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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
630
 
 SoyUnPerdedor: "the moon, how does it work?"
 Warrax: @Lestrange It goes without saying.
 jochenau: Friggin' moon, making us all irritable with its magic space rays!
 Lestrange: I just read this out to my ole lady and wine blew down her nose. Thanks @hat thrab
 Lestrange: Surely there is a bottle of whiskey missing from the recipe here?
 Peach: Or as I call it, "just another Thursday night"
Image 143285   11-09-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
705
 
 KingTrebek: hieronymous bosch themed halloween
 EvilOtter: This is how they teach Creationism in schools.
 Mr. Shine: I'm frightened
 Warrax: Your centaur has the plague. Plague doctor is here to help.
 KL1NGON: And young Monica Mattos was permanently scarred.
 itskando: Which birds are you?
 DrinkMixMan: Equus, Jr.
 Nope: We meet again
 copunter: so young, and yet they've bested any halloween I've ever seen
Image 143284   11-09-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
390
 
 whiplash: Pheasant behind glass.
 Warrax: I don't see the other two.
 Mad Collager: The pheasants are not revolting!
 sparename: He's not gonna pluck it
 Peach: Love will find a way.
Image 143283   11-09-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
478
 
 sunset blues: came here to post that @Noremak
 Uncle Phil: Lol, I guess cyrillic isn't valid here.
 Uncle Phil: ?
 Noremak: They found the mole we planted! Abort mission!
 tib gubb: dude on the right is having a moment
 Starky15: In 5 minutes he will give you the caramilk secret
 SoyUnPerdedor: justrussiathings
 Sheikhjahbooty: Fumofu
 Himesama: "Hilary for prison!"
 copunter: furrydom of speech
Image 143282   11-09-16   Uploaded by    copunter
Score:
322
 
 Lestrange: Facial expression of the kid top row 2nd from right kind of hints at his growing up a bit different.
 Shay: Jesus christ kid, your eyes are gonna bulge out and the one in the middle will take them.
 Urn BooUrn: Oh, my god! A new story by Bradbury!
 Urn BooUrn: What a mix of cruelty and laughter it is!
 sparename: "Look at the size of those editorials..."
Image 143281   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Salvador Molly
Score:
635
 
 msmstud: "Schadenfreude" is one of my favorite words.
 ModelTRex: Ah, life.
 Shay: He must be referring to #143279
Image 143280   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
298
 
 SpaceCow: Don't tell David Draiman what to do, you clown.
 a robot: @Janston "How does it keep up with current events like that?!"
 Janston: @a robot "Looks like those clowns in Washington did it again, what a bunch of clowns."
 a robot: @Janston Can't be any worse than all those other clowns in Washington! *laughs, then cries*
 Janston: I'd vote for him.
 Scrounge: @LaeMi More like disturbING enough.
 LaeMi: Disturbed enough already.
Image 143279   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
378
 
 Lestrange: Greek yacht repo guy hard at work I see
 Minnesotan: are you a boat or not?! *smashes champagne bottle on desk*
 Mr. Shine: Ahoy, dawg.
 Peter Pantsless: "Where'd you get that dinghy?" "Fell off a boat. A boat boat." "But where'd you get the boat?" "Fell off a boat boat...boat."
 dobbiesdoogs: for your cargo needs, contact xzibit shipping company
Image 143278   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
451
 
 ignatz: True story : Got bit by a deer tick, phoned my doc and he asked "where did you get bitten?" "On the top of my bum" "Er no, where in the country?"
 LaeMi: @ModelTRex - You da ho!
 ModelTRex: "But we're in Idaho!"
 Ulillillia: Missouri prefecture
 Scrounge: @Warrax So they're gonna break his legs and make him write a book?
 KL1NGON: So, he's definitely gonna die.
 ClockworkJackalope: I approve
 Warrax: It's spelled "misery."
Image 143277   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
371
 
 SpaceCow: The anchor of any mini-mall.
 ModelTRex: ... go on.
 Mr. Shine: "Yeah, they tried to arrest me on the way out, claimed I was shoplifting their merchandise, heh heh heh." *crushes PBR can on forehead*
 ClockworkJackalope: Compensation!
 Scrounge: I don't think that's gonna fit.
 sparename: "...Partially Concealed"
Image 143276   11-09-16   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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