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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
235
 
 Lestrange: @msmstud how much is he suing for?
 scribbs: That hurts.
 White Rice: "It has purple inside. Purple is a fruit"
 annterland: Long video of one man's dissapointment
 Flirb Dampumple: wait until he finds out how it got to be glazed
 Borkf: It should be a "raspberry flavoured" donut if there isn't any actual raspberry in there.
 msmstud: @Lestrange -- Yeah, but "upset"? I could see, "unsurprised, then disappointed he was unsurprised".
 Lestrange: Pretty fair response seeing as how a raspberry donut implies it contains raspberries. Good for him.
 Lestrange: Pretty fair response seeing as how a raspberry donut implies it contains raspberries. Good for him.
Image 145059   11-18-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
261
 
 a robot: Nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
 White Rice: Wait, they might not have the number, since this is an iMessage conversation, and that can simply go between email addresses! Damn those blue word balloons that may or may not imply having a number (but do imply having an email address)
 msmstud: "Brother Tobi, I pray one of us is adopted."
 VoR:
 VoR: If it's meant to be then I'll be able to guess it.
Image 145058   11-18-16   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
700
 
 Mr. Shine: Pure joy
 annterland: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS
 A duck: Hallo, Am a derg!
 thecraftywolf: i absolutely envy how happy that dog is
Image 145057   11-18-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
367
 
 scribbs: @jochenau Not as exciting as it sounds, almost as bad as being a bikini inspector: youtube.com/…
 jochenau: Where could a person theoretically get a job application for this position? Asking for a friend.
 msmstud: I wonder how often they're pulled over.
 Mr. Butt: Fuck the donut shop inspectors.
Image 145056   11-18-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
590
 
 Headoftheclass: "Nope, don't see any hook."
 scribbs: Fish docking.
 SomeCanadian: @Robespierre Just a WHAFER thin mint
 Radstarboom: To serve and devour
 Robespierre: ... followed by a thin mint
 LaeMi: This porn is odd.
 Knice: It started out with a kiss...
 WTF: MMMMmwah!
Image 145055   11-18-16   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
537
 
 cenecia: How disappointing...
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Skaalar Haven't heard that in a while, love it
 Headoftheclass: Hey! Me t
 ChubbyBuddy: quit showing off
 Quackzy: Barry..?
 Warrax: I'm not so sure, myself.
 Skaalar: Help, I'm alive... My heart's beating like a hammer.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Pffffttttttt prove it.
 Nope: woah me too
 Micro Jackson: too bad
 BlusterPosey: So we're so ignorant that God is speaking through subtitles now?
Image 145054   11-18-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
334
 
 Wookiee: Wow. That's the most impressive codpiece I've ever seen.
 BlusterPosey: Cheaterrific!
Image 145053   11-18-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
573
 
 kalligrapher: mutually assured destruction of the animal kingdom
 hearsegirl: skunkosphere
 Skaalar: @LaeMi Stench-Circle.
 LaeMi: This is the opposite of a fairy-ring.
 Micro Jackson: Skunk weed
 fumbduck: Stink puppers
Image 145052   11-18-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
524
 
 a robot: Open the pod bay doors, human.
 A duck: Please, human. I do not enjoy these shenanigans of yours.
 Lestrange: Pensive kitty looks pensive.
Image 145051   11-18-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
428
 
 jochenau: Sort of like 1 tic-tac, 7 tic-tacs.
 Sadbot: I'm just grateful that is isn't another "Ice T/Ice Cube" joke
 Micro Jackson: I'm going to need a bigger pair of pants
Image 145050   11-18-16   Uploaded by    grandma
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