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156964  thebiglutovsky: Sadly, I cannot forget about my worries and my strife.

156958  Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiiiit. Lost Purple Status again."

156965  thebiglutovsky: Well, I mean... I call people cats all the time. "That big cat out in the lot", for example. I have no answer for the croissants thing.

156954  Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.

156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

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156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156898 Peter Pantsless: @guest As a Killer Instinct fan, I ask that you at least spell it right: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! You still get a (+) though

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright



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SpaceCow uploaded 156716 (876 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 156616 (876 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 156762 (866 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156479 (861 points)
elmstreet uploaded 156585 (835 points)
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 8. Whatever: 5204 points
 9. Peter Pantsless: 4629 points
10. Mr. Butt: 4534 points
11. fanny: 4369 points
12. Gomi Day: 3970 points
13. scribbs: 3755 points
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 a robot: @DrinkMixMan vvv
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 msmstud: @DrinkMixMan -- Maybe harpsichord?
 DrinkMixMan: @SomeCanadian I'm hearing the slow piano/creepy child horror movie trailer version of that song now.
 SpaceCow: @SomeCanadian This is the reason he was trying to escape the page.
 SomeCanadian: This 'Take on Me' remake got real dark.
Image 144200   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
445
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Use the swingline. It jams much less easily.
 DrinkMixMan: Kohl's staples Dick's sporting goods, can't you read?
 Mr. Shine: F#CKING OW!
 SpaceCow: That's what you get when you attempt to steal a sweater.
 Queeblo: Why would someone staple sporting goods? Dick seems to be quite daft.
 Mr. Butt: Now hiring seasonal Cenobites
 SomeCanadian: Why? For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 144199   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
438
 
 a robot: @SomeCanadian ....holding a cute lion
 jochenau: Jackie Chan as Ma-Ti in the new live-action Captain Planet!
 Queeblo: Why is he holding a danger-cat?
 Queeblo: Why is he holding a danger-cat?
 tib gubb: now there is a man who knows how to drink.
 thecraftywolf: look at dis thing i found
 SomeCanadian: Murder-floof
Image 144198   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
239
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Looper one of the moderators/admins for this site, also created a handy navigational guide here: #87477
 Looper: I am unfamiliar with @Moonmoon,can some one explain.
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf I think you and your sister are edge cases. Nobody else on here interacts in real life as far as I'm aware.
 thecraftywolf: @Moonmoon aside from my horrid grammar would you still consider the idea
 Moonmoon: I should put you on trial for murdering the English language, @thecraftywolf.
 thecraftywolf: @Moonmoon hey now that your here i have a suggestion for aggro court can we have an rng to pick out 20 people for the jury of 10 and ask them if their vote maybe biased say if my sister became the defendant my vote would be biased and those ten un biased users would choose the fate of the defendant
 SomeCanadian: @Moonmoon Ah, I see. Fair enough. Also, wow, I didn't know I could summon you like that. Neat!
 Headoftheclass: @AverageJoe Nein! Gott weiss ich will kein Lehrer sein.
 Moonmoon: Commenting doesn't support accents, umlauts, or non-Latin characters for the same reason that it doesn't support emoji. It's not about a technical shortcoming in the system, it's an intentional restriction to encourage conversation as opposed to copy/pasting weird stuff or leaving smiley faces as comments.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf im giving 1 hundred dollars to the friendly spaceship on christmas
 thecraftywolf: @SomeCanadian i'd fund that
 SomeCanadian: @AverageJoe The Spaceship doesn't support umlauts. It's sad. @Moderator @Moonmoon- can we start supporting special characters?
 AverageJoe: Willst du bist der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein fr alle Tage?
 Theta Zero: Par for the course.
Image 144197   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
480
 
 msmstud: This would be chopsticks Expert Mode. They're ungainly in weighting and blowing off anything you try to pick up. Cheers to the evil.
 Sadbot: @Knice @petepuma I was gonna say, if the problem is "my dining room is not covered in aerosolized soup"
 mrwiffler: New Ghost in the Shell looking good.
 petepuma: now my left arm is covered in broth
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian From the mirror-universe version of Japan, of course!
 Headoftheclass: Hey! That's a great idea! Hmmmmm...1) Duct tape small battery operated fan to dildo. 2) Include a tube of lube. 3). 4) Profit!
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau A LEFT-handed chopstick fan?!? Where the hell would someone get something crazy like that?
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian He has a chopsticks-fan pointing the other direction so they cancel each other out, or something.
 ignatz: the shitnoodles are gonna hit the shitfan
 SomeCanadian: I hope the friend to her left is wearing a pancho.
 Knice: Practical solutions for everyday problems.
Image 144196   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
518
 
 msmstud: At least if you drive into water you'll be able to retrieve the vehicle. Buoyancy++++++++++++++.
 hajjpodge: Impressive.
 petepuma: Danger: gentle breezes ahead
 Queeblo: One-trip policy in action.
 Otterman: What could possibly go wrong?
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu CanOSH would not approve
 a sedated moose: Alternately, floor it and do a wheelie!
 Jayfu: @SomeCanadian This country doesn't have OSHA
 a sedated moose: -BZZZT-
 whiplash: Barreling down the highway.
 SomeCanadian: OSHA-approved.
 SunWukong: Overdid it on the Sherry.
 ignatz: Excellent Truck-to-cargo ratio
Image 144195   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
306
 
 thecraftywolf: @SpaceCow funny you mention that i brought up the word "wonky" in science and i got the nick name willy wonky my name isn't will
 SpaceCow: These Willy Wonka spinoffs aren't very good.
 Peach: @jochenau Nonono, she's dressed as Barney. If anything she's going to SHARE the chair. With your face.
 jochenau: "Say one word about my Barney cosplay and I will beat you to death with the chair that's attached to the back of my head."
Image 144194   11-14-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
395
 
 msmstud: Prostitutes take it legally in the deep end.
 White Rice: @White Rice bah, the other brackets don't show. That was supposed to be the infamous symbol for what @SomeCanadian had posted. I hang my head in shame.
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian ))/((
 a sedated moose: @ignatz isn't that the one where Jean-Luc plays the king of that fancy school and the guy from Mad Men has to stop his evil plan?
 Warrax: Careful on the California side. I've heard stuff is more flammable there.
 Yam: No weed in the deep end
 jochenau: Sandra's pool: a smuggling route for various substances "known to the state of California to cause cancer".
 AverageJoe: Nevada side has no stairs
 ignatz: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Don't, I saw that scene in Masterminds last night..
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose Pooping back and forth (across state lines) forever?
 a sedated moose: @ignatz @SomeCanadian diarrhea in two states at once!
 SomeCanadian: @ignatz That's just the BEGINNING of the adventure!
 ignatz: Peeing in two states at once..
Image 144193   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
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 JohnnySalami: Because Raisins!
 Dresdenkeogh: He looks like yoda.
 SpaceCow: "I treated you like a son, bat, and this is how you betray me?"
 Headoftheclass: Accio baseball bat!
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma Illumafonti.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Impact and comic sans will control us all.
 SomeCanadian: Y IMPACT FONT? Y U HERE?
Image 144192   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
411
 
 msmstud: "Requests?" "Free bird!" "Any other requests?" "FREE BIRD!" "SHUT UP!"
 Queeblo: how is he going to play anything on that pipe? That much happiness on both their faces isn't from sobriety.
 SomeCanadian: Bad image! Commenting is our job. Not yours. Bad!
Image 144191   11-14-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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