  grizzly: Has George Lucas gone too far?

216554  well duh: That kid will never make it into Congress now. Could still be President, tho.

216560  well duh: A drop or two of green food coloring and a little peppermint extract and you're good to go.

216617  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Username/ comment win :-D

216627  trucker: Oh, man. Now I want to go play some animal crossing.

216568  well duh: @Joseph but, your other left, right?

216568  well duh: @Joseph yep, pretty much ditto that entirely.

216608  VoR: And that's how you escape the friend zone

216614  VoR: Murder mask

216615  VoR: Catherine was a right monster

216617  VoR: Reclaimed sounds like a fancy word for stolen. And now they don't want to share. Well I'm about to apply a 5 finger reclaim rule on their water.

216613  Prostata: anyone else remember the hertz ads with OJ simpson flying feet first through the airport?

216468  glenalec: And to this day, no one believed Dan's story that it was his dog that sent those harassing emails.

216613  grizzly: Ever flown into Providence?

216617  Dr. Bathroom: It has nothing to do with the fact that the toilet may or may not contain shit and piss at any given time.

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216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216573 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Me too. Exact same thing. I was in Kindergarten tho.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

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 KnowLifer: Saad Caat #145432
 TFChicken: Karl Pilkington?
 jochenau: If only his beret was as blue as his soul.
 Mr. Butt: ArmyHorn
 Teechur: He should marry someone named Anita.
 Mominous: No one knows what it's like / to be the......oh wait, I guess he does
 Knice: I know a 'bot you should meet.
 LaeMi: My soul-mate!
Image 145384   11-20-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 SpaceCow: "If you fits, you sits."
 redmonkey3: "DOMINANCE! submission." - free BOC reference for the day...
 Dresdenkeogh: *flormph *
 mrdiron: I'm OK with this.
 whiplash: Get in mah belly!
Image 145383   11-20-16   Uploaded by    soccer
 Lestrange: Well children, believe it or not, there was once a time when underarm deodorant, boob implants or even bra's didn't exist! "But mom! How did people even like, live"? Pretty damn well to be honest.
 Headoftheclass: @whiplash Hey, he was young and he needed the money.
 TFChicken: Hey kids, wanna hide some drugs?
 Annoying Vegan : Guess where I keep my stash?
 scribbs: In the old days, you could buy a lot of hat for a dollar.
 whiplash: Oh Jimmy Kimmel, you and your crazy costumes!
 jochenau: Yes, it *is* quite humid today! It's very keen of you to notice.
Image 145382   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Pop That Ponzi
 scribbs: I read somewhere that they're great friends.
Image 145381   11-20-16   Uploaded by    tea
 SpaceCow: Little did Pooh know that Piglet was leading him into the darkest corner of the hundred acre wood, where his body would never be found.
 DoctorTwo: "Tired of my shit, huh? Ironic, coming from somebody named Pooh!"
 Amy Housewine: "I'm getting tired of your shit, Piglet. Remember when Rabbit got lost in the mist? Do you want that to happen to you?"
 annterland: "You mean, double xp day, Pooh?"
Image 145380   11-20-16   Uploaded by    usernamee
 NuclearWinter: Yes we can!
 Beef Supreme: My trailer hitch was the best $200 I ever spent. At least twice a week, I get to take those free trailers that litter the highways on occasion.
 Lestrange: Seems fair tbh.
 carpwoman: Yep. That's how it works.
 Mad Collager: By pigeons.
 Dresdenkeogh: Trucks will tow.
 Teechur: Well, it doesn't look like a desert, so I'm sure they won't be camel-towed.
 Knice: Trailers gonna trail.
Image 145379   11-20-16   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 Cami: In India we don't think who we are, we KNOW who we are.
 DrinkMixMan: He had to order those clothes all the way from America...
 Bluetocracy: Aww. They're twinning.
 Wookiee: Wardrobe provided bu Chris Christies' closet.
 Niels Bohr: It was someones job to dress that elephant. Just let that and what that must've been like sink in. Maybe the thing you've been planning on doing for money isn't so silly after all.
 DoctorTwo: Live-action political cartoons just don't work.
 bug: Some body types are just hard to shop for.
 Mad Collager: Meanwhile, at the Walmart...
 fumbduck: Is this real? I feel bad for the elephant.
 Borkf: If an elephant wore pants...
Image 145378   11-20-16   Uploaded by    catheter
 greenbean: i agree with this @fumbduck
 redmonkey3: "please don't hunt me into exctinction"
 winwolf: He wins.
 ClockworkJackalope: That is the face of " damnit moon moon"
 brian greene: timber wolef
 Gerris Lacustris: sorry for the double post
 Gerris Lacustris: he's playing hide'n'seek
 Gerris Lacustris: he's playing hide'n'seek
 fumbduck: worf
Image 145377   11-20-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 DoctorTwo: Downloading the new Monkees album.
 Mad Collager: Now let's see, how do I end Romeo and Juliet?
 Dresdenkeogh: On the internet nobody knows you're NOT a dog.
 Sadbot: I throw my own feces, but even I find reddit to be tiresome
 tib gubb: what is all of this... this monkey business
Image 145376   11-20-16   Uploaded by    taiko
 sparename: "You can't bring that time-machine in here..." ... A guy walks into a pub and the barman says
 Bluetocracy: A tiger, a bear, and a shark go into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, no animals allowed." So, they eat everyone in the bar. The end.
 Niels Bohr: Life is like a Seurat painting. It's pointillist.
 Helmi Fick: AG like: Cmon. Leave a comment or I'll throw you away.
Image 145375   11-20-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
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