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257639  Mr. Shine: That's a happy little goblin!

257629  Mr. Shine: Pass!

257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

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257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.



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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
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 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
301
 
 Minx: After being a drivers ed teacher for 6 years.
 ModelTRex: Oh no! I'm blocked in by boxes ON WHEELS.
 gary: Seems to have 'evoque'd a reaction!
 Borkf: Writing "No parking" on a bin does not make it illegal to park there.
 Ulillillia: Lllllike a glove!
 Janston: This city looks smoggy.
 a robot: No parking, but vandalizing garbage bins is a-ok!
Image 142697   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
673
 
 Derp Herpigan: "Tell us what you thought of this." Those lines aren't that poorly drawn.
Image 142696   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
Score:
648
 
 Janston: "Guess what?", asked the sorceress. The Potion Master replied, absently, "what." "MARBLES FUCK YOU FUCKIN TAKE THESE MARBLES, YA ASSHOLES. FUCK YOUR GHOUL HERE'S SOME MORE FUCKIN MARBLES, JERK, HAVE FUN CLEANING THE UP, DICKHEADS", interjected the scoreress.
 Xeno: Same thing happened to me yesterday.
 illBilliam: "C'mon guys, do you want me to DM this game for you or are you going just going to fuck around the whole time?"
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless love cyoa!!! I have 1 -120 ish
 Frank herbert: @a robot who says its a girl
 LogicKitty: @a robot Hey now, 5/6ths of my D&D group is girls. Including me
 duckfarts: c'mon pandora, why can't i open the box? i don't see what the big deal is
 BILL DOOR: THINGS WERE CERTAINLY MORE INTERESTING BEFORE VETINARI TOOK OFFICE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
 a robot: How'd you get a girl to join your D&D game?
 Peter Pantsless: Have you ever read a choose-your-own-adventure book...ON WEED?
 Nope: Would you two shut up I'm reading here!
Image 142695   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
168
 
 SpaceCow: It's like a Tumblr page brought to life.
 Minx: JUST PUT ON THE GLASSES!
 ModelTRex: I prefer WEED WOLF.
 Borkf: S
 Borkf: A
 Borkf: D
 Borkf:
 Borkf: D
 Borkf: A
 Borkf: D
 whoop: Bathroom walls are the original meme board.
 Niels Bohr: @Mr. Butt Everything between 13 and 18 is a total shitfest, well maybe more like between 10 and 24. No, you know what, just all of it.
 Mr. Butt: Glad to see that being 16 still sucks mad anus.
 WaffleIron: The internet is leaking again.
Image 142694   11-06-16   Uploaded by    LurkedMoar
Score:
617
 
 Minx: Aaaand that's why we don't invite Uncle Bill to parties anymore.
 Skaalar: I saw an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode recently with similar things going on... Pretty sure there was a troll involved.
 gary: This is a sex thing isn't it? I bet this is a sex thing.
 Janston: That's a pretty lazy Furry costume.is this your first con/orgy?
 FatTigerWoods: Now that's a koala-ty mask right there
 whoop: dropbear final boss
 illBilliam: PoorlyDressed.com; showcasing the latest in Australian bank robber masks.
 Mr. Butt: @fanny I think you may have mixed up marsupials and xenomorphs
 Frank herbert: Koalafied to.... no. Just no.
 duckfarts: wow, that little guy can take a lot
 fanny: well, this is sort of how marsupials work
 a robot: Well THAT was sure a scrolldown surprise
Image 142693   11-06-16   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
706
 
 Lestrange: Giz a job
 Minx: Let me go, i must dance!
 whiplash: "See, now here's your problem, lady. You had an angry cat in your pipes."
 Red: @ping this IS his calm face
 ping: Isn't pinching the scruff of their neck supposed to calm them down.
 duckfarts: tom selleck is a swell guy
 Starky15: @duckfarts ...you reminded me of this... grilledsloinbacon/SaAcs4WZHM
 Frank herbert: Am i bad person for imagining a dead rigamortized car?
 duckfarts: I GOTTA DANCE
 BILL DOOR: THIS MAN HAS EARNED A HANDFUL OF SAND FOR HIS TIMER. AZRAEL IN HIS TOWER OF INFINITY WOULD SURELY AGREE.
 ThatGuy: Smelly cat
 amyandy: Screw you for saving me - a cat
 Ulillillia: Cat radscue
 Warrax: I won't be seen with you in that coat!
 a robot: Rad for cat rescue!
Image 142692   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
1002
 
 Skum: Where are the boobs?
 Frank herbert: Thought it was a tattoo at first. Then i realized it was worse
 Peter Pantsless: "Staring is a huge turn off. Looks like somebody's not going to get any *puts bra on* beautiful people." YEEAAHH!
 jochenau: That shirt is vaguely distressing, so the shades actually help a little.
 Xeno: My eyes are, um, well, they are right here, actually.
 Mr. Butt: Dealt.
Image 142691   11-06-16   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
452
 
 Scoo: Deal With It
 Coolguy: @Jaunty Shrimp those are some jaunty teeth...
Image 142690   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
621
 
 Minx: I don't know why that kid looks so happy...
 petepuma: SHOOP SHOOP
 Borkf: The little girl on her back is controlling her like a puppet.
 square44: well she can certainly drink better. The whole bottle in one gulp.
 Spazstatic: Must. Feed. (Before someone accuses me of misogynistic commentary, I'm referencing the Abominations from WarCraft III)
 whoop: Bebe mejor, vive mejor, GRIIIIIIIIITTAAAAAAA MEJOORRRRRRRRRRR
 tamarindo: This is your brain, and this is your brain on a municipal water supply. Any questions?
 A duck: Baby Major is my rap name
 Derp Herpigan: Aaaaaaaaaaand I've got nightmares
Image 142689   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
547
 
 Skaalar: Unless you're into that sort of thing.
 Hiddentigerma: @whoop You get a plus for knowing what ouroboros is.
 Borkf: Just noticed the text is also made of meat.
 Culex: that's some fairly good ham-mansship
 whoop: I like that we repack the intestine with meat, then eat the meat which packs our intestine and then emit sausage-like stool which pack the intestine of a microbe and so on and so on and *camera pans out to a sausage ourobouros*
 whcvgre78: rad for pairing rosemary with sausage, very sensible
 Jennerator: From my cold, dead saucepan
 bug: Trust me, you don't want to see how the libertarians are made.
 Mr. Butt: Username/upload combo on point
 tamarindo: JOIN OR DIET
Image 142688   11-06-16   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
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