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272890  titular role: Hm...redundant

272893  Korrok: Probably....

272892  Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272921  morakdais: You should've left it black and white like the original.

272905  ChubbyBuddy: without warning labels the public would still believe that cigarettes cure rheumatism

272900  Not A Bot: Spoiler alert: after this picture was taken, George R. R. Martin turned around and killed 7 of these actors with his own two hands.

272906  Greek Fire: *bird flies in* DAMMIT

272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
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 LKoroton: Really, really thank you very much and come whenever you want senor esqueleto
 SpaceCow: These skeletal prostitutes need to step up their game.
 BILL DOOR: THIS IMAGE TERRIFIES ME IN WAYS I DID NOT THINK POSSIBLE.
 scribbs: @questionable Oh, okay...yeah, I was way off in my explanation for you. Sorry, I can't help.
 questionable: @scribbs I mean, sure, that's the first layer of meaning, but I'm trying to look deeper than that. it's like being at the psychiatrist and he keeps asking you how that makes you feel and you keep going deeper until you realize you've always wondered what Vaseline tastes like and then you get thrown out
 scribbs: @questionable It's about guys getting humped by giant Amazon women until they die. A form of execution that generates mixed feelings from the condemned.
 questionable: is this a metaphor for something? like...doing heroin or politics or having too many cats? I always panic when I see stuff like this and say it's just a representation of man's inhumanity to man
 HeCat Cherries: Total lake of hipsters.
 Mern Trulbo: It's all doot, man
 Whatever: They look smashed
 scribbs: "The spirit is strong, but the flesh is weak...and spongy."
 Knice: All dooted out
 Peach: Death... by snu snu!
Image 144102   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
298
 
 questionable: @Mr Bleak thank you for the clarification
 Mr Bleak: @questionable The poor pupper probably has megaesophagus, which means they must eat in that position and stay there for at least 10 minutes after. If so, not nice, but at least she / he gets nutrition. If you google that image and search for "dog with megaesophagus" you'll see that chair a lot. Not a funny comment - for which I apologize - but it's probably not funny for puppers either.
 SpaceCow: "Cheryl, just buy me the bowl with the pegs in it to slow me down."
 questionable: the look of a doggo who is on his very last shred of dignity
 Sheikhjahbooty: Is this Puppy Davros? Borkfsterminate! Borkfsterminate!
 a robot: @Scoo Captain Pike is looking good in the new all-dog remake of Star Trek!
 kotu: i wants a deck
 Himesama: Pupper is tired of your shit.
 Youll Cowards: Borkf once for yes, borkf twice for no
Image 144101   11-13-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
709
 
 questionable: you drew a girl and made it rain on her and then used the garbage you made making the drawing to give her an umbrella. that's pretty shitty world-building there, man
 Teechur: Looks like someone is going #1 on your #2.
Image 144100   11-13-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
282
 
 Flirb Dampumple: Mo' Pho
 kotu: cross the road from chickens like us
 tib gubb: truth in advertising
 Popsicle Dream: Across the road from Sofa King Good
Image 144099   11-13-16   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
590
 
 Guillermus: Way of the bender
Image 144098   11-13-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
820
 
 Mr Bleak: Guess which one farted?
 Cami: Hmph!
 manlyman: Has goat, rad vote
 NoRagrets: Tokes mah goats.
Image 144097   11-13-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
457
 
 RalphyNoPants: I can't wait to see this in my ordering interface.
 BlarfyB: The terroir really comes across!
Image 144096   11-13-16   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
386
 
 WaffleIron: As if the crims can read.
 jayjay: Damn it, I was going to rob you!
 tib gubb: definitely sad
Image 144095   11-13-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
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 SpaceCow: It's my origin story in lamp form.
 greenbean: @scribbs Looks like a pint glass, some astroturf, and a small pie plate. Might just try to make my own...
 NanananananananaCATMAN: These have been sold out for years. I doubt by now he even replies to emails.
 scribbs: vv Also sold out on Amazon.
 scribbs: @Scoo abductionlamp.com/ Sold out, but the site owner says to drop him a note to encourage him to make more.
 lebron: Is this for sale? I would buy one.
 scribbs: Confirmed.
Image 144094   11-13-16   Uploaded by    pawsies
Score:
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 SpaceCow: @LaeMi Considering the market, he's maybe a thousandaire. Or at least had a very successful kickstarter which everybody except the backers who are very angry that people can buy the product on Amazon which they haven't received as part of a reward package yet.
 Nothing: Bread On! Apply directly to bread!
 Flirb Dampumple: Corn on the cob seems like a better use case
 LaeMi: You remember that kid in class who was always eating glue? He is a millionaire now from selling this stuff!
 Warrax: I can't believe it's not glue.
Image 144093   11-13-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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