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234016  tib gubb: benadeto, no!

234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

233990  Dresdenkeogh: Accidentally badded. You know what you doot

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No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 144215   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
418
 
 drtofu: I'd hit it
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. I have splinters in my tongue.
 NuclearWinter: I will, however, give it a bad joke foghorn.
 msmstud: @AverageJoe -- *Thumbs up.*
 AverageJoe: Urgh! I'm allergic to thumbs up comments
 jochenau: I dunno, it got pretty bad reviews on Yelp.
Image 144214   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
703
 
 Lestrange: That is exceptional. Good one Side Boob.
 msmstud: @jochenau -- They did a nice job on the Empire State Building, but I didn't appreciate them mutating humans into pigs. Working conditions were brutal.
 jochenau: The Daleks' Grand Temple of Doing Poos on the Floor
Image 144213   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
431
 
 Dr. Bathroom: A 20 cm knife. That's so silly sounding. I'm not even going to convert that to imperial.
 scribbs: Yes, he was absolutely jailed for the Dalek impersonation. Threatening police with a knife had nothing to do with it.
 Teechur: The last time I stuck a suction cup dart to my forehead it left a hicky that lasted three days. No joke.
 msmstud: I think I'd try to reason with the fellow; in full rage mode he impersonated a Dalek. I couldn't do that.
 Otterman: "tasered by a police" Grammar unpossible
 A duck: Dr Whom is serious business, apparently.
 a sedated moose: A true champion of the people.
 jochenau: You can tell that the writer struggled for a bit with this one. "I really ought to use 'defecated', but the story's much funnier with 'did a poo'..."
 Headoftheclass: On the next episode of Doctor Poo...
 Warrax: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 Knice: DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
Image 144212   11-14-16   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
525
 
 mwoody: That is the face of a child who has transcended reality and the laws of spacetime and shit every pair of pants he will ever own at once.
 PushyWebsite: He isn't that big of a wuss, that bar isn't holding him in the car the same as it would the bigger people. If he wanted to he could easily slip out of it...
 msmstud: "C'mon, Jimmy, yer about to build some character."
 Peach: @Headoftheclass For starters, yes. This face, however, hints that no orifice is safe from involuntary spewing.
 Headoftheclass: DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
 SunWukong: You must be this tall to ri... Ah fuck it.
 Zukero: "Why the fuck does she have to crush my hand everytime I try to enjoy a ride..."
 questionable: a child can experience a lot of firsts at a country fair. first deep-fried Mars bar, first time seeing livestock bangin', first existential crisis
 WTF: I feel this way about life in general.
 underwear: I love this picture every time.
Image 144211   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
792
 
 whiplash: "Well, Billy, how hungry are you?"
 questionable: the time machine had been a complete success. there was no going back now for Wilbur. although he would never know if his plan worked, he would die knowing that he at least tried
 Thundersplat: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
 Urn BooUrn: Random acts of puppy.
 Higdec: Nope, havent seen your dog
Image 144210   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
180
 
 LaeMi: The use of electrical tape says 'last minute' more than 'poverty' to me.
 whiplash: It's environmentally sensitive and economical (the only thing better is just saying "Eh, your gifts are under the bed.")
 questionable: oi who fukken wrapped me newspaper collection in this shite
 Zukero: TP works well too, if used in appropriate (read massive) amounts.
 Thundersplat: thanks drunk dad.
 Butcherboy: First if youre using newspaper you use the full color sunday comics. Second if its for your mates use porno
 tib gubb: i've done that exact thing. nothing says class like cheap as fuck wrapping paper
 jochenau: Surprise! It's poverty!
Image 144209   11-14-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
604
 
 Kess: @jochenau Greyhounds always look sad. It's just this thing they do. It took me weeks after I adopted mine to convince myself that no, he's not miserable, this is just how he looks.
 Kess: Always a rad for greyhounds! 3
 a robot: Rad for greyhound! Black greyhound too, a bit less common
 trelyate: "where'd it go?"
 questionable: sorry, my heart just grew three sizes and I am experiencing massive cardiovascular system failure
 Zukero: Good reindeer approximation.
 Mad Collager: @Derp Herpigan Took the words right out of my mouth!
 jochenau: You're supposed to balance a treat on their nose. This doggo just looks sad :(
 Derp Herpigan: He took his dog max, he took some black thread and tied a stick on top of his head.
 ignatz: Be at one with the stick
Image 144208   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
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 WaffleIron: To be fair there's not much else to do in NB. I hope after he stole the truck he took it to magnetic hill.
 questionable: *casually reads news story, pauses to do a shot of Quebec maple syrup*
 WTF: Just couldn't get enough of all that sweet, sweet Montreal Brown Nectar.
 Mad Collager: Meanwhile, a civil sexual harassment suit is pending. A sugar maple alleges him saying "Yeah, I'd tap that!".
 Ulillillia: *checks American headlines* Yeah I'd rather have these kind of headlines.
 jochenau: He stole all my XPs too, now I'm blue :(
 Side Boob: He said he was sorry
 SpaceCow: "You'll never get the charges to stick!"
 petepuma: and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for this damn diabetes
 ignatz: Sticky fingers eh?
Image 144207   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
932
 
 SpaceCow: @a sedated moose Well, obviously one of them has to be the manager.
 a sedated moose: @SpaceCow but there's six.
 questionable: *chorus of wee borkfs, along with one mistimed, muffled one*
 Butcherboy: One for each stark child
 SpaceCow: "You stay quiet, Phil. We're supposed to be a barbershop QUARTET."
 SomeCanadian: Too much... cute... *passes out from overdose*
Image 144206   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Red
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