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233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

233486  barfolomew: @skillet lazers are like lasers, only even more badass.

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1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless

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233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

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phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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 Mad Collager: @Peter Pantsless Very nice!
 bug: Someone forgot to take Beano.
 ninetailorochimaru: Explodes*
 SomeCanadian: To infinity, and maybe somewhere adjacent.
 Peter Pantsless: The friendliest of spaceships
Image 144492   11-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Skinr: "I've finally got to him! The power of the press triumphs!"
 duckfarts: i guess he literally does take out the trash
 Musician: "It's what a spider does, people. Don't you listen to the G*d D**n lyrics?"
 Kohapi: When you gotta pee, you gotta pee.
 Peter Pantsless: "Goddammit, Aunt May. I need those Wal-Mart bags for webbing material."
Image 144491   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Musician: I'd like some fresh ground pepper with this.
 Otterman: Revolve around axis
 WaffleIron: There's people inside!
 Warrax: Finally, a nice series of posts.
Image 144490   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 ClockworkJackalope: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!
 Upton OGood: Come to mee, my Melon Collie Bay--bee...
 duckfarts: controls animal magnetism
 Peter Pantsless: "Laugh all you want. I got to eat an entire watermelon."
 WTF: Melloneto
Image 144489   11-15-16   Uploaded by    yourunclebobby
 Mr Bleak: It's a 1987 Russian computer design, called the "Sphinx Station" - Google can find you the details (I know not how to post links here)
 Peter Pantsless: Probably non-functional, but I love the design language #142983
 SunWukong: I don't know what it is but it is beautiful.
Image 144488   11-15-16   Uploaded by    happier
 tib gubb: oh shit it's the kernel
 Gomi Day: an unusually good snake name.
 Janston: Don't tread on corndog.
 Druman9991: Don't step on snek
 Warrax: *salutes*
 Knice: I like that snek.
Image 144487   11-15-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
 square44: a good trip, look at all the artifacts they found in Minas Tirith!
 duckfarts: @Shay that sounds like no pun to me
 Winterneuro: I thought it looked more like Jennifer gray from dirty dancing
 Shay: When you need more than one pun to get your point across, it's time to give up.
Image 144486   11-15-16   Uploaded by    night shift
 Hiddentigerma: @Wet farts It's easier than tying a tie.
 duckfarts: this chess set can be reassembled to make a v4 engine
 Wet farts: I don't actually know how to play chess and I want this.
Image 144485   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Janston: @Joseph because of Adam West's old Batman TV show... Possibly?
 Joseph: Why do Americans say holy cow anyway?
 Peter Pantsless: An actual cow, based on its diet
 MasterTwig: Voted bad, but only because Gary Larson very politely requested that people not post his comics online.
 Warrax: Meth.
Image 144484   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 fanny: @Mad Collager gotta do the back link. I hate clicking on one and not being able to just arrow back to my previous page because i've posted on it and that would cause a double post. back link is essential :)
 Mad Collager: @fanny Very considerate to post the "back" link!
 fanny: I feel like this is a set up. My work on #143830 was way too under appreciated to fall for this bait.
Image 144483   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
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