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199159  sparename: Each new one I create is worse than the last, Groundhog Day it ain't

199164  sparename: It's never sunny in Blackpool

199175  sparename: "I faarrrrrt in your general direction, M'sieur!"

199196  sparename: When I go back in time I'm going to make sure that phones and calculators get their numbers the same way up. And then I'll invent something shit but lucrative like Farcebook so that I can build a time-machine

199216  San DoDo: Sometimes you really have to force people to watch on VHS

199215  Dan Tagonistic: Radium

199208  Teechur: I wish we had cable so I could watch that channel.

199210  Teechur: Owl bet he really likes that!

198975  Mr Bleak: New taste sensation! Giraffe-on-a-stick available here!

199216  Teechur: Cool hand, Luke.

198978  Mr Bleak: Soylent Green reboot looking low budget.

199177  Mr. Shine: I can pee in it, for one thing.

199178  Mr. Shine: Go, Betty, Go!

199181  Mr. Shine: C is for Copyright Infringement

199187  Mr. Shine: He LOOKS like a pickle-tickler.

199188  Mr. Shine: @Air Biscuit Hallelujah!

199198  Mr. Shine: Dingus, Divers, Ding-Dong

199206  Mr. Shine: DOKI DOKI?!

199213  tib gubb: still would (as if there was even a doubt)

199213  Mr. Shine: Little Mermaid reboot is looking Edgy AF

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199139 hajjpodge: come to the dumpster in the next 13 minutes if you want to read red.dit posting

199080 a robot: @Meow Yay!

199056 piranharama: Trade for what???

199050 piranharama: Creamy centre!

199114 Zampano: @Teechur hey thanks. you're a smart cookie!

199155 Felicity: Thalia is a nice name (no m at the end)

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199119 charlemagne: nintendon't

199013 Robespierre: Outside Alliance, and not a single Renault Alliance in the whole stack. Why have they painted it, anyway? I rather like rust - chemical processes in ACTION.

199018 piranharama: Good ol Big Nick and his big nick



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 a robot: @DrinkMixMan vvv
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 msmstud: @DrinkMixMan -- Maybe harpsichord?
 DrinkMixMan: @SomeCanadian I'm hearing the slow piano/creepy child horror movie trailer version of that song now.
 SpaceCow: @SomeCanadian This is the reason he was trying to escape the page.
 SomeCanadian: This 'Take on Me' remake got real dark.
Image 144200   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
461
 
 Dresdenkeogh: Use the swingline. It jams much less easily.
 DrinkMixMan: Kohl's staples Dick's sporting goods, can't you read?
 Mr. Shine: F#CKING OW!
 SpaceCow: That's what you get when you attempt to steal a sweater.
 Queeblo: Why would someone staple sporting goods? Dick seems to be quite daft.
 Mr. Butt: Now hiring seasonal Cenobites
 SomeCanadian: Why? For the glory of Satan, of course!
Image 144199   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
438
 
 a robot: @SomeCanadian ....holding a cute lion
 jochenau: Jackie Chan as Ma-Ti in the new live-action Captain Planet!
 Queeblo: Why is he holding a danger-cat?
 Queeblo: Why is he holding a danger-cat?
 tib gubb: now there is a man who knows how to drink.
 thecraftywolf: look at dis thing i found
 SomeCanadian: Murder-floof
Image 144198   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
239
 
 Derp Herpigan: @Looper one of the moderators/admins for this site, also created a handy navigational guide here: #87477
 Looper: I am unfamiliar with @Moonmoon,can some one explain.
 Borkf: @thecraftywolf I think you and your sister are edge cases. Nobody else on here interacts in real life as far as I'm aware.
 thecraftywolf: @Moonmoon aside from my horrid grammar would you still consider the idea
 Moonmoon: I should put you on trial for murdering the English language, @thecraftywolf.
 thecraftywolf: @Moonmoon hey now that your here i have a suggestion for aggro court can we have an rng to pick out 20 people for the jury of 10 and ask them if their vote maybe biased say if my sister became the defendant my vote would be biased and those ten un biased users would choose the fate of the defendant
 SomeCanadian: @Moonmoon Ah, I see. Fair enough. Also, wow, I didn't know I could summon you like that. Neat!
 Headoftheclass: @AverageJoe Nein! Gott weiss ich will kein Lehrer sein.
 Moonmoon: Commenting doesn't support accents, umlauts, or non-Latin characters for the same reason that it doesn't support emoji. It's not about a technical shortcoming in the system, it's an intentional restriction to encourage conversation as opposed to copy/pasting weird stuff or leaving smiley faces as comments.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf im giving 1 hundred dollars to the friendly spaceship on christmas
 thecraftywolf: @SomeCanadian i'd fund that
 SomeCanadian: @AverageJoe The Spaceship doesn't support umlauts. It's sad. @Moderator @Moonmoon- can we start supporting special characters?
 AverageJoe: Willst du bist der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein fr alle Tage?
 Theta Zero: Par for the course.
Image 144197   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
480
 
