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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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 scribbs: @White Rice Fair enough, and I admire your ambition. Well done, you. By the by, during the uprising, could you not terrorize me? I live at 123 Fake St., Anytown, USA. Thanks in advance!
 White Rice: @scribbs It's too late for me, the raccoons have accepted me, and I'm slowly climbing the social heiarchy. One day I'll climb high enough to organize, then we shall strike. No garbage can will withstand our onslaught, no garden will go undug, and no neighborhood will know a restful night once we begin. The streets will overflow with garbage, and our kind will rule as kings!
 scribbs: @White Rice Don't panic, friend: You choose from X, Y, Z, & X. X=X, so your probability space is X, Y, Z = 1/3 chance of picking any. Since that isn't an answer, you've got a straight-forward impossibility, rather than a recursive paradox. Alternatively, it's not actually multiple choice, so you just write in 1/3 and you're done. IMO, of course.
 John Singapore: Mathematics can be wild. Only problem is, mostly is isn't.
 Whatever: Must be one of those charter schools Republicans love, since it all adds up, just like their balanced budgets.
 Astanapan: If I choose from the answers offered, the chance I will be correct is 0, since none of them is the correct answer.
 White Rice: Without looking at the contents of the answers, 25% (4 choices, we think 1 is correct, 1/4) then we see two answers are that which we believe to be THE answer. Now we think 2/4 are correct, so we have a 50-50 chance of getting the right answer, meaning 50%, so now that's the answer. But wait, if we have a 50% chance, then the answer IS 50%, but only 1 of the 4 options is 50%, meaning at random it'd only be a 1/4 chance, so 25%, which has a 50% chance of being chosen, so you enter an endless loop of logic that counters itself at every turn, you never actually answer the question, you fail out of school and start living under a bridge, constantly mumbling the endless logic loop that this question began. You befriend the raccoons, and they accept you as their own. You start using whatever
 duckfarts: this is RAD
 Sadbot: The only way to win is not to play
 Red: if my teacher asks this question, what is the chance i will throw a brick at him?
 camellia: Logic circuit has been permanently damaged, please replace and try again.
Image 142732   11-07-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
299
 
 petepuma: Careful. This is how you get your lemon tree stolen.
 Skaalar: It's El Barto you ignorant swine.
Image 142731   11-07-16   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
550
 
 duckfarts: wow, this will make dentistry so much easier
 AverageJoe: Shteven, Phteven
Image 142730   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
410
 
 Noremak: I'm gonna look at the pupper and dogger below to "calm down."
 WTF: "Ummm, my eyes are down here!"
 Mr. Butt: If you can do this, and you don't use your power for acrobatic flatulence, then, well, you can get the fuck out of my life.
 gary: Hello boys
 duckfarts: i'm listening, go on..............
 Hiddentigerma: Put em up.
 tib gubb: @AverageJoe Really
 AverageJoe: fucking yoga...
Image 142729   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
757
 
 scribbs: @VoR "Looper 2: The Old Yeller Protocol." Saddest. Movie. Evar.
 hoobleton: Mix-'n'-match, dad and lad
 VoR: Looper 2 made everyone cry
 Fishy: Me and my son.
 Teechur: Re-retriever.
Image 142728   11-07-16   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
216
 
 duckfarts: @Scoo yeah, magic unicorn dung is way more expensive
 VoR: @Scoo Guessing you never had European Nutella. Basically is drugs
 Scoo: I don't understand the obsession with Nutella. I've had at least two people tell me how they "discovered" it in Europe, and brought back a jar to "save for a special occasion." For fuck's sake, you can buy it at Walgreens! It's not magic unicorn dung!
 duckfarts: unless you have a plunger in the jar or a lot of patience, i don't see this working
 someguynameded: What is this madness? Nutella must be stored in a vessel of finest lead crystal, and served with a sterling silver spoon!
Image 142727   11-07-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
686
 
 p-niiice: stormfrontville. stormfrontvania.
 scribbs: vv We used to call it "Dark Web" because of the angst & stuff. Now the Deep Web is sometimes called "Emo Fun Parade." Or "Reddit."
 scribbs: I've been on the internet since it was text-only, and I can assure you, finding the Deep Web really is that easy. p.s. It used to be Drugs, Guns, Dark Listserves, Forbidden Pics w/ Text, Assassins, & Garfield Comics. The Dark Web is not a place where language improves. Just sayin'.
 petepuma: Oh they clicked the pi symbol
 Ulillillia: assassin's*
 p-niiice: GARFIELD COMICS OH FUCK NO
 a sedated moose: Did he hacked the Gibson?
 duckfarts: hell yeah, garfield
 AverageJoe: pepe the frog has moved there recently
 LaeMi: You're not really 'leet until you have surfed using the Dark Fiber.
 Retromancer: *Hacker Voice* "I'm in."
 Red: the doot web
Image 142726   11-07-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
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 Snix: how is that boat not going to see them? Its headed straight for the island and they are 2/3rds the height of the only tree on the island. That guys just an asshole.
 duckfarts: You'll have to die to signal that boat.
 Retromancer: You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Image 142725   11-07-16   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
466
 
 LaeMi: @RiderFan - Well I can't really argue with stopping Pedobear!
 RiderFan: Well, we have someone who keeps putting Pedobear stickers on stops signs where I live.
 Astanapan: In my neighborhood signs say that tall people suck by being placed with their tops lower than 2m high, scraping me if I try to walk under them. Trees are also trimmed to be traps for tall people. But if I look straight ahead of me to avoid the traps while I walk and I trample someone because I was not looking down in front of me, everyone acts like it's my fault.
 AverageJoe: and this is the reason why dwarfs have axes
 LaeMi: Well, our height makes it easier.
Image 142724   11-07-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
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 Warrax: Too dumb to not rad.
Image 142723   11-07-16   Uploaded by    courtney
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