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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

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258270 berlin: me too

258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

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 Farnarkle: See? I do crap rays of sunshine!
 Frank herbert: Indiana jones reference here
 Frank herbert: @Musician ipoominati
 Mad Collager: I think we might need toilight paper.
 LaeMi: Once a year, the sun's rays shine through the window at just the right angle to initiate the opening of the sacred cesspit of ancient doom.
 Musician: illoo-minati
 LaeMi: Don't flush: Flash-incinerate.
 ignatz: @dobbiesdoogs Laft :)
 dobbiesdoogs: holy shit!
Image 144713   11-16-16   Uploaded by    topcity
 ieremia: Pad that bibliography, my friend.
 Red: i guarantee this is the thought process behind writing any paper
 BlarfyB: Naw, just name drop it while rolling your eyes.
Image 144712   11-16-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
 LaeMi: When you turn up to the party and realise no-one told you it was fancy-dress.
 Wolfechu: "What time is it?" "I have no fucking idea"
 XLY: Techno Marine was my stripper name
 Hosebag: She has a watchful eye.
 ignatz: Voted Bad for Ad
 Teechur: This eyePod is wierd.
 Musician: Hey what time is it? "It's um. Uh. .... Arrrrgh!"
 Gomi Day: photo is a bit clockeyed..
 jochenau: Excuse me, the time is up here.
 LaeMi: Mr Bond. Time to die.
 dobbiesdoogs: that doesn't go there
Image 144711   11-16-16   Uploaded by    boozer
 jazzjunkie: I'll bet it looks great at full speed with rooster tails!
 Druman9991: Zip zop zoopity bob
 Hosebag: I believe you have my stapler.
 jochenau: Lawnmowers of the Sea
 Warrax: I imagine a buzzing sound.
 Teechur: I'll bet that things zips along pretty nicely.
 dobbiesdoogs: these are the voyages of the ykk enterprise
Image 144710   11-16-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 theaquaman: Count Pukeula
 AverageJoe: damn republicans...
 Scoo: Count Crapulot
 duckfarts: @ignatz just wait a little while
 Janston: Kids love vinegar!
 ignatz: So, not much chocolate then..
 jochenau: It doesn't have a lot of fiber but it'll help you poop!
Image 144709   11-16-16   Uploaded by    Green Van
 SunWukong: Noon ffooff.
 Hosebag: On? NO!!!!
 ignatz: Mode Ready Operate
 Warrax: Finally, labels in the language of spidermans.
Image 144708   11-16-16   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
 Bert Bertbert: @WaffleIron What about Cholua Sunrise with them bloodshot eyes?
 WaffleIron: I prefer Tapatio evenings.
Image 144707   11-16-16   Uploaded by    Green Van
 LaeMi: That's why I have a tiled floor.
 Cami: For most people bukkake only ruins their keyboard.
 Scoo: Mine too
 scribbs: Steve Bannon on his day off.
 Janston: Tucked in like a gentleman.
 ignatz: Ha! I have this T-shirt! (I usually waer it inside-out) Printed by Yes-No-Maybe who incidentally have a great logo
 jochenau: TMI, sir.
 dobbiesdoogs: that's why you lay down plastic
 Peach: heh, shirt text/water mark combo
Image 144706   11-16-16   Uploaded by    weed poop
 Druman9991: Hello, is it me you're looking for
 LaeMi: The Moose... is loose.
 mrwiffler: The prodigal moose.
 Ulillillia: hey its me ur moose
 duckfarts: honey? the mounties are here and they want to ask some questions
 Bluetocracy: UPS texted. They apologized for moosing you today.
 Hosebag: Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front should've told you.
 Yam: "Do you have a moment to talk about our prophet, Moosehammad?"
 Upton OGood: "Sorry, can't open the door until you explain what's so benevolent and protective about them..."
 ch: hello sir i would like to talk to you about a tremendous sales opportunity going door-to-door offering others a tremendous sales opportunity
Image 144705   11-16-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
 Noremak: Death is certain, life is not.
 Hosebag: We have a saying in the health care industry: what doesn't kill you, will fuck you up a whole lot!
 Sandor: All people die, but not everybody lives
 Peach: Good, then gone.
Image 144704   11-16-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
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