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221582  Sharkface: George Lucas dialogue as theological measuring stick? Brilliant!!

221565  a sedated moose: @Coolguy me too, but I think it says something to the effect of "exercise for the Fifth Element / film" down the right hand side of it. (In took Spanish in highschool, not French.)

221450  wolfpk: But mostly your mind; I'm a zombie.

221451  wolfpk: I suspected the farmet next door is using GMO pineapples.

221582  Amiga 1000: I've always loved that "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.

221569  Dan Tagonistic: This is why I prefer cats tbh

221574  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Huehuehue

221558  Dan Tagonistic: Facitse jam

221460  wolfpk: "Now I must kill everyone!!!!!"

221579  frankie: "Turns out I have herpes you might want to get tested" -Cinderella

221559  Shay: The horror....the horror....

221480  wolfpk: The dog on the right needs to go on a diet.

221566  Butcherboy: Not far enough. @Teechur

221579  skittles: Sorry kid, you need to be at least 24 inches for this ride.

221543  Not A Bot: I'm so sick of these bullshit hybrid breeds with a dumb portmanteau name. You own a mutt jackass. You spent way too much money on it too.

221568  Shay: BAH GAWD! THEY'LL KILLED HER!!!! AS GAWD AS MY WITNESS SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!!

221570  Ulillillia: Reptilians

221577  edgarallendoh: Two girls... Two cups?

221568  Scoo: Later, pooplords!

221516  wolfpk: Sorry brony

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221433 UnknownSample: "We've gotta do it tonight guys. The revolution will begin with us"

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221502 E. HONDA: A truly unforgettable moment in history

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221407 E. HONDA: Actually let's go with Courier, 14 point, double spaced, 4 pages max. I don't have time to read all your shitty papers

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy



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Score:
445
 
 Jaktai: When something breaks and becomes stairs.
 petepuma: classic escalator
 PenguinBartender: @A duck "Sorry for the convenience."
 Spazstatic: This did not escalate quickly.
 tib gubb: "lazy escalator"
 A duck: RIP Mitch Hedberg. Sorry they butchered your joke.
 Derp Herpigan: Soooo... does that mean still no crocs or strollers?
Image 142687   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
543
 
 Mr. Lizard: i agree with this @mexican
 Minx: Where the cool kids hand out.
 mexican: The family tree.
 5 Headed Snake God: And I thought I had bought a good-sized cat tree.
 Starky15: Errol the sheep started this fad.
 Mr. Shine: Lion crop's comin' in real good this yeah. *spits*
 BILL DOOR: THE TREE BEARS A NICE HARVEST.
 WaffleIron: The murder tree
 LogicKitty: The ground is lava
 Ulillillia: All the tasty birds are up there
 square44: @Derp Herpigan good idea, they look hungry
 Derp Herpigan: Guess I'll call the firemen again...
Image 142686   11-06-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
456
 
 Fancy Clown: Gerferld
 tamarindo: Hey Garfield, weren't you the last to see Nermal alive?
 Mr. Butt: im soory jon i was justtsoo hunnry
 A duck: "I hate mornings, and also your parents. Kill them!"
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Where is lasargneh? Jjonn"
 Retromancer: MERNDERS!
 Ulillillia: What up, G
Image 142685   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
550
 
 Skaalar: Ever see Jeff Goldblum in 'Earth Women are Easy'? Gawddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. That version of him can shush me anytime...
 Janston: Oh, this must be pre Jeff Goldbluman Group.
 whoop: You were so obsessed with figuring out whether or not you could that you never stopped to think about if you should
 Mr. Shine: Sshhh, only dreams now.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt :-D
 Jennerator: "I press my thumb down and your family dies"
 A duck: Shhhh... Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
 Cami: Creepyuncle.jpg
 Ulillillia: I need boys -- for Pleasure Island!
 Mr. Butt: ...pizza is sleeping
Image 142684   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
571
 
 jazzjunkie: Somehow, nobody remembers this part of Pinocchio
 Minx: *calls 911*
 PushyWebsite: Ever see the R. Crumb movie?
 Fancy Clown: Whose pleasure are we talking here and are they roofies?
 PenguinBartender: "If You Wanna Get Into That Boy's soul, You gotta pay the Troll Toll"
 duckfarts: @Nope whatever they are, he's got a bag full of em...
 fanny: well DUH!
 Jennerator: Jared runs a tight ship you see
 A duck: Tiberius, is that you?
 Nope: Those arent buttons
Image 142683   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
191
 
 Snix: We let an early 2000s chat bot name everything on this newly discovered island and you wont believe what it came up with.
 Minx: Cannabis Giggles you say, guess i know where i'm going for the holidays!
 Headoftheclass: Google Maps: Pleasure Island.
 Skum: Those boys arrived yet ?
 Mr. Shine: Wtf autocorrect, Scooter?
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia @Scooter I guess that leaves me with Scar Grudge? Or Ball Room Tuna?
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Mine's Holy Peter
 Derp Herpigan: Skarpeskade is Sharp Damage in English?
 Jennerator: I don't appreciate this mockery of my hometown Cannabis Giggles
 Scoo: Cannabis Giggles is my dancing name
Image 142682   11-06-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
317
 
 Minx: Can't..... look..... away!
 ping: 95% floof.
 LaeMi: Fly real close to the star to burn them out of your cargo bay.
 Frank herbert: @LogicKitty hell yea it is!!!
 LogicKitty: Is that a chuzzle?
 Quackzy: Embryonic form of mascot
 Red: what upcoming shitty animated movie is this from
 Jennerator: Wingless parasprite
 White Rice: "What's that? Fuzzurple is evolving?!"
 Peter Pantsless: I think we all know where this is going...not that I object, of course
Image 142681   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
93
 
 Minx: Rhett and Link fans know...
 Fancy Clown: My anaconda don't...
 funny in the wall: @tamarindo I remember catching that episode while driving. Stayed in the car until it was over.
 illBilliam: @tamarindo I did and yeah, makes sense. Something deep fried is going to taste like just like something deep fried.
 Butcherboy: They're also called maws or mauls. It's actually the scalded lining of a hogs stomach. What people do with them I have no idea but I sell them thru the holidays
 tamarindo: You should check out the January 11, 2013 episode of This American Life called Doppelgngers, which investigates the true claim that some "calamari" is actually fried bung.
 Jennerator: Pig assholes three bucks a pound and they're not sold out??
 jochenau: Label seems accurate.
 LogicKitty: I don't think I will ever be that hungry
Image 142680   11-06-16   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
412
 
 Minx: The vaporizing ray takes more lives during a game this afternoon.....
 ModelTRex: Makes a nice column chart, too. "How hot this area is, from left to right."
 Jennerator: Google the term 'gray ooze' and this picture becomes horrifying
 bug: Watching the Vampire Olympics.
 zupobaloop: THAT'S SOME GOOD PHOTOSHOP
 LogicKitty: Whatever they're watching it must not be very popular if there's that many empty seats to move into
 Derp Herpigan: No kidding, those stadium seats gets hot in the sun.
Image 142679   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
691
 
 Snowta: **SHRUG EMOJI**
 Snowta: ()/
 LaeMi: Waiting for the ones that were on here several weeks back.
 whoop: @Xeno False, these are orchids of the genus Feelalittledum, aka "I dunno orchids"
 Xeno: FYI, these are orchids of the genus Oncidium, aka "dancing lady orchids".
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I bring you peace"
 WhyThis: Come at me, bro!
Image 142678   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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