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272618  Kaviri: They only allow cat yoga at the dog park in Portland.

272622  Kaviri: Knowmsayin?

272626  Kaviri: Time for the Baja Men to make a comeback!

272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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Score:
435
 
 Cami: @deeeeeeeez IT WAS THE CAT!!!
 scribbs: "What's with all the dog photos meow?"
 Wookiee: Uh-oh. Amazing grandmother's not happy.
 WTF: "What is this 'Butthorn', some weird sex thing? ... Oh, it's even worse than I imagined!"
 Thyming: Why did you look up if I am a horse?
 deeeeeeeez: Threeway with cat. Cat sex with girlfriend. How to talk to gf about cat sex. Cat tongue can it hurt. Ways to talk to gf about feline sex. Best way to bring up cat sex. Animal sex safe. How to delete browser history. friendly spaceship
 Dresdenkeogh: *AGGRO
 Dresdenkeogh: What is this "agro-gator" is it your girlfriend?!?!?!?!? DO YOU TELL HER YOU LOVE HER?!?!?!?!?
Image 145263   11-19-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
461
 
 scribbs: @werterland Thanks :-)
 werterland: @scribbs I fell for the hype and thought it would be a good horror movie with a creative end. It WAS very good, then the end happened, which felt like a lazy cop-out and made me angry at the whole thing.
 scribbs: @werterland Why's that? Amazon video recommended it to me and I was thinking of watching it.
 werterland: I had to BAD this. Sorry, @Nope. This movie made me so mad.
 tib gubb: whatever it is, i'll take three.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO YOU SEE VVHAT I DID THERE. VVELL?
 Dresdenkeogh: VVTF
Image 145262   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
517
 
 scribbs: Hiya!
 Flarmie: "Ugh, it's not like in the cartoons" "Yeah, it's a lot more mucus-y"
 hearsegirl: wallabies gonna walla
 Trick Question: Wallaby darned.
Image 145261   11-19-16   Uploaded by    mrwiffler
Image 145260 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Ribaldry. Boo, Ribaldry.
Score:
134
 
 WaffleIron: Clearly doesn't post on the freindly spaceship enough. My only suggestion for the letter b is "butthorn"
Image 145259   11-19-16   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
589
 
 BILL DOOR: THIS DWARFISH CHILD LACKS HIS BEARD.
 AstoriaBum: Hope his mom doesn't let him nurse with that hat on. She'll end up with Thor nipplth.
 Dresdenkeogh: DO. NOT. WAKE. HIM. UP.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Hagar the Infant
Image 145258   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
357
 
 Janston: @LaeMi - I never believed the rumor. :D
 LaeMi: Is that what they call "a shit-eating grin"?
 LaeMi: @carpwoman - Yeah, I added quotes to that now. :-/
 Hosebag: HEY! Whatcha doing? OH NO!!!!
 Dedee: @Dedee *Figaro la*
 Dedee: *figaro Figaro Figaro *
 Dresdenkeogh: *figaro Figaro Figaro *
 waynelord: @LaeMi - I heard that about you. ;-)
 SunWukong: Shitfaced.
 Trick Question: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
 ptrain: Gotta hover
 Lestrange: My most feared nightmare
 LaeMi: "I like to eat poop."
Image 145257   11-19-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
350
 
 DrinkMixMan: NewYork.jpg
 ottorongo: It's my money, and I want it now!
 ottorongo: I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
 hajjpodge: A healthy start and finish and middle to every day.
 Sheikhjahbooty: The void would be cleaner, and smell nicer.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Sadbot no that's "the void" avenue
 Sadbot: @WaffleIron New York is bad, but it's not the void
 WaffleIron: When you scream long enough into the void, the void screams back.
Image 145256   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
394
 
 sparename: @Springbok it's a throw-over - great for stopping toast going between the cushions. Comment boxes have shrunk again?? - Nope, just on my home page
 Lestrange: What a little darling
 Mr. Shine: When you and your best friend rock matching outfits
 space: That's cuter'n'anything
 Lestrange: What a little darling
 Springbok: What the hell is that couch fabric?
Image 145255   11-19-16   Uploaded by    sparename
Score:
525
 
 Cami: Veteran traveller.
 deeeeeeeez: I do not have to roll my window down. Please place drinks on tray table.
 Sheikhjahbooty: The sentiment to not miss out on wine and hor d'oeuvres is so universal I wonder why he doesn't just have it printed on his pajamas.
 boozer: These passengers are the worst
Image 145254   11-19-16   Uploaded by    silver
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