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163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

163936  Bob: @Knice Alternate lyrics

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163785 Snake Jesus: @enfanta Yeah, that's the one.

163794 Snowta: @Prostata Fishdicks

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163806 yev: is she pregnant?



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 a robot: @DrinkMixMan vvv
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 msmstud: @DrinkMixMan -- Maybe harpsichord?
 DrinkMixMan: @SomeCanadian I'm hearing the slow piano/creepy child horror movie trailer version of that song now.
 SpaceCow: @SomeCanadian This is the reason he was trying to escape the page.
 SomeCanadian: This 'Take on Me' remake got real dark.
Image 144200   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
461
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Use the swingline. It jams much less easily.
 DrinkMixMan: Kohl's staples Dick's sporting goods, can't you read?
 Mr. Shine: F#CKING OW!
 SpaceCow: That's what you get when you attempt to steal a sweater.
 Queeblo: Why would someone staple sporting goods? Dick seems to be quite daft.
 Mr. Butt: Now hiring seasonal Cenobites
 SomeCanadian: Why? For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 144199   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
438
 
 a robot: @SomeCanadian ....holding a cute lion
 jochenau: Jackie Chan as Ma-Ti in the new live-action Captain Planet!
 Queeblo: Why is he holding a danger-cat?
 Queeblo: Why is he holding a danger-cat?
 tib gubb: now there is a man who knows how to drink.
 thecraftywolf: look at dis thing i found
 SomeCanadian: Murder-floof
Image 144198   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
239
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Looper one of the moderators/admins for this site, also created a handy navigational guide here: #87477
 Looper: I am unfamiliar with @Moonmoon,can some one explain.
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf I think you and your sister are edge cases. Nobody else on here interacts in real life as far as I'm aware.
 thecraftywolf: @Moonmoon aside from my horrid grammar would you still consider the idea
 Moonmoon: I should put you on trial for murdering the English language, @thecraftywolf.
 thecraftywolf: @Moonmoon hey now that your here i have a suggestion for aggro court can we have an rng to pick out 20 people for the jury of 10 and ask them if their vote maybe biased say if my sister became the defendant my vote would be biased and those ten un biased users would choose the fate of the defendant
 SomeCanadian: @Moonmoon Ah, I see. Fair enough. Also, wow, I didn't know I could summon you like that. Neat!
 Headoftheclass: @AverageJoe Nein! Gott weiss ich will kein Lehrer sein.
 Moonmoon: Commenting doesn't support accents, umlauts, or non-Latin characters for the same reason that it doesn't support emoji. It's not about a technical shortcoming in the system, it's an intentional restriction to encourage conversation as opposed to copy/pasting weird stuff or leaving smiley faces as comments.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf im giving 1 hundred dollars to the friendly spaceship on christmas
 thecraftywolf: @SomeCanadian i'd fund that
 SomeCanadian: @AverageJoe The Spaceship doesn't support umlauts. It's sad. @Moderator @Moonmoon- can we start supporting special characters?
 AverageJoe: Willst du bist der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein fr alle Tage?
 Theta Zero: Par for the course.
Image 144197   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
480
 
 msmstud: This would be chopsticks Expert Mode. They're ungainly in weighting and blowing off anything you try to pick up. Cheers to the evil.
 Sadbot: @Knice @petepuma I was gonna say, if the problem is "my dining room is not covered in aerosolized soup"
 mrwiffler: New Ghost in the Shell looking good.
 petepuma: now my left arm is covered in broth
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian From the mirror-universe version of Japan, of course!
 Headoftheclass: Hey! That's a great idea! Hmmmmm...1) Duct tape small battery operated fan to dildo. 2) Include a tube of lube. 3). 4) Profit!
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau A LEFT-handed chopstick fan?!? Where the hell would someone get something crazy like that?
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian He has a chopsticks-fan pointing the other direction so they cancel each other out, or something.
 ignatz: the shitnoodles are gonna hit the shitfan
 SomeCanadian: I hope the friend to her left is wearing a pancho.
 Knice: Practical solutions for everyday problems.
Image 144196   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
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 msmstud: At least if you drive into water you'll be able to retrieve the vehicle. Buoyancy++++++++++++++.
 hajjpodge: Impressive.
 petepuma: Danger: gentle breezes ahead
 Queeblo: One-trip policy in action.
 Otterman: What could possibly go wrong?
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu CanOSH would not approve
 a sedated moose: Alternately, floor it and do a wheelie!
 Jayfu: @SomeCanadian This country doesn't have OSHA
 a sedated moose: -BZZZT-
 whiplash: Barreling down the highway.
 SomeCanadian: OSHA-approved.
 SunWukong: Overdid it on the Sherry.
 ignatz: Excellent Truck-to-cargo ratio
Image 144195   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
306
 
 thecraftywolf: @SpaceCow funny you mention that i brought up the word "wonky" in science and i got the nick name willy wonky my name isn't will
 SpaceCow: These Willy Wonka spinoffs aren't very good.
 Peach: @jochenau Nonono, she's dressed as Barney. If anything she's going to SHARE the chair. With your face.
 jochenau: "Say one word about my Barney cosplay and I will beat you to death with the chair that's attached to the back of my head."
Image 144194   11-14-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
395
 
 msmstud: Prostitutes take it legally in the deep end.
 White Rice: @White Rice bah, the other brackets don't show. That was supposed to be the infamous symbol for what @SomeCanadian had posted. I hang my head in shame.
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian ))/((
 a sedated moose: @ignatz isn't that the one where Jean-Luc plays the king of that fancy school and the guy from Mad Men has to stop his evil plan?
 Warrax: Careful on the California side. I've heard stuff is more flammable there.
 Yam: No weed in the deep end
 jochenau: Sandra's pool: a smuggling route for various substances "known to the state of California to cause cancer".
 AverageJoe: Nevada side has no stairs
 ignatz: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Don't, I saw that scene in Masterminds last night..
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose Pooping back and forth (across state lines) forever?
 a sedated moose: @ignatz @SomeCanadian diarrhea in two states at once!
 SomeCanadian: @ignatz That's just the BEGINNING of the adventure!
 ignatz: Peeing in two states at once..
Image 144193   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
377
 
 JohnnySalami: Because Raisins!
 Dresdenkeogh: He looks like yoda.
 SpaceCow: "I treated you like a son, bat, and this is how you betray me?"
 Headoftheclass: Accio baseball bat!
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma Illumafonti.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Impact and comic sans will control us all.
 SomeCanadian: Y IMPACT FONT? Y U HERE?
Image 144192   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
411
 
 msmstud: "Requests?" "Free bird!" "Any other requests?" "FREE BIRD!" "SHUT UP!"
 Queeblo: how is he going to play anything on that pipe? That much happiness on both their faces isn't from sobriety.
 SomeCanadian: Bad image! Commenting is our job. Not yours. Bad!
Image 144191   11-14-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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