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249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

249598  Nope: Uh do you mind? Trying to have a nice day out here.

249579  some guy : FW:: FW:: FW:FWFW::: RE:FW:LOLOLOL

249581  Shay: No one will ever beat IBC.

249534  Lunimeow: Is this what keyboards will look like in 20 years

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 Teechur: Remember Haramblego.
 scribbs: Man, I didn't realize the Chinese were so behind on their tank maintenance.
 Dresdenkeogh: Tinyman square
Image 145199   11-19-16   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
 Cami: The elves need to eat something.
 Jotun: deerhorn
 RalphyNoPants: @scribbs we're studying the dead deer bounce.
 scribbs: "But...but...I'm here for a job in accounting."
 Mr. Butt: "Today, we're teaching poodles how to fly"
 sparename: "they don't so much fly, as plummet"
Image 145198   11-19-16   Uploaded by    frenk
 MamboNumber6: come on @ottorongo
 ottorongo: Dang 'ol yup
 whiplash: She's doing the hokey-pokey.
 Trick Question: eeyep
 Skaalar: The guy on the right looks like that hillbilly from Brickleberry..
 Timeline8677: @SomeCanadian what if it's not cosplay?
 SomeCanadian: Peggy from King of the Hill cosplay is on-point.
 Teechur: Why does she have a face growing out of the side of her head?
 annterland: being pretty in public is just asking for trouble, so I borrowed your clothes
 SunWukong: This ventriloquists dummy is unwieldy.
Image 145197   11-19-16   Uploaded by    marxist
 Trick Question: @Jayfu how can a band be so good and so awful at the same time
 funny in the wall: @SunWukong @sparename, Can it be true, that I hold here, in my mortal hands,a nugget of purest green?
 scribbs: He's going to mount that on a ring and propose to a leprechaun.
 Hiddentigerma: I love that stuff.
 WTF: @Jayfu Cue 90's movie cut scene montage.
 Jayfu: I've got a pocket full of kryptonite
 SunWukong: @sparename My Lord!!! Success!!!
 sparename: thank you, Percy
Image 145196   11-19-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
 Jaktai: Time to start a bacon mine.
 Trick Question: "Humans don't know it's not bacon!" (tm)
 Headoftheclass: I thought Moby was a vegetarian.
 scribbs: "Something about this place just ain't kosher."
 Mr. Shine: He has found a very valuable bacon deposit.
 tib gubb: here's yer bacon
 Jayfu: @jochenau if it smells like bacon out wouldn't be a bad way to go
 deeeeeeeez: Slow cooked smoked pork boulder
 jochenau: The dastardly baconplant, which lures prey with its bacony smell and appearance. Victims are snared and enveloped by a substance resembling bacon grease, which then slowly digests their bodies.
 Moldred: Jurassic pork.
 Jayfu: That strip of bacon rocks
 WTF: Struck the bacon mother lode.
Image 145195   11-19-16   Uploaded by    professional
 Teechur: @carpwoman GAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
 carpwoman: Boy, that battery is getting low.
 Borkf: @Trick Question Fair enough. I like Wolfram Alpha, but rarely have need for it.
 Trick Question: @Borkf Apparently there's some kind of unrestricted access version of WA that isn't free. In addition to this, the proposal included access to Mathematica.
 Borkf: @Trick Question Blame Siri for this. Isn't Wolfram Alpha free anyway?
 Teechur: *Please don't let anyone mention the low battery* *Please don't let anyone mention the low battery* *Please don't let anyone mention the low battery*
 tib gubb: i thought so
 jochenau: Alternatively, you could use hyphens like regular people, instead of polka-dot backslashes.
Image 145194   11-19-16   Uploaded by    falling
 Teechur: Then it lands on its back, legs wiggling, and my dog goes out and has a crunchy snack. She makes them sound so yummy!
 gary: Summer's finest satisfaction
 Jayfu: In 3...2...1... Launch
Image 145193   11-19-16   Uploaded by    caesar
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rich people problems
 Warrax: Congratulations, you found the one piece of meat in the ramen. You won.
 Dresdenkeogh: Is this in a mattress firm
 Skaalar: username/pic combo. If you have had the ramen squits recently, you'll probably agree.
 Dresdenkeogh: Who took pictures through my eyes?!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Elder eats is proud to bring you!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: cat food flavored ramen
 jochenau: You know, this stuff looks bad enough *before* it gets eaten, I didn't need an "after" picture.
Image 145192   11-19-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
 whiplash: Cat prepping to rob a bank puts stocking over head.
 redmonkey3: All hail the hypno-kitty!
 tib gubb: congrats on doing me a horror.
 deeeeeeeez: Gimme the nip, bitch. Unmarked from the drawer or imma spray everyone here..
 Red: this octocamo is poor
 mrwiffler: Yes, very reminiscent of late 90's/Early 2000's computer graphics.
 jochenau: GoldenEye for N64 with Big Head cheat turned on.
Image 145191   11-19-16   Uploaded by    teletub
 DrinkMixMan: Those who smell't it...
 Warrax: Dog doesn't know what you're on about. Wasn't him.
 scribbs: Isn't "Big Dog Fartin' on a Blue Couch" an old country song?
 deeeeeeeez: I can't believe that holistic vet actually convinced these idiots that my anxiety might've been brought on by their deodorant choices...
 Borkf: Mmmmm, pepperoni.
Image 145190   11-19-16   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
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