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262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

262343 Science: *blows repeatedly on lava*

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 Roft Groble: Really, really thank you very much and come whenever you want senor esqueleto
 Mengo Albumbies: These skeletal prostitutes need to step up their game.
 Ding Horpongo: @questionable Oh, okay...yeah, I was way off in my explanation for you. Sorry, I can't help.
 Crert Drumuble: @scribbs I mean, sure, that's the first layer of meaning, but I'm trying to look deeper than that. it's like being at the psychiatrist and he keeps asking you how that makes you feel and you keep going deeper until you realize you've always wondered what Vaseline tastes like and then you get thrown out
 Trurb Grunungo: @questionable It's about guys getting humped by giant Amazon women until they die. A form of execution that generates mixed feelings from the condemned.
 Trong Rempongus: is this a metaphor for something? like...doing heroin or politics or having too many cats? I always panic when I see stuff like this and say it's just a representation of man's inhumanity to man
 Frorbo Dampumple: Total lake of hipsters.
 Freng Flombies: It's all doot, man
 Fremp Horpumbies: They look smashed
 Puple Grunongo: "The spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak...and spongy."
 Thirm Cremoble: All dooted out
 Porbo Plemupert: Death... by snu snu!
Image 144102   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Frirt Plemopert
 Pilm Flupert: @Mr Bleak thank you for the clarification
 Crongo Horpuble: @questionable The poor pupper probably has megaesophagus, which means they must eat in that position and stay there for at least 10 minutes after. If so, not nice, but at least she / he gets nutrition. If you google that image and search for "dog with megaesophagus" you'll see that chair a lot. Not a funny comment - for which I apologize - but it's probably not funny for puppers either.
 Jing Grombies: "Cheryl, just buy me the bowl with the pegs in it to slow me down."
 Melm Rempuble: the look of a doggo who is on his very last shred of dignity
 Theple Plemumple: Is this Puppy Davros? Borkfsterminate! Borkfsterminate!
 Jelm Albopert: @Scoo Captain Pike is looking good in the new all-dog remake of Star Trek!
 Flewn Cremoble: i wants a deck
 Ruld Horpongus: Pupper is tired of your shit.
 Derb Rempomple: Borkf once for yes, borkf twice for no
Image 144101   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Pople Dampupert
 Frurt Bruble: you drew a girl and made it rain on her and then used the garbage you made making the drawing to give her an umbrella. that's pretty shitty world-building there, man
 Virm Rempombies: Looks like someone is going #1 on your #2.
Image 144100   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Frung Flumongo
 Hart Morpoble: Mo' Pho
 Mople Rempumple: cross the road from chickens like us
 Flomp Morpopert: truth in advertising
 Moft Flumungo: Across the road from Sofa King Good
Image 144099   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Gompo Flupert
 Crungo Rempombies: Way of the bender
Image 144098   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Harm Plomple
 Frorbo Brungus: Guess which one farted?
 Domp Rempongus: Hmph!
 Thurb Flumopert: Has goat, rad vote
 Dampo Rempopert: Tokes mah goats.
Image 144097   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Puple Plemumple
 Jert Horpungus: I can't wait to see this in my ordering interface.
 Perb Albomple: The terroir really comes across!
Image 144096   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Berb Plomple
 Vempo Grumple: As if the crims can read.
 Ramp Flumupert: Damn it, I was going to rob you!
 Pompo Grunoble: definitely sad
Image 144095   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Flold Horpungo
 Cruld Cremomple: It's my origin story in lamp form.
 Flumpo Drumongo: @scribbs Looks like a pint glass, some astroturf, and a small pie plate. Might just try to make my own...
 Hampo Cremumbies: These have been sold out for years. I doubt by now he even replies to emails.
 Traple Drumombies: vv Also sold out on Amazon.
 Gump Flumongo: @Scoo Sold out, but the site owner says to drop him a note to encourage him to make more.
 Tholm Horpongo: Is this for sale? I would buy one.
 Garm Rempopert: Confirmed.
Image 144094   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Mamp Rempuble
 Trirm Grunongus: @LaeMi Considering the market, he's maybe a thousandaire. Or at least had a very successful kickstarter which everybody except the backers who are very angry that people can buy the product on Amazon which they haven't received as part of a reward package yet.
 Vaple Plopert: Bread On! Apply directly to bread!
 Lurm Grumbies: Corn on the cob seems like a better use case
 Pelm Drumungo: You remember that kid in class who was always eating glue? He is a millionaire now from selling this stuff!
 Gango Drumumbies: I can't believe it's not glue.
Image 144093   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Thift Horpongus
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