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268103  E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268218  Not A Bot: 1000 mile stare

268106  E. HONDA: "One frosty boy"

268228  Knice: I bet this woman votes. Do you?

268155  E. HONDA: Who's the plumber, Norman??

268214  Yam: That reminds me of my friend Leah

268219  Knice: Ah, the FiboNazi Spiral.

268185  E. HONDA: For all your pyramid needs, call CubePushers LLC

268212  a robot: @Nope Every friend was the worst friend in their own unique and shitty way

268214  a robot: We need a modern-day picture to compare it to

268216  BavidDowie: R2mus Prime

268216  Yam: Be careful who you call ugly in middle school

267978  ChubbyBuddy: fair

268178  BavidDowie: Just the tip of the iceborkf

268214  ChubbyBuddy: tell me more

268187  BavidDowie: Classic Karli

268215  ChubbyBuddy: @Munkybut @Alaskan but it's racist against a white person so its fine

268210  ChubbyBuddy: @Zaxxoff i finally understand why ive always wanted to punch that guy. i thought it was the mustache

267978  AGGRO-GATOR MOD: Lol shut the fuck up

268215  Munkybut: @Alaskan there's a "white" noodle in there. It's racist

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. wolfpk
5. Shay
6. Not A Bot
7. Dr Awkward
8. Felicity
9. ignatz
10. VeeKay

The top ten most commented-on images today:

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

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Unstableton uploaded 267819 (882 points)
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Seven Eight Nine uploaded 267768 (854 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (847 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (832 points)
NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
Paint Chips uploaded 267707 (777 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)

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 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2282 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1790 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1651 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 1591 points
12. Gomi Day: 1570 points
13. greg: 1560 points
14. ChubbyBuddy: 1514 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 Mr. Shine: This is the guy that math textbooks write word problems about.
 Warrax: When you compulsively upload over 500 watermelons to your minivan
 Mad Collager: This car is sagging sadly. It's downright meloncholy.
 jochenau: Yippee-kai-ay, melon farmer!
Image 143240   11-09-16   Uploaded by    copunter
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm sorry, Roy. I was just trying to help, but I forgot that I'm huge and pointy." "I know, buddy. I know."
 dangerous dave: "It's okay, human. I didn't vote for him either."
 Lestrange: Kidneys nice, firm and plump.
Image 143239   11-09-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
 Mitchell: Awwwwwww, I want to do that!
 Shay: MacGyver's job moonlighting as a vet is working quite well.
 Mad Collager: Alright, human. We know you have milk. Hand teat over!
 Peter Pantsless: haha adorable AND clever
Image 143238   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Image 143237 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Smorlacks. You have brought shame on us, Smorlacks.
 SpaceCow: Santa took a hardline after Jack accidentally tread on his holiday.
 whiplash: You've got some space there at the bottom, why not put out the Easter candy?
 Eleftheros: Happy decemberween!
 Sadbot: Have a spooooky Christmas!
Image 143236   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 Lestrange: Good old Deano.
 Radstarboom: Did he then do the dinosaur?
 Flirb Dampumple: I think you mean lie
 Sadbot: Friendship ended with Corey, Dean is my best friend now
Image 143235   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Troll
 Snix: What a stupid roof design.
 Flirb Dampumple: "My leg fell asleep." "SHHH! any minute now, they're going to kiss"
 John Singapore: I didn't thought of this.
Image 143234   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 Mr Bleak: I will never understand modern fashions.
 Jaktai: Just let it run for a few minutes and it will untangle itself.
 scribbs: "You know what I'm thinking, sweetie? I'm thinking that you would look really, really, really cute with a pixie cut? How's that sound?"
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless Took the words/reference right out of my mouth!
 Hiddentigerma: @Himesama Or scissors.
 Peter Pantsless: Dad really needs to give up on those things #124026
 dangerous dave: Edward MagnumPI-Hands.
 John Singapore: As a kid I also lived near an airfield. We used to watch the planes with coloured smoke twirl overhead. Got some stuck in my hair too. Lots of people have this problem
 jochenau: Ouch!
 Himesama: My daighter did that once with a fine toothed round brush. You just need some steady hands and lots of conditioner.
Image 143233   11-09-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
 SpaceCow: "Excuse me but can you spare a slice of bread to help keep swans like me off the streets?"
 whiplash: Got any spare stale bread? No? Well, have a nice day anyway!
 Cami: I always wondered how they lived.
 KnowLifer: Username/upload combo
 msmstud: Go away, swan. Nothing's majestic or serene right now. Come back when YOUR habitat's OFF MINE.
 SomeCanadian: Excuse me sir, do you have some time today to talk about our lord and saviour @duck farts?
 dobbiesdoogs: hey joey, i was just stopping by cause i was worried about you, on account of you not being able to just float along the flooded river and all...hope you're okay!
Image 143232   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 scribbs: I normally don't approve of this sort of thing, but the four together really work for me.
 msmstud: I visualize the artist's extended nuclear families all have at least two of his works, stowed in coat closets until he visits, then stuffed away again 5 minutes after his departure.
 thecraftywolf: the real aristocats
Image 143231   11-09-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
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