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228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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10. EndlessVanity: 1977 points
11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
12. greg: 1948 points
13. majorchamp: 1947 points
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Score:
379
 
 Ulillillia: *heavy breathing*
 Vinochet: coriolis
 ottorongo: I kept clicking on the little play arrow to see the pizza video.
 CastleBravo: "I cum in pies".
 Otterman: Galaxy of cheese
 scribbs: Leave it to the internet to make even pizza look gross.
 SunWukong: That looks likes an infected skin graft.
 jochenau: *clicks play button*
 Theta Zero: You gave your pizza a purple nurple
Image 143800   11-12-16   Uploaded by    clueful
Image 143799 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by manlyman. We'll pray for you, manlyman.
Score:
669
 
 BlarfyB: @scribbs Those hours are still billable!
 scribbs: I know a lawyer who takes a twenty-minute nap every afternoon whether she's in court or not.
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 143798   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
108
 
 Otterman: Behold your mortality
 Headoftheclass: Anyone else thinking holiday threesome? No? really? (exit stage left)
 duckfarts: whoa, you got TWO predator heads?
 Teechur: I am soo excited for the Zombie Apocalypse. I just love eating people.
 Himesama: I am soo excited for thanksgiving. I just love feeding people.
Image 143797   11-12-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
1072
 
 werterland: "Let go of my fucking feet, you little shit!"
 a robot: BOOM, BABY!
 Mad Collager: What? What?!? It's way better protection than sunblock!
 Mr. Shine: *Throws pokeball*
 Annoying Vegan : I'll bet the lady birds go wild for that hairdo.
 scribbs: A centurion bird: you seen 'em about 1% of the time, and they're definitely the boss. Easy to spot, though.
 Otterman: Jaunty, even. Jauntastic. Jauntiffic. Jaunt-e. Jauntarooty tooty.
 A duck: The fuck you lookin at?
 duckfarts: sassy as fuck
Image 143796   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
443
 
 mwoody: After his wife died, old man Jenkins made a sad but ultimately ill-conceived attempt to fly his cubicle to South America.
 scribbs: *Spends rest of day walking up behind people & popping balloons with lit cigarette*
 A duck: Coworker asshole status: CONFIRMED
 duckfarts: CLOWNING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
Image 143795   11-12-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
886
 
 Cami: I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
 Mad Collager: I'm practicing my Toe-chee.
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR proven right once again
 LogicKitty: I'm just gonna take a little nibble to see how it tastes
 scribbs: Typical research project at the Wharton School: this one titled "Do Big Kats Like Toe-Jam?"
 Teechur: CAT scan shows no major problems. Subsequent pictures, however, may show more evidence.
Image 143794   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
330
 
 Wookiee: Yo, no fat chicks.
 Peach: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have super-sized my meal.
 A duck: Just slip that wheelchair on in there.
 duckfarts: [pees on power outlet]
 SomeCanadian: Somehow I doubt this is ADA compliant.
Image 143793   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
409
 
 ignatz: F word C word C word
 Scoo: But I poop from there, after 10pm!
 trelyate: it's 10 o'clock somewhere!
 a sedated moose: That's the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
 A duck: You rang?
 Beef Supreme: Explains why hockey isn't more popular in the U.S., as the puck cannot be mentioned by name.
 SomeCanadian: [THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE FCC]
 5 Headed Snake God: Muck this.
 Mr. Shine: What the duck?!
Image 143792   11-12-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
108
 
 ignatz: Never trust an ATM with wheels
 cenecia: Took $40 out and suddenly I'm signed up for a small business loan?!?
 ClockworkJackalope: Decepticon
 Teechur: Oh the Wells Fargo ATM is-a coooomin' down the hall, oh pleeease let it be for me.....
 carpwoman: This is the most amazing photo I've seen all day.
Image 143791   11-12-16   Uploaded by    catheter
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