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258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.



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Score:
379
 
 Ulillillia: *heavy breathing*
 Vinochet: coriolis
 ottorongo: I kept clicking on the little play arrow to see the pizza video.
 CastleBravo: "I cum in pies".
 Otterman: Galaxy of cheese
 scribbs: Leave it to the internet to make even pizza look gross.
 SunWukong: That looks likes an infected skin graft.
 jochenau: *clicks play button*
 Theta Zero: You gave your pizza a purple nurple
Image 143800   11-12-16   Uploaded by    clueful
Image 143799 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by manlyman. Your image was bad, manlyman.
Score:
669
 
 BlarfyB: @scribbs Those hours are still billable!
 scribbs: I know a lawyer who takes a twenty-minute nap every afternoon whether she's in court or not.
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 143798   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
108
 
 Otterman: Behold your mortality
 Headoftheclass: Anyone else thinking holiday threesome? No? really? (exit stage left)
 duckfarts: whoa, you got TWO predator heads?
 Teechur: I am soo excited for the Zombie Apocalypse. I just love eating people.
 Himesama: I am soo excited for thanksgiving. I just love feeding people.
Image 143797   11-12-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
1072
 
 werterland: "Let go of my fucking feet, you little shit!"
 a robot: BOOM, BABY!
 Mad Collager: What? What?!? It's way better protection than sunblock!
 Mr. Shine: *Throws pokeball*
 Annoying Vegan : I'll bet the lady birds go wild for that hairdo.
 scribbs: A centurion bird: you seen 'em about 1% of the time, and they're definitely the boss. Easy to spot, though.
 Otterman: Jaunty, even. Jauntastic. Jauntiffic. Jaunt-e. Jauntarooty tooty.
 A duck: The fuck you lookin at?
 duckfarts: sassy as fuck
Image 143796   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
443
 
 mwoody: After his wife died, old man Jenkins made a sad but ultimately ill-conceived attempt to fly his cubicle to South America.
 scribbs: *Spends rest of day walking up behind people & popping balloons with lit cigarette*
 A duck: Coworker asshole status: CONFIRMED
 duckfarts: CLOWNING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
Image 143795   11-12-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
886
 
 Cami: I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
 Mad Collager: I'm practicing my Toe-chee.
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR proven right once again
 LogicKitty: I'm just gonna take a little nibble to see how it tastes
 scribbs: Typical research project at the Wharton School: this one titled "Do Big Kats Like Toe-Jam?"
 Teechur: CAT scan shows no major problems. Subsequent pictures, however, may show more evidence.
Image 143794   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
330
 
 Wookiee: Yo, no fat chicks.
 Peach: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have super-sized my meal.
 A duck: Just slip that wheelchair on in there.
 duckfarts: [pees on power outlet]
 SomeCanadian: Somehow I doubt this is ADA compliant.
Image 143793   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
409
 
 ignatz: F word C word C word
 Scoo: But I poop from there, after 10pm!
 trelyate: it's 10 o'clock somewhere!
 a sedated moose: That's the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
 A duck: You rang?
 Beef Supreme: Explains why hockey isn't more popular in the U.S., as the puck cannot be mentioned by name.
 SomeCanadian: [THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE FCC]
 5 Headed Snake God: Muck this.
 Mr. Shine: What the duck?!
Image 143792   11-12-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
108
 
 ignatz: Never trust an ATM with wheels
 cenecia: Took $40 out and suddenly I'm signed up for a small business loan?!?
 ClockworkJackalope: Decepticon
 Teechur: Oh the Wells Fargo ATM is-a coooomin' down the hall, oh pleeease let it be for me.....
 carpwoman: This is the most amazing photo I've seen all day.
Image 143791   11-12-16   Uploaded by    catheter
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