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254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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 scribbs: @Amy Housewine Your friends are discrete units? You are clearly better at making friends than me. I should go on craigslist: "person needs friends, must be discrete & discreet, but don't dis Crete."
 Amy Housewine: @scribbs They are discrete units, unless you're pals with Bertha The Almighty Gestalt Consciousness.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot haha I don't know about that, but I am super grateful for the space friends I've made in my short time here :)
 a robot: @SunWukong I would think the lack of pants would attract MORE friends to @Peter Pantsless. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more!*
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine @carpwoman Wait! Friends are count nouns? I've been doing it wrong my whole life!
 carpwoman: @Amy Housewine - Exactly. Fewer. That makes us so smart we don't even HAVE friends. Lol.
 LogicKitty: Damn, I must be a freaking genius then
 Radstarboom: IPTHFTP TYTSY... oh, I get it.
 zupobaloop: Tesla -- Because the internet will be believe anything.
 ur mom: and then he tipped his fedora
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless that might be the lack of pants? I mean, even if it is, don't go changin'...
 Peter Pantsless: That can't be right. I don't have any friends and I'm an idiot
 Knice: Fuck. Now I have to go get friends. :-(
 Himesama: Fedora men everywhere use this excuse.
 Dan Tagonistic: I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life. - Nikola Tesla
 Amy Housewine: *Cough* Fewer *Cough*
 LaeMi: Then there is FaceBook.
Image 144453   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
633
 
 Shay: @hearsegirl We has encountered an error.
 LaeMi: An instance of Firefox is already running.
 hearsegirl: what does the fox say?
 SunWukong: Another instance of Firefox is already kissing.
Image 144452   11-15-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
187
 
 scribbs: "Please don't key my Camaro" would have been better for the paint job.
 Skaalar: Fine, I'll just rub my starfish on it.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I guess that would be a humper sticker.
 drtofu: Deal with it
 Wet farts: Soooooooooo if I just use my dick I'll be good then. Right?
 Urn BooUrn: That's only going to make people touch it, as no one like having bumper stickers telling them what to do.
 ignatz: Only I am allowed to deface my car with shit stickers
 Amy Housewine: Dick Beaters, funeral parlour magnate.
 SunWukong: @Thyming Same. Except I want to dick them with my beaten rubbers.
 Thyming: Cannot unsee the taillights as a pair of shades. I want rub it with my dick beaters.
 Knice: Made with real, all-natural dick, but with half the calories and none of the cholesterol or fat: Dick Beaters (tm) are great by themselves, or in all your favorite recipes that call for dick! (Look for the 71-Gallon Xtra Valu box at your local supermarket!)
Image 144451   11-15-16   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
222
 
 a sedated moose: @Knice Totally Abba.
 SunWukong: On me.
 Amy Housewine: Irresponsibility.
 Ulillillia: @Knice Johnny Mathis
 Knice: AG Poll: Did you go Steve Winwood or Abba on this one?
Image 144450   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
615
 
 scribbs: Photographer is prepping a hearty "Gesundheit."
 chhumphrey: Pet of the owner of #144451
 ElitrArceus5100: RAR XD
 ClockworkJackalope: IS this how you smile? Am i doing this right ?
 Amy Housewine: Bouncerhound cannot see your name on the guestlist.
 kinggheedra: Is happy give a hugs
Image 144449   11-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
151
 
 Dreforian: @A duck ginger beer too!
 Peter Pantsless: @Radstarboom *raises hand*
 Radstarboom: I've known folks would wouldn't hang with their parents sober either.
 NoRagrets: Painting the new archaon model will drive even the youngest to drink.
 Amy Housewine: Balloons don't usually inflate in that pattern.
 tib gubb: jokes on you, that's actually vodka.
 kinggheedra: @A duck just about to reference ibc root beer
 deeeeeeeez: Supper needs some tromport
 VoR: Not even using a glass!
 A duck: Root beer can be had in dark glass bottles, just FYI
Image 144448   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
310
 
 Mexico: @SunWukong Yeah, I had that phase too. When I was in second grade, there was a major swarm of cicadas in my town. I stepped on them left and right. They didn't deserve it.
 SunWukong: @Mexico I did that once. What a vile little shit I was. Sorry ants. :(
 Amy Housewine: @Mexico Disturbing if #144441 is true.
 Mexico: @Amy Housewine You know how some kids will burn ants with a magnifying glass? God's like that.
 Amy Housewine: I would like someone to explain this to me.
Image 144447   11-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
726
 
 Otterman: This is fine
 Dr. Bathroom: I wish I could take a picture as good as this pupper does.
 A duck: The smile of a middle-aged man who wishes he'd made some different choices but doesn't totally hate his life, putting on a smile for the camera.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hi, I'm Fred Doggo, and I want your vote
 VoR: Tiny eyes compounded by big dog head
 LaeMi: It's dog expression week on AG!!
Image 144446   11-15-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
356
 
 deeeeeeeez: Nuh-uh. It's MY turn to be the Cowboy. Hurry up. Your new land is down thatta way.
 Amy Housewine: Ain't gonna bounce after getting off this particular bouncy castle.
 VoR: I'll soux!
 LogicKitty: No, you go down the slide first
Image 144445   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 Skaalar: Pretty much, yah.
 VoR: Rude.
 tib gubb: that is the best name for a secure network btw
 ignatz: Fuck you and the badge you rode in on..
Image 144444   11-15-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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