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262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

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Image 144215   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Gulm Dampombies
Score:
418
 
 Thomp Dampungo: I'd hit it
 Mung Drumoble: Instructions unclear. I have splinters in my tongue.
 Muple Albumbies: I will, however, give it a bad joke foghorn.
 Rerbo Flumungo: @AverageJoe -- *Thumbs up.*
 Trerbo Grupert: Urgh! I'm allergic to thumbs up comments
 Flung Morpuble: I dunno, it got pretty bad reviews on Yelp.
Image 144214   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Thurt Grombies
Score:
703
 
 Flift Grumple: That is exceptional. Good one Side Boob.
 Parb Brumbies: @jochenau -- They did a nice job on the Empire State Building, but I didn't appreciate them mutating humans into pigs. Working conditions were brutal.
 Cralm Morpongo: The Daleks' Grand Temple of Doing Poos on the Floor
Image 144213   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Fremp Morpupert
Score:
431
 
 Lemp Morpomple: A 20 cm knife. That's so silly sounding. I'm not even going to convert that to imperial.
 Himpo Bropert: Yes, he was absolutely jailed for the Dalek impersonation. Threatening police with a knife had nothing to do with it.
 Romp Brongus: The last time I stuck a suction cup dart to my forehead it left a hicky that lasted three days. No joke.
 Mirb Grunungo: I think I'd try to reason with the fellow; in full rage mode he impersonated a Dalek. I couldn't do that.
 Fliple Plemomple: "tasered by a police" Grammar unpossible
 Lump Albuble: Dr Whom is serious business, apparently.
 Bimp Grunungus: A true champion of the people.
 Trirb Plemumbies: You can tell that the writer struggled for a bit with this one. "I really ought to use 'defecated', but the story's much funnier with 'did a poo'..."
 Jimp Drumongus: On the next episode of Doctor Poo...
 Flerbo Albungus: If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
 Pemp Dampongus: DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
Image 144212   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Larb Plemungus
Score:
525
 
 Trongo Grumbies: That is the face of a child who has transcended reality and the laws of spacetime and shit every pair of pants he will ever own at once.
 Lurb Grunoble: He isn't that big of a wuss, that bar isn't holding him in the car the same as it would the bigger people. If he wanted to he could easily slip out of it...
 Japle Albuble: "C'mon, Jimmy, yer about to build some character."
 Thilm Plemupert: @Headoftheclass For starters, yes. This face, however, hints that no orifice is safe from involuntary spewing.
 Trurbo Grunoble: DEFECATE! DEFECATE!
 Ruld Flopert: You must be this tall to ri... Ah fuck it.
 Ruwn Drumumbies: "Why the fuck does she have to crush my hand everytime I try to enjoy a ride..."
 Parb Drumombies: a child can experience a lot of firsts at a country fair. first deep-fried Mars bar, first time seeing livestock bangin', first existential crisis
 Flople Flungo: I feel this way about life in general.
 Troft Plupert: I love this picture every time.
Image 144211   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Crirt Albongus
Score:
792
 
 Fruwn Grunopert: "Well, Billy, how hungry are you?"
 Deple Grunungo: the time machine had been a complete success. there was no going back now for Wilbur. although he would never know if his plan worked, he would die knowing that he at least tried
 Hing Plongus: WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
 Lang Plemopert: Random acts of puppy.
 Veple Albumple: Nope, havent seen your dog
Image 144210   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Crewn Albomple
Score:
180
 
 Hing Plemumple: The use of electrical tape says 'last minute' more than 'poverty' to me.
 Rorb Dampopert: It's environmentally sensitive and economical (the only thing better is just saying "Eh, your gifts are under the bed.")
 Flingo Drumupert: oi who fukken wrapped me newspaper collection in this shite
 Pelm Flopert: TP works well too, if used in appropriate (read massive) amounts.
 Vart Morpongus: thanks drunk dad.
 Triple Cremupert: First if youre using newspaper you use the full color sunday comics. Second if its for your mates use porno
 Dung Horpongo: i've done that exact thing. nothing says class like cheap as fuck wrapping paper
 Rirt Plombies: Surprise! It's poverty!
Image 144209   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Guft Grunungus
Score:
604
 
 Flold Cremongo: @jochenau Greyhounds always look sad. It's just this thing they do. It took me weeks after I adopted mine to convince myself that no, he's not miserable, this is just how he looks.
 Varm Grongus: Always a rad for greyhounds! 3
 Lople Flongo: Rad for greyhound! Black greyhound too, a bit less common
 Mald Morpungo: "where'd it go?"
 Beft Drumombies: Good reindeer approximation.
 Dump Plemombies: @Derp Herpigan Took the words right out of my mouth!
 Gompo Morpombies: You're supposed to balance a treat on their nose. This doggo just looks sad :(
Image 144208   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Crirbo Flopert
Score:
356
 
 Frompo Plungus: To be fair there's not much else to do in NB. I hope after he stole the truck he took it to magnetic hill.
 Poft Flumongo: *casually reads news story, pauses to do a shot of Quebec maple syrup*
 Puld Plemombies: Just couldn't get enough of all that sweet, sweet Montreal Brown Nectar.
 Diple Flopert: Meanwhile, a civil sexual harassment suit is pending. A sugar maple alleges him saying "Yeah, I'd tap that!".
 Flaft Flongus: *checks American headlines* Yeah I'd rather have these kind of headlines.
 Frirb Horpombies: He stole all my XPs too, now I'm blue :(
 Beft Flumupert: He said he was sorry
 Thaft Horpungus: "You'll never get the charges to stick!"
 Hamp Rempomple: and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for this damn diabetes
 Frewn Grunuble: Sticky fingers eh?
Image 144207   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Vurb Cremuble
Score:
932
 
 Lurbo Albungo: @a sedated moose Well, obviously one of them has to be the manager.
 Diwn Flumongo: @SpaceCow but there's six.
 Vump Plemupert: *chorus of wee borkfs, along with one mistimed, muffled one*
 Gulm Drumungus: One for each stark child
 Pawn Gropert: "You stay quiet, Phil. We're supposed to be a barbershop QUARTET."
 Reft Morpongo: Too much... cute... *passes out from overdose*
Image 144206   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Cramp Grunumple
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