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249152  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.

249152  tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.

249155  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips

168151  Felicity: I miss square spaceships

249156  Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "

249158  Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.

249169  VoR: ...huh, the more you know...

249168  Felicity: @Robespierre I*ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs

249173  Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.

249169  Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.

249171  Felicity: @Christina Is that true?

249173  Felicity: When she only had ten cats

249168  Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.

249166  Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human

249172  Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.

249159  Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)

249155  tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers

249172  Teechur: This made me crack a smile.

249159  Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.

249161  Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.

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249040 DrNinjaman: @savvoy I wouldn't mind being dropped on that bottom, if you know what I mean! Getting sucked away sounds pretty good too, in an ethnic sort of way.

248937 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.

248995 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(

248935 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!

249142 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000

248999 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!

248968 Christina: @raditzu rly!

248966 raditzu: still better than tidepods

248965 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

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 Frank herbert: Nice artistic skillz
 jochenau: I'd probably steal the rubber ducky too if it pooped dollar bills.
 mwoody: Oh, it's ROBBER ducky. I've been wrong for years.
 eider: duck the police
 ButtNutz: Shady AF...
Image 145294   11-19-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 scribbs: Return trip #145420
 Mad Collager: @scribbs @Dresdenkeogh Challenge accepted!
 scribbs: @Dresdenkeogh Ditto on the lack of 'shop skills. You're right, a mascot there would be fantastic!
 Skinr: Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat
 mwoody: Terrible city placement in general, but there is potential for really high Campus adjacency bonuses. Food might be a problem with all plains and no grasslands, though.
 Dresdenkeogh: @SunWukong Plus horns, a mouth and purple. Can we turn these mountains into friendly spaceship-Crags? I lack the shooping skills.
 SunWukong: Needs Goggle Eyes. Big ones.
Image 145293   11-19-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
 DrinkMixMan: Technically historically true
 FatTigerWoods: Made *from* Mexico
 mwoody: I wonder if Spanish-speaking children ever learn about LA in school and think, "there's a town named 'The'"?
 Dresdenkeogh: No turtles, stop asking.
 WaffleIron: We will build a sanitation system and make the Mexicans pay for it.
 SomeOtherCanadian: This manhole cover will soon be deported
Image 145292   11-19-16   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 Jotun: farmhorn
 trelyate: and also, they sing and dance, but only when he and only he is there to see it
 Teechur: And you'll never believe what happened next.
 SunWukong: @Whatever or Vampire Frogs.
 Whatever: At least they aren't vampires
 Knice: Damn. That's some bullshit, right there.
 SunWukong: Amphibastards.
Image 145291   11-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WaffleIron: I never understood how the colours came out separately.
 CastleBravo: (Barfing noises).
 funny in the wall: fuck this guy. no one should be that pompous about food.
 Warrax: At least microwave it first.
 A duck: It took me a minute to realize what the hell that was a picture of.
 Darkasnoon: Should have made his large peas instead.
 a sedated moose: @annterland "Meaty Folds" is the name I go by in the adult entertainment industry.
 annterland: The meaty folds of his face can only express disgust.
Image 145290   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 Frank herbert: Everything you wanted to know about skisex but were afraid to ask (rip gene)
 LaeMi: Skiing is popular in New Zealand.
 Darkasnoon: Ewe don't even know how to ski
 dobbiesdoogs: no no, we said ski jump, not sheep hump
Image 145289   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 Noremak: Should have gone a bit further down the road to the clean blood pond.
 dobbiesdoogs: eh, i've seen filthier
 Nothing: Is that Dean Stockwell?
 hat thrab: @a robot Oh god. I've been to one of those. It's hard to feel bad for people who already looked like corpses before the torture started.
 hat thrab: @LaeMi I'm actually jealous. Multi-layered asian hells are the best. They're so...specific.
 LaeMi: I have likely been to this place (the place has a depiction of "7 levels of heaven" and "7 levels of hell") it is somewhere in northern China. I don't know why the package-tour bus stopped there, but we were all glad it did!
 square44: I would have the same reaction
 Peach: Diggin' that human-like creature's gender-neutral chest.
 a robot: The local Renaissance Faire has a "museum of torture" that is only slightly higher quality than this, minus the weirdly translated signage
 SunWukong: Or "McDonald's".
Image 145288   11-19-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Frank herbert: Pug lyfe
 Hosebag: Two great tastes that taste great together.
 Warrax: @a robot Prolly that crappy fake parmesan powder got him down.
 a robot: I finally have all the pizza. Yet I am still unfulfilled.
 Knice: Our Lady of Puggeroni.
Image 145287   11-19-16   Uploaded by    angry
 DrinkMixMan: Why are you wearing that stupid car suit?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Frank!!!
 A duck: @Osiris is the Living Receiver.
Image 145286   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
 DrinkMixMan: GOng
 Mr. Shine: @Skaalar "It's for my @ss" -Orlando Jones
 Skaalar: @Mr. Shine And ice cream afterwards.
 LaeMi: That's what he said!
 whiplash: But doesn't your meat get chafed?
 Mr. Shine: "THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!!" -Orlando Jones
 Scoo: I wasn't laughing. I take rubbing my meat very seriously.
 whoop: More of a jerk man myself
 Knice: No.
Image 145285   11-19-16   Uploaded by    norgu5
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