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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

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 Warrax: Well isn't that a fine how-do-ya-do.
 questionable: oh you're gonna put those flowers in me huh? more like you THINK you're gonna put those flowers in me! bitch! kiss my ass, I'll be at Duane's!
 WaffleIron: Be our guest, be our guest! put our magic to the test!
 Peach: That vase is giving me sass.
Image 144020   11-13-16   Uploaded by    anonimos
 questionable: nothing like a warm basket of doggo, right out of the dryer
 ClockworkJackalope: " now push the basket down the stairs! It'll be fun! Really!"
 Higdec: Wow, that's a lot of dog hair on those clothes.
 Peach: I want there to be room in that basket for me.
Image 144019   11-13-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 questionable: get fucked, space. we're over you
 Amy Housewine: The Not Unfriendly, Just Disinterested Spaceship.
 WTF: Kids: "Mars again!?! I thought we were going to Triton!"
 Peach: Ugh, space travel, how trite.
Image 144018   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 scribbs: @Cami I got that joke, and I appreciated it very much.
 whiplash: Beats the Leave-It bar.
 questionable: "take it! only if you want to, right? like if you're into it and cool with it, you can take it. I'm...I'm not telling you that's not what I'm about. listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot here, I mean I'm actually quite nice, I'm real progressive, I volunteer down at the co-op two hours a's just...things have been real slow, right? like I can't catch a break, so I'm always on edge don't need to know this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm always making other people listen to my problems, I just...maybe if you want, take it?"
 ClockworkJackalope: Just like a kit kat, it is best to consume by biting square on, none of this breaking off portions crap
 Cami: Abbie Hoffman's candy bar.
 Noremak: Takin it with four fingers, eh?
 SunWukong: Brave-it-bar.
 Scoo: Break me off a finger of that Take-It Bar!
Image 144017   11-13-16   Uploaded by    turtled
Image 144016 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

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 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I too saw the same show, and I'm glad that they mined some truth for their fiction.
 scribbs: @Gomi Day @WaffleIron You made me look it up. Wikipedia on his paintings: "One modern art critic was asked to review some of his paintings without being told who painted them and judged them "quite good". The different style in which he drew human figures, however, the critic said, represented a profound uninterest in people." Interesting. Collecting his paintings was a plot point in a mystery show I once saw; the critic said Hitler sucked at painting people.
 Jotun: Hitlerhorn
 Jotun: Hitlerhorn
 trelyate: we never should have canceled The Apprentice.
 Ulillillia: Terrence & Adolf
 Noremak: Maybe we should stop picking on Butthorn but naaah. It'll be fine.
 Gomi Day: @Scoo daaaang.
 Skaalar: Quick! Someone get Denmark on the phone!
 WaffleIron: @Gomi Day : fom the wikipedias: " Instead of progressing in his artistic influence, his works copied the artists of the nineteenth century and many of the masters preceding him." I think the beef is with him trying to be someone else, and not developing a unique enough style - which sounds a lot like an "art world" problem. Also there is mention, and I see this as well, that he puts all his effort in the architecture in the paintings and none into the nature or the people. Certainly some of his portraits are a little off.
 Scoo: @Gomi Day I once stayed in a Trump hotel and thought it was pretty nice.
 Gomi Day: i've got to say that from an objective view, i really like his paintings and don't quite understand why they were universally viewed as being utter garbage.
 cizhiresb: .......
 cizhiresb: #22547
 cizhiresb: Image 22547
 cizhiresb: but they didn't stop 22547
 Scoo: @square44 Mel Gibson?
 square44: in an alternate universe, a German artist's legacy is tarnished by his tendency to anti-Semitic ranting at parties
Image 144015   11-13-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 scribbs: Been there; done that.
 dsdavis008: there's*
 dsdavis008: I love how theres some breaking bad meth to the right
 dingding: @Yam @Scoo Hmm, I was brought up to believe in a classless society..
 Skaalar: Pretty much my sister except switch out that delicious red with a boxed Chardonnay.
 Mr. Butt: ElaineHorn
 Yam: @ignatz Because we're CLASSY in the friendly spaceship
 Scoo: @ignatz Gotta stay classy. I have a 1 liter wine glass that I can empty an entire wine bottle into and still have room for it to "breathe" (a very classy thing for wine to do)
 metallica: Why not cut out the middleman
Image 144014   11-13-16   Uploaded by    titular role
 Wookiee: That's a helluva twist for the new Freaky Friday remake.
 WTF: Who rides it better?
 cizhiresb: the teleportation problems
Image 144013   11-13-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
 fomoire: Some people amuse themselves by poking stuff with a pen.
 Janston: Man, how'd you get the subtle jpeg artifacts so perfect?
 Teechur: It looks like it's drawn on the inside of my screen!
 Dreforian: Can't even tell that's not really four photos merged into one image! Amazing!
 cizhiresb: wow!it really look really real!
Image 144012   11-13-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 Peach: Your super realistic 3D sketches need some work.
 fanny: you say that, but i have yet to see any koalafications to back up your claim
 Knice: Just high-koalaty puns, my friend.
Image 144011   11-13-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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