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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
630
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: "the moon, how does it work?"
 Warrax: @Lestrange It goes without saying.
 jochenau: Friggin' moon, making us all irritable with its magic space rays!
 Lestrange: I just read this out to my ole lady and wine blew down her nose. Thanks @hat thrab
 Lestrange: Surely there is a bottle of whiskey missing from the recipe here?
 Peach: Or as I call it, "just another Thursday night"
Image 143285   11-09-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
705
 
 KingTrebek: hieronymous bosch themed halloween
 EvilOtter: This is how they teach Creationism in schools.
 Mr. Shine: I'm frightened
 Warrax: Your centaur has the plague. Plague doctor is here to help.
 KL1NGON: And young Monica Mattos was permanently scarred.
 itskando: Which birds are you?
 DrinkMixMan: Equus, Jr.
 Nope: We meet again
 copunter: so young, and yet they've bested any halloween I've ever seen
Image 143284   11-09-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
390
 
 whiplash: Pheasant behind glass.
 Warrax: I don't see the other two.
 Mad Collager: The pheasants are not revolting!
 sparename: He's not gonna pluck it
 Peach: Love will find a way.
Image 143283   11-09-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
478
 
 sunset blues: came here to post that @Noremak
 Uncle Phil: Lol, I guess cyrillic isn't valid here.
 Uncle Phil: ?
 Noremak: They found the mole we planted! Abort mission!
 tib gubb: dude on the right is having a moment
 Starky15: In 5 minutes he will give you the caramilk secret
 SoyUnPerdedor: justrussiathings
 Sheikhjahbooty: Fumofu
 Himesama: "Hilary for prison!"
 copunter: furrydom of speech
Image 143282   11-09-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
322
 
 Lestrange: Facial expression of the kid top row 2nd from right kind of hints at his growing up a bit different.
 Shay: Jesus christ kid, your eyes are gonna bulge out and the one in the middle will take them.
 Urn BooUrn: Oh, my god! A new story by Bradbury!
 Urn BooUrn: What a mix of cruelty and laughter it is!
 sparename: "Look at the size of those editorials..."
Image 143281   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
635
 
 msmstud: "Schadenfreude" is one of my favorite words.
 ModelTRex: Ah, life.
 Shay: He must be referring to #143279
Image 143280   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
298
 
 SpaceCow: Don't tell David Draiman what to do, you clown.
 a robot: @Janston "How does it keep up with current events like that?!"
 Janston: @a robot "Looks like those clowns in Washington did it again, what a bunch of clowns."
 a robot: @Janston Can't be any worse than all those other clowns in Washington! *laughs, then cries*
 Janston: I'd vote for him.
 Scrounge: @LaeMi More like disturbING enough.
 LaeMi: Disturbed enough already.
Image 143279   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
378
 
 Lestrange: Greek yacht repo guy hard at work I see
 Minnesotan: are you a boat or not?! *smashes champagne bottle on desk*
 Mr. Shine: Ahoy, dawg.
 Peter Pantsless: "Where'd you get that dinghy?" "Fell off a boat. A boat boat." "But where'd you get the boat?" "Fell off a boat boat...boat."
 dobbiesdoogs: for your cargo needs, contact xzibit shipping company
Image 143278   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
451
 
 ignatz: True story : Got bit by a deer tick, phoned my doc and he asked "where did you get bitten?" "On the top of my bum" "Er no, where in the country?"
 LaeMi: @ModelTRex - You da ho!
 ModelTRex: "But we're in Idaho!"
 Ulillillia: Missouri prefecture
 Scrounge: @Warrax So they're gonna break his legs and make him write a book?
 KL1NGON: So, he's definitely gonna die.
 ClockworkJackalope: I approve
 Warrax: It's spelled "misery."
Image 143277   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
371
 
 SpaceCow: The anchor of any mini-mall.
 ModelTRex: ... go on.
 Mr. Shine: "Yeah, they tried to arrest me on the way out, claimed I was shoplifting their merchandise, heh heh heh." *crushes PBR can on forehead*
 ClockworkJackalope: Compensation!
 Scrounge: I don't think that's gonna fit.
 sparename: "...Partially Concealed"
Image 143276   11-09-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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