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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack



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 scribbs: @Mr. Shine Arrg! Missed your comment. Oh well :-)
 scribbs: Don't fuck with the samurai who did that.
 Mr. Shine: Hey did you guys see a samurai come running thro- never mind.
 Mad Collager: @Peach Took the words right out of my mouth!
 Niels Bohr: The desert is awesome!
 ChubbyBuddy: imnottouchingyouimnottouchingyouimnottouchingyouimnottouchingyouimnottouchingyouimnottouchingyou
 Mr. Butt: This is my Mecca.
 Peach: He wanted to love her. He wanted to save her. But her butt crack went up to the damn sky.
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTBOULDER!!!
Image 144809   11-17-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
178
 
 Trick Question: @Noremak I could have sworn it was a Mega Man villain. After they got to Mega Man 6 they had to get pretty fucking creative.
 Noremak: Weed man! Fighter of the Narc man!
 LaeMi: @Mr. Butt - he hasn't transformed yet.
 fanny: @Trick Question there are still so many hoops in NY to jump through to get a script... there is no public listing of drs that will prescribe it. my mom has debilitating MS and finally got her first prescription this past weekend!!
 fanny: @Mr. Butt if i read your comment out loud, will he appear?!
 Trick Question: Today, there's a 50% chance it's actually her doctor's number.
 SomeCanadian: @deeeeeeeez Just high quality handsets, my friend.
 deeeeeeeez: Panasonic makes phones???
 Mr. Butt: Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf Weedwolf
 Knice: I am the weed man, goo goo g' doob.
Image 144808   11-17-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
411
 
 scribbs: Maskerade?
 SomeCanadian: Death better watch those carbs.
 Knice: Paging @BILL D- oh, nvm
Image 144807   11-17-16   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Score:
631
 
 Soviette: Hey, at least a PDF won't make you get married.
 Noremak: Flashplayer died for your sins
 Scoo: Praise be to Adobe
 Knice: Cute.
 MylesX: I was raised in a very strict Orthodox PDF household. I don't know why anyone would convert.
Image 144806   11-17-16   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
Score:
876
 
 Whatever: @Mr. Butt I have a theory that Mr. Trump will make Bill look like a celebrate around the interns.
 Mr. Butt: I have a theory that Lewinski was really Tr.ump in a wig. Think about it.
 SunWukong: MOTUS.
 Knice: Come to the Oval Office in the next fifteen minutes if you want a beautiful people-grabbing.
Image 144805   11-17-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
534
 
 Wookiee: And I thought the blowback at my job was bad...
 Whatever: I said "SIT!" not... aw, fegeddaboutit...
 deeeeeeeez: Slender man attempts to impose his decadence on an impressionable, yet solicitous elephant calf...
 whiplash: Back in a minute, gone to change clothes.
 WTF: "Shit!"
 msmstud: Some days, you're so good at your job that problems are intimidated into fixing themselves upon your arrival. Some days, however, doing your job is bad for you.
 Knice: Banksy better step his game up.
Image 144804   11-17-16   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
84
 
 Nothing: Scale does not go low enough
 Trick Question: Question 9 of 10 or 9.
 msmstud: I do not approve of Wal-Hell getting in on the "goes to eleven" joke.
 jochenau: Image 144803 of 144804 or fewer
 AverageJoe: really? they are totally asking for a 9/11 joke...
Image 144803   11-17-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
398
 
 Fancy Clown: Hillary is stifling a maniacal giggle
 Snowta: CANT THEY AFFORD A BIGGER ROOM?!? IS THIS MY TAX DOLLARS AT WORK?!?
 deeeeeeeez: Wait. Wait. You guys haven't seen the goatse pic yet?? Pull it on on the big screen, General...
 msmstud: When everyone's dead in Counter-Strike except two players.
 WTF: Quietly waiting in anticipation for their Jimmy John's sandwiches to arrive.
 Headoftheclass: Taylor was voted off? No way!
Image 144802   11-17-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
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 scribbs: Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
 Mr. Shine: False!
 Micro Jackson: I'd rather listen to your breathing stop...forever
 a robot: Just go into any grocery store or pharmacy and there's a pretty good chance it will be playing on the overhead music at any given time
 Theimposter: Just that song. Maybe the rest of the album sucked?
 grizzly: tl;dr
 Scoo: Let's not forget about it
 Warrax: That's more than I needed to know about you, stranger.
Image 144801   11-17-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
208
 
 SpaceCow: And here I am, missing drunk-o-clock.
 scribbs: Thirteen bells.
 Noremak: 5pm- It's motherfuckin booze time!
 Borkf: I have this watch, but don't make it swear the time, as it takes three times longer to read.
 Trick Question: I'm pretty sure that's no longer legal, though it certainly took Arizona and Connecticut a long time to ban it.
 Annoying Vegan : Is this Ricky's watch?
 Knice: Tee-hee, swears are funny!
 Thyming: Is 1:32pm your day drinking time?
Image 144800   11-17-16   Uploaded by    oregon man
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