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234501  Ulillillia: Ouch

234477  Dreforian: @glenalec Everything's moving to the cloud these days

234483  Dreforian: Oh shi- did we leave the oven on when we left the cave?

234483  Dreforian: Quick! I heard someone has popcorn at the Vatican!

234483  Dreforian: SPRING BREAK!

234506  glenalec: I avoid tech that looks like a SciFi villain designed it - they always seem to contain one crucial flaw.

234504  glenalec: @WTF - But she can #234513 ! And #234510 is certainly trying!

234501  Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!

234489  fanny: mods, please update my username to fanny fidler

234504  glenalec: Aliens are among us - more proof of non-humanoid tool-using lifeforms.

229496  fanny: return #234492

234492  fanny: haha @Peter Pantsless #229496

234503  Scoo: "They took mah ears!"

234502  Scoo: Ahhhh! Acid shin attack!

234493  Teechur: Just realized they got the leash, too!

234423  glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234428  glenalec: Don't upload me like potato.

234430  glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234488  grizzly: @looch nerd! No just kidding. I did the same thing.

234493  Teechur: Where's Grandma?

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234265 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234465 a robot: Mantis' long lost sister?

234430 glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234446 a robot: But....why?

234437 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.

234411 Peter Pantsless: Ah, they're probably going to shave it off and were just having a bit of fun. I give myself goofy facial hair whenever I shave my beard off

234423 glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.



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 Warrax: Well isn't that a fine how-do-ya-do.
 questionable: oh you're gonna put those flowers in me huh? more like you THINK you're gonna put those flowers in me! bitch! kiss my ass, I'll be at Duane's!
 WaffleIron: Be our guest, be our guest! put our magic to the test!
 Peach: That vase is giving me sass.
Image 144020   11-13-16   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
673
 
 questionable: nothing like a warm basket of doggo, right out of the dryer
 ClockworkJackalope: " now push the basket down the stairs! It'll be fun! Really!"
 Higdec: Wow, that's a lot of dog hair on those clothes.
 Peach: I want there to be room in that basket for me.
Image 144019   11-13-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
649
 
 questionable: get fucked, space. we're over you
 Amy Housewine: The Not Unfriendly, Just Disinterested Spaceship.
 WTF: Kids: "Mars again!?! I thought we were going to Triton!"
 Peach: Ugh, space travel, how trite.
Image 144018   11-13-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
529
 
 scribbs: @Cami I got that joke, and I appreciated it very much.
 whiplash: Beats the Leave-It bar.
 questionable: "take it! but...uhh...like only if you want to, right? like if you're into it and cool with it, you can take it. I'm...I'm not telling you to...like that's not what I'm about. listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot here, I mean I'm actually quite nice, I'm real progressive, I volunteer down at the co-op two hours a week...it's just...things have been real slow, right? like I can't catch a break, so I'm always on edge and...you don't need to know this, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm always making other people listen to my problems, I just...maybe if you want, take it?"
 ClockworkJackalope: Just like a kit kat, it is best to consume by biting square on, none of this breaking off portions crap
 Cami: Abbie Hoffman's candy bar.
 Noremak: Takin it with four fingers, eh?
 SunWukong: Brave-it-bar.
 Scoo: Break me off a finger of that Take-It Bar!
Image 144017   11-13-16   Uploaded by    turtled
Image 144016 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr Mumble. You have brought shame on us, Mr Mumble.
Score:
301
 
 WaffleIron: @scribbs : I too saw the same show, and I'm glad that they mined some truth for their fiction.
 scribbs: @Gomi Day @WaffleIron You made me look it up. Wikipedia on his paintings: "One modern art critic was asked to review some of his paintings without being told who painted them and judged them "quite good". The different style in which he drew human figures, however, the critic said, represented a profound uninterest in people." Interesting. Collecting his paintings was a plot point in a mystery show I once saw; the critic said Hitler sucked at painting people.
 Jotun: Hitlerhorn
 Jotun: Hitlerhorn
 trelyate: we never should have canceled The Apprentice.
 Ulillillia: Terrence & Adolf
 Noremak: Maybe we should stop picking on Butthorn but naaah. It'll be fine.
 Gomi Day: @Scoo daaaang.
 Skaalar: Quick! Someone get Denmark on the phone!
 WaffleIron: @Gomi Day : fom the wikipedias: " Instead of progressing in his artistic influence, his works copied the artists of the nineteenth century and many of the masters preceding him." I think the beef is with him trying to be someone else, and not developing a unique enough style - which sounds a lot like an "art world" problem. Also there is mention, and I see this as well, that he puts all his effort in the architecture in the paintings and none into the nature or the people. Certainly some of his portraits are a little off.
 Scoo: @Gomi Day I once stayed in a Trump hotel and thought it was pretty nice.
 Gomi Day: i've got to say that from an objective view, i really like his paintings and don't quite understand why they were universally viewed as being utter garbage.
 cizhiresb: .......
 cizhiresb: #22547
 cizhiresb: Image 22547
 cizhiresb: but they didn't stop 22547
 Scoo: @square44 Mel Gibson?
 square44: in an alternate universe, a German artist's legacy is tarnished by his tendency to anti-Semitic ranting at parties
Image 144015   11-13-16   Uploaded by    gutwheat
Score:
610
 
 scribbs: Been there; done that.
 dsdavis008: there's*
 dsdavis008: I love how theres some breaking bad meth to the right
 ignatz: @Yam @Scoo Hmm, I was brought up to believe in a classless society..
 Skaalar: Pretty much my sister except switch out that delicious red with a boxed Chardonnay.
 Mr. Butt: ElaineHorn
 Yam: @ignatz Because we're CLASSY in the friendly spaceship
 Scoo: @ignatz Gotta stay classy. I have a 1 liter wine glass that I can empty an entire wine bottle into and still have room for it to "breathe" (a very classy thing for wine to do)
 ignatz: Why not cut out the middleman
Image 144014   11-13-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
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 Wookiee: That's a helluva twist for the new Freaky Friday remake.
 WTF: Who rides it better?
 cizhiresb: the teleportation problems
Image 144013   11-13-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
1077
 
 fomoire: Some people amuse themselves by poking stuff with a pen.
 Janston: Man, how'd you get the subtle jpeg artifacts so perfect?
 Teechur: It looks like it's drawn on the inside of my screen!
 Dreforian: Can't even tell that's not really four photos merged into one image! Amazing!
 cizhiresb: wow!it really look really real!
Image 144012   11-13-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
473
 
 Peach: Your super realistic 3D sketches need some work.
 fanny: you say that, but i have yet to see any koalafications to back up your claim
 Knice: Just high-koalaty puns, my friend.
Image 144011   11-13-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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