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257595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

257594  Stom Premben: I definitely thought of doing this today

257574  a robot: wouldn't one take off one's merkin for sex

257578  a robot: @Amy Housewine *shoots you in wooden leg*

257582  a robot: .....that's a lime?

257562  Bohab: @Knice "Not again..." - Aggrojag

257584  Bohab: Will ferrel?

257569  Laree: Anything's dinner if you're brave enough.

257575  Laree: @Mexico chicken butt!!

257578  Amy Housewine: Drive is reg'lar walkin', not for fancy walkin'.

257582  Amy Housewine: No photoshop, just quality lemon my friend.

257572  Annoying Vegan : Right before Im going to bed, thanks a lot!

257583  Sadbot: Denver: Topped with the hacky weed jokes of every touring comedian

257581  tib gubb: where's your moustache?

257527  raditzu: I'm so busy at work, you have no idea!

257583  tib gubb: whaddya mean tacos ain't pizza? tacos is pizza!

257592  Dominus Umbrae: Obviously, the backmost one is the murderer.

257549  raditzu: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

257558  raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257572  raditzu: Jesus Fukking Christ!

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257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257486 Jabberwikket: These raviolis look wiggly

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257558 raditzu: Poor choices were made.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257454 a robot: @Christina Yeah! #112748

257468 Warrax: The Sinai Desert is full of hallucinogenic plants.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

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 Jaktai: When something breaks and becomes stairs.
 petepuma: classic escalator
 PenguinBartender: @A duck "Sorry for the convenience."
 Spazstatic: This did not escalate quickly.
 tib gubb: "lazy escalator"
 A duck: RIP Mitch Hedberg. Sorry they butchered your joke.
 Derp Herpigan: Soooo... does that mean still no crocs or strollers?
Image 142687   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Capital
 Mr. Lizard: i agree with this @mexican
 Minx: Where the cool kids hand out.
 mexican: The family tree.
 5 Headed Snake God: And I thought I had bought a good-sized cat tree.
 Starky15: Errol the sheep started this fad.
 Mr. Shine: Lion crop's comin' in real good this yeah. *spits*
 WaffleIron: The murder tree
 LogicKitty: The ground is lava
 Ulillillia: All the tasty birds are up there
 square44: @Derp Herpigan good idea, they look hungry
 Derp Herpigan: Guess I'll call the firemen again...
Image 142686   11-06-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 Fancy Clown: Gerferld
 tamarindo: Hey Garfield, weren't you the last to see Nermal alive?
 Mr. Butt: im soory jon i was justtsoo hunnry
 A duck: "I hate mornings, and also your parents. Kill them!"
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Where is lasargneh? Jjonn"
 Retromancer: MERNDERS!
 Ulillillia: What up, G
Image 142685   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Skaalar: Ever see Jeff Goldblum in 'Earth Women are Easy'? Gawddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. That version of him can shush me anytime...
 whoop: You were so obsessed with figuring out whether or not you could that you never stopped to think about if you should
 Mr. Shine: Sshhh, only dreams now.
 fanny: @Mr. Butt :-D
 Jennerator: "I press my thumb down and your family dies"
 A duck: Shhhh... Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.
 Cami: Creepyuncle.jpg
 Ulillillia: I need boys -- for Pleasure Island!
 Mr. Butt: is sleeping
Image 142684   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 jazzjunkie: Somehow, nobody remembers this part of Pinocchio
 Minx: *calls 911*
 PushyWebsite: Ever see the R. Crumb movie?
 Fancy Clown: Whose pleasure are we talking here and are they roofies?
 PenguinBartender: "If You Wanna Get Into That Boy's soul, You gotta pay the Troll Toll"
 duckfarts: @Nope whatever they are, he's got a bag full of em...
 fanny: well DUH!
 Jennerator: Jared runs a tight ship you see
 A duck: Tiberius, is that you?
 Nope: Those arent buttons
Image 142683   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Snix: We let an early 2000s chat bot name everything on this newly discovered island and you wont believe what it came up with.
 Minx: Cannabis Giggles you say, guess i know where i'm going for the holidays!
 Headoftheclass: Google Maps: Pleasure Island.
 Skum: Those boys arrived yet ?
 Mr. Shine: Wtf autocorrect, Scooter?
 Mr. Shine: @Ulillillia @Scooter I guess that leaves me with Scar Grudge? Or Ball Room Tuna?
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Mine's Holy Peter
 Derp Herpigan: Skarpeskade is Sharp Damage in English?
 Jennerator: I don't appreciate this mockery of my hometown Cannabis Giggles
 Scoo: Cannabis Giggles is my dancing name
Image 142682   11-06-16   Uploaded by    peeper
 Minx: Can't..... look..... away!
 ping: 95% floof.
 LaeMi: Fly real close to the star to burn them out of your cargo bay.
 Frank herbert: @LogicKitty hell yea it is!!!
 LogicKitty: Is that a chuzzle?
 Quackzy: Embryonic form of mascot
 Red: what upcoming shitty animated movie is this from
 Jennerator: Wingless parasprite
 White Rice: "What's that? Fuzzurple is evolving?!"
 Peter Pantsless: I think we all know where this is going...not that I object, of course
Image 142681   11-06-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
 Minx: Rhett and Link fans know...
 Fancy Clown: My anaconda don't...
 funny in the wall: @tamarindo I remember catching that episode while driving. Stayed in the car until it was over.
 illBilliam: @tamarindo I did and yeah, makes sense. Something deep fried is going to taste like just like something deep fried.
 Butcherboy: They're also called maws or mauls. It's actually the scalded lining of a hogs stomach. What people do with them I have no idea but I sell them thru the holidays
 tamarindo: You should check out the January 11, 2013 episode of This American Life called Doppelgngers, which investigates the true claim that some "calamari" is actually fried bung.
 Jennerator: Pig assholes three bucks a pound and they're not sold out??
 jochenau: Label seems accurate.
 LogicKitty: I don't think I will ever be that hungry
Image 142680   11-06-16   Uploaded by    matos
 Minx: The vaporizing ray takes more lives during a game this afternoon.....
 ModelTRex: Makes a nice column chart, too. "How hot this area is, from left to right."
 Jennerator: Google the term 'gray ooze' and this picture becomes horrifying
 bug: Watching the Vampire Olympics.
 LogicKitty: Whatever they're watching it must not be very popular if there's that many empty seats to move into
 Derp Herpigan: No kidding, those stadium seats gets hot in the sun.
Image 142679   11-06-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Snowta: **SHRUG EMOJI**
 Snowta: ()/
 LaeMi: Waiting for the ones that were on here several weeks back.
 whoop: @Xeno False, these are orchids of the genus Feelalittledum, aka "I dunno orchids"
 Xeno: FYI, these are orchids of the genus Oncidium, aka "dancing lady orchids".
 SoyUnPerdedor: "I bring you peace"
 WhyThis: Come at me, bro!
Image 142678   11-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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