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268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

268466  Bernie 2016: Aww sweet Zappa! I used to follow him on Instagram. RIP bud.

268449  MrBoffo: They make bathtime ... lots of fun...

268453  MrBoffo: Something something criminal intent

268454  Annoying Vegan : Which Ghibli movie is this from?

268435  Lunimeow: Nice Quackulator.

268453  WTF: That Moons Over MyHammy isn't going to pay for itself.

268451  mammal883: By the way, that eggtimer right above the sign for 2.99, they are wonderful for making hardboiled eggs.

268447  Eleftheros: @WannaBee I'd watch Jack Preacher

268451  mammal883: I used to do this all of the time at World Market, True Value, Target, et cetera. I was so immature back when I was 44.

268444  redmonkey3: There could be a recall notice on yr doggo...

268421  Mad Collager: All it needs when it's done is some toe cheese.

268423  Mad Collager: Borkfupine

268451  Fiveninety: surefire way to get me to set all of the timers and immediately show myself out

268450  Air Biscuit: "Sir, were you aware you were moving at a crawl compared to the rest of traffic?"

268448  Yam: Front facing Homer is a cutie

268449  Air Biscuit: This is what people who chose to ignore mandatory flood evacuation notices actually believe.

268444  Air Biscuit: Is your dog part cat?

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268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge well, this guy appears to be a plumber.



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Score:
711
 
 Farnarkle: See? I do crap rays of sunshine!
 Frank herbert: Indiana jones reference here
 Frank herbert: @Musician ipoominati
 Mad Collager: I think we might need toilight paper.
 LaeMi: Once a year, the sun's rays shine through the window at just the right angle to initiate the opening of the sacred cesspit of ancient doom.
 Musician: illoo-minati
 LaeMi: Don't flush: Flash-incinerate.
 nerdhulk: @dobbiesdoogs Laft :)
 dobbiesdoogs: holy shit!
Image 144713   11-16-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
359
 
 ieremia: Pad that bibliography, my friend.
 Red: i guarantee this is the thought process behind writing any paper
 BlarfyB: Naw, just name drop it while rolling your eyes.
Image 144712   11-16-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
354
 
 LaeMi: When you turn up to the party and realise no-one told you it was fancy-dress.
 Wolfechu: "What time is it?" "I have no fucking idea"
 XLY: Techno Marine was my stripper name
 Hosebag: She has a watchful eye.
 dirtstick:
 phailsauce: Voted Bad for Ad
 Teechur: This eyePod is wierd.
 Musician: Hey what time is it? "It's um. Uh. .... Arrrrgh!"
 Gomi Day: photo is a bit clockeyed..
 jochenau: Excuse me, the time is up here.
 LaeMi: Mr Bond. Time to die.
 dobbiesdoogs: that doesn't go there
Image 144711   11-16-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
368
 
 jazzjunkie: I'll bet it looks great at full speed with rooster tails!
 Druman9991: Zip zop zoopity bob
 Hosebag: I believe you have my stapler.
 jochenau: Lawnmowers of the Sea
 Warrax: I imagine a buzzing sound.
 Teechur: I'll bet that things zips along pretty nicely.
 dobbiesdoogs: these are the voyages of the ykk enterprise
Image 144710   11-16-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
475
 
 theaquaman: Count Pukeula
 AverageJoe: damn republicans...
 Scoo: Count Crapulot
 duckfarts: @ignatz just wait a little while
 Janston: Kids love vinegar!
 CompletelyJoking: So, not much chocolate then..
 jochenau: It doesn't have a lot of fiber but it'll help you poop!
Image 144709   11-16-16   Uploaded by    Green Van
Score:
296
 
 SunWukong: Noon ffooff.
 Hosebag: On? NO!!!!
 gutwheat: Mode Ready Operate
 Red: SNOINO
 Warrax: Finally, labels in the language of spidermans.
Image 144708   11-16-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
266
 
 Bert Bertbert: @WaffleIron What about Cholua Sunrise with them bloodshot eyes?
 WaffleIron: I prefer Tapatio evenings.
Image 144707   11-16-16   Uploaded by    Green Van
Score:
518
 
 LaeMi: That's why I have a tiled floor.
 Cami: For most people bukkake only ruins their keyboard.
 Scoo: Mine too
 scribbs: Steve Bannon on his day off.
 Janston: Tucked in like a gentleman.
 petunias: Ha! I have this T-shirt! (I usually waer it inside-out) Printed by Yes-No-Maybe who incidentally have a great logo
 jochenau: TMI, sir.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's why you lay down plastic
 Peach: heh, shirt text/water mark combo
Image 144706   11-16-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
500
 
 Druman9991: Hello, is it me you're looking for
 LaeMi: The Moose... is loose.
 mrwiffler: The prodigal moose.
 Ulillillia: hey its me ur moose
 duckfarts: honey? the mounties are here and they want to ask some questions
 Bluetocracy: UPS texted. They apologized for moosing you today.
 Hosebag: Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front should've told you.
 Yam: "Do you have a moment to talk about our prophet, Moosehammad?"
 Upton OGood: "Sorry, can't open the door until you explain what's so benevolent and protective about them..."
 ch: hello sir i would like to talk to you about a tremendous sales opportunity going door-to-door offering others a tremendous sales opportunity
Image 144705   11-16-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
447
 
 Noremak: Death is certain, life is not.
 Hosebag: We have a saying in the health care industry: what doesn't kill you, will fuck you up a whole lot!
 Sandor: All people die, but not everybody lives
 Peach: Good, then gone.
Image 144704   11-16-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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