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221257  jochenau: @ignatz…

221179  doggggggie: Which side did it defect to?

221253  Hosebag: I identify as a apple now, so stop oppressing me.

221261  Hosebag: I 3D printed my diploma. Fuck that shit.

221262  Not A Bot: Boom goes the dynamite!

221262  Hosebag: @superfudge They've got lots of sluts in Vegas.

221179  jokertothethief: I had no idea that inanimate objects could defect.

221290  bug: CLeaning BAd

221278  Hosebag: @trucker I drive through DC. I think about death every day.

221273  jochenau: Swan Lake

221180  pewdiepie: ...I'm not even trying anymore.

220766  Hosebag: @Flapdoodle That's gonna leave a mark.

221259  copunter: ... so they'll push back!

221180  sad face: What the fuck happened to the 70 and 80 degree readings?

221224  Robespierre: Northern Tier people: Soon...


221180  kensin: I absolutely do not get this reference.

221281  anonimos: $100 says they're from Calgary. Can't park or drive to save their life.

221287  Pizza: About the beer, I mean.

221287  Pizza: Well they have a point.

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221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

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 scribbs: @Amy Housewine Your friends are discrete units? You are clearly better at making friends than me. I should go on craigslist: "person needs friends, must be discrete & discreet, but don't dis Crete."
 Amy Housewine: @scribbs They are discrete units, unless you're pals with Bertha The Almighty Gestalt Consciousness.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot haha I don't know about that, but I am super grateful for the space friends I've made in my short time here :)
 a robot: @SunWukong I would think the lack of pants would attract MORE friends to @Peter Pantsless. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more!*
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine @carpwoman Wait! Friends are count nouns? I've been doing it wrong my whole life!
 carpwoman: @Amy Housewine - Exactly. Fewer. That makes us so smart we don't even HAVE friends. Lol.
 LogicKitty: Damn, I must be a freaking genius then
 Radstarboom: IPTHFTP TYTSY... oh, I get it.
 zupobaloop: Tesla -- Because the internet will be believe anything.
 ur mom: and then he tipped his fedora
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless that might be the lack of pants? I mean, even if it is, don't go changin'...
 Peter Pantsless: That can't be right. I don't have any friends and I'm an idiot
 Knice: Fuck. Now I have to go get friends. :-(
 Himesama: Fedora men everywhere use this excuse.
 Dan Tagonistic: I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life. - Nikola Tesla
 Amy Housewine: *Cough* Fewer *Cough*
 LaeMi: Then there is FaceBook.
Image 144453   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Shay: @hearsegirl We has encountered an error.
 LaeMi: An instance of Firefox is already running.
 hearsegirl: what does the fox say?
 SunWukong: Another instance of Firefox is already kissing.
Image 144452   11-15-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
 scribbs: "Please don't key my Camaro" would have been better for the paint job.
 Skaalar: Fine, I'll just rub my starfish on it.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I guess that would be a humper sticker.
 drtofu: Deal with it
 Wet farts: Soooooooooo if I just use my dick I'll be good then. Right?
 Urn BooUrn: That's only going to make people touch it, as no one like having bumper stickers telling them what to do.
 ignatz: Only I am allowed to deface my car with shit stickers
 Amy Housewine: Dick Beaters, funeral parlour magnate.
 SunWukong: @Thyming Same. Except I want to dick them with my beaten rubbers.
 Thyming: Cannot unsee the taillights as a pair of shades. I want rub it with my dick beaters.
 Knice: Made with real, all-natural dick, but with half the calories and none of the cholesterol or fat: Dick Beaters (tm) are great by themselves, or in all your favorite recipes that call for dick! (Look for the 71-Gallon Xtra Valu box at your local supermarket!)
Image 144451   11-15-16   Uploaded by    MylesX
 a sedated moose: @Knice Totally Abba.
 SunWukong: On me.
 Amy Housewine: Irresponsibility.
 Ulillillia: @Knice Johnny Mathis
 Knice: AG Poll: Did you go Steve Winwood or Abba on this one?
Image 144450   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 scribbs: Photographer is prepping a hearty "Gesundheit."
 chhumphrey: Pet of the owner of #144451
 ElitrArceus5100: RAR XD
 ClockworkJackalope: IS this how you smile? Am i doing this right ?
 Amy Housewine: Bouncerhound cannot see your name on the guestlist.
 kinggheedra: Is happy give a hugs
Image 144449   11-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Dreforian: @A duck ginger beer too!
 Peter Pantsless: @Radstarboom *raises hand*
 Radstarboom: I've known folks would wouldn't hang with their parents sober either.
 NoRagrets: Painting the new archaon model will drive even the youngest to drink.
 Amy Housewine: Balloons don't usually inflate in that pattern.
 tib gubb: jokes on you, that's actually vodka.
 kinggheedra: @A duck just about to reference ibc root beer
 deeeeeeeez: Supper needs some tromport
 VoR: Not even using a glass!
 A duck: Root beer can be had in dark glass bottles, just FYI
Image 144448   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Mexico: @SunWukong Yeah, I had that phase too. When I was in second grade, there was a major swarm of cicadas in my town. I stepped on them left and right. They didn't deserve it.
 SunWukong: @Mexico I did that once. What a vile little shit I was. Sorry ants. :(
 Amy Housewine: @Mexico Disturbing if #144441 is true.
 Mexico: @Amy Housewine You know how some kids will burn ants with a magnifying glass? God's like that.
 Amy Housewine: I would like someone to explain this to me.
Image 144447   11-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Otterman: This is fine
 Dr. Bathroom: I wish I could take a picture as good as this pupper does.
 A duck: The smile of a middle-aged man who wishes he'd made some different choices but doesn't totally hate his life, putting on a smile for the camera.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hi, I'm Fred Doggo, and I want your vote
 VoR: Tiny eyes compounded by big dog head
 LaeMi: It's dog expression week on AG!!
Image 144446   11-15-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 deeeeeeeez: Nuh-uh. It's MY turn to be the Cowboy. Hurry up. Your new land is down thatta way.
 Amy Housewine: Ain't gonna bounce after getting off this particular bouncy castle.
 VoR: I'll soux!
 LogicKitty: No, you go down the slide first
Image 144445   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Skaalar: Pretty much, yah.
 VoR: Rude.
 tib gubb: that is the best name for a secure network btw
 ignatz: Fuck you and the badge you rode in on..
Image 144444   11-15-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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