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238274  Shay: Best press conference ever.

238265  Urn BooUrn: Accurate.

238274  Mexico: Can your old Uncle Sal borrow a million dollars for an art project?

238269  Hokie333: Binders full of women?

238252  Christina: This flying car doesn't look like it can be driven on regular streets.

238273  Warrax: Dominic you rat! How could you give your own singer the ol' frozen trophy?

238273  Shay: crap! crap! crap! crap! crap!

238084  Hokie333: 435 bottles (give or take*) x 16.9 fluid ounces = 459.5 pounds. Not as much as I'd guessed, but I'm sure it's exceeding all the manufacturer's limits. Plus, none of that's gonna get cold if there's no room for air circulation (*I'm assuming the upper main shelves are all 2 bottles deep)

238282  glenalec: Well, it's their life-crushing debt.

238272  jochenau: Kale was already bad enough, the GMO nonsense is just going too far.

238260  jochenau: Makes me think of the Avengers movie poster where the dudes are all in the sexualized poses they usually use for the ladies.

238249  glenalec: @mexican - that's a fair point :-)

238262  Christina: "You are doing me a frighten."

238268  jochenau: I like this kind of garden, much better than the highly-manicured places with everything separated into little distinct plots.

238268  Christina: Every scene goes better with doggos.

238269  jochenau: Well I guess there might be some unique challenges in managing porn personnel...

238260  Shay: Robo-Burt Reynolds' biggest weakness: Getting his arm dry humped.

238260  trelyate: it took me way too long to figure out that the right leg is actually some dude with a killer ass

238271  Christina: Very flexible.

238265  Slerzy: Wow, Mr. Carrey really captured her in this work. I can practically feel the spittle hitting my face.

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238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238194 glenalec: @VoR - everyone past their mid 20's is (when intensive cell repair starts to take a back seat in favor of energy conservation - aka getting fat on what you used to eat all the time).

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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 scribbs: @Amy Housewine Your friends are discrete units? You are clearly better at making friends than me. I should go on craigslist: "person needs friends, must be discrete & discreet, but don't dis Crete."
 Amy Housewine: @scribbs They are discrete units, unless you're pals with Bertha The Almighty Gestalt Consciousness.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot haha I don't know about that, but I am super grateful for the space friends I've made in my short time here :)
 a robot: @SunWukong I would think the lack of pants would attract MORE friends to @Peter Pantsless. *nudge nudge wink wink say no more!*
 scribbs: @Amy Housewine @carpwoman Wait! Friends are count nouns? I've been doing it wrong my whole life!
 carpwoman: @Amy Housewine - Exactly. Fewer. That makes us so smart we don't even HAVE friends. Lol.
 LogicKitty: Damn, I must be a freaking genius then
 Radstarboom: IPTHFTP TYTSY... oh, I get it.
 zupobaloop: Tesla -- Because the internet will be believe anything.
 ur mom: and then he tipped his fedora
 SunWukong: @Peter Pantsless that might be the lack of pants? I mean, even if it is, don't go changin'...
 Peter Pantsless: That can't be right. I don't have any friends and I'm an idiot
 Knice: Fuck. Now I have to go get friends. :-(
 Himesama: Fedora men everywhere use this excuse.
 Dan Tagonistic: I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life. - Nikola Tesla
 Amy Housewine: *Cough* Fewer *Cough*
 LaeMi: Then there is FaceBook.
Image 144453   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Shay: @hearsegirl We has encountered an error.
 LaeMi: An instance of Firefox is already running.
 hearsegirl: what does the fox say?
 SunWukong: Another instance of Firefox is already kissing.
Image 144452   11-15-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
 scribbs: "Please don't key my Camaro" would have been better for the paint job.
 Skaalar: Fine, I'll just rub my starfish on it.
 Teechur: @Urn BooUrn I guess that would be a humper sticker.
 drtofu: Deal with it
 Wet farts: Soooooooooo if I just use my dick I'll be good then. Right?
 Urn BooUrn: That's only going to make people touch it, as no one like having bumper stickers telling them what to do.
 ignatz: Only I am allowed to deface my car with shit stickers
 Amy Housewine: Dick Beaters, funeral parlour magnate.
 SunWukong: @Thyming Same. Except I want to dick them with my beaten rubbers.
 Thyming: Cannot unsee the taillights as a pair of shades. I want rub it with my dick beaters.
 Knice: Made with real, all-natural dick, but with half the calories and none of the cholesterol or fat: Dick Beaters (tm) are great by themselves, or in all your favorite recipes that call for dick! (Look for the 71-Gallon Xtra Valu box at your local supermarket!)
Image 144451   11-15-16   Uploaded by    MylesX
 a sedated moose: @Knice Totally Abba.
 SunWukong: On me.
 Amy Housewine: Irresponsibility.
 Ulillillia: @Knice Johnny Mathis
 Knice: AG Poll: Did you go Steve Winwood or Abba on this one?
Image 144450   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 scribbs: Photographer is prepping a hearty "Gesundheit."
 chhumphrey: Pet of the owner of #144451
 ElitrArceus5100: RAR XD
 ClockworkJackalope: IS this how you smile? Am i doing this right ?
 Amy Housewine: Bouncerhound cannot see your name on the guestlist.
 kinggheedra: Is happy give a hugs
Image 144449   11-15-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Dreforian: @A duck ginger beer too!
 Peter Pantsless: @Radstarboom *raises hand*
 Radstarboom: I've known folks would wouldn't hang with their parents sober either.
 NoRagrets: Painting the new archaon model will drive even the youngest to drink.
 Amy Housewine: Balloons don't usually inflate in that pattern.
 tib gubb: jokes on you, that's actually vodka.
 kinggheedra: @A duck just about to reference ibc root beer
 deeeeeeeez: Supper needs some tromport
 VoR: Not even using a glass!
 A duck: Root beer can be had in dark glass bottles, just FYI
Image 144448   11-15-16   Uploaded by    Vivian
 Mexico: @SunWukong Yeah, I had that phase too. When I was in second grade, there was a major swarm of cicadas in my town. I stepped on them left and right. They didn't deserve it.
 SunWukong: @Mexico I did that once. What a vile little shit I was. Sorry ants. :(
 Amy Housewine: @Mexico Disturbing if #144441 is true.
 Mexico: @Amy Housewine You know how some kids will burn ants with a magnifying glass? God's like that.
 Amy Housewine: I would like someone to explain this to me.
Image 144447   11-15-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Otterman: This is fine
 Dr. Bathroom: I wish I could take a picture as good as this pupper does.
 A duck: The smile of a middle-aged man who wishes he'd made some different choices but doesn't totally hate his life, putting on a smile for the camera.
 ClockworkJackalope: Hi, I'm Fred Doggo, and I want your vote
 VoR: Tiny eyes compounded by big dog head
 LaeMi: It's dog expression week on AG!!
Image 144446   11-15-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 deeeeeeeez: Nuh-uh. It's MY turn to be the Cowboy. Hurry up. Your new land is down thatta way.
 Amy Housewine: Ain't gonna bounce after getting off this particular bouncy castle.
 VoR: I'll soux!
 LogicKitty: No, you go down the slide first
Image 144445   11-15-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Skaalar: Pretty much, yah.
 VoR: Rude.
 tib gubb: that is the best name for a secure network btw
 ignatz: Fuck you and the badge you rode in on..
Image 144444   11-15-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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