 msmstud: This would be chopsticks Expert Mode. They're ungainly in weighting and blowing off anything you try to pick up. Cheers to the evil.
 Sadbot: @Knice @petepuma I was gonna say, if the problem is "my dining room is not covered in aerosolized soup"
 mrwiffler: New Ghost in the Shell looking good.
 petepuma: now my left arm is covered in broth
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian From the mirror-universe version of Japan, of course!
 Headoftheclass: Hey! That's a great idea! Hmmmmm...1) Duct tape small battery operated fan to dildo. 2) Include a tube of lube. 3). 4) Profit!
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau A LEFT-handed chopstick fan?!? Where the hell would someone get something crazy like that?
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian He has a chopsticks-fan pointing the other direction so they cancel each other out, or something.
 ignatz: the shitnoodles are gonna hit the shitfan
 SomeCanadian: I hope the friend to her left is wearing a pancho.
 Knice: Practical solutions for everyday problems.
Image 144196   11-14-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
518
 
 msmstud: At least if you drive into water you'll be able to retrieve the vehicle. Buoyancy++++++++++++++.
 hajjpodge: Impressive.
 petepuma: Danger: gentle breezes ahead
 Queeblo: One-trip policy in action.
 Otterman: What could possibly go wrong?
 SomeCanadian: @Jayfu CanOSH would not approve
 a sedated moose: Alternately, floor it and do a wheelie!
 Jayfu: @SomeCanadian This country doesn't have OSHA
 a sedated moose: -BZZZT-
 whiplash: Barreling down the highway.
 SomeCanadian: OSHA-approved.
 SunWukong: Overdid it on the Sherry.
 ignatz: Excellent Truck-to-cargo ratio
Image 144195   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
306
 
 Staida: I cannot figure out what's happening here, but ain't nobody got time for it.
 thecraftywolf: @SpaceCow funny you mention that i brought up the word "wonky" in science and i got the nick name willy wonky my name isn't will
 SpaceCow: These Willy Wonka spinoffs aren't very good.
 Peach: @jochenau Nonono, she's dressed as Barney. If anything she's going to SHARE the chair. With your face.
 jochenau: "Say one word about my Barney cosplay and I will beat you to death with the chair that's attached to the back of my head."
Image 144194   11-14-16   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
395
 
 msmstud: Prostitutes take it legally in the deep end.
 White Rice: @White Rice bah, the other brackets don't show. That was supposed to be the infamous symbol for what @SomeCanadian had posted. I hang my head in shame.
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian ))/((
 a sedated moose: @ignatz isn't that the one where Jean-Luc plays the king of that fancy school and the guy from Mad Men has to stop his evil plan?
 Warrax: Careful on the California side. I've heard stuff is more flammable there.
 Yam: No weed in the deep end
 jochenau: Sandra's pool: a smuggling route for various substances "known to the state of California to cause cancer".
 AverageJoe: Nevada side has no stairs
 ignatz: @SomeCanadian @a sedated moose Don't, I saw that scene in Masterminds last night..
 SomeCanadian: @a sedated moose Pooping back and forth (across state lines) forever?
 a sedated moose: @ignatz @SomeCanadian diarrhea in two states at once!
 SomeCanadian: @ignatz That's just the BEGINNING of the adventure!
 ignatz: Peeing in two states at once..
Image 144193   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
377
 
 JohnnySalami: Because Raisins!
 Dresdenkeogh: He looks like yoda.
 SpaceCow: "I treated you like a son, bat, and this is how you betray me?"
 Headoftheclass: Accio baseball bat!
 SomeCanadian: @Hiddentigerma Illumafonti.
 Hiddentigerma: @SomeCanadian Impact and comic sans will control us all.
 SomeCanadian: Y IMPACT FONT? Y U HERE?
Image 144192   11-14-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
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 msmstud: "Requests?" "Free bird!" "Any other requests?" "FREE BIRD!" "SHUT UP!"
 Queeblo: how is he going to play anything on that pipe? That much happiness on both their faces isn't from sobriety.
 SomeCanadian: Bad image! Commenting is our job. Not yours. Bad!
Image 144191   11-14-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
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