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267964  shadebane: Hard to believe the hard working honest men at a car dealership could miss that mistake.

267908  Shay: IT'S BACON!!!!!!

267928  White Rice: God, finally!

267858  Shay: @Spazstatic Worse: youtu.be/…

267940  Eleftheros: they misaligned the screenprinting

267951  Eleftheros: "I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it"

267953  Side Boob: Silly foreigners driving on the wrong side :P

267930  Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267934  Mad Collager: Donald Trump's chihuahua.

267945  Mad Collager: @Knice ...flooded because of FEMA money transfers to ICE.

267921  Not A Bot: Oh, my?

267946  Jotun: She looks nice.

267951  Mad Collager: Don't look now, but I think your system has a bug.

267952  Eleftheros: *clicks headphones*

267949  Side Boob: @Spazstatic Ra-men, brother.

267823  LurkedMoar: @dangerkeith3000 Firefly Trek Wars GATE

267949  Spazstatic: Blessed is he who may be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

267948  PenguinBartender: Cat ambush imminent.

267946  barfolomew: @fanny now, where could my pipe be

267889  Korrok: Convenient.

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267565 Bluetocracy: In reality, there would only be one tiny piece of tp on the crooked roll, but you wouldn't notice until it was too late.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267582 antipatterns: It will always smell like this

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.



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The Bees uploaded 267439 (781 points)
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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (749 points)
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11. bbbrandon: 1530 points
12. Mustyrats: 1524 points
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15. Mexico: 1436 points
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Score:
385
 
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine Your friends are discrete units? You are clearly better at making friends than me. I should go on craigslist: "person needs friends, must be discrete & discreet, but don't dis Crete."
 Amy Housewine: @scribbs They are discrete units, unless you're pals with Bertha The Almighty Gestalt Consciousness.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot haha I don't know about that, but I am super grateful for the space friends I've made in my short time here :)
 a robot: @SunWukong I would think the lack of pants would attract MORE friends to @Peter Pantsless. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more!*
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine @carpwoman Wait! Friends are count nouns? I've been doing it wrong my whole life!
 DogsRGreat: @Amy Housewine - Exactly. Fewer. That makes us so smart we don't even HAVE friends. Lol.
 LogicKitty: Damn, I must be a freaking genius then
 Radstarboom: IPTHFTP TYTSY... oh, I get it.
 zupobaloop: Tesla -- Because the internet will be believe anything.
 ur mom: and then he tipped his fedora
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless that might be the lack of pants? I mean, even if it is, don't go changin'...
 Peter Pantsless: That can't be right. I don't have any friends and I'm an idiot
 Knice: Fuck. Now I have to go get friends. :-(
 Himesama: Fedora men everywhere use this excuse.
 Dan Tagonistic: I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life. - Nikola Tesla
 Amy Housewine: *Cough* Fewer *Cough*
 LaeMi: Then there is FaceBook.
Image 144453   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
633
 
 Shay: @hearsegirl We has encountered an error.
 LaeMi: An instance of Firefox is already running.
 hearsegirl: what does the fox say?
 SunWukong: Another instance of Firefox is already kissing.
Image 144452   11-15-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
187
 
 scribbs: "Please don't key my Camaro" would have been better for the paint job.
 Skaalar: Fine, I'll just rub my starfish on it.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I guess that would be a humper sticker.
 drtofu: Deal with it
 Wet farts: Soooooooooo if I just use my dick I'll be good then. Right?
 Urn BooUrn: That's only going to make people touch it, as no one like having bumper stickers telling them what to do.
 digabigpig: Only I am allowed to deface my car with shit stickers
 Amy Housewine: Dick Beaters, funeral parlour magnate.
 SunWukong: @Thyming Same. Except I want to dick them with my beaten rubbers.
 Thyming: Cannot unsee the taillights as a pair of shades. I want rub it with my dick beaters.
 Knice: Made with real, all-natural dick, but with half the calories and none of the cholesterol or fat: Dick Beaters (tm) are great by themselves, or in all your favorite recipes that call for dick! (Look for the 71-Gallon Xtra Valu box at your local supermarket!)
Image 144451   11-15-16   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
222
 
 a sedated moose: @Knice Totally Abba.
 SunWukong: On me.
 Amy Housewine: Irresponsibility.
 Ulillillia: @Knice Johnny Mathis
 Knice: AG Poll: Did you go Steve Winwood or Abba on this one?
Image 144450   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
615
 
 scribbs: Photographer is prepping a hearty "Gesundheit."
 chhumphrey: Pet of the owner of #144451
 ElitrArceus5100: RAR XD
 ClockworkJackalope: IS this how you smile? Am i doing this right ?
 Amy Housewine: Bouncerhound cannot see your name on the guestlist.
 kinggheedra: Is happy give a hugs
Image 144449   11-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
151
 
 Dreforian: @A duck ginger beer too!
 Peter Pantsless: @Radstarboom *raises hand*
 Radstarboom: I've known folks would wouldn't hang with their parents sober either.
 NoRagrets: Painting the new archaon model will drive even the youngest to drink.
 Amy Housewine: Balloons don't usually inflate in that pattern.
 tib gubb: jokes on you, that's actually vodka.
 kinggheedra: @A duck just about to reference ibc root beer
 deeeeeeeez: Supper needs some tromport
 VoR: Not even using a glass!
 A duck: Root beer can be had in dark glass bottles, just FYI
Image 144448   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
310
 
 Mexico: @SunWukong Yeah, I had that phase too. When I was in second grade, there was a major swarm of cicadas in my town. I stepped on them left and right. They didn't deserve it.
 SunWukong: @Mexico I did that once. What a vile little shit I was. Sorry ants. :(
 Amy Housewine: @Mexico Disturbing if #144441 is true.
 Mexico: @Amy Housewine You know how some kids will burn ants with a magnifying glass? God's like that.
 Amy Housewine: I would like someone to explain this to me.
Image 144447   11-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
726
 
 Otterman: This is fine
 Dr. Bathroom: I wish I could take a picture as good as this pupper does.
 A duck: The smile of a middle-aged man who wishes he'd made some different choices but doesn't totally hate his life, putting on a smile for the camera.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hi, I'm Fred Doggo, and I want your vote
 VoR: Tiny eyes compounded by big dog head
 LaeMi: It's dog expression week on AG!!
Image 144446   11-15-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
356
 
 deeeeeeeez: Nuh-uh. It's MY turn to be the Cowboy. Hurry up. Your new land is down thatta way.
 Amy Housewine: Ain't gonna bounce after getting off this particular bouncy castle.
 VoR: I'll soux!
 LogicKitty: No, you go down the slide first
Image 144445   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 Skaalar: Pretty much, yah.
 VoR: Rude.
 tib gubb: that is the best name for a secure network btw
 blablabla: Fuck you and the badge you rode in on..
Image 144444   11-15-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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