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263429  agger gater: So cute. How does he/she keep his/her glasses on?

263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest


263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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 courtney: Holy loly @SpaceCow...
 shitshow: He's praying to Lord Vodka. We all have, I guess.
 scribbs: @Skaalar It's like getting drunk while not in a suit, except somebody invariably ends up wearing his tie on his head.
 Noremak: @Skaalar I haven't to a wedding since I was a preteen. Then again, I have penchant for getting hangovers and throwing up so that's not a good goal for me.
 Skaalar: @Borkf It was a dry one, so not very many people showed up
 Coolguy: Word...
 Borkf: @Skaalar Never been to a wedding?
 Headoftheclass: You're doing it wrong.
 Skaalar: I've never been drunk in a suit and somehow I think I'm missing out...
 SpaceCow: Drinking vodka in rea life *picture of water bottle sitting at a cubicle desk*.
 WaffleIron: These are not mutually exclusive.
Image 142786   11-07-16   Uploaded by    space
 whiplash: Ryan Reynolds IS Wyatt Earp!
 yawgmoth: Count the cowlicks!
 twitter: He can actually flap those little hairwings and fly.
 LKoroton: Damn hipsters
 Scoo: Dapper AF
Image 142785   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Minx
 shitshow: The tank is both empty and full, simultaneously.
 VoR: Simons cat? nice.
Image 142784   11-07-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
 Peter Pantsless: For some reason I really dig this
 dangerous dave: @Borkf The "etc." in your comment is more rad than the picture.
 Borkf: Yo dawg etc.
 Micro Jackson: Still won't start
 a sedated moose: @Higdec Incorrect; no visible duct tape. Just a bitchin' kluge.
 SpaceCow: The majestic redneck would use every part of the junkyard to make their trucks.
 Higdec: This week on the handyman's corner...
Image 142783   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Mr Bleak: Peachy.
 scribbs: Ambush Borkf, the most dangerous of foes.
 Coolguy: Spoiler: that pupper's name is peach.
 itskando: Bro. Do you even ruff.
 NoRagrets: I'll be honest, didn't think those were peaches in the tubes at first...
 SpaceCow: "This is the pits! Seriously, Sharon, get me the fuck out of this."
 tamarindo: Prevent bruising for maximum juiciness?
 bug: Cling Pooch.
 Derp Herpigan: One of these things is not like the others...
Image 142782   11-07-16   Uploaded by    drhenry
 shitshow: I would've gotten away with the haunting too, had it not been for those meddling kids. -Old Man Jenkins
 Lestrange: Cutie pies
 Hosebag: Hey, move your tired ass off my bench.
 a sedated moose: Wanna snuggle thos asses.
 Bartleby: Dat ass, tho
 Headoftheclass: SFW ass pics.
Image 142781   11-07-16   Uploaded by    skillet
 msmstud: @VoR -- wouldn't it be "P.I.S.S."?
 Skaalar: Here we see what happens when Terror whelps Sin.
 VoR: KISS initiate their drummer
Image 142780   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 Jaktai: Finally I can hide in a falafel stand.
 shitshow: Meat Tornado?
 robford: Holy loly @Nofishforsale
 Nofishforsale: @Borkf interesting way to create a SuperSoldier
 Coolguy: @Borkf You ever try Al Pastor? It's cooked the same way, except it's pork and there is pineapple slices in between. makes for bomb ass tacos. (Very popular in SoCal and Mexico at 3 in the morning after night of drinking...)
 Borkf: @Nofishforsale The one on the left is an army guy.
 Borkf: @Nofishforsale "Elephants leg" kebab. Basically, a load of meat, ground up into patties, threaded onto a big spoke and rotisseried upright. Very popular in Turkey, Greece and the UK at 3 in the morning on the way back from a night of drinking.
 Scoo: Dammit, now I want a gyro instead of my crappy sandwich
 Nofishforsale: What is that? I really want to know.
 Knice: Join the Shawarmy; feed the world.
Image 142779   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Cami
 Eleftheros: Dubya is ALF
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @jochenau what do you suppose keeps the romney away?
 communist: @ThoughtlessGentleman I'd probably eat weird stuff to if it meant keeping Dick Cheney away from me.
 Teechur: taco cat is taco cat backwards
 SpaceCow: This is normal, on Marijuanas!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Yes it is a wmd and no im not on cocaine all the time......
 AutoDisaster: Grab 'em
 ThoughtlessGentleman: A kitten a day keeps the cheney away.
 Scoo: Dammit, now I want a kitten instead of my crappy sandwich
 Mac: Timely and topical.
 Sandor: Needs more butter
Image 142778   11-07-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 Scoo: Tables turning over too quickly and profits too high? Keep people sitting around forever with Board Game Cafe!
 Amy Housewine: This is what you pay your 7.99 for: #142522
 tamarindo: @a robot usually a coffee shop that has tables / spaces for board games. Cafe owners win because they have regular people there for hours, board gamers win by having a dedicated public space. I don't think it's hella lucrative, but it's a growing niche.
 tamarindo: There's a card game called "Poo" and given that this is a board game cafe...
 a robot: Board What?
Image 142777   11-07-16   Uploaded by    wwwdotcom
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