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258048  Felicity: @Knice Only if you see the Queen of Diamonds

258051  Felicity: Not a problem! Iron Man went through many version of his suit. Remember the lumpy gray Iron Man?

257855  Mr Bleak: I heard that yo momma was doing some modeling work.

258061  Felicity: I liked their song Selfie

258070  Amy Housewine: @Messed Up Dog You have an appropriate username for this one.

258062  Amy Housewine: Whyatt puts his name on this cartoon three times, whereas many would not want to own up to it at all.

258057  Amy Housewine: The strain of trying to remember this gave me a heart attack.

258070  Messed Up Dog: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!

258070  Chile Quornwrap: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator

258070  mrmrmr: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss

258018  DrinkMixMan: Hydrox it is

258039  DrinkMixMan: North North North North North North Korea

258060  Sadpygmy: F'n happiness

258069  Disclosure: I don't see the problem, free honey.

258058  Solemn: @a robot No, it's a container! Put gunpowder in it first, THEN light it!

258019  Skinr: Jack Frost: With a Vengeance

258035  Skinr: Downward Dog?

258039  Skinr: Beauty of Upper Atmosphere.

258044  Skinr: And that's how Ald'ruhn was founded, my child.

258051  Skinr: I AM PEWTER PERSON

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10. Shay

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257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

258009 tib gubb: scare them crap out of them - chicks love that

257855 Mr Bleak: I heard that yo momma was doing some modeling work.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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 Mr. Shine: This is the guy that math textbooks write word problems about.
 Warrax: When you compulsively upload over 500 watermelons to your minivan
 Mad Collager: This car is sagging sadly. It's downright meloncholy.
 jochenau: Yippee-kai-ay, melon farmer!
Image 143240   11-09-16   Uploaded by    copunter
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm sorry, Roy. I was just trying to help, but I forgot that I'm huge and pointy." "I know, buddy. I know."
 dangerous dave: "It's okay, human. I didn't vote for him either."
 Lestrange: Kidneys nice, firm and plump.
Image 143239   11-09-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
 Mitchell: Awwwwwww, I want to do that!
 Shay: MacGyver's job moonlighting as a vet is working quite well.
 Mad Collager: Alright, human. We know you have milk. Hand teat over!
 Peter Pantsless: haha adorable AND clever
Image 143238   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Image 143237 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Smorlacks. You have brought shame on us, Smorlacks.
 SpaceCow: Santa took a hardline after Jack accidentally tread on his holiday.
 whiplash: You've got some space there at the bottom, why not put out the Easter candy?
 Eleftheros: Happy decemberween!
 Sadbot: Have a spooooky Christmas!
Image 143236   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
 Lestrange: Good old Deano.
 Radstarboom: Did he then do the dinosaur?
 Flirb Dampumple: I think you mean lie
 Sadbot: Friendship ended with Corey, Dean is my best friend now
Image 143235   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Troll
 Snix: What a stupid roof design.
 Flirb Dampumple: "My leg fell asleep." "SHHH! any minute now, they're going to kiss"
 John Singapore: I didn't thought of this.
Image 143234   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Jennysaurus
 Mr Bleak: I will never understand modern fashions.
 Jaktai: Just let it run for a few minutes and it will untangle itself.
 scribbs: "You know what I'm thinking, sweetie? I'm thinking that you would look really, really, really cute with a pixie cut? How's that sound?"
 Borkf: @Peter Pantsless Took the words/reference right out of my mouth!
 Hiddentigerma: @Himesama Or scissors.
 Peter Pantsless: Dad really needs to give up on those things #124026
 dangerous dave: Edward MagnumPI-Hands.
 John Singapore: As a kid I also lived near an airfield. We used to watch the planes with coloured smoke twirl overhead. Got some stuck in my hair too. Lots of people have this problem
 jochenau: Ouch!
 Himesama: My daighter did that once with a fine toothed round brush. You just need some steady hands and lots of conditioner.
Image 143233   11-09-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
 SpaceCow: "Excuse me but can you spare a slice of bread to help keep swans like me off the streets?"
 whiplash: Got any spare stale bread? No? Well, have a nice day anyway!
 Cami: I always wondered how they lived.
 KnowLifer: Username/upload combo
 msmstud: Go away, swan. Nothing's majestic or serene right now. Come back when YOUR habitat's OFF MINE.
 SomeCanadian: Excuse me sir, do you have some time today to talk about our lord and saviour @duck farts?
 dobbiesdoogs: hey joey, i was just stopping by cause i was worried about you, on account of you not being able to just float along the flooded river and all...hope you're okay!
Image 143232   11-09-16   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 scribbs: I normally don't approve of this sort of thing, but the four together really work for me.
 msmstud: I visualize the artist's extended nuclear families all have at least two of his works, stowed in coat closets until he visits, then stuffed away again 5 minutes after his departure.
 thecraftywolf: the real aristocats
Image 143231   11-09-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
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