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272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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 LKoroton: Just add steam blowing from the ears
 msmstud: "Damn nature, you scary!" (referencing Family Guy cut-away to BET nature documentary.)
 chhumphrey: If the saying, "you are what you eat" is true, I don't want to know!
 Teechur: When your echolocation doesn't work and you run into the wall of the cave. Over and over.
 Knice: "Fuck you; I'm cute as shit."
Image 142814   11-07-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 drhilljack: NO? ?? ???????
 Dresdenkeogh: I picked you up by the bottom and now you ask? There's a time and a place to be coy, and that time was before you were bud light.
 tamarindo: Yeah, because there's no crack.
 msmstud: [Creepy smile.] ......yes.
 chhumphrey: ...... No!
Image 142813   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Kim: NO? ?? ???????
 Kim: NO? ?? ???????
 John Singapore: Erotic, erotic, put your glands all over my Hottie
 Dresdenkeogh: What Happens to innocent commenters when you post before rotating.
 Dresdenkeogh: What Happens to innocent commenters when you post before rotating.
 Spazstatic: That beard is majestic.
 chhumphrey: Screw you, photoshop!
 Amy Housewine: Donnama.
 Ulillillia: Madonna's gone too far with the facelifts
Image 142812   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Quidado la Llama!
 Minnesotan: caaaaaaaaaaaarl
 berlin: I love humans.
 Cami: Something something fat lard something dinner.
 NoRagrets: @bug yes
 bug: Is the llama blue and black or white and gold??
Image 142811   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 scribbs: "Hey, that's my head."
 Beeble: This is fine.
 Dresdenkeogh: @msmstud ouroborkos
 PenguinBartender: First animated Rikki Tikki Tavi was rough, to say the least.
 SomeCanadian: Basically. Missing the Satanic altar and lube, but the basic points are all there.@Hiddentigerma
 a sedated moose: @Five Headed Snake God consuming lesser mono-headed non-god snake.
 msmstud: Ouroboros, you're doing it wrong.
 Teechur: Now kith!
 bug: @Butcherboy From the not as popular sequel: "The Quickly Ending Story"
 Butcherboy: Atreyu!
Image 142810   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 mwoody: Seaman remake?
 tamarindo: This is my human and this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun
 Spazstatic: Only mostly terrifying.
 LaeMi: That is the sound of inevitability!
Image 142809   11-07-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 killme: Old-style selfies, when you had to call yourself and leave a message on your own answering machine.
 Dresdenkeogh: For those "i drink your milkshake" moments
 Thundersplat: call me on your future phone.
 SpaceCow: No, mom, that's not how selfies work.
Image 142808   11-07-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 shitshow: That Water-- I mean, It's just.. and you've got also the other military thing but also the Economy! I mean, it's Iran and Iraq and q-tips do NOT go in the crapper! You CAN NOT flush q-tips. Crooked.
 Peter Pantsless: @kalligrapher "...hands."
 kalligrapher: thank the gods the picture cuts off above his moobs (and micro... ahem).
 John Singapore: If that guys wins, at least it'll be interesting.
 Dresdenkeogh: My appetites are tremendous. Just tremendous. They're the best appetites out there im telling you. You'll be so scared to go back in the water, so scared you wouldn't believe it.
 Ulillillia: Yuge
 SpaceCow: This makes me think a Trump/Uruk would be hilarious.
Image 142807   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Micro Jackson: Not now, Donald, I'm reading some e-mails...
 shitshow: do you want Strep blowhole? Because this is how you get Strep blowhole.
 Knice: Dolphins are kinda rapey. I think Ol' Putes just learned something about himself there.
 Thundersplat: even sea mammals are aroused by putin
Image 142806   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 Dresdenkeogh: @chhumphrey what a wonderful phrase.
 chhumphrey: Hakuna Matata
Image 142805   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
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