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210577  kazzy94: Haha yeah

210567  Annoying Vegan : Some robots have excellent taste in dog photos.

210584  tane: 2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven.

210491  apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210562  Teechur: Do her pants have a camera-friendly hole?

210563  Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210569  funny in the wall: like the naked lady but what' with all the sinks/toilets/bidets?

210567  Teechur: @PenguinBartender Yes, definitely mlem.

210575  dangerkeith3000: How is there fire under water?

210572  Teechur: Mike Wazowski!

210575  Ulillillia: @logan Karma?

210574  Dr Awkward: @WaffleIron Well call me a monkey's Uncle

210568  Cami: You get a little bonkers when you have nothing to eat but puffin meat.

210531  Larry Xmas: You mean a longtime monogamous partner is supposed to be included in this lifestyle??!!

210551  dangerkeith3000: There were lots and lots of skid marks.

210571  Cami: The cat is reconsidering life with you.

210564  dangerkeith3000: Is grafetti that Italian ice cream?

210552  Side Boob: Either way, hooray for reasonable conversation on the Internet!

210566  DrinkMixMan: Smash Beak

210562  Not A Bot: This may not sound as good as it actually is, but spiral cut hot dog, deep fried is the way to go. It doesn't really soak up any oil, but the heat transfer from the oil, along with the huge surface area, makes for an amazing dog. Also, condiments of your choice cling to the spiral groove and don't squick out everywhere.

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210528 Cami: @Yurishiro I like that reply. Another good one I've heard was that from the cover you can see what it's going to cost.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210512 sirgallium: The weinermobile is in trouble

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...

210491 apoxia: @Christina Cats are crepuscular, not nocturnal.

210540 wolfpk: When there is a will there's a way... unfortunately that phrase is attached to the phrase "famous last words".

210563 Teechur: Perhaps the wavy ones are just more outgoing.

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210505 sirgallium: Can we get this anime already?

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
385
 
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine Your friends are discrete units? You are clearly better at making friends than me. I should go on craigslist: "person needs friends, must be discrete & discreet, but don't dis Crete."
 Amy Housewine: @scribbs They are discrete units, unless you're pals with Bertha The Almighty Gestalt Consciousness.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot haha I don't know about that, but I am super grateful for the space friends I've made in my short time here :)
 a robot: @SunWukong I would think the lack of pants would attract MORE friends to @Peter Pantsless. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more!*
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine @carpwoman Wait! Friends are count nouns? I've been doing it wrong my whole life!
 carpwoman: @Amy Housewine - Exactly. Fewer. That makes us so smart we don't even HAVE friends. Lol.
 LogicKitty: Damn, I must be a freaking genius then
 Radstarboom: IPTHFTP TYTSY... oh, I get it.
 zupobaloop: Tesla -- Because the internet will be believe anything.
 ur mom: and then he tipped his fedora
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless that might be the lack of pants? I mean, even if it is, don't go changin'...
 Peter Pantsless: That can't be right. I don't have any friends and I'm an idiot
 Knice: Fuck. Now I have to go get friends. :-(
 Himesama: Fedora men everywhere use this excuse.
 Dan Tagonistic: I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life. - Nikola Tesla
 Amy Housewine: *Cough* Fewer *Cough*
 LaeMi: Then there is FaceBook.
Image 144453   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
633
 
 Shay: @hearsegirl We has encountered an error.
 LaeMi: An instance of Firefox is already running.
 hearsegirl: what does the fox say?
 SunWukong: Another instance of Firefox is already kissing.
Image 144452   11-15-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
187
 
 scribbs: "Please don't key my Camaro" would have been better for the paint job.
 Skaalar: Fine, I'll just rub my starfish on it.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I guess that would be a humper sticker.
 drtofu: Deal with it
 Wet farts: Soooooooooo if I just use my dick I'll be good then. Right?
 Urn BooUrn: That's only going to make people touch it, as no one like having bumper stickers telling them what to do.
 ignatz: Only I am allowed to deface my car with shit stickers
 Amy Housewine: Dick Beaters, funeral parlour magnate.
 SunWukong: @Thyming Same. Except I want to dick them with my beaten rubbers.
 Thyming: Cannot unsee the taillights as a pair of shades. I want rub it with my dick beaters.
 Knice: Made with real, all-natural dick, but with half the calories and none of the cholesterol or fat: Dick Beaters (tm) are great by themselves, or in all your favorite recipes that call for dick! (Look for the 71-Gallon Xtra Valu box at your local supermarket!)
Image 144451   11-15-16   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
222
 
 a sedated moose: @Knice Totally Abba.
 SunWukong: On me.
 Amy Housewine: Irresponsibility.
 Ulillillia: @Knice Johnny Mathis
 Knice: AG Poll: Did you go Steve Winwood or Abba on this one?
Image 144450   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
615
 
 scribbs: Photographer is prepping a hearty "Gesundheit."
 chhumphrey: Pet of the owner of #144451
 ElitrArceus5100: RAR XD
 ClockworkJackalope: IS this how you smile? Am i doing this right ?
 Amy Housewine: Bouncerhound cannot see your name on the guestlist.
 kinggheedra: Is happy give a hugs
Image 144449   11-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
151
 
 Dreforian: @A duck ginger beer too!
 Peter Pantsless: @Radstarboom *raises hand*
 Radstarboom: I've known folks would wouldn't hang with their parents sober either.
 NoRagrets: Painting the new archaon model will drive even the youngest to drink.
 Amy Housewine: Balloons don't usually inflate in that pattern.
 tib gubb: jokes on you, that's actually vodka.
 kinggheedra: @A duck just about to reference ibc root beer
 deeeeeeeez: Supper needs some tromport
 VoR: Not even using a glass!
 A duck: Root beer can be had in dark glass bottles, just FYI
Image 144448   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
310
 
 Mexico: @SunWukong Yeah, I had that phase too. When I was in second grade, there was a major swarm of cicadas in my town. I stepped on them left and right. They didn't deserve it.
 SunWukong: @Mexico I did that once. What a vile little shit I was. Sorry ants. :(
 Amy Housewine: @Mexico Disturbing if #144441 is true.
 Mexico: @Amy Housewine You know how some kids will burn ants with a magnifying glass? God's like that.
 Amy Housewine: I would like someone to explain this to me.
Image 144447   11-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
726
 
 Otterman: This is fine
 Dr. Bathroom: I wish I could take a picture as good as this pupper does.
 A duck: The smile of a middle-aged man who wishes he'd made some different choices but doesn't totally hate his life, putting on a smile for the camera.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hi, I'm Fred Doggo, and I want your vote
 VoR: Tiny eyes compounded by big dog head
 LaeMi: It's dog expression week on AG!!
Image 144446   11-15-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
356
 
 deeeeeeeez: Nuh-uh. It's MY turn to be the Cowboy. Hurry up. Your new land is down thatta way.
 Amy Housewine: Ain't gonna bounce after getting off this particular bouncy castle.
 VoR: I'll soux!
 LogicKitty: No, you go down the slide first
Image 144445   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
291
 
 Skaalar: Pretty much, yah.
 VoR: Rude.
 tib gubb: that is the best name for a secure network btw
 ignatz: Fuck you and the badge you rode in on..
Image 144444   11-15-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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