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248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

248801  Yurishiro: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.

248788  Yurishiro: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.

248791  Yurishiro: @Zarathustra @Yam isn't barrack where they train soldiers?

248797  sparename: Lady Fractelle

248801  sparename: "Got any teabags?"

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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248680 bug: pornhub

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.



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 Peter Pantsless: @Staida Shit. Well, I hope you like Ewok/Han Solo slash fiction
 Staida: @Peter Pantsless Everyone now knows you had one, and that's 50% of the thing as we all know.
 Peter Pantsless: @Staida So what you're saying is that nobody will know my dark secret
 Staida: @Peter Pantsless as soon as you breach the drive's hermetic seal, it's the beginning of the end. To scratch it terribly anwhere on the platter makes it nearly impossible to recover data. To scratch it all over with a drill would do the trick. It would never be worth the effort to try to get data. The data isn't on there in 'tracks' like a record player. It's more like a cassette tape with data in concentric stripes from the center out and the drive doesn't write contiguously on the surface - it fragments data here and there and everywhere on the disk.
 Peter Pantsless: @Staida P.S. So the drill thing actually works? It was just the most destructive thing I could manage without putting it in my cousin's dumb-ass forge
 Peter Pantsless: @Staida Well when I get vaporized by some kinda HDD magnet beam, at least I'll know who's annihilating me :P
 Staida: @Peter Pantsless that's how I ensure customers that no one will ever have thier data after a drive replacement. I bring them the platters with their machine. And I keep the magnets. Love HDD magnets.
 Peter Pantsless: @Staida You know more than I; I crashed two hard drives and I just fucked them up with a drill, threw them in the garbage, and ate the lost data
 Staida: @Peter Pantsless the hard drive's PCB is on the back, there's almost no exposed electronics inside the drive. Practically everything in there is mechanical - there's one ribbon cable attached to the read head but it's generally covered in a glue or plastic which permanently adheres it and seals out moisture. There's also carbon switcherinos and dessicants which would undo this effect as soon as the drive warms up and that moisture evaporates - AND YET.... it works, it works plenty of times. I don't really get it myself but it has saved many drives.
 Peter Pantsless: @Staida That goes against everything I've ever known about electronics, and yet it makes perfect sense
 Staida: It isn't for cooling down the drive, this is an old trick I first heard from a guy at IBM (yes, that was a long time ago) - if the read head has crashed onto the platter and is physically touching it, freezing the drive then letting it sit on the counter until it develops condensation will also develop condensation inside the drive - on the platter. The hope is that at least momentarily the read head will ride the surface tension of the water, removing it from physical contact so it will read long enough to grab some files. The temperature change may also bend back the milled-aluminum head off of the platter since the metal is so thin
 a robot: @SunWukong Mmmm, pointy.
 LaeMi: @Winterneuro - sometimes cooling down a dead hard drive will get it going again long enough to retrieve the data. It's a long-shot, but when it works it can be a saviour.
 tib gubb: too late.
 Winterneuro: I know that putting batteries in the fridge helps them last longer. Why put a hard drive in the freezer?
 unoplank: tfw your hard drive is overloaded with spicy memes
 Whatever: But it has your complete yearly allowance of p*rn in it!
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, liver failure from ingested porn collection imminent
 Bluetocracy: I can only begin to imagine the possibilities for why this happened. Then I realize I have anything better to do.
 Niels Bohr: Keeping their memes fresh.
 Cami: Thank you for the warning.
 t48: They serve it on a platter. How can you resist a few bits?
 ieremia: "I don't know what I was expecting."
 SomeCanadian: Just a byte? ... I'll see myself out.
 thecraftywolf: i have no arguement there
 SunWukong: Note left for @a robot. Or would that be cannibalism?
Image 144996   11-18-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
328
 
 adeadcrab: Woooooo @Kohapi!
 ElitrArceus5100: Like, three pixels, man, THREE PIXELS!!!
 Kohapi: Is this supposed to be a fractal?
 sparename: "I'd just got my shit together when some bastard flushed it". Anon
Image 144995   11-18-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
320
 
 scribbs: Is that a pair of testicles or a starship badge?
 Darkasnoon: Who even uses that, if I want to talk to people I'll do it the right way, replying to them on friendly spaceship.com
 SomeCanadian: But... is it art?
 Lestrange: Mmmmm... mdma
Image 144994   11-18-16   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
587
 
 Skaalar: @petepuma Likewise :3
 petepuma: LOLed at HWHAT
 Mr. Butt: In b4 don't call me Shirley.
 Mr. Butt: Surely she's a "Pain Pro."
 thecraftywolf: Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 144993   11-18-16   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
389
 
 Druman9991: Anal beads can grow up to 8 feet tall
 scribbs: There's a plaque that says "Paul Bunyan sat here."
 funny in the wall: free ranged bravery
 msmstud: There was a time that I would not have thought about using these in a butt...but that was over a decade ago.
 SomeCanadian: Something, something, brave enough...
 Otterman: Pro pain accessories
 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi
 Disembodiedfoot: Locally grown, organic anal beads
Image 144992   11-18-16   Uploaded by    bigjim
Score:
542
 
 bigfarter: dudes arms are long
 Cami: I will get your ass detained for observation and go back to the party.
 tib gubb: don't be that guy.
 thecraftywolf: @SunWukong "realityhorn" does that work?
 ClockworkJackalope: Ah ye old pitty sex
 SunWukong: I CAN'T EVEN HORN JOKE ABOUT THIS!!!
 Theta Zero: You should make a webcomic.
Image 144991   11-18-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Image 144990 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MamboNumber6. Your image was bad, MamboNumber6.
Score:
375
 
 msmstud: @PenguinBartender -- Jake doesn't like the cake. "I told you people never to code. It hurts me emotionally to see this."
 Micro Jackson: My stack overflows
 PenguinBartender: @msmstud They also didn't populate oldjob with job before it was overwritten by the new job() function. Passive-aggressive programming, right here.
 msmstud: Is the Programmer object ".Gone" a variable or method/function? 'Cuz it wasn't declared or given parentheses, and it seems odd for .Gone to automatically be "True" upon variable declaration. And they never declared "goodmemories" ...........
 Bluetocracy: I wonder if the cake is Java flavored, too?
 SomeCanadian: YOUR CAKE DOES NOT COMPILE.
 duckfarts: @Trick Question I'm super feeling this right now
 Trick Question: this almost makes me cry
 deeeeeeeez: "Let's get those nerds!" "NERRRRRRRRRRDS!!!"
 Borkf: Thanks, nerds!
Image 144989   11-18-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
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 ElitrArceus5100: Unlike Braveheart, she's a woman, and that gives her instant world rule....darn
 deeeeeeeez: No. At dawn, you get a tetanus shot since mommy was cool with letting you go shoeless in the park where the homeless commit unspeakable acts...
 Theta Zero: But tonight, I'm thinkin' Arby's.
Image 144988   11-18-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
490
 
 DarkTeddy: I see this every other morning. Commuting is fun.
 Trick Question: I'm disappointed they didn't edit the French
 SomeCanadian: Get a toot-shot.
Image 144987   11-18-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
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