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244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

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3. glenalec
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5. Felicity
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7. Scoo
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9. Dr Awkward
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...



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Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
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 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
379
 
 Ulillillia: *heavy breathing*
 Vinochet: coriolis
 ottorongo: I kept clicking on the little play arrow to see the pizza video.
 CastleBravo: "I cum in pies".
 Otterman: Galaxy of cheese
 scribbs: Leave it to the internet to make even pizza look gross.
 SunWukong: That looks likes an infected skin graft.
 jochenau: *clicks play button*
 Theta Zero: You gave your pizza a purple nurple
Image 143800   11-12-16   Uploaded by    clueful
Image 143799 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by manlyman. You have brought shame on us, manlyman.
Score:
669
 
 BlarfyB: @scribbs Those hours are still billable!
 scribbs: I know a lawyer who takes a twenty-minute nap every afternoon whether she's in court or not.
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 143798   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
108
 
 Otterman: Behold your mortality
 Headoftheclass: Anyone else thinking holiday threesome? No? really? (exit stage left)
 duckfarts: whoa, you got TWO predator heads?
 Teechur: I am soo excited for the Zombie Apocalypse. I just love eating people.
 Himesama: I am soo excited for thanksgiving. I just love feeding people.
Image 143797   11-12-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
1072
 
 werterland: "Let go of my fucking feet, you little shit!"
 a robot: BOOM, BABY!
 Mad Collager: What? What?!? It's way better protection than sunblock!
 Mr. Shine: *Throws pokeball*
 Annoying Vegan : I'll bet the lady birds go wild for that hairdo.
 scribbs: A centurion bird: you seen 'em about 1% of the time, and they're definitely the boss. Easy to spot, though.
 Otterman: Jaunty, even. Jauntastic. Jauntiffic. Jaunt-e. Jauntarooty tooty.
 A duck: The fuck you lookin at?
 duckfarts: sassy as fuck
Image 143796   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
443
 
 mwoody: After his wife died, old man Jenkins made a sad but ultimately ill-conceived attempt to fly his cubicle to South America.
 scribbs: *Spends rest of day walking up behind people & popping balloons with lit cigarette*
 A duck: Coworker asshole status: CONFIRMED
 duckfarts: CLOWNING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
Image 143795   11-12-16   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
886
 
 Cami: I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost.
 Mad Collager: I'm practicing my Toe-chee.
 Ulillillia: @BILL DOOR proven right once again
 LogicKitty: I'm just gonna take a little nibble to see how it tastes
 scribbs: Typical research project at the Wharton School: this one titled "Do Big Kats Like Toe-Jam?"
 Teechur: CAT scan shows no major problems. Subsequent pictures, however, may show more evidence.
Image 143794   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
330
 
 Wookiee: Yo, no fat chicks.
 Peach: Damn, I knew I shouldn't have super-sized my meal.
 A duck: Just slip that wheelchair on in there.
 duckfarts: [pees on power outlet]
 SomeCanadian: Somehow I doubt this is ADA compliant.
Image 143793   11-12-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
409
 
 ignatz: F word C word C word
 Scoo: But I poop from there, after 10pm!
 trelyate: it's 10 o'clock somewhere!
 a sedated moose: That's the fellas at the freakin' FCC!
 A duck: You rang?
 Beef Supreme: Explains why hockey isn't more popular in the U.S., as the puck cannot be mentioned by name.
 SomeCanadian: [THIS POST HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE FCC]
 5 Headed Snake God: Muck this.
 Mr. Shine: What the duck?!
Image 143792   11-12-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
108
 
 ignatz: Never trust an ATM with wheels
 cenecia: Took $40 out and suddenly I'm signed up for a small business loan?!?
 ClockworkJackalope: Decepticon
 Teechur: Oh the Wells Fargo ATM is-a coooomin' down the hall, oh pleeease let it be for me.....
 carpwoman: This is the most amazing photo I've seen all day.
Image 143791   11-12-16   Uploaded by    catheter
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