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272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

272893  Air Biscuit: And the controllers that have the card slots will cost more than normal controllers. Its all about player choice.

272902  Not A Bot: Bruce Allmighty remake?

272895  lizzz: Goddamn if your flash doesn't work, try adjusting the image brightness b4 posting your night photos.

272899  arcticfox12x: ...ok?

272879  Prostata: @wolfpk "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to clean my litter box"

272895  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Peter Pantsless thats hot.

272898  sunset blues: I see they got one of those fancy new CD burners" for their computer

272903  Peter Pantsless: Feels nice on your dangly bits, though

272892  ChubbyBuddy: @generic yes american tipping culture is awful and should be abolished in favor of higher minimum wage laws but in the mean time non- or bad tippers should be publicly shamed and ideally tarred and feathered

272865  Aspirin: Blue eyed pizzacat.

272905  fracking: I think its a great sticker!

272896  SuedeOxford: Closed Circuit Nanas

272883  WTF: Makes the old saying "If you love something let it go..." seem pretty sadistic.

272743  Theimposter: Thats how we got our last new one.

272884  Not A Bot: Looks like the pizza guy we order from.....

272892  grizzly: @generic in the US waitstaff's wage is pretty terrible. It is usually brought up to "minimum wage" with tips.

272765  Theimposter: You kidding? Beats walmart.

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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Image 144215   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 drtofu: I'd hit it
 Teechur: Instructions unclear. I have splinters in my tongue.
 NuclearWinter: I will, however, give it a bad joke foghorn.
 msmstud: @AverageJoe -- *Thumbs up.*
 AverageJoe: Urgh! I'm allergic to thumbs up comments
 jochenau: I dunno, it got pretty bad reviews on Yelp.
Image 144214   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Lestrange: That is exceptional. Good one Side Boob.
 msmstud: @jochenau -- They did a nice job on the Empire State Building, but I didn't appreciate them mutating humans into pigs. Working conditions were brutal.
 jochenau: The Daleks' Grand Temple of Doing Poos on the Floor
Image 144213   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Dr. Bathroom: A 20 cm knife. That's so silly sounding. I'm not even going to convert that to imperial.
 scribbs: Yes, he was absolutely jailed for the Dalek impersonation. Threatening police with a knife had nothing to do with it.
 Teechur: The last time I stuck a suction cup dart to my forehead it left a hicky that lasted three days. No joke.
 msmstud: I think I'd try to reason with the fellow; in full rage mode he impersonated a Dalek. I couldn't do that.
 Life Whacker: "tasered by a police" Grammar unpossible
 A duck: Dr Whom is serious business, apparently.
 a sedated moose: A true champion of the people.
 jochenau: You can tell that the writer struggled for a bit with this one. "I really ought to use 'defecated', but the story's much funnier with 'did a poo'..."
 Headoftheclass: On the next episode of Doctor Poo...
 Warrax: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Image 144212   11-14-16   Uploaded by    dingding
 mwoody: That is the face of a child who has transcended reality and the laws of spacetime and shit every pair of pants he will ever own at once.
 PushyWebsite: He isn't that big of a wuss, that bar isn't holding him in the car the same as it would the bigger people. If he wanted to he could easily slip out of it...
 msmstud: "C'mon, Jimmy, yer about to build some character."
 Peach: @Headoftheclass For starters, yes. This face, however, hints that no orifice is safe from involuntary spewing.
 Headoftheclass: DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
 SunWukong: You must be this tall to ri... Ah fuck it.
 Zukero: "Why the fuck does she have to crush my hand everytime I try to enjoy a ride..."
 questionable: a child can experience a lot of firsts at a country fair. first deep-fried Mars bar, first time seeing livestock bangin', first existential crisis
 WTF: I feel this way about life in general.
 underwear: I love this picture every time.
Image 144211   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Joetato
 whiplash: "Well, Billy, how hungry are you?"
 questionable: the time machine had been a complete success. there was no going back now for Wilbur. although he would never know if his plan worked, he would die knowing that he at least tried
 Urn BooUrn: Random acts of puppy.
 Higdec: Nope, havent seen your dog
Image 144210   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 LaeMi: The use of electrical tape says 'last minute' more than 'poverty' to me.
 whiplash: It's environmentally sensitive and economical (the only thing better is just saying "Eh, your gifts are under the bed.")
 questionable: oi who fukken wrapped me newspaper collection in this shite
 Zukero: TP works well too, if used in appropriate (read massive) amounts.
 Thundersplat: thanks drunk dad.
 Butcherboy: First if youre using newspaper you use the full color sunday comics. Second if its for your mates use porno
 tib gubb: i've done that exact thing. nothing says class like cheap as fuck wrapping paper
 jochenau: Surprise! It's poverty!
Image 144209   11-14-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
 Kess: @jochenau Greyhounds always look sad. It's just this thing they do. It took me weeks after I adopted mine to convince myself that no, he's not miserable, this is just how he looks.
 Kess: Always a rad for greyhounds! 3
 a robot: Rad for greyhound! Black greyhound too, a bit less common
 trelyate: "where'd it go?"
 Zukero: Good reindeer approximation.
 Mad Collager: @Derp Herpigan Took the words right out of my mouth!
 jochenau: You're supposed to balance a treat on their nose. This doggo just looks sad :(
Image 144208   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 WaffleIron: To be fair there's not much else to do in NB. I hope after he stole the truck he took it to magnetic hill.
 questionable: *casually reads news story, pauses to do a shot of Quebec maple syrup*
 WTF: Just couldn't get enough of all that sweet, sweet Montreal Brown Nectar.
 Mad Collager: Meanwhile, a civil sexual harassment suit is pending. A sugar maple alleges him saying "Yeah, I'd tap that!".
 Ulillillia: *checks American headlines* Yeah I'd rather have these kind of headlines.
 jochenau: He stole all my XPs too, now I'm blue :(
 Side Boob: He said he was sorry
 SpaceCow: "You'll never get the charges to stick!"
 petepuma: and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for this damn diabetes
 rustedpeace: Sticky fingers eh?
Image 144207   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 SpaceCow: @a sedated moose Well, obviously one of them has to be the manager.
 a sedated moose: @SpaceCow but there's six.
 questionable: *chorus of wee borkfs, along with one mistimed, muffled one*
 Butcherboy: One for each stark child
 SpaceCow: "You stay quiet, Phil. We're supposed to be a barbershop QUARTET."
 SomeCanadian: Too much... cute... *passes out from overdose*
Image 144206   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Red
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