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249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

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249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

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Image 144215   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 drtofu: I'd hit it
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. I have splinters in my tongue.
 NuclearWinter: I will, however, give it a bad joke foghorn.
 msmstud: @AverageJoe -- *Thumbs up.*
 AverageJoe: Urgh! I'm allergic to thumbs up comments
 jochenau: I dunno, it got pretty bad reviews on Yelp.
Image 144214   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Lestrange: That is exceptional. Good one Side Boob.
 msmstud: @jochenau -- They did a nice job on the Empire State Building, but I didn't appreciate them mutating humans into pigs. Working conditions were brutal.
 jochenau: The Daleks' Grand Temple of Doing Poos on the Floor
Image 144213   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Dr. Bathroom: A 20 cm knife. That's so silly sounding. I'm not even going to convert that to imperial.
 scribbs: Yes, he was absolutely jailed for the Dalek impersonation. Threatening police with a knife had nothing to do with it.
 Teechur: The last time I stuck a suction cup dart to my forehead it left a hicky that lasted three days. No joke.
 msmstud: I think I'd try to reason with the fellow; in full rage mode he impersonated a Dalek. I couldn't do that.
 Otterman: "tasered by a police" Grammar unpossible
 A duck: Dr Whom is serious business, apparently.
 a sedated moose: A true champion of the people.
 jochenau: You can tell that the writer struggled for a bit with this one. "I really ought to use 'defecated', but the story's much funnier with 'did a poo'..."
 Headoftheclass: On the next episode of Doctor Poo...
 Warrax: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Image 144212   11-14-16   Uploaded by    dingding
 mwoody: That is the face of a child who has transcended reality and the laws of spacetime and shit every pair of pants he will ever own at once.
 PushyWebsite: He isn't that big of a wuss, that bar isn't holding him in the car the same as it would the bigger people. If he wanted to he could easily slip out of it...
 msmstud: "C'mon, Jimmy, yer about to build some character."
 Peach: @Headoftheclass For starters, yes. This face, however, hints that no orifice is safe from involuntary spewing.
 Headoftheclass: DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
 SunWukong: You must be this tall to ri... Ah fuck it.
 Zukero: "Why the fuck does she have to crush my hand everytime I try to enjoy a ride..."
 questionable: a child can experience a lot of firsts at a country fair. first deep-fried Mars bar, first time seeing livestock bangin', first existential crisis
 WTF: I feel this way about life in general.
 underwear: I love this picture every time.
Image 144211   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Joetato
 whiplash: "Well, Billy, how hungry are you?"
 questionable: the time machine had been a complete success. there was no going back now for Wilbur. although he would never know if his plan worked, he would die knowing that he at least tried
 Urn BooUrn: Random acts of puppy.
 Higdec: Nope, havent seen your dog
Image 144210   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 LaeMi: The use of electrical tape says 'last minute' more than 'poverty' to me.
 whiplash: It's environmentally sensitive and economical (the only thing better is just saying "Eh, your gifts are under the bed.")
 questionable: oi who fukken wrapped me newspaper collection in this shite
 Zukero: TP works well too, if used in appropriate (read massive) amounts.
 Thundersplat: thanks drunk dad.
 Butcherboy: First if youre using newspaper you use the full color sunday comics. Second if its for your mates use porno
 tib gubb: i've done that exact thing. nothing says class like cheap as fuck wrapping paper
 jochenau: Surprise! It's poverty!
Image 144209   11-14-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
 Kess: @jochenau Greyhounds always look sad. It's just this thing they do. It took me weeks after I adopted mine to convince myself that no, he's not miserable, this is just how he looks.
 Kess: Always a rad for greyhounds! 3
 a robot: Rad for greyhound! Black greyhound too, a bit less common
 trelyate: "where'd it go?"
 Zukero: Good reindeer approximation.
 Mad Collager: @Derp Herpigan Took the words right out of my mouth!
 jochenau: You're supposed to balance a treat on their nose. This doggo just looks sad :(
Image 144208   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 WaffleIron: To be fair there's not much else to do in NB. I hope after he stole the truck he took it to magnetic hill.
 questionable: *casually reads news story, pauses to do a shot of Quebec maple syrup*
 WTF: Just couldn't get enough of all that sweet, sweet Montreal Brown Nectar.
 Mad Collager: Meanwhile, a civil sexual harassment suit is pending. A sugar maple alleges him saying "Yeah, I'd tap that!".
 Ulillillia: *checks American headlines* Yeah I'd rather have these kind of headlines.
 jochenau: He stole all my XPs too, now I'm blue :(
 Side Boob: He said he was sorry
 SpaceCow: "You'll never get the charges to stick!"
 petepuma: and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for this damn diabetes
 ignatz: Sticky fingers eh?
Image 144207   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SpaceCow: @a sedated moose Well, obviously one of them has to be the manager.
 a sedated moose: @SpaceCow but there's six.
 questionable: *chorus of wee borkfs, along with one mistimed, muffled one*
 Butcherboy: One for each stark child
 SpaceCow: "You stay quiet, Phil. We're supposed to be a barbershop QUARTET."
 SomeCanadian: Too much... cute... *passes out from overdose*
Image 144206   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Red
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