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249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
637
 
 LKoroton: Really, really thank you very much and come whenever you want senor esqueleto
 SpaceCow: These skeletal prostitutes need to step up their game.
 BILL DOOR: THIS IMAGE TERRIFIES ME IN WAYS I DID NOT THINK POSSIBLE.
 scribbs: @questionable Oh, okay...yeah, I was way off in my explanation for you. Sorry, I can't help.
 questionable: @scribbs I mean, sure, that's the first layer of meaning, but I'm trying to look deeper than that. it's like being at the psychiatrist and he keeps asking you how that makes you feel and you keep going deeper until you realize you've always wondered what Vaseline tastes like and then you get thrown out
 scribbs: @questionable It's about guys getting humped by giant Amazon women until they die. A form of execution that generates mixed feelings from the condemned.
 questionable: is this a metaphor for something? like...doing heroin or politics or having too many cats? I always panic when I see stuff like this and say it's just a representation of man's inhumanity to man
 HeCat Cherries: Total lake of hipsters.
 Scoo: It's all doot, man
 Whatever: They look smashed
 scribbs: "The spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak...and spongy."
 Knice: All dooted out
 Peach: Death... by snu snu!
Image 144102   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
298
 
 questionable: @Mr Bleak thank you for the clarification
 Mr Bleak: @questionable The poor pupper probably has megaesophagus, which means they must eat in that position and stay there for at least 10 minutes after. If so, not nice, but at least she / he gets nutrition. If you google that image and search for "dog with megaesophagus" you'll see that chair a lot. Not a funny comment - for which I apologize - but it's probably not funny for puppers either.
 SpaceCow: "Cheryl, just buy me the bowl with the pegs in it to slow me down."
 questionable: the look of a doggo who is on his very last shred of dignity
 Sheikhjahbooty: Is this Puppy Davros? Borkfsterminate! Borkfsterminate!
 a robot: @Scoo Captain Pike is looking good in the new all-dog remake of Star Trek!
 kotu: i wants a deck
 Himesama: Pupper is tired of your shit.
 Scoo: Borkf once for yes, borkf twice for no
Image 144101   11-13-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
709
 
 questionable: you drew a girl and made it rain on her and then used the garbage you made making the drawing to give her an umbrella. that's pretty shitty world-building there, man
 Teechur: Looks like someone is going #1 on your #2.
Image 144100   11-13-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
282
 
 Flirb Dampumple: Mo' Pho
 kotu: cross the road from chickens like us
 tib gubb: truth in advertising
 Scoo: Across the road from Sofa King Good
Image 144099   11-13-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
590
 
 Guillermus: Way of the bender
Image 144098   11-13-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
820
 
 Mr Bleak: Guess which one farted?
 Cami: Hmph!
 Scoo: Has goat, rad vote
 NoRagrets: Tokes mah goats.
Image 144097   11-13-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
457
 
 RalphyNoPants: I can't wait to see this in my ordering interface.
 BlarfyB: The terroir really comes across!
Image 144096   11-13-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
386
 
 WaffleIron: As if the crims can read.
 Scoo: Damn it, I was going to rob you!
 tib gubb: definitely sad
Image 144095   11-13-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
1089
 
 SpaceCow: It's my origin story in lamp form.
 Scoo: @scribbs Looks like a pint glass, some astroturf, and a small pie plate. Might just try to make my own...
 carpwoman: These have been sold out for years. I doubt by now he even replies to emails.
 scribbs: vv Also sold out on Amazon.
 scribbs: @Scoo abductionlamp.com/ Sold out, but the site owner says to drop him a note to encourage him to make more.
 Scoo: Is this for sale? I would buy one.
 scribbs: Confirmed.
Image 144094   11-13-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
525
 
 SpaceCow: @LaeMi Considering the market, he's maybe a thousandaire. Or at least had a very successful kickstarter which everybody except the backers who are very angry that people can buy the product on Amazon which they haven't received as part of a reward package yet.
 Nothing: Bread On! Apply directly to bread!
 Flirb Dampumple: Corn on the cob seems like a better use case
 LaeMi: You remember that kid in class who was always eating glue? He is a millionaire now from selling this stuff!
 Warrax: I can't believe it's not glue.
Image 144093   11-13-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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